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Saturday, December 11, 2004

I'd Hit It!

I'd Hit It!
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I'd Hit It - Jade Moore
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I think that's my Grandmother in that pic.- LOL. Retro Raunch is a great fucking site (literally). You would not believe the hardcore sex they had way back when. Yes, Dear... our parents, grandparents and even great grandparents had sex... and not just "Sex," but... Hardcore Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Interracial Sex - Yup, that's someone's granny getting a booty call by a big Black Brother. Oh, the things they did back when life was supposed to be pure and innocent. "Hey!"... Isn't that your great grandmother munching on some carpet? Retro Raunch has porn pics, vids & much, much more from the past 100 years... Deffo worth a click!
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Friday, December 10, 2004

Friday Fiction - Erotic Christmas Tales  - Silent Nights

Silent Nights

The lights were all off in the room . . .  All but the flickering of candlelight and the illumination of the Christmas tree.  The fresh pine scent of the tree filled the air.  There she sat cuddled under her lavender quilt sipping a glass of red wine as she read the latest Anne Rice novel.  She was so intent in her reading that she didn't even hear him come up behind her.  She was unaware of his presence until she felt his gentle kisses being planted upon her neck.  She then tilted her head backwards to receive his tender kiss upon her lips. 

He had just come from the shower and was wearing nothing but a towel.  His skin was still slightly damp and he smelled of musk soap.  Walking to the front of the couch, he took a sip from her wineglass. 

"Why don't you come join me under the quilt?"  She smiled at him coyly. 

"What an excellent idea!"  He chuckled as the towel dropped onto the floor and his already erect cock sprang into plain view. 

Before he sat down upon the couch he pulled at her gown until it fell from her body and onto the floor where it would keep his towel company.  He then slid himself under the quilt, pulling her into his arms. 

"Mmmm . . .  It looks like Mrs. Claus is under my tree tonight."  He said as he continued planting kisses upon her neck and face.  His hands moved over her to touch the soft freckled skin he knew so well.  He felt the roundness of her stomach . . .  He felt the fullness of each of her breasts as he held one and then the other in his hands, kneading them firmly and toying with her nipples.  She moaned as she felt his lips encircling her left nipple . . .  He then nipped at the bud until it stood straight up . . .  Finally he sucked it hard into his mouth. 

Her hands were moving up and down his back as she leaned into his caresses.  She could see the fire of passion burning deep within his eyes as she let her hands travel from his back down to his balls.  Her lips then found his and her tongue opened his mouth and snaked its way inside.  With their tongues probing and their lips pressing against each other, she could feel the heat of his body as they continued their kisses and explorations of each others body. 

"Open your legs up wide for me sugar . . .  Let me eat that sweet pussy of yours!"  He breathed into her ear. 

She reclined on the couch spreading her legs wide open for him.  He could see the neatly trimmed white pubic hairs covering her pussy lips, parting ever so slightly to show her swollen clit peeking through.  He began passionately licking her slit from the front to the back . . .  Her pussy was already soaking wet with lust. 

"Oh, yes darling, more, use your fingers on me, God I need something inside of me too."  She moaned. 

He grinned as he continued licking and sucking upon her clit.  She was never one to let him wonder what would pleasure her . . .  She ground her hips against his face as his mouth greedily sucked upon her pussy.  His fingers opened her and he put two of them inside of her and began slowly moving them in and out.  She purred like a kitten under his touch, still rotating her hips to encourage him to move his fingers even faster, and he did.  He could feel her body start to tighten . . .  The walls of her pussy clenched his moving fingers . . .  His tongue lapped her wetness into his mouth and then he felt her whole body shudder as she came to climax in his mouth.  He then licked her softly, since he didn't want the sensations to be too intense, yet he still wanted her taste in his mouth. 

She twisted around until she was on top of him where she began grinding her pussy on his hard cock.  His pulse raced with anticipation as she took control of their lovemaking.  She then lowered herself onto the floor in front of him . . .  Her tongue felt like a piece of warm velvet as she took the head of his cock into her mouth.  Her tongue flicked a bit around the underside, but she knew he liked the steady pressure of her mouth sucking upon him.  She used one of her hands to stroke the shaft of his cock while her other hand fondled his balls . . .  At the same time, she also continued to suck the sensitive head of his cock - at first hard, then softer.  She could feel him growing larger inside of her mouth and she knew that soon he would cum if she didn't slow down.  That is when her mouth left his cock and began sucking upon his balls - all the while her hands continuing to move upon him.  He arched his back and groaned as he felt her tongue move to his ass.  He then lifted his legs high up into the air and held them there so that she could have easy access to his ass hole.  Her tongue then began probing him - sending waves of pleasure throughout his entire body. 

"Oh my god, hon!  That feels wonderful . . ."  He told her as her tongue continued to lick him.  He could feel a tiny pressure against his ass as she inserted one of her fingers.  His ass easily opened wide up for her and his hand moved to his cock while she fingered and sucked upon his ass.  He could feel the cum building inside of him once again, and he knew that he wanted to release his load into her hot pussy.  He wiggled away from her touches and helped her to her feet. 

He placed one of her legs on the back of the couch and then bent her over so that her pussy was wide open in front of him.  He then licked her pussy, just to make sure that she was still wet, before he rubbed her clit between his thumb and forefinger. 

"Fuck me!"  He heard her shriek.  She was wet, hot and tight. 

He held his cock in his hand.  It was as hard as a rock as he guided it inside of her hot love canal.  Her muscles gripped at him, and then they began milking his cock before he could make the first thrust inside of her.  His hands were on her tits rubbing her nibbles as he began to slowly move in and out of her.  He then pulled his cock out until just his mushroom head was inside of her before once again ramming it back inside of her - deep and hard and fast.  She screamed out as her orgasms began.  This told him that she could easily cum at least ten times while he fucked her and that only helped to excite him even more. 

He couldn't hold himself back any longer as he rammed into her time after time feeling the walls of her pussy massaging his cock as she came against him.  One final thrust and he exploded deep inside of her walls.  It seemed like the world had stopped momentarily as his hot cum squirted deep inside of her, and she reached the peak of her orgasm at the very same time. 

Once they could breathe again, they curled up together under the quilt on the couch dozing in each others arms.  Skin to skin . . .  The fire subsiding . . .  Waiting for the heat of their passion to burn again whenever they finally awoke. 
 

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Featured Artist - Random Acts of Pornography

The Soldier

The sun had set a few minutes before, but the heat was still stifling. He sat at the small booth in the back corner, two walls to his back and his rifle and pistol on the table before him. He was still caked with the grime and blood from a day at the front lines. Quarles had brought a load of casualties in from his unit, most with fragment wounds from the new artillery the Libyan backed rebels had just acquired.

Advisor, hell. Gentlemen, I'd advise you to keep your head down. Gentlemen, I'd advise you to dig your foxholes with overhead cover. Maybe they'd listen now. Here to provide the governments’ defenses against the Islamic insurgents, the Army seemed more inclined to preserve the privileges of rank, than to act as a fighting force. All the advisors were frustrated, and angry at having to shoulder so much of the leadership and combat roles. You had to search pretty hard to find an officer anywhere near the forward edge of the battle area, much less one of the many colonels and generals...

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posted by: Danny Reno ©
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Friday Funnies

Frenetic Wanderings - Jeff Swenson

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Thursday, December 9, 2004

Featured Artist - Dewayne Flowers
 

Erotic Art Works of Dewayne Flowers
Erotic Art Works of Dewayne Flowers

Metallic nude photography

The metallic nudes of Dewayne Flowers have a great visual impact. The metal paint gives the nude models a serene unreal expression and an incredible beauty. The added effect of the bodypaint could easily be seen as kitschy or easy. But if you take a closer look at his photography, and see the intense way the photographer is creating his images you have to agree that the word Kitsch is out of place here.

The intense pose of the nude models, the photographic quality and the the artists search for the right composition and expression takes the erotic art of Dewayne Flowers to a very high artistic level.

Beside his metallic nudes he also works with various other themes in his photography. The angel series for example. Computer manipulated nude angels with a highly dramatical pose. The Pieta called Salvation is one of the best examples of this theme. The classic Pieta pose, with the metallic bodypaint and the beautiful floor reflection makes this a stunning piece of erotic art.

A totally different approach are the drip painting style nudes. The work of Jackson Pollock is not on canvas this time but on the naked flesh of great character nudes. The Blending series like the American flag displayed in this gallery are one of his other erotic art theme's. The mimicry effect works ok, but it does not have the dramatical intensity as his other series.

I'm really impressed with the erotic art photography of Dewayne Flowers. The work is diverse, the nude models he uses have character and he is really exploring the theme's he is using. With the sensitive Pieta as my personal favorite.

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Japanese Shunga
 

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This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

OBSERVATIONS ON LIFE 

 1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died
peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." 
             --Author Unknown 

 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." 
             --Author Unknown 

 3) "Oh, you hate your job?  Why didn't you say so?  There's a 
support group for that.  It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." 
              --Drew Carey 

 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it.  At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." 
              --Jeff Foxworthy 

 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving
an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." 
              --Dave Barry 

 6) "Relationships are hard.  It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one.  If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay and the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." 
              --Bob Ettinger 

 7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat.  I said, 'Mom they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'" 
              --Paula Poundstone 

 8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men.  I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh." 
              --Conan O'Brien

 9) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner." 
              --Lynda Montgomery 

10) "I think that's how Chicago got started.  Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'" 
              --Richard Jeni 

11) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." 
              --Johnny Carson 

12) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." 
              --Paul Rodriguez

13) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?" 
              --Warren Hutcherson

14) "Suppose you were an idiot ... And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself." 
              --Mark Twain 

15) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school  student.  At least they can find Afghanistan." 
              --A. Whitney Brown 

16) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" 
              --Dave Barry 

17) Do you know why they call it "PMS"?  Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken. 
             --Unknown, presumed deceased 
 

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posted by: Neo
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Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls
 

Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls - They Can't Say No!
Somnophilia - Sleeping Girls
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posted by: Neo ©
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Wednesday, December 8, 2004

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
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And So It Goes - They Could Be Kings

Jason Love - They Could Be Kings

     I'm a big hockey fan…atic. So are my friends. We schedule our weeks around Kings games and would give a small appendage—not that small appendage—for a Stanley Cup. When the Kings make the playoffs, we take off April.

     I've been rooting for the Kings as long as I remember. Funny thing is that every year the team completely transforms: players, coaches, the stadium. The only thing unchanged is the uniforms. Like Seinfeld said, we're just rooting for the laundry.

     My friends being equally deluded, it's hard to say if the game is more entertaining than our watching it...

     Game time: 7:30 p.m., Doug's house. It's always at Doug's house because he is the most mature.

     I walked in to find Doug eating Wheaties and beer. He normally didn't crave this delicacy until midnight, but last week he ate it and the Kings won, so he didn't have a choice. In fact, he was wearing the same clothes he wore last week, including unmatched socks, one purple and one…grime.

     I bid hello to Ernie and Steve on the couch. Ernie waved back with his Black Pom-Pom o’ Death. The Black Pom-Pom o’ Death repulses opposition scoring and instills greatness in Kings players. All you have to do is wave it at the TV and yell at the top of your lungs.

     Steve wore his Official Kings Jersey. He didn't watch hockey without it. He was sitting on his hands because that is what he was doing back in '99 when the Kings eliminated the Red Wings from the playoffs.

     The referee dropped the puck, and everyone yelled, “Goooooooaaaaaalllll!” If we forgot to do that, the Kings would lose.

     Drunk on Wheaties, Doug was the loudest. Every time the opponent stole the puck, he'd shout, “Cheaters! Smelly cheaters!” To Doug, the opponent was always a cheater or a chump. He worked it right into their names: tonight Federov would be known as Chumpyov.

     “Chumpyov needs to get thumped on his big, fat Russian nose-ov!”

     The game was not going well. The Detroit Cheater-Wings led by two goals. Obviously, something had to be done: we had to remove some clothes.

     This tradition began one day when Steve had worked himself into such a spectator sweat that he had to remove his Official Kings Jersey. Just then, the Kings scored. So he took off his pants. The Kings scored again. By the end of that game, he was the happiest naked guy in town (and that's saying something).

     “Quick,” said Ernie, dropping his Pom-Pom o’ Death. “Take 'em off.”

     Like a Chinese fire drill, Doug took off his pants, Steve removed his shoes, and Ernie turned his underwear inside out. Lo and behold, the Kings got a shot on goal. Although the goalie saved it, the cries rang out: “Goooaaaaaallll!” It didn't help the puck cross the goal line, but it did arouse every dog within a 15-mile radius.

     Inspired by the shot, we continued to undress. Clothes piled up in the center of the room like a rummage sale. If the Kings didn't score soon, I'd be sitting in a room full of naked men, and how would I explain that to my wife.

     Mercifully, Deadmarsh scored on a slapshot, and we exploded in a celebration typically reserved for news that the world isn't about to end after all. We jumped on the couch, attempting high-fives but missing. Steve and Ernie did their Juju Dance into the kitchen and back.

     “Take that, chumpy cheater-ovs!”

     Somewhere in the distance, a dog howled.

     The referee dropped the puck, and we got back to our sorcery. Ernie watched the game “backwards” through a mirror. Steve ran outside and smoked a half-cigarette (a full cigarette would have killed the Kings). Doug put his socks back on but switched feet this time—purple on left, grime on right. He must have done it wrong the first time. Besides, he had Wheaties between his toes.

     So it goes with my dear, retarded Kings family. It's not easy to manipulate a hockey game taking place 300 miles away, but somehow we manage. Certain people are blessed with a gift for athletics, and they are selected to play professionally; others have a talent for superstition, and they are chosen to be fans.
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posted by: Jason Love ©
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Tuesday, December 7, 2004

Bondage by Eros Boutique
 

Roxetta in Bondage
Roxetta in Bondage

The Posture Bar Bondage Restraint was supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique. Yes, this is definitely a plug for Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual pleasures. Click on the link and check it out - Eros Boutique.
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posted by: Neo ©
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Poetry - FETUS NO MORE LIES
 

FETUS NO MORE LIES

TRIP TO NEW ORLEANS
BLACK AND WHITE AND LUST
COME HOME
BLACK IS FORGOTTEN
AND TURNED TO DUST
LOVERS COME BY THE DAY
AND SOME IN THE NIGHT
NO CARE FOR THE WORDS YOU SAID
A MOMENT AWAY
YOU'RE IN BED
WEEKS PASS
NO BLOOD IS SHED
THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU
YOU FILL HIS HEAD
TRUTHS ARE DECEIVED
BUT ARE NOT FUNNY
A WHITE FATHER
GIVES THE MONEY
A WHITE MOTHER
CLIPS HIS WINGS
WITH LIES SHE'S SAID
A BLACK SON IS DEAD
STRAND AFTER STRAND
OF THE WEB IS BROKEN
THE LOVE COLLAPSES
YOUR SPINNERET WORKS HARDER
SHOOTING SILKEN STRANDS
INTO THE AIR
NO SUPPORT IS THERE
THE WHITE SPIDER WILL DIE
BY THE WEIGHT OF HER LIE
THE WOUNDED WHITE PREY
WILL AGAIN LEARN TO FLY

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posted by: Elsie Bee ©
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Sexy Cartoon Pinups
 

Cartoon Pinups
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posted by: Neo
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Movie Tuesday

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Monday, December 6, 2004

Monday Toons

Frenetic Wanderings - Jeff Swenson

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Three Jokes

1. A man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth while a young student nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black"? embarrassed, the young student replies "I don't know I'm only here to wash your hands and feet". He struggles again to ask "nurse are my testicles black?" finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a closer look and says "there is nothing wrong with them", finally the mans pulls off his oxygen mask and replies "that was very nice but, I asked ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?

2. A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in. Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?" "Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"

3. A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this... When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"
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posted by: Neo
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Sunday, December 5, 2004

Blogger Babe - Mini Pipes

Mini Pipes is very tiny, 19 year old, 5’0, 100 lb, Black Spinner. She has short, black hair, nice brown eyes, full and nicely shaped “blow-job” lips, a big white smile, full 32B boobs with round, chocolate-drop nipples, a petite figure, flat stomach, a tiny, round butt, a great “face down, ass up, is how we like to fuck” arch, and a completely shaved pussy with dark brown lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

I saw Mini Pipe's photo in an Agent's book and immediately knew that I wanted to shoot her. I am such a sucker for a petite girl. I asked the agent to have her call me. She never did. Over the course of the next few months I kept asking the agent about her, but still she never called. The one day the phone rang and it was her. We talked for a while and set up a shoot for the following week…
 

Blogger Babe - Mini Pipes

Rule of Thumb: When you set up a shoot with a model always set it as soon as possible. Preferably the same day you talk with and/or meet with the model. Remember, most models are flakes and if you set a shoot up further than 48 hours in the future, chances are they will forget or something will come up or they will be out of the business by then.

Anyway, the day before the shoot, Mini called and canceled. Actually I will give her credit for at least calling. Most models will not even call. How can they when they don't even remember? Rhetorical question! But since she did call, I figured that she was responsible and I went ahead and set up another shoot. And again, the day before this second shoot, Mini called and canceled.

Now, I usually don't give models more than one chance, much less two chances, but Mini did call and she did have a good excuse and as I said, I have a thing for petite girls, so of course I tried to set up another shoot. But Mini said that she did not know her schedule and that she would have to call me back when she knew it.

Well, a few months went by and I had all but forgotten about Mini when the phone rang and it was her saying that she would like to set up a shoot. Of course I thought about my “Rule of Thumb” and booked her for that day. She agreed and with in an hour or two she was nude in my studio.
 

Blogger Babe - Mini Pipes

Before we actually got to work, and while we filled out all the required paper work, we talked for quite a while. Turns out she is best friends with another petite model that I knew and wanted to shoot a couple years ago. Actually, I really liked the other model, had met with her, gone to the movies with her and had her naked in my bed within a few hours of our first meeting. We made out, exchanged massages, but didn't have sex! Damn! Damn! Damn! Thinking back on it, I should of Hit It! But at the time, after having a long heart to heart with this girl, I knew it was not the right thing to do. Damn my morals! Anyway, this other model and I hung out for a short while, had a few dates and started becoming friends. I booked her for a shoot and because she needed some quick money, I paid her half in advance. Ha ha ha. Silly me. I never heard from her again. Dang, the things we guys do when we like a babe. Sometimes we are soooo stupid. I called her a few times and… Gee, for some reason she was never home and she never returned my calls. After about a month, I finally got in touch with her and she said that she was sorry and that she would send me the money (in the mail) as soon as she got her next paycheck. Riiight! And I held my breath while I waited too. Anyway, I never heard from her again. So, it was quite interesting that Mini was best friends with this girl. Mini called her and put her on the phone with me and we talked for a very short while. Of course, she again apologized and again said that she would pay me back as soon as possible. “It's been two years Bitch!” Oops, did I type that out-loud? Anyway, being the nice guy that I am , I suggested that she pay me back by just going ahead and fulfilling her obligation with me and doing a photo shoot. She agreed and said that she'd be in touch as soon as she knew her schedule. Riiight! Anyway, I handed the phone back to Mini, they talked for a few minutes and then we got to work.

Mini was an absolute Gem to work with. She was so fast, so quick, she hit her poses and moved into new ones almost before the shutter finished clicking. She was very professional and very good at coming up with new poses and different ideas. In a little over two hours we did nine setups including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, Goth, voyeur, shower, a leopard print outfit, and a few masturbation scenes with a dildo. I got everything I needed in such a short time, I had nothing left to shoot and we were done. I was actually only obligated to pay her for the two hours, but since what we shot would have normally taken at least four hours and, of course, since I am a nice guy, I paid her for a full four hour shoot. Dang, I hate being so nice sometimes.
 

Blogger Babe - Mini Pipes

We sat around and talked for the next hour or so and I found out that she also knew quite a few other models that she could refer to me for photo shoots. One was a very petite Asian Girl and from Mini's description of her, I wanted to meet (and meat) her as soon as possible. Oh my, she sounded perfect. Oh right, I'm a professional… I just wanted to meet with this hot little Asian Babe just so we could do a shoot together. Riiight!

Mini Pipes left, saying that she would be in touch soon. But that was quite a while ago… Since our shoot together, I've called her a few times trying to set up shoots with some of her friends…  And of course, you know the rest of the story... She's a model... So here, take your pick…She either never gets back to me OR she can't get a hold of her friends OR her friends are out of the business OR… (insert your own good but over-used excuse here)!

If you want to see more of Mini Pipes, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put her up on their sites.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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