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Saturday, December 4, 2004

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Friday, December 3, 2004 Friday Fiction - The Gargoyle The Gargoyle The statue arrived early that morning. A special moving truck delivered it for the crate itself was eight feet high. It took a crew of three men to roll into the backyard of Harry Forte, who was there to see that every precaution was taken care of. He didn't want the statue damaged in any way.  Harry signed the delivery papers and gave each man a crisp hundred-dollar bill for a job well done. He hastened them to leave so he could be alone with the masterpiece.  He grabbed the crowbar and pried off the crate panels. It was covered in yellow strands of straw. Harry cleared the mess away until the statue was clean and almost shiny.  The statue looked to have been made from blue-gray marble. It stood six foot and six inches tall with a foot tall base. The form was that of a full-figured woman with long wavy hair. The arms were folded across its chest.  The base had writings that Harry could not make out at first. They looked like a forgotten form of Sumerian. He would have consulted the Sumerian language web site.  "So beautiful," Harry said to the statue. "Shame that you were locked away in that old castle in Scotland."  He got out his notebook and copied down the writings on the base. Harry then put a sheet over the statue so the birds would not crap all over it. He then went inside to his office and started up the computer.  --- Two ---  Harry was right. The writings were Sumerian based. He translated the words and then started to read them.  "By the Great Horned One," Harry started reading. "Here is Thy servant succubus Opsone."  He smiled and went to look for a book of occult lore in his library. After twenty minutes, Harry found the book and flipped through the pages he wanted. There were no spells for bringing back a stoned succubus.  He then went back online and tried searching the web. After several hours of searching, Harry found nothing. He then logged off and grabbed something to eat. He didn't notice that the statue was gone.  --- Three---  When Harry finished eating, he went outside to check on the statue. It was then he noticed it was missing. He could not believe that anybody could steal it without making some noises that would have alerted him.  Harry did not call the police since he knew they would not believe him. He locked up the house and did some more searching in his library. Harry soon grew tired and went off to bed.  He fell into a deep sleep and dreamed of an angle straddling him.  Harry woke up when a pair of claws lightly scratched his chest. There was someone on him. He was shocked to see a blue-gray woman riding his cock. She felt tight and wet like a woman should but she looked very demonic. Her black hair was stringy and limp while her eyes glowed red. A pair of shiny fangs glistened in the night.  "You dared to awake me," she growled.  "W-w-who are you?" Harry asked suddenly wide awake.  "I am Opsone, your nightmare."  She kept riding him until he exploded by accident then she slashed at his throat.  "I rule the nights again," Opsone laughed before she began gnawing on Harry's torn throat.    .

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1968. Small town Alabama, middle of a dry spell, high summer and heat that lemonade can't touch. Everyday is the same as that before and the one coming. Praying for a savior to rise from these streets.

Smoke curled up from her cigarette, rising to be dispersed by the fluttering ceiling fan. The heat and humidity had combined today to make this a Southern special. Sweat trickled from her skin everywhere, soaking the light, white cotton shirt she wore and even dampening the waistband of her Daisy Duke shorts. She was long and lean, browned by the sun and barefoot this day, as she worked at her small diner...

Thursday, December 2, 2004

Featured Artist - Hans van Ooyen
 

Inner Sensuality

The images of Hans van Ooyen are reflections of the female inner sensuality. The strong body's with their beautiful perfect shapes, are set up in a highly contrasted undefined scene. 

We can only focus on her, let our eyes touch the body and follow the rounding's closer and closer. Because Van Ooyen often only uses parts of the body in Close-up the experience is even more intense. Sometimes he even leaves out the woman's head, so it becomes almost a generalization of the women's sensuality.

The usage of light, with strong contrast, is very traditional. It gives the images a somewhat darker suspense and makes the model come forward very well. Very original in erotic model photography is the way he uses structures on the soft female skin. He uses textures like feathers, latex, sand and stockings to disturb the shape or on the contrary follow the shape. It ads a graphical touch and pulls the images out of the regular model photo's.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

And So It Goes - The Real Estate Agent

     When I got out of college, I embarked on a mission to find a job doing nothing. It didn't matter what the job entailed, so long as it didn't entail responsibility.

     I stood outside jewelry stores holding jumbo signs. Look at me. Look at me. If I jumped up and down, the owner would slip me a twenty. I felt like the guy who drives the Weinermobile, only without the prestige.

     For a time, I produced “stress balls,” those things you squeeze when you want to shoot someone in the head instead. After all the money my folks spent on tuition, they were pleased to find me on the balcony stuffing balloons with bird seed. Then one night I left the seed outside, and it disappeared to a pack of pigeons.

     The most enlightening work took place at Toops Real Estate, where I spent my weekends. I'm still not sure what my job was there. Mostly, I wrote agent bios.

     If you haven't been to a real estate office, I encourage you to go. Pack a lunch and take the kids. Tell them you're looking to pay cash for your home—they’ll massage your feet throughout the conversation.

     The real estate agent works on commission. Like other percentage pirates, they are never not working. I felt bad for the saps who walked into Toops looking for a home. As soon as the door opened, the scent of commission wafted into the building, exciting a frenzy on the floor. Before the guy could say hello, sixteen agents materialized, business cards in hand.

     Perhaps my view is jaded because I worked alongside the weekend agents. They are the ones who had to make cold calls and call you “sir” (unless you were a woman, in which case that would be awkward). The rookies worked in cubicles because you have to earn your way into an office. If you wanted to know how far you had to go, you consulted the Victory Chart in the break room. It outlined your value as a human being.

     Pierre worked the floor every Saturday, determined to make a million dollars like BJ upstairs. Although Pierre spoke perfect English, he became Pepe Le Pew on the telephone. His call list consisted of people who were French, part-French, or European enough to like a guy named Pierre.

     Beside Pierre sat Harry in his wheelchair. Harry had been climbing the Victory Chart in recent months, so everyone hated him. But only on the inside. The real estate agent is always happy on the outside. People bought houses from Harry because they felt if push came to shove, they could, well, push him over. Harry didn't mind. Rumor had it that he wasn't crippled in the first place.

     Finally, there was Sebastian, who spent his time hitting on me. Like so many others, Sebastian thought I was gay. And he wasn't deterred when I said things like, “Sebastian, I'm not gay.” So it goes.

     Today, Sebastian's mind was on other things: he had just sold a million-dollar shack in Malibu. If Sebastian normally walked on air, now he was scraping the ceiling. He whistled at his cubicle as he finalized the paperwork, then floated past my desk and—with a wink—upstairs to see BJ.

     The agents were in charge of foreplay; BJ did the screwing. BJ made sure the numbers were confusing and that the fine print paid for his Mercedes. He carried himself like a man who couldn't decide between going to the bathroom or doing another line of cocaine. Greed does wacky things to you.

     BJ stepped onto his balcony and announced that Sebastian had just found a special place in his heart.

     “Justin,” he said to me. “Make a note in his bio.”

     I didn't tell him my name is Jason. That's as close as he came to getting it right.

     There's an art to writing the real estate bio. You have to dig for talents like “familiar with community” or “good with numbers” but leave out more obvious traits like “will sleep with your wife if need be.”

     Here is an example, parentheses mine: “During his limited time in the U.S. (27 years), Pierre has become a real estate pundit (oxymoron). He specializes in exotic properties befitting his European lineage (gag me with a spoon)…”

     Here is another: “Harry has sold more homes than any other physically disadvantaged agent in California. With Harry, you won't purchase a lemon—he won't stand for it!”

     Whenever I finished a bio, I had to shower. That must be what it's like to write speeches for the President. I saw what happened behind the scenes. When an agent walked a family into the conference room and drew the shades, you could smell the BS for days. The husband would ask questions about local schools and the climate; the agent would nod and appraise the man's watch.

     It's not entirely the agent's fault; he was commissioned to behave that way.

     Looking back at Toops Real Estate, I thank God that I went to college. It has allowed me to pursue more dignified work. Like stuffing balloons with bird seed. 
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Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Bondage by Eros Boutique
 

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Monday, November 29, 2004

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine.  This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.  He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What should we do about this?"  Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."

2. The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.  So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?"  Bubba replies, "Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw 'em forever!"  The coach went home early one day and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.  His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "That you Bubba?"

3. An obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself was serving a plane's cabin. He came swishing down the aisle and said through the PA, "Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that one of the women hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."  She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."  The flight attendant responded, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put up the tray, Bitch."
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Sunday, November 28, 2004

Blogger Babe - Lisa Marie

Lisa Marie is a sweet, 20 year old, 5’9, 115 lb, White Chick. She has straight, just past the shoulder, light brown / dirty-blonde hair, pretty hazel eyes, a nice smile, nicely shaped 34B boobs with tiny, pink, round nipples, a thin 34-24-34 shape, long legs, the typical tattoo on her lower back, and her pussy is pierced & shaved with just a little landing-strip of mousy-brown pubic hair leading down to her pink lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

I met Lisa Marie through my partner – Big Lou. He had booked her for his own photo shoot, but then had no place to shoot her. So he called me and asked if I wanted to split the shoot with him and more importantly, if he could shoot at my studio. Of course, after seeing Lisa's picture, I said yes.
 

Lisa Marie showed up for the shoot on time and was deffo a pleasure to work with. She was a trooper. I'd shoot her for an hour and then take a rest while Big Lou shot her for the next hour. Then we would switch again. Big Lou and I got to rest every other hour, but Lisa had to work the entire time...well almost - of course she got to rest - Dang, we're not slave drivers. But as I said, she did great, had lots of energy, came up with some good ideas when I ran out and she was ready to shoot as long as we wanted to.
 

In the couple of hours that I had to work with her, we did five different setups including: schoolgirl with plaid mini-skirt, Goth babe dressed in black latex, innocent girl dressed in a pink nighty and masturbating, taking a hot & steamy shower with pink balloons and finally another scene where Lisa masturbates with a dildo and then licks it clean.

After the shoot, I ran into Lisa Marie at an Adult convention. She was working the floor and looking for work. We hugged, laughed and talked for a while saying that we were going to get together and shoot again sometime soon. But of course, we never have… Hmmm, maybe I'll give her a call.
 

If you want to see more of Lisa Marie, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put her up on their sites.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

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