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Saturday, January 1, 2005

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Friday, December 31, 2004

Auld Lang Syne
 

Friday Fiction - DESPERATION DESPERATION Paula was going out of her mind, she was down to her last twenty dollars and if she didn't find a steady source of income in a hurry she was gonna find herself out on the street!!! The rent was due in just three more day, no, make that three months rent was due in three days, and even though her landlord had been understanding of her problems, even a nice guy like Mr. Fuller would finally put his foot down sometime, and Paula was pretty sure that time would be this Friday!!! Restlessly she thumbed through the help wanted ads, when suddenly her eyes locked on an ad that read, Women, Make Big Money Fast, No Experience Necessary, Start Tomorrow, Call 555-4321 and ask for Mr. Zolton!!! Could this be the answer to her dreams, that she didn't know, but as her hand reached for the phone, she sensed that her life would be changing forever!?! Please, have a chair, Miss Winters, Ogden Zolton said easily, I hope you didn't have any trouble finding the place!?! Uh, no, not really, she replied softly, your directions were perfect!!! Good, he replied while leaning back in his chair and lighting up a cigarette, so tell me, Miss Winters, do you know what we do here, I mean how we make our money!?! No, I don't, she answered quickly, your ad wasn't too specific on anything, except for the fact that the money was good!!! He smiled for a second, and after blowing out a long stream of smoke, nodded and replied, The money's very good, in fact I'd say it was excellent, how does five hundred dollars a day sound to you!?! F-five hundred, she stammered, did you say five hundred dollars per day!?! Exactly, he shot back, and there's a chance it could even go higher!!! Her head was swimming at the prospect of making so much money so quickly, but her good sense told her nothing was that easy, so in a wary voice she asked, What would I have to do to earn that kind of salary!?! A very good question, Ogden Zolton replied while getting up from his desk and motioning her to follow him as he opened the door, let me show you and you can decide if you're cut out for our kind of work!!! Zolton led Paula through a rabbit warren of halls, making at least four or five turns before stopping in front of a nondescript door with a small Do Not Disturb sign taped at eye level!!! You're sure you wanna see what's behind the door, he asked, it could be, shall we say, upsetting!?! I'm sure, she replied softly as a surge of fear and excitement shot through her, let's go for it!!! A woman after my own heart, he said with a wink, here goes nothing, and with those words he slowly opened the door, and with her jaw practically hitting the floor, Paula stood there stunned as she watched a young man and woman making love on a large mattress in the middle of the small room!!! W-what's going on here, she stammered, why are you showing me this, as she pointed at the two lovers locked in an embrace!?! See over there against the far wall, he asked, there's a video camera trained on that mattress and it's sending a signal to our website and on to a customer who's watching all the action from the privacy of his own home!!!  Now she had the whole picture!!! In order to earn that kind of money she'd have to take off her clothes and perform sexual acts for the private viewing pleasure of some anonymous voyeur!!! Well, Zolton asked, could you do it, I mean in a room with a partner fucking in front of a camera!?! Paula's mind was racing, she really enjoyed sex, and if her partner was halfway appealing she thought she just might go along with it, but there was just one problem and in a low voice she replied, Maybe, but my weight, I'm a pretty big girl and maybe your customers might want somebody whose body was a little more svelte!!! Ogden Zolton shook his head from side to side and replied, On the contrary, Miss Winters, there is a certain group of customers that revels in the Rubenesque type physique, and it just so happens we need another plumper right away!!! Plumper, Paula thought, that's a cute way of putting it, but after thinking it over for a few moments, and then while wondering if she's lost her mind, she heard herself asking who her partner would be!!!  Again Paula found herself following Ogden Zolton through the confusing array of hallways, until finally they entered a makeshift changing room, and much to her shock, sat a pretty young woman who asked softly, So, are you the new girl, I sure hope so cuz the customers are waitin’ for us to put on a show!!! Now wait just a second, Paula said while recoiling slightly, you never said anything about making it with another woman!?! Don't you think I'm pretty, the slim big titted blonde asked softly while cupping her breasts and offering them up to Paula's wide open gaze, I just love making love with another woman, it makes me feel so sexy!!! Still numbed from the events of the past fifteen minutes, Paula let the young woman lead her by the arm to a small studio much like the one she had seen earlier, and as the camera rolled, allowed the blonde to begin stripping off her clothing!!!  What's your name, honey, the blonde asked while unhooking Paula's bra and slipping it off her shoulders, mine's Penelope but everyone just calls me Penny!!! Uh, I'm Paula, she stammered while Penny kneaded her big tits and began sucking her erasure sized nipples for all she was worth, ohhhhhhhhhh my, that's very nice!!! Paula had never in her life made love to a woman, but she had to admit that the hot mouthed little bitch who called herself Penny was a tit sucker extraordinaire, and after having gently pushed her to the mattress on the floor, she lowered her smoothly shaven pussy down to her mouth inducing the plump newcomer into sucking her to the first of many orgasms!!! Every woman wonders what it would be like to suck another woman's pussy, but what was most incredible to Paula was the fact that she was taking to it like a duck to water!!! Almost instantly she sought out Penny's hot little clitty, and after nuzzling it for a moment or two, nipped and sucked it with such fervor that the hot pussied little bitch exploded like a rocket all over her face!!!  G-good fucking god, girl, Penny panted while resting on Paula's big round tummy, are you sure you haven't done something like this before, you were unreal!!! Paula giggled a little bit self consciously, and then in a soft voice asked, C-could you do the same for me!?! Of course I can, Penny replied while scrambling around and tugging Paula's panties down over her hefty thighs, now be a good girl and spread wide for Penny's hot mouth!!! While Penny was blonde and fair, Paula on the other hand was dark haired with olive colored skin, so when her legs were spread wide apart, a gigantic mass of brown fur literally leaped out at you!!! Penny sighed deeply, and after gently parting Paula's pussy lips, let her tongue wander up and down the length of her crack until finally coming to rest on her big fat clit!!! The intensity that Paula felt in her vagina was so overwhelming that she literally lifted her fat ass off of the mattress while almost bucking poor Penny into the twilight zone!!! Whoa, honey, Penny chuckled while pressing her mouth back into position, take it easy, I can't suck it if I'm not on it!!! I-I'm sorry, Paula mumbled, it just was so exciting I almost lost my head, I won't let it happen again!!! But that was not to be the case, because as the hot mouthed little cunt lapper did her thing on Paula's clit, an orgasm of tsunami like proportions slammed into her unsuspecting pussy, causing her hips to wrench hard, sending the poor blonde once again flying across the room into the unpadded wall!!!  Ogden Zolton watched on a closed circuit television feed back in his office of the plump young newcomer, and a smile broke wide across his face as she literally devoured Penny's hot pussy in one large gulp!!! It was then that he did something he hardly ever did, and that was pull his own cock out to masturbate as the tiny blonde took her place on top of Paula's hefty frame, and after taking a moment to get everything line up, jerked his pecker as the two women sucked each other in a wild display of sixty nine!!! As the two of them went at it, all he could think about was how incredibly sexy the little waif of a blonde looked while riding Paula's rotund body, and just as the their pussies hurtled out of control, Ogden Zolton joined them as his own pecker erupted in a shower of cascading cum!!!  Back in the studio Paula and Penny were nuzzling each other as the camera rolled, catching each and every nuance of their performance!!! So, Penny asked, how do you like it so far!?! Paula kissed the little blonde on the cheek and relied, I'd have to say this a job with great fringes, wouldn't you!?!  . .

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Reno was moving across the surface of the glacier at a pretty good clip. He had his crevasse pole ahead of him and the freshly sharpened crampons attached to his boots.

He was alone, which was never a good idea when traveling in the arctic, especially not on one of the massive, hanging glaciers that snaked through the tall mountains of central Alaska. Because he knew his vulnerability, he carried an extra ice axe just in case his should fall from his hand. A failure to arrest after a fall on a glacier with this much pitch would certainly lead to his death, one way or another...

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Thursday, December 30, 2004

Featured Artist - Geoff Ridgway
 

Sex machines 3D animation

Pushing the limits of extreme sexual possibilities, visualizations of human deepest fears and sex fantasies. Animation scenes from machines and installations that control the human body and provide an ongoing sexual pleasure. But at the same time you are bound to them forever. 

Geoff Ridgway is providing us with these thoughts and feelings of an extreme nature. He explores the darkest sex fantasies of our minds and confronts us with his unreal hardcore world. The sex acts shown here are definitely going beyond the erotic borders, but I assume that's in the eye of the beholder. They do have a strange aesthetic attractiveness. The combination of machines, shiny material and human flesh are done marvelously and with great detail. 

Most of the images shown here are taken from 3D animation movies. Personally I like the stills more then the 3D animations because it is more suggestive in stead of being explicit. The Images are created using Poser models. Poser is a 3D animation and modeling software package to create and animate human figures. Normally poser figures have a kind of unnatural static look, but in capable hands it can definitely provide a good toolset. I guess the usage of light by Geoff contributes greatly to improve the standard poser looks and make them more lively...

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Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

And So It Goes - Lost Wages, Nevada

     My wife Yahaira and I decided to visit Las Vegas. We hadn't gone in so long that I forgot how much it hurt the last time. That is always the criterion for going to Vegas.

     “We'll only be gone for a day,” said Yahaira. “What could it hurt?”

     Do you ever get the feeling that some twisted spirit is writing your script?

     At midnight, we arrived in the city that never loses. We strolled into the Rio, where the jingle of quarters tickled our avarice. There is something intoxicating about a casino: the lights, the coins, the absence of morals.

     Yahaira had never played blackjack, so we started there. I stood behind her whispering directions: Stay … no, hit… no, hit-stay… lots of queens left, definitely lots of queens…

     The pit boss watched me like a pit bull. So long as we kept losing money, he was okay with the arrangement.

     Yahaira lost $50 before I could time it. The dealer had a knack for turning 6’s into 21’s, especially when everyone was sitting on twenty. This is because the dealer was Asian: he knew things about the cards.

     Yahaira flipped a chip to the dealer and stepped away from the carnage. In this town, you're supposed to tip anyone who looks at you. You tip the valet for parking your car, the bellhop for taking your bags, the waitress for bringing your drink… By the time we left, I was tipping people for telling me the time. 

     Yahaira concluded that blackjack was for suckers and that the real money was to be made at the slots. So it goes.

     Yahaira rubbed the side of each machine as we passed. Evidently, that's how you determine its ripeness. She found one that promised to pay off. It was The Wheel of Fortune.

     Quarters began to flow from my rivulet to the Las Vegas Sea. Once in a while, Yahaira hit a Spin and was permitted to twirl the Wheel of Fortune. Even though the Wheel never paid off, it inspired in Yahaira such a fervor that she would give anything to keep playing.

     In psychology, they call it operant conditioning. In Vegas, they call it a living.

     When $100 was over, Yahaira asked for $100 more. I tried to talk sense into her, but her eyes were spinning, spinning, spinning. On the bright side, it all washed over me like so much rum and Coke.

     At length I lured my love to a wheel that never stops spinning and that guarantees riches beyond her wildest dreams: roulette.

     In roulette, there are 36 numbers and two green zeroes. The amazing part is how, with one in 19 odds, green comes up every other turn. The only time it doesn't hit is when you bet it.

     The croupier (spinner guy) raked in two weeks pay before I received my cocktail. By the time my waitress arrived, I had nothing left to tip her. She smiled but only because she was thinking of spitting in my next order.

     Yahaira and I lost so much money in so little time that I started to develop new tics. We had to get our money back, and there was only one way about it—the sports book.

     I know more about hockey than I do about math, science, and history combined, so I figured this was my opening. I scanned the games as a food critic does a menu. Ah, there it is: Maple Leafs vs. Islanders. The Leafs were due, and I was due, and I bet everything in our account.

     Three hours later, I was a different man: I was kicking and cursing and loathing the world from Big Bang to present.

     “How could they DO that to me? They didn't even score one bloody goal!”

     That was followed by expletives and Biblical references. Yahaira took the keys because I was in no shape to drive. The alcohol had worn off, but I was under the influence of rage.

     As we drove the I15, I flipped off every billboard in sight. Vegas, Fun and Fortune… Take Your Riches to Go… Lava coursed through my veins. I stuck my head out the window and screamed for 50 miles. Between bursts, I visualized running into the sand and hugging a cactus to make myself feel better.

     Nighttime fell, and somewhere near Nowhere, Yahaira pulled off the freeway and parked. She led me to a clearing, dropped a blanket, and pushed me onto my back. There the two of us lay star-gazing.

     Away from the lights, you could see the stars with a clearness that inspires mythology. In time, my temper conceded to a feeling of oneness. My mind grew as big as God. There was a deaf-defying silence.

     Suddenly, I felt silly before the Infinite. If I were on Venus, I could see that all of my troubles amounted to naught on this tiny blue-green planet, which is itself a speck in the universe. How lucky I was to be lying beside the woman of my dreams. How rich I was that she'd hold my hand after all the antics. I had spun the cosmic wheel and hit three sevens.

     We returned to the car in a beatified state. Yahaira didn't know what that meant, but I assured her she was feeling it. The desert seemed somehow more lovely, and I was happy to be me.

     Of course, the Leafs could have scored one lousy goal.
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Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Bondage by Eros Boutique
 

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Monday, December 27, 2004

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. A guy and his date were parked on a back road way out of town. Things started to heat up and he began to undo her dress. "I probably should have mentioned this before," she said, "but I'm a prostitute and if you want to have sex with me, it will cost you 20 dollars." The guy wasn't happy, but he paid up. Afterwards, he got dressed but just sat in the driver's seat without starting the engine. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the woman. "I probably should have mentioned this before," he replied, "but I'm a taxi driver and if you want to get back to town, it will cost you 30 dollars!"

2.A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I pooped in my pants. The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same." The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ''ROARRRR!''"

3. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barbers chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
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Sunday, December 26, 2004
 

Blogger Babes - Erika Kane & Kandi Kane

Erika Kane & Kandi Kane are this week's Blogger Babes.

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Erika Kane is a beautiful, 22 year old, 5’10, 125 lb, Black Babe. She has nice caramel skin, straight, shoulder-length, black hair, pretty brown eyes, nice full lips, a beautiful smile, a nice 34C-22-30 figure, and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful dark brown lipps. She is one tall glass of water and should deffo be doing mainstream modeling.
 

Kandi Kane is a sexy, 21 year old, 5’6, 115 lb, Black Girl. She has wavy, just past the shoulder, black hair, pretty brown eyes, a sweet smile, really, really, really nice & round 34C tits with nice chocolate drop nipples, a shapely 34-22-36 figure, a great “cum-fuck-me-doggy-style” arch, a great ass, and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful black lipps.
 

I met Erika and Kandi, when I was in Las Vegas for the Adult Webmaster's Convention. Click here to read the entire story.
 

And, if you want to see more of Erika Kane, Kandi Kane or Erika & Kandi together, you're just gonna have to wait until I put them on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put them up on their sites.
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