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Saturday, December 18, 2004

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Friday, December 17, 2004 Friday Fiction - Erotic Christmas Tales My Private Christmas Party (Part 1) I have a big night to prepare for . . .  It's the big company Christmas party and I'm hoping to have a great night.  I've been looking forward to this night for about a year now.  I have already picked out my outfit.  It is a one piece, black, pants suit.  I have a shiny top that closes like a bath robe, without any buttons.  I must depend on my cleavage to keep it closed.  I really hope that I look sexy in my new outfit since I'm hoping to catch some attention.  In the shower, I take time to shave my legs and my crotch, just like I always do.  After toweling off, I apply some lotion to make my skin soft and smooth.  As my fingers glide over my flesh, I get the tingles.  All of the nerve endings underneath my skin swell, exaggerating every touch, every feel, every glide of my fingertips.  My body is screaming for attention, but I am still all alone.  Tonight, I promise myself, just wait until tonight!  I hope to finally capitalize upon an opportunity to spend the night with a man that I know from work.  For about a year now, we have spoken frequently, flirted often, and talked openly about sex.  I have shared stories with him . . .  I have told him about the things that I want to do to him . . .  I have told him about the things that I want him to do to me.  We have spoken of desires, past experiences, and hopes for the future.  He has told me about the things that he thinks about, about the feelings that I bring out in him, and about new things that he would really like to explore with me.  We talk about getting naked, about sucking cock, and about rubbing our bodies together.  Now, the time has finally come to make some of those fantasies become reality . . .  The time has come to turn them into memories.  I arrived at the party early, so that I could find my table and watch the other guests arrive.  Grabbing a beer, I wait for my friends to come in.  After only one beer, my dearest and closest female friend arrives.  She knows all about my plans for the evening.  She is just as sexual as I am.  In fact, she knows me like no other woman does.  We sit down together, drinking our beer while watching others walk in on the arms of their dates.  The place is filling up quickly and the socializing is beginning.  As the night goes on, I become more determined to see my plans through.  I've had my dinner, I've had my share of beer and wine, and now it's high time to start the show.  The dinner dishes had been cleared away, the speech was given, and the band was finally beginning to play.  Now it is time to dance . . .  It is time to move my body and sway my hips to the beat of the drums.  The floor is crowded and my friend comes over to dance with me.  We have no choice but to dance close to one another with our bodies moving together to the rhythm of the music.  As one song ends and another one begins, our bodies are still swaying, when suddenly she brushes a light kiss across my lips.  Both of us know full well that we are being watched.  Of course, this only adds to the intensity, turning an innocent peck into a lingering kiss.  With that, we both leave the floor.  As the eyes of the surrounding men glare at us, we make our way back to our table.  Just then, we are approached by the man whom I adore . . . the man who knows my every desire.  "There is going to be a party in my room later.  Would you two like to come?  It will be in room 524.  There is plenty of beer and it should be a great time!"  He said.  How could we resist?  After all, this was the golden opportunity that I had been thinking about for what seems like forever now.  "Sure!  We'll be there.  Thank you!"  Both of us replied.  Now, all I can do is look at him, stare into his eyes and tell him that he will get lucky tonight!  He can read my intentions and I can tell that he is looking forward to our gathering just as much as I am.  Finally, I will feel his touch upon my flesh . . .  I will feel his breath on my skin . . .  I will feel his sweat dripping onto my body.  I am getting so excited . . .  My skin is getting so hot to the touch . . .  My pulse is racing every time that he looks at me . . .  My crotch is getting damp . . .  I am so very ready for this!  We went to get the key to let ourselves into his room and let him know that we would be waiting there for him.  Both of us grab a beer and proceed into the bathroom to fix our hair and makeup.  Our eyes catching in the mirror.   Part 2 Continued Next Week... . .

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D'Artagnan pressed his back tightly against the cold stone of the wall behind him. A drapery hung out a short distance from the wall, to keep the cold from seeping into the room. The space between the wall and the drape was very cool, but D'Artagnan could feel trickles of sweat dribble down his face.

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Thursday, December 16, 2004

Featured Artist - Raemond at Photogenic
 

Simple nudes, the art of sensuality

Searching for the best way to capture the sensuality and beauty of the naked human body. This Artist is getting really close to perfection. The round female shapes are perfectly presented in both subtle and elegant poses.

The smart way of using light, light reflection and shadows in combination with a rather simple setup drives all the attention to his marvelous nude models.

The white wall background series with the asymmetric composition are the most puritan photo's you can imagine. It shows us the real strength of simplicity. A quite modernistic artistic concept, that dictates the less is more theory. And in this images it works very well, just because raemond knows how to balance the composition without getting predictable. The unnatural light from beneath the model is again one of the small additions in his working process that contributes greatly to the visualization of sensuality.

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

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And So It Goes - High Tea at Harrods

     God cursed me with two tickets to London. They fell right into my lap when I wasn't looking. Before I could produce a reason not to use them, my wife Yahaira and I were Underground.

     If you're new to the London Underground, it is a place where you can travel several thousand miles before you realize that you're looking at the map upside down. Yahaira and I tubed our way from Newbury Park to Wimbledon Park to Not Quite There Yet Park, and from there we walked to Harrods.

     Why Harrods? Because my mom said we had to do high tea at Harrods.

     You don't argue with my mom.

     When we surfaced in the sunlight, it was hard to see. I sheltered my eyes like a Sleestack from Land of the Lost. Bumbling down the wrong side of the street, I bumped into the same problem that we have in the states—people. The place was crawling with them.

     Harrods was the hub of the hubbub and the tallest department store you've ever seen. They tried to build it all the way to heaven but had to stop due to nosebleeds. On the 62,000th floor you find Harrods restaurant, home of the frou-frou. Overhead dangled a opulent-sized chandelier, casting a light in which it was hard to feel manly. The banquet tables were dressed in pink and covered with doilies. In fact, the rugs themselves were giant doilies.

     “Two for high tea, I presume?”

     That was the host, who led us to our seats by the window. Normally, commoners aren't allowed near the windows, but traffic was slow. Jeeves handed us over to Ian, who would be our extremely French server.

     “Madame. Monsieur. Welcome to Harrods, where you will find the most exquisite teas in all of Europe. If I might, I would like to recommend the Ceylon Orange Pekoe.”

     I disliked the way Ian looked at Yahaira, as if he knew something about her that I didn't. I also disliked the way he struck the “h” in Harrods. Was there something stuck in his throat?

     I hoped that Yahaira would speak on our behalf. Tea is not my cup of tea, and I don't speak Pretentious. She just smiled like a girl who had no idea where she was.

     Ian left to serve richer, more coherent people.

     A piano tinkled away in the background. The music matched the chandelier and reminded me not to touch anything. I kept my Yankee mitts on the tea menu.

     Let's see, what do we have here: China White Blossom, Formosa Oolong, Assam…

     I turned to Yahaira: “You drink these, yes?”

     “That is right,” said Ian, clearing his throat on the “r.” He placed a complimentary crepe on the table and asked for our orders.

     Yahaira hadn't come to yet, so I started.

     “I would like the Earl Gray because it is the only tea I recognize.”

     Yahaira ordered “the other one, you know, the orange thing, the one from before.”

     Ian returned with our teas along with a multitiered, sterling silver thingamajig. It was filled with crumpets and scones and other foods you wouldn't eat if you weren't at high tea. Yahaira giggled because she had never been inside a Jane Austin book. I pulled some treats from the thingamajig and filled my plate (I never get full when I eat things one at a time).

     Ian emerged to take our untouched crepe, which is evidently pronounced crap.

     “The hors d'oevres, monsieur, are to be eaten individually from bottom to top,” said Ian, gesturing to my plate.

     “Yes, but I don't get full if—”

     “Of course, monsieur.”

     It was amazing how he could see me out of the bottom of his nose like that.

     Yahaira and I nibbled on our food, bottom to top, and tried not to make any false moves. I could not shake the feeling that I was being scored for etiquette. I looked around for cameras.

     “Milk for your tea?” said Ian, materializing again.

     “Milk?” I laughed. “Of course not.”

     And he hmphed me! Right there in front of my soulmate, for declining milk in my tea. Yahaira asked for extra milk in hers. She didn't want to get hmphed. So it goes.

     When Ian disappeared—or so it seemed—I sampled my tea and remembered why I don't drink it. It was bitter like tree bark (and, yes, I have tried tree bark). I raised my pinky as one ought, but I couldn't lift one eyebrow. Both eyebrows went up together, so I looked surprised every time I took a sip.

     It didn't take long for me to suffocate in these airs. I couldn't relax knowing that I was losing style points. Do I pull from the bottom tier, or is it time to move up? Do I cross my legs like a man, or should I emulate these other chaps? Do I really need 14 pieces of silverware to drink tea and eat finger foods?

     Ian dropped off the check. “Madame. Monsieur.” And off he went.

     I looked at the bill and bly me, it cost $45! Now, Jason, I thought. You have traveled 5,000 miles by air and twice that much underground to be here. You are not going to blow it now. Besides, look at that smile that hasn't for one second left Yahaira's face…

     We dabbed our lips for crumbles, then crossed a doily to the exit. The cashier was conveniently located inside a gift shop selling frills for the road. I was disappointed because I couldn't find a souvenir for my mom. I wouldn't settle for anything less than a bib reading, I Kept It Down at Harrods.
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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Bondage by Eros Boutique
 

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Monday, December 13, 2004

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"  The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."  The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"  The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

2. A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials an extension and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"  The voice from the other side responded, "You fool! You've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" 
"No," replied the trainee. 
"I'm the CEO of the company!" 
The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to?!" 
"No." replied the CEO indignantly. 
"Good!" replied the trainee, who put down the phone.

3. Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
"How was he killed?" asked one detective. 
"With a golf gun," the other detective replied. 
"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?" 
"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
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Sunday, December 12, 2004

Blogger Babe - Erika Kane

Erika Kane is a beautiful, 22 year old, 5’10, 125 lb, Black Babe. She has nice caramel skin, straight, shoulder-length, black hair, pretty brown eyes, nice full lips, a beautiful smile, a nice 34C-22-30 figure, and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful dark brown lipps. She is one tall glass of water and should deffo be doing mainstream modeling (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

My partner, Big Lou, and I were going to go to the Adult Webmaster's Convention in Las Vegas and we since we are going to be there for a few days, we thought, why not contact some models and set up a few shoots. Well, easier said than done! What a pain in the ass this was to do. OMG! Models (most, not all) are such fucking flakes and just because it is in Vegas and during the Webmaster's Convention, they want way more money for a standard shoot than they would usually ask for. 

We had contacted dozens of models. Most did not return the calls and the ones that did, as I said, wanted way too much money or they couldn't set a date and time for a shoot or they were ugly or they were totally screwed up in the head. And I certainly didn't want to haul all my equipment to Vegas, take the time set up and then have to deal with a these “so-called” models. Nope! Not me! I had all but given up on the idea, when Erika called. She was a breath of fresh air.
 

We talked on the phone (her dime – not mine) for well over an hour, maybe two. She was fun, she was flirty and she was just a nice human being. Just by her good attitude and her description of herself (and of course, the price we agreed to), I wanted to hire her. Then, to top it off, she sent me an email with a photo of herself. I was hooked and she was hired. We set up a date, a time and a place – my hotel room. Then just as we were about to end the call, I asked her if she had any friends that she could recommend and/or that she would like to do a girl/girl with. Of course, she said "yes". Her best friend – Kandi Kane, would be interested. She described Kandi and without a second thought, I said she was hired as well. Bring her to the shoot. See you in Vegas.

Erika and Kandi showed up for the shoot on-time. Erika was everything I already knew she was and Kandi… Mmmm, beautiful firm tits and a hot, hot body. Yummy! I am not much of a candy eater, but I deffo wanted to be a Kandi eater. I know, I know that was bad, but I couldn't resist.
 

I would like to say that we got right to work, but we didn't. We sat around, talked, laughed and just got to know each other. No, not sexually, though I don't think I would have minded that too much. Then after about an hour of this, we decided that we better get some work done. Big Lou and I split the girls up. He took Kandi up to his room to shoot and I started with Erika. In the hour that I had her, we did two masturbation scenes – one on the bed and another on a desk. 

After the hour, Big Lou and I switched girls. Kandi and I moved a little quicker and ended up shooting three scenes – two masturbation and one sleeping girl fantasy. Yup, I got to play the intruder and fondle her nice boobs… Yes, it was nice… but I had to keep remembering that I'm a professional and this was just a job. But it is a nice job. Hehehehe.

After another hour went by, I finally got both girls together. Woo-Hoo! They had never done a girl/girl scene together, but they were lovers in real life, so I suggested that they just really make love to each other and I will pretend to be invisible as I shoot the scene. It took them a few minutes to get into it, but once they did… OMG! It was very, very hot to watch. And it deffo turned me on watching these two Black Babes “actually” making love with each other. Both my assistant and I had wood. It was like a private show and I got so into watching them that I kept forgetting to snap photos. My assistant had to keep nudging me to work. So much for being professional – hahahah. Anyway, being as unobtrusive as I could be, I snapped away while the girls forgot about me and brought each other to climax. One this was accomplished, I then suggested that they relax in a nice hot bath together. Of course, they did and I took more pics. Well, needless to say, the shoot came to an end and the girls left.
 

It had been awhile since I talked with the girls, but a couple of months ago, Erika called and asked me if I would help her and Kandi out by doing a shoot for their new and upcoming website. Of course, I said "yes". We haven't set a date yet, but I am pretty sure we will actually get together and do the shoot. Woo-Hoo!

Then, a few weeks ago, I found myself spending some time in Vegas, so I gave Erika a call to see if she wanted to get together, but, as luck would have it, she was in LA. Dang! But all was not lost, she gave me Kandi's new number. I gave Kandi a call and we set a time to meet at my hotel. Woo-Hoo! Well... the time came and went. I was tired, had to get up early, Kandi didn't show, so I went to bed. But just as I was dreaming of what Kandi and I would have been doing, my cell rang - waking me from a deep sleep. It was Kandi and she was wanting to hook up. It was late,  I had to get up early and I hated doing it, but I had to turn her down. Dang! The good news is, she is going to be meeting Erika in LA soon and the three of us are supposed to get together - hehehe :o)

Anyway, if you want to see more of Erika Kane, Kandi Kane or Erika & Kandi together, you're just gonna have to wait until I put them on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put them up on their sites.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

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