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Saturday, March 18, 2006

I'd Hit It!

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"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." 

- Joan Rivers

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Antique Photos
 

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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

This photo was done sometime in the late 1940's or early 1950's (I think).

Technically, this pic is pretty boring - no contrast, no thought, no nothing... so I'm not going to waste my time picking it apart.

The model doesn't really do a thing for me. Her pose is quite typical. She has big sloppy floppy tits, bleached blonde hair and a scowl on her face that looks as if she doesn't give a shit. She just wants the photographer to fork over the cash for her posing and to get the hell out of there. Actually, her face looks a little manly - maybe she's actually a tranny from days gone by. But, on the plus side, she/he actually has nice looking legs. I will give her/him that.

This photo does not work for me.
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Friday, March 17, 2006

Paddy Happy St. Patrick's DayPaddy

There were three Irish prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down.  "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job." "Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"

Q. What's the difference between Irish women and washing machines?
A. You don't have to hug washing machines after you put your load in them.

A Irishman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will Lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again." he tells himself! , and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out Of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."

Q. What's Irish and stays out all night?
A. Paddy 0' Furniture

A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

Q. What is black and blue and found floating upside-down in the Irish sea?
A. Someone who's tells a stupid Irish joke.

A drunk Irishman staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

May the luck of the Irish be with you!

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Adult Erotica - PREPARATION 

"All right class," Miss Eddy admonished her all girl's senior high home economics class, "the bell rang over a minute ago, please take your seats so we can get started!!!" After everyone was in her seat and quiet, Miss Eddy began, "Now this is an important chapter we're beginning today, so I want to make sure that you all pay very close attention to what we discuss and do, because this is information you'll be using for the rest of your adult lives, is that clear!?!" With twenty heads nodding in agreement, Miss Eddy opened her text and began the class!!! 

"Please open your books to chapter eleven, it's the one titled "Personal Feminine Hygiene", does everyone have it!?!" "Now, why is this so important," Miss Eddy ask, "can anyone tell me!?!" When no one raised their hand, Miss Eddy pointed to a dark haired girl in the front row and asked, "Donna, do you have any idea!?!" "Uh, because it would be unhealthy not to keep your self clean down there!!!" "Of course that's true," Miss Eddy replied, "but that's not the answer I'm looking for, and by the way, I don't have a "down there", I have a vagina just like all of you have, so let's please use proper the terminology!!!" "Anyone else have an idea," she opined!?! Just when she was about to give up on anyone coming up with the correct answer, Becky raised her hand and offered, "Is it to keep a man happy, Miss Eddy!?!" With a wide smile covering her face Miss Eddy replied, "Very good, Becky, and how did you arrive at that conclusion!?!" "From my mom, ma'am," the girl replied quickly, "she always says to make sure that my vagina is always ready in case a man would happen to see or touch it!!!" Nodding her head in agreement, Miss Eddy went on, "Of course your mother is correct, I'm pleased that she is taking an interest in your vaginal development, is anyone else's mother doing the same thing!?!" Over half of the girls raised their hands prompting Miss Eddy to comment, "I'm really not surprised that so many of your mother's are tending to your personal needs, as I've had most of them in my home ec class over the years, so tell me, what exactly are they telling you!?!" 

Vicki raised her hand and replied, "Well my mom makes sure that I douche at least twice a day and keep my pubic hair neatly trimmed!!!" "Anyone else," Miss Eddy asked, "that was very good, Vicki!?!" Becky again raised her hand and added, "Well this isn't exactly about hygiene, but mom makes sure that I masturbate once a day and have at least one hard orgasm because she says that when the time comes to be with a man my vagina will already be attuned to what it needs!!!" "Now that is one of the best things that a mother could do for her daughter," Miss Eddy said while nodding her head, "keeping your pussy in tune is like keeping a car's engine tuned, if you don't maintain it, it won't operate correctly!!!" "Can someone think of something else," she asked, "I'm sure that some of you have more ideas to share with the class!?!" From the back row, a hand slowly went up and Miss Eddy asked, "Yes, Darla, what do you have for us!?!" "Well, uh," Darla stammered, "my mom shaves my vaginal lips twice a week to keep my labia smooth and ready for oral stimulation!!!" "Very good, Darla," Miss Eddy beamed, "next to daily masturbation I feel that keeping your lips smooth is the next most important thing a girl can do!!!" Darla raised he hand one more time and added, "I think I should also add that my mom orally brings me to orgasm after each shaving session, she says that it will keep my clitoris primed and ready to go!!!" "That's another good point, class," Miss Eddy opined, "having your mother or father bring to orgasm orally is even better that masturbation, as it definitely heightens your sexual awareness, and if I may Darla, would you be so kind as to come to the front of the class and hop up on the edge of my desk, I think a demonstration is much in order!!!" 

Darla shyly slid down her white cotton panties before hopping up on the edge of the desk with her skirt hiked up above her waist and her legs spread wide apart!!! "Now, class, this is a perfect example of what a young girl's vagina should look like," Miss Eddy said while gently caressing Darla's labia, "just look at the smoothness of her lips and of course the plumpness of her labia, it's just beautiful!!!" Everyone craned their necks to get a better look until Miss Eddy ordered, "Okay now, girls, everyone move to the front of the room to get a better look, but don't crowd in to closely, leave the poor girl some room to breathe!!!" When everyone was finally in place Miss Eddy asked softly, "Now, who would like to be the one to orally satisfy Darla's clitoris, as you can plainly see its little head is protruding past her lips, obviously in a state of extreme sexual arousal!?!" The sounds of shallow breathing began to permeate the air as the vaginas of all twenty girls began to drench with Bartholin's fluid, a definite precursor to orgasm!!! When no one spoke up, Miss Eddy said softly, "Well, I guess I'll just have to take care of her myself," as she dropped to her knees while taking her place between the trembling girl's thighs, "if we don't do her quickly the poor thing will go out of her mind!!!" 

While moving her face just inches from Darla's steaming pussy, Miss Eddy said softly, "Now pay attention class, "this is important!!!" As twenty pairs of eyes looked on in rapt attention, Miss Eddy's tongue slithered out and caressed the puffy labia as if it were fine china, while a gasp erupted from Darla's throat when the hot tongue finally rested upon her distended clitoris!!! "M-my god," one of the girls stammered, "just look at how puffed up her lips are, I-I can't help myself, I've just gotta do my clit!!!" Upon hearing that, Miss Eddy whispered hoarsely, "That's a good idea class, everyone should do her own clit and have her own orgasm!!!" The aura of hot sexuality was so thick in the air that you could have cut it with a knife, and the sight and sound of twenty cute eighteen year olds with their panties down around their knees furiously masturbating while watching their home ec teacher eating the pussy of a class mate was more than most of them could take, while Darla, of course was on a one way trip to suck off city as Miss Eddy slurped and licked her pussy like there was no tomorrow!!! 

Darla began moaning loudly as the tension in her clit mounted with each lick of Miss Eddy's very practiced tongue, while several of the girls were now openly displaying their pussies for everyone to see!!! One of the girls wantonly stood next to Miss Eddy and gasped, "M-Miss Eddy, w-would it be all right if I sucked your pussy, please let me do it, you've gotta be on fire!?!" "Miss Eddy was now so turned on she merely nodded her head while continuing to suck the fresh young vagina buried in her hot mouth!!! She could feel several pairs of hands lifting her dress and tugging down her panties, but it was when one of the girls ran her tongue up and down the length of her crack that she nearly came right then and there!!! In the back ground she heard Becky urge, "Eat her cunt, Jenny, suck her off, make her cum like the slut she is!!!" Her head was now reeling with desire as the cute little Jenny took her with her mouth while she herself continued nursing on Darla's huge lipped cunt!!! Several of the girls were already in the midst of extremely hard orgasms, but it was when Becky moaned, "L-look at them, they're all just a bunch of cunt lapping bitches, just l-look at them, ooooooooooooooooh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I'm fucking cumming!!!" It was at that point that both Darla and Miss Eddy's pussies convulsed hard as mind numbing orgasms shredded their crotches into so much confetti while the rest of the girls frigged themselves to cums that found many of them slipping to the floor out of pure exhaustion!!! 

From the middle of the collection of strewn bodies someone whispered, "All I can say is wow!!!" Everyone chuckled, but Miss Eddy, while struggling to her feet and pulling up her panties offered, "Yes, class, wow, that is exactly how it is supposed to be, so let's all try to practice what we preach and take extra special care of our vaginas, all right!?!" And as satisfied sighs wafted through the class room twenty very satisfied eighteen & nineteen year old home economics students replied in unison, "Yes we will, Miss Eddy!!!" 

THE END
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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Japanese Shunga
 

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This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

International Rules of Manhood

1 - Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2 - It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
     a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
     b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
     c. After wrecking your boss' car.
     d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
     e. When she is using her teeth

3 - Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4 - Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5 - If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

6 - Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7 - No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.

8 - On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9 - When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10 - You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11 - It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless super model… and it's free.

12 - Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13 - Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14 - Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15 - If a man's fly is down, that's his problem. You didn't see anything.

16 - Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17 - A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18 - Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19 - If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20 - Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21 - Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
       a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
       b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
       c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

22 - Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23 - Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24 - The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25 - It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26 - Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27 - The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a vibrator. End of story.

28 - There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever!

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Wednesday, The Ides of March, 2006

Fetish Wear & Latex Boots by Eros Boutique
 

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

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Poetry - Asian Girl
 

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Monday, March 13, 2006

Monday Toons

Frenetic Wanderings - Jeff Swenson

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Three Irish Jokes

1. An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a wee Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head, and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer poured a bit of Irish whiskey over the little guy to revive him. "Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked. "Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?" "Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want anything. I'm just glad you're okay, and I apologize. I really didn't mean to hit you." And the golfer walks off. "What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. "But it was fair and square that he got me, and I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want - a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life." A year went by and the American golfer was back on the same hole. He again hit a bad drive into woods and the Leprechaun was there waiting for him. "'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here," the little guy says. "I just want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?" "My game is fantastic!" the golfer answers. "In fact, that's the first bad ball I've hit in a year! I'm an internationally famous golfer now." He adds, "By the way, it's good to see you're all right." "Oh, I'm fine now, thankee. I did that fer yer golf game, ya know. And tell me, how's yer money situation?" "Why, it's just wonderful!" the golfer states. "I win fortunes in golf." If I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!" "I did that fer ye also. And tell me how's yer sex life?" The golfer blushes, turns his head away embarrassed, and says shyly, "It's OK." "C'mon, c'mon now," urged the Leprechaun, "I'm wanting to know if I did good job. How many times a day?" Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, "Once, sometimes twice a week." "What?!?!" responds the Leprechaun in shock. "That's all? Only once or twice a week?" "Well," says the golfer, "I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish"

2. A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman. The Texan says "Yup" and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?". The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".

3. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to  place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."  The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £30. Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her  skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's  £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt  over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."
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Sunday, March 12, 2006

Blogger Babe - Amber Rain

Amber is deffo a pure California, blonde-haired, blue-eyed babe. She's a 19 year old, 5'4, 115 lb Hottie with beautiful, shoulder length, naturally blonde hair. She has very pretty ocean blue eyes, nice lips and a beautiful smile. She also has a very nice figure (34-24-32) with, not-too-small, perfectly shaped, round & perky tits, nice pink nipples, a flat stomach, nice legs, a nice butt and a nicely shaved pink pussy with a small landing strip of barely visible, blonde, pubic hair (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

An agent sent Amber's pic to me and as soon as I saw it I deffo thought that she was a babe, but since I'm more into dark-haired exotic girls, I wasn't all that excited about her. Don't get me wrong, she's a total cutie, but I usually don't shoot a whole lot of California-type blondes. I put her pic in the files and that was that. But about a day later my partner, Big Lou, called and said "we need a little more variety in our models" and for me to "stop looking at my job as a dating service" and finally he said "hire and shoot some blondes." Big Lou is deffo into blondes, but he was right, we do need some blondes in our catalogue... So, I told him I have just the girl we need. I sent her pic over and of course he was extremely interested in photographing her. I gave her a call and set up an interview for the following day.
 

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Amber showed up for the interview on time, with a nice smile but with what I thought was a little bit of an attitude. But as I talked with her I discovered that she was just kinda shy and reserved. The interview was brief. I found out that she had been doing hardcore porn since she turned 18. Yikes! But, unlike a lot of the other adult models, she seemed to have a pretty good head on her shoulders. She had no tattoos. No piercings. She didn't smoke, drink or do drugs. She took care of herself AND, she had a well thought out business plan for the future. I was impressed! I hired her.
 

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Amber showed up for the shoot on time and again, with what I perceived as a little bit of an attitude. She was very quiet and was not very receptive to any of my flirting. For me that is a little bit of a problem... I usually feel more comfortable and do my best work when I feel a connection with the model. So before we started shooting, I'm thinking that the shoot is not gonna go to well. Here I am trying my best to make a connection and she is unresponsive. And if I can't make a connection with her now, how am I ever gonna get a connection with her once we start shooting. Dang! I quietly express my concerns to Big Lou and he pretty much says that he thinks once we start snapping some frames she'll loosen up, turn the switch on, melt the ice and we'll get what we need. Well dang, I hate to admit it, but he was deffo right. Once we started shooting, Amber was a dream to work with. She was deffo very professional, she moved fluidly from one pose to another, she opened up (literally), she turned on the charm, her smile brightened, her eyes lit up and, well... we got a lot of great material.
 

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Speaking of her eyes... WOW! While shooting (and also in real life) I pay a lot of attention to people's features (eyes, smiles, lips, nose, facial structures, etc.) and Amber deffo has a great set of eyes (she has a lot of other great features as well, but her eyes really stand out). The more we shot, the more her eyes sparkled. Again, as I have said with many of the adult models that I have photographed, she should deffo not be doing this type of work. With her natural "All American, California Blonde Beauty," she should deffo be doing "real" non-adult, mainstream modeling. She would make a great swimsuit / calendar model.
 

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Anyway, back to the shoot. It went well and in exactly five hours we shot eight different set-ups including: bikini, cheerleader, schoolgirl with a huge giant dildo, plastic wrap (mummification), black leather with thigh-high boots & a whip, an exterior masturbating in a moving car scene, an exterior masturbating in a public park scene and last but not least a couple of  voyeur scenes.

During and immediately after the shoot, Big Lou, Amber and I talked quite a bit about doing some more work together. As I mentioned, Amber seems to have a pretty good head on her shoulders and she discussed a few of her ideas with us. Which I will deffo say are good ideas. So, sometime in the near future, we are going to partner up with her, shoot some exclusive material for her personal upcoming site and also shoot some more material for us. I think it will be a good and profitable partnership of all of us.
 

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If you want to see more of Amber Rain, check out "Triple X Cams," "Mummified Girls," and of course "Porn Jester's White Girls."
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

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