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Saturday, February 4, 2006
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Quote of the Week
| "Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."
– Woody Allen |
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posted by: Neo
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Antique Erotica
This photo was done sometime in the 1950's (I
think).
Technically, I like this photo. I like the solid
black background in contrast against the model's white skin. The lighting
is very simple, she is illuminated and that is it. The hair does blend
into the background too much and it would have been nice if the photographer
used a little back light to help separate her hair not get lost.
And speaking of hair... Wow! Does she have a bush
or what? Actually, I like it a lot. It's very refreshing to see a natural
woman, though I do admit that she does need to at least trim that wild
growth a little. Aside from that, I would deffo say that the model is a
babe. She is tall, has a very nice hour-glass figure, nice (probably c-cup)
breasts, flat stomach, nice legs (although she might have a little bit
of cellulite), a nice face and dark hair - both upper & lower.
I would so do her - especially to experience that
"now rare" mound of lush & beautiful pubic hair.
This photo works for me.
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posted by: Neo ©
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| Friday, February 3, 2006
Surfer
Submitted Erotica - Story 3
Story 3
Hello again.
Last time I told you about my experience with my girlfriend Sabrina and
how she introduced me to the world of bi-sexuality. Things have been
pretty intense since then and I've met some pretty interesting people.
Let's just say that Sabrina's parties have taken a slight change of course
from what they once were. Anyway, it was getting to be a little much
for me so I decided that I needed to take a break from the party life and
just chillax for a while on my own, you know catch up on some reading,
and some other interests and stuff.
One of my friends a while back had
lent me a book on the Kama Sutra and Tantric sex techniques, and when I
was going through my pile it really caught my eye. Sex is obviously
one of my favorite subjects but I never thought of reading up on it and
possibly learning how to be better at it - it just simply never occurred
to me. I spent the next few evenings digesting the pages of the book
and I always seemed to end up sprawled out on my bed, frigging myself off,
because the content I was reading got me so turned on it was unbelievable.
I never knew you could do some of the things that they were explaining
and that these positions and techniques were in existence for thousands
of years! The whole thing was very hot and it left me with a lot
of fantasies in my head and a hunger for a far more thorough sexual experience.
Months seem to pass after reading
the book and my sexual experiences remained between the same three people
- me, myself, and I. Which wasn't necessarily a bad thing because
I was learning to appreciate my fantasies and I was learning to explore
myself and learn my body's responses to stimuli in my own controlled environment.
One thing that I think that men do better than women is that they seem
to be more comfortable with self-love and they get a hell of a lot more
practice with themselves than most gals I know.
One Friday evening as I was heading
home from work I decided that I was going to have a date with myself.
It may seem weird but I was committed to giving myself a complete and thorough
sexual adventure in the safety of my own apartment and with none other
than dear old me. I stopped and picked up wine at the liquor store
and then I stopped at an Adult novelty shop and decided to buy some new
toys for tonight's date.
When I arrived at home made myself
a simple but elegant dinner and decided to sit at my table and enjoy candlelight
and some soft music in the background while I slowly ate and sipped wine.
After cleaning up from dinner I poured myself another glass of wine and
headed to my bathroom and proceeded to run a nice warm bath with some new
salts that I had recently acquired. I lit some candles in the bathroom
now and slowly eased out of my clothing. I took a brief moment to
enjoy the feeling of being completely naked and checked myself out in the
mirror – yep, still looking good. As I slowly stepped into the bath
I felt a slight tingle in my yoni (the Kama Sutra name for womanhood) as
I anticipated how the warm silky bath water would feel against my naked
loins. Ahh, that hits the spot, I thought to myself as I settled
into the tub and closed my eyes and my mind began to drift away and I imagined
that I was in an ancient province of the Middle East….
Suddenly I was a 18-year-old handmaiden
that was recently acquired by, and married to a wealthy Sultan and brought
into his harem. I was given a residence among some of the more experienced
wives and would often gather in the communal bath times where stories about
the Sultan were shared. The women all had a deep respect for him
and could hardly wait until it was their turn to be called into his chambers.
The Sultan was a younger man by most aristocratic standards but was revered
by the ladies for his experience as a shrewd businessman, as a brave warrior,
and as a very skilled love maker. When a wife or concubine would receive
the call, they would often be accompanied by several other woman as he
had a great harem and it was noted that he was able to please up to a dozen
woman in one evening using all six of his lovemaking centers (in Kama Sutra
that means the use of the tongue, both hands, both feet, and his lingam-
which is the word for his manhood). Many ladies would wait months
before receiving the call so they were often given to pleasing one another
in the common bath area.
I was bathing with the others when
one of the servants came and informed me that I had received the Sultan's
invitation and that I was to make myself ready in his chambers within the
hour. In reality now, I stepped out of my bath and slipped into a
silk bathrobe and then proceeded to my bedroom with yet another glass of
wine. As I imagined that I was preparing to meet the Sultan, I decided
to pay extra attention to details while sliding back into the fantasy and
I freshened up the paint on my toenails and laid the new toys (one was
an electric vibrator with an additional part designed beside me on the
bed and then I got some scented lubricant ready as well.
As I reclined on my bed and opened
my robe, I slid my hand down toward my yoni which was still tingling with
anticipation and then I was suddenly back in the inner chambers of the
Sultan's house with a soft warm Middle Eastern breeze blowing through the
open window. I was to dress in finest silk robes that were laid out
for me and were designed for the art of lovemaking and left the genital
area and the breasts exposed for contact. Much to my surprise I discovered
that I was the only one in the room and there were no other wives waiting
with me. This had implications beyond my comprehension and meant
that I had been elevated in status within the harem and more over that
the Sultan fond me to be worthy of his undivided attention. I had
only met with him on one other occasion and that was at the wedding ceremony
where he had shared vows with seven of us at the same time. We had
not even consummated the marriage yet as he had been called immediately
to a battle on the far end of the province and it had been over a month
since his return so I had assumed that he would make love to his seven
new wives at the same time. I knew that the Sultan would not be worried
about my virginity as it was apparently the tradition within his household
to let the other wives take care of a new maiden's cherry and that they
had three months to teach me the art of lovemaking so that I would have
some experience.
When the Sultan arrived I was immediately
stunned by his appearance. He was tall and had a kind face and youthful
smile, and yet the lines around his eyes spoke of his years of experience.
His voice was calm and soothing and he called me by my name and asked that
I please call him Jashir. He was wearing his lovemaking attire as
well and he came and sat with me on the bed. I was surprised further
still as he lifted my veil and touched his strong hand to my face.
There was no fear or intimidation in me as I could see that he was a good
man and I somehow knew that if I completely opened myself up to him that
he would give me the most pleasurable experience that I could imagine.
As he reclined back on the bed now he motioned to me that he wanted me
to sit in his lap and recline with him. This position gave him full
access to my breasts and yoni and I soon felt his warm breath on the nape
of my neck. His hand felt so strong as he slowly began working over
my nipples, which instantly came to full attention for him. His other
hand caressed my inner thighs over and over as I felt the juices welling
up deep within my yoni. Soon I felt two of his fingers parting open
my love flower and he began to massage and stimulate my clitoris with a
third. I could feel his experience right now as every button I had
was being switched on and with his tongue in my ear I could feel my first
orgasm approaching fast.
He kept me in this position for
quite a while even after I came for the second time and he continued to
kiss and caress and stimulate me for what seemed like hours. I reached
my hand down to his crotch area and was pleased to discover that he was
extremely well endowed and that he was already at full attention as well.
I was so hot now that all I wanted him to do was take me and bend me over
and drive his lingam deep inside of my yoni. He was too skilled to
rush me along though and the next thing he did was to turn me around and
face him so that we were both sitting with our feet pointing towards each
other genitals. He reached over and gently placed my hands in his
and our fingers interlocked which made me feel so safe and accepted at
that point. Jashir then said that we would now please each other
without using our hands. He began by bringing one of his feet over
to my yoni and with his big toe he began to stroke my clitoris and I couldn't
believe how good it felt. I responded by bringing my soft feet into
his inner thigh and I began moving my toes up and down the shaft of his
lingam and I could sense his appreciation as he firmed up even more under
my loving strokes. He was now able to insert his other foot inside
my eager yoni while his other foot continued to work my clit. Believe
it or not I was soon coming again and begging for Jashir to ravish me deeply.
Next me motioned for me to stand
up beside the bed and he did likewise facing me again. With one hand
he lifted my left leg so that my foot was resting on his right shoulder
as I stood on my tiptoes with my right foot and held the bedpost for balance.
In this position he was able to insert his lingam deep inside me and we
were able to kiss each other with deep open mouths and let our tongues
engage in a delicate dance of passion. His lingam felt like fire
inside of me as he thrust back and forth in a circular motion that seemed
to hit all the right spots within. As he played with my breasts again,
he informed me that this was called Ekapada and was one of his favorite
positions. He then proceeded to take me into various positions standing
beside the bed and continued to fuck me fiercely until I was coming yet
again. I was sure that he would be ready to go soon as well but little
did I know that I would literally be his all night. After showing
me several different ways to please one another and after several orgasms
Jashir said that he was ready for me to finish him with his favorite positions,
but before that I was to pleasure his lingam with my mouth.
I was gracious for the slight break
from having my yoni pounded and I eagerly knelt before him ready to give
his aching lingam a bath in my hot moist mouth. Tasting my juices
that were lavished all over his lingam just got me so hot that I wanted
to swallow him whole. As I used my tongue, Jashir moaned with satisfaction
with each dart and flicker up and down his rock hard shaft, and I could
feel him tremor and shake now each time I also circled around his lingam
head playfully and I knew he was becoming desperate for a release soon.
Finally I drew his shaft deep inside my mouth all the way to his balls
and I lovingly cupped his balls in my hand as he moaned in appreciation.
He gently lifted my head and motioned that he was ready for the final phase
of our sexual dance together.
He laid me on my back and had me
lift my buttocks with my hand to raise my yoni and he inserted a soft pillow
under my thighs. He then grasped my ankles and fastened them like
a chain behind his neck and then he had me grip my toes so that this was
what they called Padma – or the Lotus. In this position he was able
to penetrate me very deep with his lingam and control his thrusts with
ease. I was desperate for him to come now and I wanted to know what
his hot load would feel like all over my breast and I began screaming and
moaning for him to soak me. He was so good that it was I that coming
again now but I was so focused on his orgasm now that it didn't matter.
I used all of the muscles in my yoni to squeeze him and soon I could hear
him panting hard. He drew his lingam out and pumped out his come
all over my breasts and it felt so hot and so good that I wanted to rub
it all over me. Just when I thought he was done he was starting to
pump out more so I quickly grabbed his lingam and drew it into my mouth
as continued to blast me with hot come. It tasted so good and I swallowed
every last drop that he squeezed out. Utterly exhausted I collapsed
on the bed and enjoyed my reward of getting to drift off to sleep in the
arms of the most sought after man in the region. He stayed with me
all that night and we even woke up before dawn and made love again.
As I lay there in his arms I was
suddenly awoken by a knock at the door and I was instantly back in my bed
in Calgary, lying on come soaked sheets with my new toys lying nearby.
I looked at the clock and it was 10 AM Sat morning. I jumped up to
answer the door forgetting that I was wearing nothing but my open robe.
When I got to the door I discovered that it was Sabrina and I had completely
forgotten about our coffee date. Sabrina had a funny look on her
face as she feasted on the view in front of her. “Looks like someone's
been having fun”, she said as she started to undo her top and closed the
door behind her. “Just me”, I said. She hushed me and moved
closer to me planting a delicate kiss on my lips. “Not anymore”,
she replied as we walked together hand in hand towards my bedroom.
Enough said for now, Alexis.
:)
End of Story 3 (Click
here for Story 2)
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posted by: Alexis ©
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Erotic
Tales
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Naughty Lesbian Pics
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Friday Funnies
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Thursday, February 2, 2006
Check This
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Comix
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Comix" - Hilarious x-rated
adult cartoons, naughty pin-ups, action-packed anime, hard-core hentai,
funny flash movies, sexy 3D toons & uncensored, underground comics
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Ok... I just finished this site and it is by far
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"Crazy
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Japanese Shunga
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This Week's Chain E-Mail
| World's Thinnest Books
20. Beauty Secrets - by Janet Reno
19. Home Built Airplanes - by John Denver
18. How to Get to The Superbowl - by Dan Marino
17. Things I Love About Bill - by Hillary Clinton
16. My Life's Memories - by Ronald Reagan
15. Things I Can't Afford - by Bill Gates
14. Things I Would Not Do For Money - by Dennis Rodman
13. The Wild Years - by Al Gore
12. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
11. America's Most Popular Lawyers
10. Detroit - A Travel Guide
9. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
8. Everything Men Know About Women
7. Everything Women Know About Men
6. All The Men I've Loved Before - by Ellen DeGeneres
5. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
4. Spotted Owl Recipes - by the Sierra Club
3. The Amish Phone Directory
2. My Plan to Find The Real Killers - by O. J. Simpson
1. My Book of Morals - by Bill Clinton |
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Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent
Sleeping Girls
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UpDates & Reviews
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"Nude Pregnant
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Wednesday, February 1, 2006
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Face Down, Ass Up is How
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Pervert
Jack
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Poetry
- WHITE MAN IN AMERICA
| WHITE MAN IN AMERICA
MY GIRLFRIEND'S A NIGGER
MY BEST FRIEND'S A JEWISH FAG
I'M A WHITE MAN IN AMERICA
NOW AIN'T THAT A DRAG?
I MARRIED AN ALIEN
WITH NAZI DECENT
I DID IT TO PAY MY TAXES
AND PART OF MY RENT
ABUSE AND COPING WITH THE PAIN
MY SISTER PAINTED AND PIERCED HER SKIN IN VAIN
DYKES IN MY LIVING ROOM
JAPS SUCKING ME IN MY BED
I'M A WHITE MAN IN AMERICA
WHAT'S GOING THROUGH MY HEAD?
MULTI-COLORED PILLS IS NOT AN AFFLICTION
IT'S JUST MY MOTHER'S PRESCRIPTION ADDICTION
METZGER'S ARMIES MARCH THROUGH THE NIGHT
PREACHING HATE AND WHAT THEY THINK IS RIGHT
MISSIONARIES PROSELYTIZE
AS MIGRANTS DO OUR CHORES
I'M A WHITE MAN IN AMERICA
SHOULD I BE OPPOSED TO FUCKING LATINA WHORES?
PEOPLE LOOKED UP TO US AS WE RULED WITH CLASS
NOW THE MASSES WANT TO SHOVE IT UP OUR ASS
ASK ME NO MORE QUESTIONS
AND I'LL TELL YOU NO MORE LIES
I'M A WHITE MAN IN AMERICA
WHAT MORE CAN YOU DESPISE? |
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Tonnes of Great Adult Movies & Sexy Hardcore
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Monday, January 30, 2006
Monday Toons
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Three Adult Jokes
1.
A grandfather and a grandson are sitting together on a porch and the grandfather
opens up a beer and takes a long swig. Seeing this as his chance he asks
his grandfather “Hey can I have some of that?” “Well can your dick touch
your asshole?” the grandfather asks the boy. “Uhhh no.” the boy says. “Well
then no, you can't have any.” the grandfather says. Two days later the
same thing happens again. Then two days later the boy comes back with a
big box of cookies. Hey can I have one of those?” the grandfather asks.
“Well…” the grandson ponders “…can your dick touch your asshole?” “Yes!”
says the grandfather reaching for the box. Suddenly the boy pulls it away
saying “Good, then go fuck yourself. These are my cookies.”
2.
The owner of a golf course in South Carolina was confused about paying
an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from Winthrop College
in South Carolina and I need so help. If I were to give you $20,000,
minus 14%, how much would you take off? The secretary thought a moment,
then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
3.
A little girl and her mother were walking through the park one day and
they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy,
what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies,
"Ummm, they're making cakes." The next day they're at a zoo and the little
girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they're
doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes." The
next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making
cakes in the lounge last night, huh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do
you know?" The little girl replies, "Because I licked the icing off the
sofa."
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posted by: Neo
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Check This - Triple
X Cams
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Sunday, January 29, 2006
Blogger Babe - Maia
Maia is a 19 year old, 5'7, 118 lb Latina Hottie. She has nice natural
tits with big round nipples, long legs, a really great ass, a completely
shaved pussy, beautiful sultry-brown eyes (that you can just lose yourself
in), an innocent smile, nice lips and really great, medium length reddish-brown
hair (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
I don't remember if Maia came to us through an agency or an ad, but
I do remember that she showed up for the interview and did not leave for
hours and hours. We talked about all kinds of things and got to know each
other - no, not sexually - Though I certainly wouldn't have minded... She
does have a great ass... And those eyes... Mmmm... Anyway, we really hit
it off. I was looking for a Latina babe to shoot and after talking with
her, I knew that she'd be good to work with. I hired her for a shoot the
following week.
Maia showed up for the shoot on-time and was just a pleasure to work
with. Between all the flirting, laughing and having fun, we actually got
a lot of work done. In about four hours, we did six different set-ups at
two different locations including: two Voyeur
set-ups, a Shower
scene where she shaves her pussy, a Masturbation
scene on a couch, a Masturbation
scene on bed and an exterior Flashing
scene.
After the shoot, we stayed in touch for a while, got together a few
times, hung out, had dinner, etc, etc.. Like almost every other adult model,
we talked about doing some more work together, but never did. And after
a while, like almost every other adult model, we just lost touch. Since
then, I've seen her on a few other adult websites, but have not seen nor
talked to her in person.
If you want to see more of Maia, check out "Mega-Voyeur,"
"Nude
Latina Teens," "REAL
Amateur Women & Teens," "Teen
Shower Cam," "Shower
Cam Voyeur," "Teen
Pussy Snatch Shots," "Nude
Amateur Women," "South
of the Border Babes," "Sex
Safari," "Vittoria's
Lingerie," and "Victory
Girls - Nude Women of the World."
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posted by: Neo ©
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls,
Girls to Photograph!
I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph,
so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very
cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude
for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic
photographs, please e-mail me with a description
of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're
what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)
Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers
If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured
here on Sex Blogger or one of
my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi.
Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons,"
"Pregnant Comix,"
"Erotic
Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex
Tales of the Old West," "Triple
X Toons," "Kinky
Komix," "Illustrated
Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that
I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail
me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I
can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested
in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork
in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto
itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell
check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best
with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar
and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered.
:o)
Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Comments & Opinions
I would love to hear from you. Please e-mail
me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
Sex
Blogger.
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