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Saturday, February 18, 2006
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| "I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were
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Antique Photos
This photo was done sometime in the 1950's (I
think).
Technically, there is nothing I like about this
photo. All it is, is two models pressed up against the wall and a strobe
(or two) or even an on-camera flash is used to illuminate the them. No
art to it at all.
The models are ok. They both look like they are
in their mid to late 20's. Their bodies are ok, but there is nothing special
that stands out - except the blonde has very muscular calves. But yeah,
I'd still do 'em.
This photo does not work for me.
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| Friday, February 17, 2006
Adult
Erotica - SEAT OF DISCIPLINE
Uniforms, daily prayer, chapel,
and strict discipline, those where the building blocks that molded the
character of the young women that attended Lady of Mercy School for Girls!!!
The theory being that by the time a girl graduated from Mercy she was ready
to face the world!!! Of course in every organization there was always those
few bad apples that bucked the system, whether it be in the army, the Boy
Scouts, or as in this case a high school for girls, for some it is impossible
to go along with the group and rules are made to be broken!!! In this case
our story opens up in Sister Nora's twelfth grade math class where she
is in the middle of a lecture on reciprocals...............
"........now class this is
important and I'm sure it will be on the next test, so if there are there
any questions speak up now!!!" "Well that's just wonderful, no questions,"
she said a little sarcastically, "with the marks some of you are earning
you'd think you'd have a question or two!!!" The room was dead quiet, when
from the back row Zoey raised her hand, and in a sweet voice asked, "I
have a question Sister Nora!!!" Sister Nora eyed the eighteen year old
with a little suspicion and replied slowly, "Yes, Zoey, what is your question?!?"
After giggling softly Zoey asked, "My question is, when in my life time
am I ever gonna hafta use the inverse proportion of a reciprocal!?!" Several
of the girls gasped that Zoey would so openly ridicule one of the nuns,
but they were quickly brought back to order when Sister Nora's ruler came
down hard on her desk sounding for all the world like a rifle shot!!! She
eyed the incorrigible girl for several seconds, and in a calm but stern
voice Sister Nora replied, "I'm sure that after spending some time in the
Mother Superior's office you can think of many ways to use the inverse
proportion of a reciprocal!!!"
"I'm getting pretty tired
of your insolence, young lady," Sister Nora snapped as they walked to the
Mother Superior's office, "how many detentions is that, ten or eleven?!?"
It sounded like a rhetorical question so Zoey just kept her mouth shut
and kept walking, while Sister Nora, who was just plain tired of Zoey's
insults and general bad behavior, shook her head in disgust at Zoey's continued
inability to conform to Mercy High's code of conduct!!! "Well, now it's
out of my hands," Sister Nora offered as they entered Mother Superior Judith's
outer office, "Hello, Sister Grace, is the Mother Superior busy!?!" "She's
on the phone, but it shouldn't be too long," the receptionist secretary
replied, "is there something I can help you with!?!" "It's Zoey, again,"
Sister Nora replied while nodding at still smug teenager, "I've warned
her so many times, and now I've just had it!!!" After giving Zoey a cool
long look, Sister Grace replied, "She can wait over in the corner, I'll
buzz the Mother Superior when she's off the phone, in the mean time you
can return to your class!!!" With a grateful sigh Sister Nora thanked Sister
Grace, and with a backward glance at Zoey, headed back to her class!!!
"So," Sister Grace said, "you just can't seem to stay out of trouble can
you!?!" "Uh, I guess trouble must be my middle name," Zoey shot back flippantly!!!
"We'll see about that," the Sister replied, "we'll see about that!!!"
Ten minutes later Zoey found
herself standing in front of the immense oak desk of Mother Superior Judith,
and even she was a little intimidated by the regal aura surrounding the
head of the school!!! After glancing at Zoey's record, MS Judith observed,
"Since your freshman year it's been one scrape after another, don't you
ever learn, you're a senior for god sakes, you're supposed to be setting
an example for the younger girls!!!" Know she was treading on thin ice,
Zoey still couldn't help herself when she shot back, "I am setting an example,
it just happens to be a bad one, that's all!!!" While shaking her head
from side to side, MS Judith opined, "Just as I thought, no remorse what
so ever, well young lady, this time you're going to have to pay the price!!!"
As Zoey looked on with a slight smirk on her face, MS Judith buzzed Sister
Grace and said, "Bring it in, we have no other choice!!!"
A minute or so later, the
door to MS Judith's office swung open and Sister Grace slid a metal chair
into the middle of the office!!! "Thank you, Sister," MS Judith offered,
"please close the door and remain here!!!" After the door was closed, Zoey
casually looked over at the heavy chair, and what she saw made her tummy
do a flip flop!!! "W-what's that," she stammered, unable to take her eyes
off it!?! "What's what, dear," the MS asked sweetly?!? "On the seat," Zoey
replied quickly, "what's that thing in the middle of the seat!?!" "Oh,
that," MS Judith replied in a surprised voice, "it looks to me like an
erect penis, isn't that what it looks like to you, Sister Grace!?!" With
a dumb look on her face, Sister Grace replied, Well I've never actually
seen one, but from what I hear that's what they look like!!!" Now real
fear shot through Zoey's body while she stared at the menacing looking
contraption, and in small voice she whined, "Y-you're not gonna make me
sit on that are you?!?" Both women looked at each other for a second, before
the MS replied evenly, "Why yes, my dear, I'm afraid that we are!!!"
Now a feeling of real terror
swept through her when she realized that this was no joke, they really
intended for her to sit down it, and no matter what Sister Grace thought,
most erect penises weren't near the size of this monster, and she should
no, because last summer she got to see one up close and personal!!! "You
can't do this to me," she pleaded, "I'll be good, I promise, not more trouble
from me, you've got my word on it!!!" Now slowly shaking her head from
side to side, the MS said softly, "We've hear this all before, and I must
say that your word means nothing!!!" Now getting a grim look on her face,
Zoey gamely replied, "I'll fight you, you'll never get me to sit on it,
you never will!!!" Now MS Judith's face turned rock hard, and with her
eyes down to slits, she replied evenly, "We won't have to force you to
do anything, you're going to do it on your of your own free will!!!" After
looking back and forth between the chair and the MS, Zoey replied, "Y-you're
nuts if you think I'm gonna put that inside my cunt by my own free will,
do you think I'm crazy or something!?!" "No," the MS replied softly, while
pulling a brutal looking paddle out of her drawer, "I think you'll look
at this paddle and decide that you'd just as soon fuck yourself on the
chair rather than get beaten to within an inch of your life and then get
fucked anyway!!!
All the fight quickly drained
out of Zoey's body as she slumped in her chair, and offered no resistance
when Sister Grace pulled her roughly to her feet and began taking off her
plaid skirt and white blouse!!! "P-please," Zoey begged barely above a
whisper, "don't do this to me, I'll be good, I promise I will!!!" Both
women ignored her incantations, and in another minute Zoey was shivering,
scared, and naked in the middle of the room with the nipples on her pretty
firm breasts standing at attention!!! "My, my," Sister Grace whispered,
"she has a lovely body, don't you think?!?" "Yes, she does," the MS replied
while staring at Zoey's plump vagina, "she will do quite nicely!!!" "I-I'm
so afraid," Zoey mumbled while Sister Grace led her by the arm over to
the chair, "I beg of you, please don't make me do this!!!" "Stop your begging
and whining," the MS snapped, "it's undignified, and besides, from what
I've heard young girls like you enjoy this sort of thing, isn't that right,
Sister Grace!?!" After making a smirking noise in her throat, Sister Grace
replied evenly, "From what I hear they all love getting fucked by big hard
cocks, and I think we can assume that Zoey here is no virgin!!!" "Is that
true, Zoey," the MS asked softly, "are you a virgin, or have you let young
men put their large peckers inside of your fat little pussy!?!" "I-it's
none of your business what I've done," Zoey shot back in a fairly harsh
voice, "that stuff should remain private!!!" "Of course is should," the
MS replied smoothly, "it really makes no difference to me whether you're
virgin or not, the reality of the situation is that in about two minutes
you're going to be riding a nine inch long steel pecker that will split
your cherry wide open if you still have one that is!!!
"Okay, enough chatter," the
MS ordered, "now help our little trouble maker onto her throne!!!" After
taking Zoey by the wrist, Sister Grace guided her bottom slowly down towards
the dreaded spike until it was pressing insistently at the very opening
of her vagina!!! "She's ready, Mother Superior," Sister Grace said thickly
obviously in the early stages of sexual arousal, "s-should I press her
down now!?!" With a slight nod of her head, the MS gave Sister Grace permission
to force the huge cock into Zoey's now dripping vagina!!! "She's really
wet," Sister Grace panted, "I think she's gonna love this," while gently
pushing down on the young girl's shoulders!!!" "Oh my god," Zoey moaned
as each inch of smooth metal invaded her most intimate are, "i-it's splitting
me in fucking half, oh god does it feel huge!!!" "Is larger than your boyfriend's
cock," the Mother Superior asked softly?!? "Fuck yes," Zoey gasped as the
big dick bottomed out inside of her, "Tommy is nowhere as big as this,
ohhhhhhhhhhh god it feels so nice, I feel so full!!!" Sister Grace moved
to a position so that she could get the best view of the massive cock shoved
up into Zoey's cunt, and without even thinking, she stuck a hand up her
skirt and began masturbating furiously as orgasm after orgasm cascaded
from Zoey's hot cunt!!!
"Are you masturbating," the
MS asked softly, "she seems to have a very responsive vagina?!?" "She's
incredible," Sister Grace panted, "just look at her, she can't help herself,
she's cumming al over the place!!!" "Is that true, dear, Sister Grace seems
to think you have a very hot vagina," is that true!?!" "My god," Zoey gasped,
"I-I've lost count of how many I've had, h-here comes another one, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fuck, I'm cumming again!!!" "Of course you are," the MS replied, "would
you like to see Sister Grace riding the chair!?!" "A-are you serious,"
Zoey gasped, "I'd love it, make her do it, make her fuck herself with it!!!"
"What do you think, Sister Grace, are you ready to take a ride on the steel
satisfier," the MS whispered?!? "Oh yes," she moaned, "let me sit on it,
my cunt is absolutely on fire!!!"
On extremely shaky legs Zoey
pulled herself off the steel spike cock until finally slipping to the floor
and collapsing in a heap along side the brutal cock-chair!!! With Zoey's
juices still glistening on its knob, Sister Grace took her place and slowly
lowered her big lipped cunt into place!!! With her head rolling from side
to side, she carefully lowered her cunt until the steel orgasm maker was
buried deep inside of her quivering pussy!!! "How does it feel, Sister
Grace," the MS asked quietly, "is your pussy nice an full, does it feel
violated!?!" Sister Grace would have answered if she was able, but the
orgasms flooding her cunt required all of her concentration!!! My, my,"
the MS sighed, "I do believe that Sister Grace is having a big one, don't
you, Zoey!?!" "She's getting the fucking of her life," Zoey said quietly,
"just look at her face, she cumming like a fucking rocket!!!" "That she
is, my dear," the MS chuckled, "now, I have one more punishment for you,
so if you'll just come here................."
Zoey was so enthralled watching
Sister Grace riding the steel pony that she never even noticed the Mother
Superior position herself on the edge of her desk with her gown hiked up
above her waist and her panties pulled to one side!!! "Come here, child,"
she ordered firmly, "your mother's clitoris is in need of some oral servitude!!!"
She was through arguing and fighting, so without a word of protest, Zoey
slid her little ass over between the MS's legs, and with no hesitation
what so ever, pushed her mouth directly into her bushy snatch!!! "Oh, my,"
the MS sighed, "you have a very talented mouth, young lady, are you sure
you haven't done this before?!?" With her face now smeared with pussy juice,
Zoey looked up to the MS and replied, "I've never sucked a pussy, but I've
sucked Tommy's cock!!!" "Well my dear, you have a definite affinity for
cunt lapping," the MS sighed softly, "now do your mother's clit and make
her have a hard one, okay!?!" Zoey's talented tongue moved into overdrive
as it flicked roughly over the over sized nub at the apex of the Mother
Superior's pussy!!! "Oh, god fucking dammit," she moaned, "the little fucking
bitch is sucking me off, and she's doing a fucking wonderful job of it,
too, oh my, I'm fucking cumming so fucking hard!!!" The two women of the
cloth were now both in the throes of brutally vicious orgasms that threatened
to make each of them pass out, and as the MS's cunt exploded in a cascade
of cums, she bucked her hips forward, trying desperately to keep maximum
pressure on her exploding cunt!!!
The only sounds left to be
heard were three women panting as their bodies recovered from quite possibly
the hardest orgasms they had ever experienced!!! Finally in a small voice
the Mother Superior said to Zoey, "Now young lady, let this be a lesson
to you, if there is anymore trouble in class you're going to end up right
back here in the chair, do I make myself clear!?!" As a small smile crept
over her face, Zoey replied softly, "Perfectly, Mother Superior, perfectly!!!
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Thursday, February 16, 2006
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This Week's Chain E-Mail
| Grandma's Wisdom
My long-passed grandmother's birthday is coming up, and for me it is
time to reminisce; The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the
special trips she would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with
her, and the advice she used to give!
Much was wasted because I was young when she died. If she were alive
today and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man.
Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in
the crown of grand motherly advice, came when I was only 12. We were sitting
in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring
day. She told me that one day, I'd find a great woman and start my own
family. "And son, remember this always," she said,
"be sure you marry a woman with small hands."
"How come, Grandma?" I asked her.
She answered in her soft voice... "makes your pecker look bigger." |
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Wednesday, February 15, 2006
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Ok, what can I say? When I heard of "Live
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was "I love music and who doesn't like the sound of a woman having an orgasm?
So, why not give it a listen?" I did and I'm really glad that I did.
The music is Techno / Trance mixed with the sounds
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into a microphone. The music is nicely done with a high production value
and the real sounds of sex and the feelings of soft sensuality and pure
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"Live
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The new CD is called "Purely
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predecessor - which is not a bad thing, especially since I absolutely loved
"Live
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to "Purely Natural",
I realized that even though it's similar, it is completely different. This
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sounds of Nature - rain, thunder storms, crickets, etc.. I expected the
new tracks to be rhythmic & soothing like "Live
Orgasms", but what I found was that it
was raw and more in your face, almost hardcore. The sounds of the sex (love
making) were absolutely hot & erotic, and definitely gave me a few
fantasies about the women on the disk. But at the same time, I also felt
that sounds of sex overpowered the relaxing sounds of nature.
"Purely
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Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Pervert
Jack - Happy Valentine's Day
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INEVITABLE GRACE
MY OBSCURE BLUE LIGHT BURNS GALLANTLY
AGAINST THE GOLDEN GLOW OF THE CITY
HAND SPUN WHITE SATIN
SPREAD ACROSS
A MAN MADE CARPET OF RUST
CHEAP CANDLES MADE BY THE BLIND
BURN IN GLASS ASHTRAYS
A SMOGGY BREEZE TICKLES THE FLAME
AS SELF PITY SINGS AND TEMPTS FROM BELOW
THE FIRE OF THE CANDLE
MIXES WITH THE SHIMMER OF THE CITY
AND CASTS HANDCUFFED SHADOWS
ACROSS THE CEILING
SPIDERS CRAWL ACROSS MY BACK
AS I LIE NAKED
ON THE FAÇADE OF BEING
SEARCHING FOR THE INEVITABLE GRACE
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Monday, February 13, 2006
Monday Toons
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Three Naughty Jokes
1.
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and
your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one. "Well, not exactly."
his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh,
I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls
over and plays dead."
2.
The Italian says, "When I'vea finished a makina da love with my girlfriend,
I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches
abovea da bed in ecstasy". The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when
Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze
way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue
and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy". The Brit
says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished shagging my bird, I get
out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my dick on the curtains. She
hits the fucking roof!"
3.
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road,
when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out. The first man says,
"I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass" The second man says, "I wish that was
Pamela Anderson's Ass." Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."
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Sunday, February 12, 2006
Blogger Babe - Thai
Angel
Thai Angel is a very cute 19 year old, 5'0, 90 lb Asian Hottie. Isn't
she cute? Yeah, yeah... I know she looks young, but don't freak out, (and
don't any of you pedophile pervs get wrong idea), she IS
a legal adult! Anyway, she has a great figure with very nicely shaped 32C
breasts, a shaved pussy with just a wisp of silky-soft hair and probably
one of the tiniest asses I've ever seen. Yeah, yeah... I know, she's small
all over, but still, her butt is just so dang cute. Thai Angel also has
beautiful long (middle of her back) brown hair, bright brown eyes and a
very sweet, very innocent smile. But don't let that smile fool you. Yeah,
yeah... she looks sweet and innocent, but let me tell you, this babe can
deffo lay on the "sexy" - (see this week's Blogger
Babe Pic).
I met Thai Angel through and agent. She was the model (with the b/f)
I interviewed a while ago. Click
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innocent and naive as I originally thought. I had a long talk with her
and found out that she came over here from Thailand to visit her b/f and
to take some English courses while she was here. ALSO, it was her idea
(not his) to do some adult work. That totally blew me away. She told me
(in very broken English) that she could make some great money doing this
type of work and then go back home, pay for college and live quite comfortably
in Bangkok for a while. She deffo had a plan that she was following. I'll
give her credit for that, but dang!!! She deffo should not be doing this
type of work. And her b/f should deffo not let her do it! Oh well... who
am I to judge?
As you can see, I hired her for a shoot. Of course, she doesn't have
a car here and her b/f has a real job, so I had to go pick her up for the
shoot. When I got there she was completely ready to go. In other words,
I didn't have to wait for her. She got in the car and on the way to location
she finally started to open up to me and talk - which was both a curse
and a blessing. A curse because... once she started talking, she never
shut up. Dang, the girl talked non-stop all day long. And about half of
what she said I could not understand. I just nodded and smiled a lot! No,
I'm kidding, her English was ok. Only about a quarter of it I could not
understand. A blessing because... she felt very comfortable and we really
got to know each other in the short time we were together. A very sweet
girl that seems like she deffo knows what she wants in life. But, I still
always have to think that there's screw loose somewhere with someone that
does this type of work (myself included).
Anyway, back to the shoot. The shoot went great. Thai Angel was deffo
a pleasure to work with. Anything that I needed her to do, she did it.
And she did it with a smile. So much so, I actually had to tell her to
stop smiling. And of course, that made her smile even more. Dang! We were
flying through the shoot. In exactly four (4) hours, between all the smiling,
laughing and changing clothes, we did nine (9) different set-ups including;
cheerleader,
schoolgirl,
amateur,
lingerie (with a gun
- which was very kewl), bellhop (with a dildo), bikini, two (2) voyeur
scenes and plastic wrap. Yeah, yeah... I know. You're probably wondering
what the plastic wrap is all about. Well, it was very kewl. We wrapped
her tightly (like a mummy)
from head to toe in clear saran wrap. I guess that it's some type of new
fetish. Didn't do a whole lot for me (sexually), but it was still very
kewl.
After the shoot I drove her back to her b/f's, asked when she was leaving
and told her that I would deffo love to shoot her again before she leaves.
She said she was pretty booked up but if she had the time she would love
to work with me again. She gave me a big hug and got out of the car.
A few days later, she and her b/f came over to look at the pics and
picked out a bunch that they wanted. I again brought up that I wanted to
shoot her (again) and they said that she would be deffo interested but
didn't know if she had the time and that they would call me in a couple
of days to let me know. Of course, they never called. Thai Angel is probably
back in Bangkok by now. Oh well...
If you want to see more of Thai Angel, check out "Guns
and Tits," "Porn
Jester's Asian Girls," "Asian
Candy," "Mummified
Girls," "Cheerleaders
& Teens in Uniform," "Triple
X Cams," "Nude
Amateur Women," and of course "Mega-Voyeur."
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posted by: Neo ©
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls,
Girls to Photograph!
I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph,
so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very
cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude
for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic
photographs, please e-mail me with a description
of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're
what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)
Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers
If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured
here on Sex Blogger or one of
my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi.
Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons,"
"Pregnant Comix,"
"Erotic
Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex
Tales of the Old West," "Triple
X Toons," "Kinky
Komix," "Illustrated
Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that
I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail
me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I
can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested
in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork
in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto
itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell
check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best
with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar
and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered.
:o)
Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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