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December 5, 2004 - December 11, 2004
Saturday, December 11, 2004
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I think that's my Grandmother in that pic.- LOL. Retro
Raunch is a great fucking site (literally). You would not believe the
hardcore sex they had way back when. Yes, Dear... our parents, grandparents
and even great grandparents had sex... and not just "Sex," but... Hardcore
Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Interracial Sex - Yup, that's someone's granny
getting a booty call by a big Black Brother. Oh, the things they did back
when life was supposed to be pure and innocent. "Hey!"... Isn't that your
great grandmother munching on some carpet? Retro
Raunch has porn pics, vids & much, much more from the past 100
years... Deffo worth a click!
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The Soldier The sun had set a few minutes before, but the heat was still stifling. He sat at the small booth in the back corner, two walls to his back and his rifle and pistol on the table before him. He was still caked with the grime and blood from a day at the front lines. Quarles had brought a load of casualties in from his unit, most with fragment wounds from the new artillery the Libyan backed rebels had just acquired. Advisor, hell. Gentlemen, I'd advise you to keep your head down. Gentlemen, I'd advise you to dig your foxholes with overhead cover. Maybe they'd listen now. Here to provide the governments’ defenses against the Islamic insurgents, the Army seemed more inclined to preserve the privileges of rank, than to act as a fighting force. All the advisors were frustrated, and angry at having to shoulder so much of the leadership and combat roles. You had to search pretty hard to find an officer anywhere near the forward edge of the battle area, much less one of the many colonels and generals... posted by: Danny
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Thursday, December 9, 2004
The metallic nudes of Dewayne Flowers have a great visual impact. The metal paint gives the nude models a serene unreal expression and an incredible beauty. The added effect of the bodypaint could easily be seen as kitschy or easy. But if you take a closer look at his photography, and see the intense way the photographer is creating his images you have to agree that the word Kitsch is out of place here. The intense pose of the nude models, the photographic quality and the the artists search for the right composition and expression takes the erotic art of Dewayne Flowers to a very high artistic level. Beside his metallic nudes he also works with various other themes in his photography. The angel series for example. Computer manipulated nude angels with a highly dramatical pose. The Pieta called Salvation is one of the best examples of this theme. The classic Pieta pose, with the metallic bodypaint and the beautiful floor reflection makes this a stunning piece of erotic art. A totally different approach are the drip painting style nudes. The work of Jackson Pollock is not on canvas this time but on the naked flesh of great character nudes. The Blending series like the American flag displayed in this gallery are one of his other erotic art theme's. The mimicry effect works ok, but it does not have the dramatical intensity as his other series. I'm really impressed with the erotic art photography of Dewayne Flowers. The work is diverse, the nude models he uses have character and he is really exploring the theme's he is using. With the sensitive Pieta as my personal favorite. posted by: The
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"Vittoria's Lingerie" is a great site. I like everything about it. It has a great look, it's quick loading, very easy to navigate and there're no annoying pop-ups, consoles or other crap to piss you off. And since there's none of that stuff to annoy you, you can spend your time looking at the hot babes, which is actually why you want to go to an adult site in the first place. Right? Right! "Vittoria's Lingerie" has seven galleries with over 300 photos of sexy women and hot teens in (and out of) lingerie, nylons stockings, pantyhose and of course pajamas. If you want it, this adult site pretty much has it. There're Asian, Black, European and Latina Babes. Plus sexy lesbians, pregnant girls and even a computer generated gallery of 3D babes in lingerie & cum-fuck-me pumps. Of course each and every one of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content for you to dream (or cream) over.. And because "Vittoria's Lingerie" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a cybersex newsletter and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.
"Nude Amateur Women" is a CyberAge Platinum site. This site is a simple, no frills but fairly fast loading Amateur site. Again (like all my sites) it's easy to navigate. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind to piss you off. All the pics were taken with a Polaroid camera. So if you like Amateurs and Amateur photography, check this site out. You won't be disappointed. Also, there's a huge RETRO RAUNCH gallery. And this gallery is pretty kewl. It has tons of antique porn pics - everything from the 1880's up to the 1960's. So if you wanna see what your parents, grandparents and even great grandparents did way back when - give it a click.
"Victory Girls" is a "CyberAge Platinum" site; it's surfer friendly, updated on a regular basis, has a ton of pics and is completely redesigned to give you (the surfer) a whole new, nice and pleasant experience. There are 10 galleries (with over 500 photos) of sexy & sweet babes for you to drool over. Most of the babes are ones I photographed and quite a few of them are also featured as "Blogger Babes." So if you like the babes here on "Sex Blogger," then deffo check out "Victory Girls."
"Somnophilia"
is a CyberSex
Prestige PLUS site. There are eight fully loaded galleries with over
400 photos of sweet & innocent sleeping girls. There is also a special
bonus gallery with Hentai & Anime artwork of sleeping babes PLUS beautiful
paintings of sleeping women from the Old World Masters. The galleries are
updated with brand new pictures of Sexy Sleeping Beauties each and every
month. This site is very well done, nice design, easy to navigate and extremely
surfer friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to
view. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind.
"Somnophilia" is
a very erotic and sensual fetish and this site handles the genre quite
well. I absolutely love this site. It's a definite turn-on. And
because
"Somnophilia"
is a CyberSex
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sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive
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You won't be disappointed.
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Wednesday, December 8, 2004
posted by: Neo ©
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I'm a big hockey fan…atic. So are my friends. We schedule our weeks around Kings games and would give a small appendage—not that small appendage—for a Stanley Cup. When the Kings make the playoffs, we take off April. I've been rooting for the Kings as long as I remember. Funny thing is that every year the team completely transforms: players, coaches, the stadium. The only thing unchanged is the uniforms. Like Seinfeld said, we're just rooting for the laundry. My friends being equally deluded, it's hard to say if the game is more entertaining than our watching it... Game time: 7:30 p.m., Doug's house. It's always at Doug's house because he is the most mature. I walked in to find Doug eating Wheaties and beer. He normally didn't crave this delicacy until midnight, but last week he ate it and the Kings won, so he didn't have a choice. In fact, he was wearing the same clothes he wore last week, including unmatched socks, one purple and one…grime. I bid hello to Ernie and Steve on the couch. Ernie waved back with his Black Pom-Pom o’ Death. The Black Pom-Pom o’ Death repulses opposition scoring and instills greatness in Kings players. All you have to do is wave it at the TV and yell at the top of your lungs. Steve wore his Official Kings Jersey. He didn't watch hockey without it. He was sitting on his hands because that is what he was doing back in '99 when the Kings eliminated the Red Wings from the playoffs. The referee dropped the puck, and everyone yelled, “Goooooooaaaaaalllll!” If we forgot to do that, the Kings would lose. Drunk on Wheaties, Doug was the loudest. Every time the opponent stole the puck, he'd shout, “Cheaters! Smelly cheaters!” To Doug, the opponent was always a cheater or a chump. He worked it right into their names: tonight Federov would be known as Chumpyov. “Chumpyov needs to get thumped on his big, fat Russian nose-ov!” The game was not going well. The Detroit Cheater-Wings led by two goals. Obviously, something had to be done: we had to remove some clothes. This tradition began one day when Steve had worked himself into such a spectator sweat that he had to remove his Official Kings Jersey. Just then, the Kings scored. So he took off his pants. The Kings scored again. By the end of that game, he was the happiest naked guy in town (and that's saying something). “Quick,” said Ernie, dropping his Pom-Pom o’ Death. “Take 'em off.” Like a Chinese fire drill, Doug took off his pants, Steve removed his shoes, and Ernie turned his underwear inside out. Lo and behold, the Kings got a shot on goal. Although the goalie saved it, the cries rang out: “Goooaaaaaallll!” It didn't help the puck cross the goal line, but it did arouse every dog within a 15-mile radius. Inspired by the shot, we continued to undress. Clothes piled up in the center of the room like a rummage sale. If the Kings didn't score soon, I'd be sitting in a room full of naked men, and how would I explain that to my wife. Mercifully, Deadmarsh scored on a slapshot, and we exploded in a celebration typically reserved for news that the world isn't about to end after all. We jumped on the couch, attempting high-fives but missing. Steve and Ernie did their Juju Dance into the kitchen and back. “Take that, chumpy cheater-ovs!” Somewhere in the distance, a dog howled. The referee dropped the puck, and we got back to our sorcery. Ernie watched the game “backwards” through a mirror. Steve ran outside and smoked a half-cigarette (a full cigarette would have killed the Kings). Doug put his socks back on but switched feet this time—purple on left, grime on right. He must have done it wrong the first time. Besides, he had Wheaties between his toes. So it goes with my dear, retarded Kings family.
It's not easy to manipulate a hockey game taking place 300 miles away,
but somehow we manage. Certain people are blessed with a gift for athletics,
and they are selected to play professionally; others have a talent for
superstition, and they are chosen to be fans.
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Tuesday, December 7, 2004
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Monday, December 6, 2004
posted by: Swenson
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1. A man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth while a young student nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black"? embarrassed, the young student replies "I don't know I'm only here to wash your hands and feet". He struggles again to ask "nurse are my testicles black?" finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a closer look and says "there is nothing wrong with them", finally the mans pulls off his oxygen mask and replies "that was very nice but, I asked ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK? 2. A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in. Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?" "Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!" 3.
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about
who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than
women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn't
prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this... When your ear
itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then
pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"
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Sunday, December 5, 2004 Mini Pipes is very tiny, 19 year old, 5’0, 100 lb, Black Spinner. She has short, black hair, nice brown eyes, full and nicely shaped “blow-job” lips, a big white smile, full 32B boobs with round, chocolate-drop nipples, a petite figure, flat stomach, a tiny, round butt, a great “face down, ass up, is how we like to fuck” arch, and a completely shaved pussy with dark brown lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)! I saw Mini Pipe's photo in an Agent's book and immediately knew that
I wanted to shoot her. I am such a sucker for a petite girl. I asked the
agent to have her call me. She never did. Over the course of the next few
months I kept asking the agent about her, but still she never called. The
one day the phone rang and it was her. We talked for a while and set up
a shoot for the following week…
Rule of Thumb: When you set up a shoot with a model always set it as soon as possible. Preferably the same day you talk with and/or meet with the model. Remember, most models are flakes and if you set a shoot up further than 48 hours in the future, chances are they will forget or something will come up or they will be out of the business by then. Anyway, the day before the shoot, Mini called and canceled. Actually I will give her credit for at least calling. Most models will not even call. How can they when they don't even remember? Rhetorical question! But since she did call, I figured that she was responsible and I went ahead and set up another shoot. And again, the day before this second shoot, Mini called and canceled. Now, I usually don't give models more than one chance, much less two chances, but Mini did call and she did have a good excuse and as I said, I have a thing for petite girls, so of course I tried to set up another shoot. But Mini said that she did not know her schedule and that she would have to call me back when she knew it. Well, a few months went by and I had all but forgotten about Mini when
the phone rang and it was her saying that she would like to set up a shoot.
Of course I thought about my “Rule of Thumb” and booked her for that day.
She agreed and with in an hour or two she was nude in my studio.
Before we actually got to work, and while we filled out all the required paper work, we talked for quite a while. Turns out she is best friends with another petite model that I knew and wanted to shoot a couple years ago. Actually, I really liked the other model, had met with her, gone to the movies with her and had her naked in my bed within a few hours of our first meeting. We made out, exchanged massages, but didn't have sex! Damn! Damn! Damn! Thinking back on it, I should of Hit It! But at the time, after having a long heart to heart with this girl, I knew it was not the right thing to do. Damn my morals! Anyway, this other model and I hung out for a short while, had a few dates and started becoming friends. I booked her for a shoot and because she needed some quick money, I paid her half in advance. Ha ha ha. Silly me. I never heard from her again. Dang, the things we guys do when we like a babe. Sometimes we are soooo stupid. I called her a few times and… Gee, for some reason she was never home and she never returned my calls. After about a month, I finally got in touch with her and she said that she was sorry and that she would send me the money (in the mail) as soon as she got her next paycheck. Riiight! And I held my breath while I waited too. Anyway, I never heard from her again. So, it was quite interesting that Mini was best friends with this girl. Mini called her and put her on the phone with me and we talked for a very short while. Of course, she again apologized and again said that she would pay me back as soon as possible. “It's been two years Bitch!” Oops, did I type that out-loud? Anyway, being the nice guy that I am , I suggested that she pay me back by just going ahead and fulfilling her obligation with me and doing a photo shoot. She agreed and said that she'd be in touch as soon as she knew her schedule. Riiight! Anyway, I handed the phone back to Mini, they talked for a few minutes and then we got to work. Mini was an absolute Gem to work with. She was so fast, so quick, she
hit her poses and moved into new ones almost before the shutter finished
clicking. She was very professional and very good at coming up with new
poses and different ideas. In a little over two hours we did nine setups
including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, Goth, voyeur, shower, a leopard print
outfit, and a few masturbation scenes with a dildo. I got everything I
needed in such a short time, I had nothing left to shoot and we were done.
I was actually only obligated to pay her for the two hours, but since what
we shot would have normally taken at least four hours and, of course, since
I am a nice guy, I paid her for a full four hour shoot. Dang, I hate being
so nice sometimes.
We sat around and talked for the next hour or so and I found out that she also knew quite a few other models that she could refer to me for photo shoots. One was a very petite Asian Girl and from Mini's description of her, I wanted to meet (and meat) her as soon as possible. Oh my, she sounded perfect. Oh right, I'm a professional… I just wanted to meet with this hot little Asian Babe just so we could do a shoot together. Riiight! Mini Pipes left, saying that she would be in touch soon. But that was quite a while ago… Since our shoot together, I've called her a few times trying to set up shoots with some of her friends… And of course, you know the rest of the story... She's a model... So here, take your pick…She either never gets back to me OR she can't get a hold of her friends OR her friends are out of the business OR… (insert your own good but over-used excuse here)! If you want to see more of Mini Pipes, you're just gonna have to wait
until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some
of the sets sell and other webmasters put her up on their sites.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph! I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o) Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o) Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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Comments & Opinions I would love to hear from you. Please e-mail
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