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Saturday, March 4, 2006

I'd Hit It!

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Quote of the Week
 

"There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed."

- George Burns

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Antique Photos
 

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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

This photo was done sometime in the late 1940's or early 1950's (I think).

Technically, this pic is pretty simple and plain, and not a lot of thought went into the lighting of it. Probably just a snapshot so I am not going to waste my time picking it apart.

But it is a fun shot and I do like it - mainly because... Who doesn't like three babes posing nude together? The chick on the right has nice big boobs, but she is also a little overweight with thick thighs and cellulite. I would take a pass on her, but the other two babes are pretty hot - especially the one in the middle. She's as cute as a button. Yeah, yeah - I'd do 'em all though :o)

This photo works for me, but only because it is three nude models and they look like they're having fun.
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posted by: Neo ©
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Friday, March 3, 2006

Adult Erotica - THE MILE HIGH CLUB 

".....we'll be cruising at an altitude of 33,000 feet with and air speed of 480 knots, the weather is clear and we should reach Houston right on time, and thank you for flying World Air!!!" After Emma Burton had stared out the window at the fading lights of Seattle's skyline, she ordered a Bloody Mary from the hostess and buried her nose in the new novel she had purchased at the airport news stand, and while she was just about getting into the plot when she was interrupted by her young seat mate, a college age boy sitting just to her right!!! "First flight," he asked!?! "Uh, no," she replied, "my grandchildren live with my son and his wife in Houston so I fly down a couple of times a year, I usually take the night flight because it's a little cheaper, what about you!?!" "Oh, I go to school in Seattle," he offered cheerfully, "but I'm a native Texan returning home to be in my buddy's wedding!!!" She was about to go back to her reading, when the young man stuck out his hand and introduced himself, "Well since we're going to be traveling together, my name's Parker, Parker Price!!!" Emma took his hand, and with a firm grip replied, "It's nice to make your acquaintance, Parker, I'm Emma Burton!!!" 

Their drinks soon arrived, and while making small talk, Parker discovered that Emma Burton was a sixty year old widow whose husband had dies three years ago!!! "So, enough about me," Emma said after taking a sip on her drink, "Tell me, do you have a girl friend!?!" "I did have one," he replied, "but we broke up two months ago, so I guess you could say I'm kinda in between!!!" After taking another sip, she patted his leg replied, "Well I wouldn't worry about it too much, you're a very handsome young man who shouldn't have any trouble finding another girl!!!" He chuckled a little before replying, "Thanks for the compliment, but I think for the time being I'm just gonna play the field!!!" They spent the better part of the next hour chatting about everything under the sun, until Parker finally offered, "I'm sorry, but I'm really tired, so if you don't mind I think I'll take a little nap!!!" 

In less than a minute Parker fell into a deep restful sleep while Emma turned on her overhead light and returned to reading her book as her hand fell casually into Parker's lap!!! Almost immediately his penis stiffened until his full erection pushed insistently against the front of his jeans as Emma continued both reading and caressing at the same time!!! It had been so long since she had felt the hardness of an excited male in her hand, that her panty clad vagina became flushed and damp in anticipation of some direct stimulation!!! Reaching under her seat, Emma pulled out a blanket and covered both her lap and Parker's before sliding her hand back to his straining crotch!!! It was incredible really, here she was feeling up a total stranger while he slept with him being none the wiser, but what she really wanted was to unzip his fly and extract his big pecker and suck him off!!! It was now or never, so with a gentle shaking of his arm to rouse him awake she whispered, "Take out your out your penis, I want to suck you off!!!" "W-what did you say," he replied groggily, "I didn't hear you!?!" Again she shook him by the arm and in a low but urgent voice repeated, "Take out your penis, I want to suck you!!!" By now his eyes were wide open and he could feel her hand kneading his hardness through his clothing, and in almost a shocked voice in whispered, "Are you crazy, you're old enough to be my grandmother, and besides, we're on an airplane full of people, someone might see us!!!" "Don't worry," she whispered hoarsely, "all the lights are out and most everyone is asleep, and besides, I'll slip under the blanket so no one can see me!!!" 

When he didn't reply, Emma pressed on, "You're hard as a rock, you need to ejaculate and I need for you to do it in my mouth, please, let's help each other out, I promise that you won't be disappointed!!!" "I-I don't know," he stammered, "I didn't realize people your age................" ".........that people my age like sex," as she finished his sentence for him, "well let me tell you, we like it just as much as you young kids and maybe more, so hurry up and get that cock out, mama's hungry!!!" After a moment's hesitation, Parker extracted his hardon from its denim prison, allowing the old cock hound access to his most private parts!!! "My god," she sighed while gently jerking him under the blanket, "it's so warm and alive in my hand, and so thick too, I'm really gonna enjoy this!!!" Emma glanced around the dark cabin to see if any other passengers were paying any attention to them, and when she was sure they were not, she lifted the blanket and devoured the straining organ in her hot mouth!!! "Oh my god," he moaned softly, "that's incredible, it even feels better than when Debbie does it!!!" Emma chuckled to herself at the young man's admission, but anxious to receive her sperm shooter, she concentrated on licking and sucking his big pecker to climax!!! Parker's breathing became shallow and inconsistent as his orgasm neared, and just when he was ready to blow his nut, a hostess tapped him on the shoulder and asked in an acid voice, "And just what do you think you two are doing!?!" 

After nearly jerking Emma's mouth from his erection, Parker stammered, "Well uh, you see it's like this, she was just uh, I mean she was just..........." "I was giving him a blow job," Emma interjected, "that is until you interrupted us!!!" Her tone was that of someone whose rights had been violated, and for an instant the female flight attendant didn't quite know what to say, so Emma bored right on in, "And now look at him," while pulling back the cover and exposing Parker's still rock hard cock, "and you expect me to leave the poor boy in this condition, what are you anyway, some kind of sadist!?!" With a look of total consternation the hostess stammered, "Well I'm sorry, but I was afraid some of the other passengers might complain......" "Do you see anybody watching us," Emma demanded while casually jerking Parker's straining hardon, "cuz I sure don't!!!" "Well uh, I guess not," the hostess replied softly, "I-I'm sorry for the inconvenience!!!" "That's okay," Emma replied, "how'd you like a little taste for yourself, he's got and incredibly yummy cock here!?!" "Ohhhhh I couldn't," the hostess replied softly!!! "Why not," Emma shot back, "he's got plenty of juice for both of us, you do swallow don't you, I don't wanna see any of his spunk going to waste!!!" 

The hostess was now completely flustered at the personal nature the conversation had taken on, and in a small quiet voice she replied, "I don't think that is any of you business!!!" "Well it is if you plan on sucking him off, I found him first, but I'll be happy to share him, and by the way, when's that last time you sucked a big pecker!?!" "Keep your voice down," the hostess admonished, "do you want someone to hear you!?!" "Not really," Emma replied casually, "but if you don't hurry, I'm just gonna hafta suck him off by myself!!!" Parker was almost in a state of shock as he listened to the two women discussing the merits of sucking his penis, and it wasn't until he grabbed the hostess by the arm and physically pulled her face into his lap that the argument was finally settled!!! After her face bumped into the massive piece of cock flesh, she almost automatically opened her mouth and sucked him in!!! "Ohhhhhh," he sighed as her mouth engulfed him, "oh yeah, just like that, mmmmmm, right there, that's the spot, suck me off, oh god suck me off!!!" Emma snuggled up next to him, and with out warning, turned his face to hers and gave him a deep kiss, while forcing her tongue deep inside of his mouth!!! He was beginning to lose it, but by now he was so far gone all he could think about was shooting a load into the mouth of the cocksucker flight attendant!!! Emma pulled her mouth from his and whispered, "Are you about ready to fill her mouth, she really needs it!?!" With his eyes glazed over, he nodded his head as his body stiffened and his cock began to ejaculate a gusher of hot cum deep into the throat of the hot little cocksucker!!! 

"T-that was incredible," he sighed while the little cock hound continued paying oral homage to his still half hard cock, "I can't believe we just did that, I mean with all these sleeping people around!!!" Emma kissed him again and then offered, "Now don't think for a minute that we're finished here, sonny, you've still got to get mama off!!!" "But how," he asked softly?!? "Like this," she replied while quickly standing up and throwing a let over his lap and mounting him, "just like this!!!" "Y-you're fucking crazy," he moaned as she impaled herself on his huge erection, "we're gonna get caught for sure!!!" "Oh shut the fuck up," she sighed while rocking back and forth on his thick stump, "we've got little miss cocksucker here to keep the coast clear, so be a good Texan and give this Seattle girl the fucking of her life, come on, stud," she gasped, "move your fucking ass and get mama off!!!" After regaining his train of thought, he shot back quietly, "You're on top, cunt, do it yourself, I'm just along for the fucking ride!!!" And she did too, as she all at once began bouncing up and down on him until without warning she stiffened as if she were electrocuted, while a murderous climax slammed into her cunt and his own organ spasmed hard filling her with the sperm shooter she so desperately desired!!! 

Almost as soon as they climaxed, the hostess whispered harshly, "Okay now, that's enough, both of you back in your seats and keep your hands to yourselves!!!" Emma plopped back down in her seat, and while looking out the window into the pitch dark offered, "Now that, was a real case of in flight turbulence!!!" 

THE END
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Thursday, March 2, 2006

Japanese Shunga
 

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This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's…

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. 

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn't get tested for diabetes. 

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. 

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. 

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. 

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. 

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. 

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. 

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING! 

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were OK. 

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem. 

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 199 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms.......... WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them! 

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. 

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live in us forever. 

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them! 

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! 

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! 

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever! 

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. 

We had the freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL! 

And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS! 

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.

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Wednesday, March 1, 2006

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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

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Poetry - FETUS NO MORE LIES
 

FETUS NO MORE LIES

TRIP TO NEW ORLEANS
BLACK AND WHITE AND LUST
COME HOME
BLACK IS FORGOTTEN
AND TURNED TO DUST
LOVERS COME BY THE DAY
AND SOME IN THE NIGHT
NO CARE FOR THE WORDS YOU SAID
A MOMENT AWAY
YOU'RE IN BED
WEEKS PASS
NO BLOOD IS SHED
THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU
YOU FILL HIS HEAD
TRUTHS ARE DECEIVED
BUT ARE NOT FUNNY
A WHITE FATHER
GIVES THE MONEY
A WHITE MOTHER
CLIPS HIS WINGS
WITH LIES SHE'S SAID
A BLACK SON IS DEAD
STRAND AFTER STRAND
OF THE WEB IS BROKEN
THE LOVE COLLAPSES
YOUR SPINNERET WORKS HARDER
SHOOTING SILKEN STRANDS
INTO THE AIR
NO SUPPORT IS THERE
THE WHITE SPIDER WILL DIE
BY THE WEIGHT OF HER LIE
THE WOUNDED WHITE PREY
WILL AGAIN LEARN TO FLY

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Monday, February 27, 2006

Monday Toons

Frenetic Wanderings - Jeff Swenson

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Three Adult Jokes

1. The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party.  The Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger.  In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in 3 days.  But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.  What is your 1st request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."  The Chief nods, and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger.  He whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in 2 days.  What is your 2nd request?"  The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.  Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.  As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening -- to the Chief's surprise -- Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.  She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.  "You are indeed a man of talent, but I will still kill you tomorrow.  What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse ... alone."  The Chief, although curious, agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.  Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eyes and says, "Listen carefully dumb-ass, I said, "BRING POSSE !!!"

2. There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

3. Once there were two gay men. One day one of the gay men noticed the hair on his head was falling out, so he went to the doctor and he said , "just rub Vaseline on your head for a week." so he went back to his husband and said "the doctor said if I rub Vaseline on my head, my hair will grow!" then the other gay man said " I don't believe that, because if that's true, you'll have a ponytail coming out of your asshole!"
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Sunday, February 26, 2006

Blogger Babe - Foxy Lady

Foxy Lady is a very sexy 21 year old, 5'2, 104 lb Latina Hottie. OMG she is so cute, not to mention very, very HOT!!! She has long, naturally dark hair with blondish/brown highlights, sparkling eyes, nice lips, and a very cute, very innocent smile (and yes she wears braces). She has a nice slender body, small perky tits with nice round and tiny pinkish/brown nipples, a great ass, nice legs, and a shaved pussy with a patch of neatly trimmed brown pubic hair. AND she has one of the best doggy-style, cum-fuck-me arches I've ever seen. When she arches her back and sticks her butt up... all I can say is... "WOW!" (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
 

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An agent sent Foxy Lady's pic to me and as soon as I saw it I knew I wanted to meet her, hire & photograph her, date, fall in love and marry her. This girl deffo sent a tingle through my body. Mmmmm... I called to set up an interview and soon found out that, like most models, she was not the most responsible. We set up an interview and of course she didn't show up. Usually models only get one chance, but she was a babe and I was not gonna give up on her just yet. Over the course of the next few months we played telephone tag, then finally we got a hold of each other, and set up another interview.

On the day of the interview, I felt like a little kid. The clock ticked very slowly and while waiting for her to show up, I eased my anxiety by cleaning my office (for the third time that day). I put on my best black jeans and new black t-shirt, put some good music on shuffle, lit some nice smelling candles (vanilla, of course), checked my eyes for scrambled eggs, went through a ton of cinnamon Altoids and waited for my date... Uh, I mean, for Foxy Lady to show up.
 

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Finally, a car door shut, I jumped from my desk, ran to the window and saw Foxy Lady getting out of the passenger side of a car... The Passenger side? No, no, no... Please, please be just a friend dropping her off. My eyes quickly darted to the the driver's side. The door slowly opened, and some young stud emerged. NO! Wait, there's still hope... He still could be just a friend. I watched as he walked to her side of the car and put his arm around her. My heart sank!

Less than a minute later, with a crushed heart and a faux smile I opened the door. Introductions were made and as soon as they walked in I knew that I was going to hire her for a shoot. But before I actually would say that to her I did want to talk to her, get to know her and find out why she is doing porn and why she has a boyfriend and if they are happy and if I can worm my way into her heart. Dang, sometimes I am so evil... The interview was good... Yes, it was her b/f. Yes, they've been together a while. And, yes I flirted with her a lot and she flirted with me a little, but I could tell that her eyes were saying so much more every time she looked at me. Not quite sure what they were saying, but I certainly like to think that it was all good. Oh yeah, the b/f... Even though he didn't say too much, he was actually an ok guy. Though he didn't put his foot down about it, he hated the fact that she did porn. Besides the fact that I wanted to be with her, he and I now had something in common. I went into "Savior" mode and laid it on thick that she should deffo not be doing adult work and she should be doing "real" modeling and that I could deffo help her get into it. Though she was interested in the "real" modeling part, it did no good. Her mind was made up, she liked doing adult work, so I was left with no choice but to hire her.
 

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A week later, she and her boyfriend showed up on time for the shoot. Besides him having an attitude and being grumpy all day, the shoot went great. She was a lot of fun to work with, we flirted with each other all day, she was open to anything I wanted to shoot and, when I started running out of ideas for various poses, she came up with a few of her own. And as I mentioned in the very first paragraph, she has a great arch, so I put her into a lot of arching poses. During the shoot, I was so wishing that my partner, Big Lou, and her b/f were not hanging around. I wanted to be alone with her, touch her, kiss her, have hot and wild sex with her... Oops, I forgot, I'm a professional. I can't do that... But, I can certainly think it... And yes, if I had the chance with her I might forget about being a professional - well at least for a little while...
 

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Anyway, back to the shoot... It did go well and in about five hours we did nine different set-ups including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, amateur, plastic wrap (mummification), lingerie, short shorts, a bathroom scene and 2 voyeur scenes.

After we were done shooting (leaving her b/f in the studio) she came into my office and we talked for awhile. He was in what seemed like a really bad mood and I asked if everything was ok. She said that he was always like that and yes, everything was great. We talked for about an hour - life, the universe & everything. Especially the everything part... My hopes were rising again. She said that she deffo wanted to do some "real" modeling and wanted me to shoot some non-adult pics of her. WooHoo!
 

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We set up a "real" photo shoot for the following week and, of course, she didn't show up for the shoot. Nor have I heard from her since. She is a young "adult" model and most of them are flakes. But all is not lost and I'm not giving up hope of seeing her and/or working with her again. She will call when she is ready. At least I hope so...

If you want to see more of Foxy Lady, check out "Triple X Cams," "Victory Girls," Mega-Voyeur," "Real Amateur Women & Teens," "Mummified Girls," and of course "Porn Jester's Latina Girls."
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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