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Saturday, December 25, 2004

Merry Christmas

1. Santa was very upset.  It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right! Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies.  The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys.  The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk.  To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious.  "I can't believe it!  I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours and all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree!" He continued,  "And  sent that stupid Little Angel out hours ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?" Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree behind him. He said, "Yo, fat man!  Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?" And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas tree got its start.

2. A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S". The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys." Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."  Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy." "Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks. The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"

3. Three guys pass away on Christmas Eve and are met by St. Peter. St. Peter says, "In honor of the season, you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas." The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two lighters. He holds them up proudly and flicks them on. "What do they symbolize?" asks St. Peter. "They're candles!" "Ah! You may pass through the Pearly Gates. The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a couple sets of keys. He holds them up proudly and shakes them. "What do they symbolize?" inquires St. Peter. "They're bells!" "Ah! You may pass through the pearly gates!" The third man fumbles desperately through his pockets, finally pulling out a skimpy pair of silky woman's panties. He holds them up proudly. Puzzled, St. Peter asks, "What do they symbolize?" "They're Carol's!"

I hope Santa was good to you this year and I deffo wish each and every one of you a Very Merry Christmas :o)
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Friday, December 24, 2004 Friday Fiction - Erotic Christmas Tales My Private Christmas Party (Part 2) "You look beautiful tonight, you know!"  I told her.  "Oh, if only I could look as great as you."  She replied.  "I've been hoping to catch a glimpse of your tits under that top ALL NIGHT.  Can you show them to me, please?"  "Of course I can.  It's not like you haven't seen them before."  I removed my top and she just stared.  Suddenly, her lips were covering my areolas and she had one of her hands on my back and the other one on my tit, holding it for her mouth to explore.  Her tongue circled my nipple and my head went back with a gasp.  "Oh, don't stop.  That feels so wonderful.  I love the way that your tongue feels on my tits."  Both of us removed what was remaining of our clothes, hurrying over to the bed.  I yearned to feel her tongue upon my body once again.  She began licking my other nipple while twirling the wet one between her fingertips.  She was nibbling on one and squeezing the other.  It was like an electrical bolt struck my pussy, and I instantly began to throb.  Her tongue finally came to rest between my mounds as I let out a small whimper.  She then sat up, ran the tip of her finger down the center of my belly, and stopped right at my clit.  "Do you want me to lick you there?"  She asked.  "Oh God, yes!  Please lick me.  Yes!  Oh, that feels so dam good!"  She had both of my legs in the air and her tongue tasting my clit, licking my hot and moist flesh, and fucking my hole.  Her tongue is so delicate, so soft, so very different from a man's tongue.  All of this just sent tons of impulses racing up and down my body.  "Oh, it feels so good when you munch on me baby!  Please, eat me!  Please, eat me good!  I feel it coming . . .  I'm so very close to cumming!"  She stuffed her fingers into my hole and began to finger fuck me.  I could feel her knuckles assault my clit with each and every one of her thrusts . . .  I could feel her other hand upon my ass, pulling my cheeks apart so that she could watch my muscles quiver.  She took her fingers out of my hole and rubbed my ass with my own juices.  Then she reached down to lick me again, her tongue on my hot flesh, her finger up my ass.  "Oh, yes baby!  Finger fuck my ass!  Tongue my hole!  Ahhh!  Here is comes.  I'm cumming!  Ohhh!  Fuck!"  "Now!"  She exclaims.  "It is my turn."  With that, she laid down upon the bed and I began licking her.  I rubbed her clit with my tongue and sucked on her snatch.  As I was licking her, I heard the door.  Since she was begging me not to stop, I kept going.  My tongue parted her pink flesh and she squirmed on the bed.  Then, suddenly, there he was, standing naked behind me.  My ass was already in the air, so with a simple nod of approval, he entered me from behind.  He felt so big and I was so very ready for it.  He began to slam me and I loved every thrust of it.  I could feel his balls bouncing off of my flesh.  With every thrust, he drove me deeper into the pussy buffet that I was enjoying . . .  She was loving it too . . . moaning and gasping for her breath.  When I looked up at her, I saw that she had another cock in her mouth.  There were four of us there, naked, and fucking!  I want it slammed into me hard, fast and deep . . .  I want to get fucked!  As his cock was plummeting into my hot wet hole, his finger was working my ass.  I could feel his finger moving in and out.  Just when my muscle relaxed enough to take it comfortably, I felt him enter a second finger.  Now I have two fingers in my ass rocking in and out and stretching me, along with his rock hard cock buried in my cunt, and my tongue buried in her pussy!  This is what I had been waiting for, and I am loving every second of it, yet I still want more!  I want to feel consumed!  I want one cock in my cunt and one cock in my ass.  I moved into position on the end of the bed.  Laying down upon my side, propped up on my elbow, I had one cock fucking my pussy as another was looking for a way to enter into my ass.  I pulled my cheeks apart giving him a good look at my stretched ass hole.  Then suddenly I felt that friend's tongue once again, back upon my tits.  She was holding up my leg and sucking upon my nipples.  What a woman!  There was so much activity.  All I could do was to let them assault me . . . fuck me . . . spank me . . . suck me . . . send me over the edge.  "Yes!"  I screamed.  "Oh fuck, yes!  Harder!  Faster!"  I kept chanting, to everyone.  "This is fucking wonderful!  Oh yes!  Ahhh . . .  "  I could hear all of them panting too.  I could hear them grunting.  This is so tight, having both holes fucked at the very same time.  I can hear both of those guys, struggling to hold back, not wanting this to end, not being able to stop.  I could feel the cum squirt into my cunt with one final thrust.  Then he pulled out . . .  There was cum dripping out of my cunt as my ass hole was still being ravaged.  Then my girlfriend hungrily sucked away the cum as it dripped out of my snatch . . .  She still needed a good fucking and I was going to make sure that she received it.  She licked up the remaining cum and I grabbed her face.  I gave her a big kiss, sticking my tongue deep down her throat, before telling her to get ready for the best fucking of her life.  The guys took my queue.  The one that was still in my ass hadn't yet blown his load, so he was more than ready to rip into her.  I told her to sit on his cock and ride him with the intensity she felt inside.  I then began sucking on the other cock to get it hard and ready for action once again.  As she bounced up and down on him, her tits jiggled all over his face, and I sucked upon his cock really hard.  Once I was able to tell that he was ready to join in the fun, I guided him into her ass hole.  "Treat her like a piece of fuck meat!"  I commanded him. There she was, on her hands and knees, one cock under her, one behind her, both fucking her frantically, and she was in her glory . . .  There I stood watching them ravage her, fuck her, slap her ass, and pinch her nipples.  Then, suddenly, her body began to convulse.  She was cumming really hard.  Her screams of pleasure were long and ferocious.  She gasped to catch her breath as the guys finished with her.  Then there we were, the four of us, utterly exhausted from our own private Christmas party . . .  A party that I will never be able to forget . . .  A Christmas that was so fulfilling, I was sure that I would never have another one that could even begin to compare to it!  . Click Here for Part 1 . .

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Smoke curled up from the cigarette she had placed in the ashtray. Here in the red glow of the hooded lights, very little air moved through her dressing room. She lounged on the cushioned chaise; wearing the bright orange gown she liked so much. She lifted her glass of cognac and drank away about a finger of the contents. The liquid warmed her, just as the coal fire in the stove did. A bead of sweat trickled from her neck to run between her ample, white breasts. With a fine, white handkerchief, she daubed it away.

Her mind wandered to the visit from the tall, handsome officer earlier that evening. He had been quite proper and respectful, but she had rebuffed him much as she would any of the Nazis. Her behavior, she knew, was not without risk. This Mueller was placed very close to the Fuehrer and that made him formidable and dangerous indeed. He had cut a striking figure in his gray dress uniform. She couldn't begin to identify the ribbons or badges he wore, but he had quite a few. He also had a nasty looking cut stitched up over his right eyebrow...

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Thursday, December 23, 2004

Featured Artist - Michel Charles
 

Nudes in stereo

The erotic art nudes of Michel Charles are of an incredible beauty. It shows us subtle, manipulated and colorful erotic art images dedicated to the female body. He plays with vague strokes of light and blurriness to make the images both suggestive and playful. 

What's also remarkable about most of his nudes is that he often uses only parts of the female body. It gives the images an intense focus and really supplements the erotic character of the photo. It sometimes makes a part of the female body experienced as an independent subject. With it's own sexual expression.

The role of attributes in combination with the nudes makes the art almost symbolic. What to think of a nude girl standing against a decaying wall with a gas mask on her head. Or the images of a nude girl laying on her side in bleu bright colors. And the highly suggestive photo of a nude girl with golden ropes between her legs. Every image is sending out a rather personal undefined sexual message. It gives the work of Michel Charles a depth that does beyond the usual nudes.

The added effects however does not take over the entire character of the photo. It is more an addition to the photo that gives the work of Michel Charles that typical dreamy erotic atmosphere. The techniques he uses for his work are a combination of computer manipulation and old ones like gomme, stenotype and airbrush.

Michel Charles is currently working with stereoscopy in his photography. This rather old way to create 3D effects in images is rediscovered by this artist. The 3D erotic images are displayed on a special website he recently opened called Beautiful Girls in 3D. For the best viewing experience he offers the red and green glasses. Finally you can see the Naked girls posing on your computer screen in real 3D ;-) 

Michel Charles erotic art is sometimes strange, and sometimes almost surreal. But his nudes always have the highly erotic touch of this master of manipulation and admirer of the nude female. Enjoy the free gallery and the nude girls on display. 

Continue the erotic story Michel Charles had started yourself, with your own imagination. The way erotic art is supposed to be...

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Wednesday, December 22, 2004

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And So It Goes - TV-Jeebies

     I love my chiropractor. Not romantically but how you love a bartender. We get together once a month like clockwork. I always circle the date on my calendar in blue (red is for my wife's period).

     If you haven't been adjusted by a chiropractor, go! You leave with a high you just can't find on the street. A word of caution: no visit is as good as the first, so enjoy it while it lasts. 

     For me, waiting in the lobby is half the fun. It gives me time to read. The doctor could take forever and that would be okay. If I'm with Kurt Vonnegut, he can take two forevers.

     Last week, however, I arrived at the chiropractor to find that my reading zone had been swallowed by a television! Two moms sat there watching soap operas, which evidently some people do in lieu of leading their own lives. I settled into a chair, trying to heed my shrink's advice—don’t fixate. From my backpack I pulled two ear squishies. They killed most of the sound, but evidently Laura was distraught because Jack had impregnated her mother and everyone would find out that he wasn't paralyzed after all.

     I clenched my book more tightly. My eyes tumbled over the words and my fingers turned the pages, but nothing registered. How could they do this? The lobby used to be my sanctum, now just another living room.

     I reflected on other sectors that have been infiltrated by the TV: campgrounds, Laundromats, minivans, Thanksgiving dinner…

     We are junkies hooked on the babble. That's why other cultures call us Babble-On. It doesn't matter what we're watching so long as it doesn't stop.

     “Shhh. The TV is on.”

     “What is it?”

     “TV.” 

     Philo Farnsworth, the inventor of television, thought that broadcasting would become the greatest educational tool known to man. So it goes.

     The chiropractor's TV raged on, and I kept losing ground. I glanced at the mesmerized moms, then at the TV, then at the mesmerized moms. What did this guiding light have to teach all its children?

     The more I mulled, the worse it got. An Orwellian terror prickled my spine. Have we really entered the age of the telescreen? It didn't command our behavior per se, but it did wash over us day after day, shaping us with tabloid values while we gape with open mouths.

     I couldn't take it anymore; I removed my ear squishies and went for the tube.

     “This is my favorite part,” I said, turning up the volume. When it became entirely too loud, I turned it up some more.  The others looked at me the way my third-grade teacher did when she caught me selling Playboys, and just then the doctor arrived.

     “Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on in here?”

     “Hi!” I shouted over the McDonald's commercial. “Pretty annoying, isn't it? Maybe I should turn it off.”

     I turned off the greatest educational tool known to man, and there was silence—sweet, nurturing silence.

     The doctor began to reproach me, then remembered my “condition.” He nodded to the others and said, “Maybe it is time to give the TV a rest.”

     “Oh, no,” I protested. “Not on my account.”

     The doctor insisted. Then he insisted that I go next because I was, after all, having personal issues. I followed him to the adjustment room for the very last time, knowing I could never return.

     In school, we learned about Blaise Pascal. He said that all human evil comes from man's inability to sit still in a room. At least, I think that's what he said. I could hardly hear the teacher over the television.
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004

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I thought I'd just do a whole Anime, Hentai, Manga & Toon theme... Enjoy!
 

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Monday, December 20, 2004

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.  He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so, of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.  "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...... There's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there, Thanks again." "More'n likely be some wild sex, too," Lars said. "Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" "Whatever you want.... Just gonna be the two of us.”

2. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Control Freak. Now you say control freak who?

3. The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate... The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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Sunday, December 19, 2004

Blogger Babe - Kandi Kane

Kandi Kane is a sexy, 21 year old, 5’6, 115 lb, Black Girl. She has wavy, just past the shoulder, black hair, pretty brown eyes, a sweet smile, really, really, really nice & round 34C tits with nice chocolate drop nipples, a shapely 34-22-36 figure, a great “cum-fuck-me-doggy-style” arch, a great ass, and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful black lipps (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!
 

I met Kandi through another model – Erika Kane, when I was in Las Vegas for the Adult Webmaster's Convention. Click here to read all about it.
 

If you want to see more of Erika Kane, Kandi Kane or Erika & Kandi together, you're just gonna have to wait until I put them on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put them up on their sites.
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I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

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