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Friday, November 5, 2004 Friday Fiction - Baroness Bonnie Baroness Bonnie In the Year of our Lady 960, there was revealed a great secret in the land of Erinalba. As an educated man at the academy of Brittance, I was appointed by the local villagers of Gothna to explore the small castle of Baron Vanda Horn. Everybody knew that the lord had been killed by his wife, who supposedly took her own life afterwards.  I arrived at the small castle around sunset since the journey took me half a day by horseback to reach. I hollered at the closed gate but received no reply. Since the air was turning cooler, I dismounted my horse and tried to open the gate. It would not bulge with my strength.  I made a campfire near the castle gate in hopes that someone within would see the smoke of my fire. I ate a few rations and soon grew weary of waiting. I retrieved my coarse woolen blanket and wrapped it around my body. My eyes grew heavy and I soon nodded off to sleep.  I awoke to the sound of my horse running off into the night probably back to Gothna. Something had spooked it but I heard no sound nor had no sense of alarm myself. I peered into the darkness but could not discern anything out of the unusual.  I tried yelling at the gate once again. To my surprise, the gate slowly opened. I quickly entered and the gate closed behind me.  I did not see anyone about in the yard so I went to the main door of the castle. It opened easily and I entered.  I found the main hall deserted and the floor covered with thick dust. I found a lantern and lit it with my tinderbox. With the lantern's light, I explored the first floor of the small castle. My findings were that the dwelling had been deserted for more than a year.  I made my way up the staircase and I heard a creaking of a door. I searched amongst the closed doors and found the third one to my left open. The first thing that struck me as odd was that the window was blocked by wooden planks. Next, I found the large bed was neatly made and no dust was found.  I step inside the room to look at the bed closer.  "Who are you to enter my home?" said a feminine voice behind me.  I turned and saw a brunette beauty wrapped in a black cloak. She appeared to be about the same age as my own twenty years. Her eyes were dark and her skin was of a pale complexion.  "I am Richent of Gothna," I replied. "And I apologize for the intrusion. I was under the impression that this castle was deserted."  "It is except for me," she replied.  "And you would be?"  "Baroness Bonnie Horn."  The name flashed a warning to my mind. The baron and baroness were well into their adult years. This woman was more than half the age that the baroness would have been.  "I'm cold and tired, m'lady," I sighed. "I'm in no mood for games this late into the night."  The woman just smiled and parted the cloak to reveal her body to me. Her womanhood was barely covered by a patch of leather. Her breasts were bare even though she wore a harness with chains. An intricate tattoo was around her belly button. I felt lust in my loins.  "And I am hungry," she said walking toward me.  It was then that I saw that her teeth had grown longer and her eyes were ablaze with bloodlust. I knew that I had no chance for escape. She was between me and the door.  The baroness forced me to sit on the bed. Her strength was indeed great. She kissed my lips with her own ruby red lips. My manhood was growing harder as her tongue flickered in my mouth. She parted our lips only after briefly sucking my tongue.  I knew she was a vampiress and I should be resisting the urge of lust. I found that I could not resist no matter how hard I tried. It was as if my will was being sapped from me.  She ran her tongue down my neck and kissed the skin. My toes were tingling and my gut was tensing up for I knew she would soon bite through the skin. The baroness did not bite my neck much to my surprise.  Instead, she told me to lie back on the bed. I did so and she pulled my trousers down. My manhood was standing to attention before her despite what she was. The baroness smiled mischievously and flickered her moist tongue over my swollen purple head. The sensation was bliss for I had never had a woman other than the regular position.  The baroness grasped the base of my manhood and gently squeezed. The pressure made my manhood grow harder and stiffer not that I needed it. She gently kissed my swollen head before engulfing it into her mouth.  She sucked eagerly at my manhood which drove me insane with delight. I felt my passion growing to new heights. When I felt like I was about to spill my seed, I felt pain shooting from two places. The baroness continued sucking my manhood as I felt two wounds bleeding. The pain was unbearable but the pleasure from her sucking was more great.  I soon shot my seed deep into the baroness's mouth. My energy was spent but she continued to suck. I felt myself growing colder and I begged her to stop.  She stopped sucking and took her lips away from my manhood. I saw the blood on her lips and looked down to my manhood. I saw that it was still erect and there were two puncture wounds on the shaft. Fresh blood was seeping from the wounds.  "You are now mine," the baroness said before wrapping her lips around my manhood once more. She continued sucking the blood from my manhood and I spilled my seed once more. I found myself fighting the darkness. I knew that I would never be the same again if I gave in. I had no choice after spilling my seed a third time from the baroness's sucking. The darkness had won . . .  When I awoke, I found myself in a damp room full of dirt. There was no light source but I found that I no longer needed one. For even though the room was pitch dark, I soon found myself able to see as if a dim lantern was burning.  The room was empty except for me and a bed of dirt. I found the heavy oak door unlocked and left the room. I found myself in an underground hallway with several rooms on each side. The doors had heavy locks on the outside. I gathered from this information that I was in the dungeon underneath the baroness' small castle.  I walked to the end of the hallway and went up the stairs. I had to make this my chance to escape the baroness' clutches. I did not want to know what she planned for my new form. I felt a hunger stab at my stomach as I reached the top of the stairs.  I made my way through the small castle and to the front door. The pain in my stomach was much stronger as I staggered out into the castle yard. The gate was closed but I easily opened it. The moon was full and bright as I made the journey back to Gothna.  I made it back to Gothna with plenty of darkness left. The fact that I was now faster did not weigh heavily on my mind. What did worry me was that I had no idea of how much time passed after I was bitten by Baroness Bonnie. Nor did I know how long I was out afterwards.  I went directly to my small house near the Salmon Tavern. I wrote what happened at the baroness' castle. What I am to do next depends on if I can find a place to spend the day without discovery. When night falls, I will have to satisfy the hunger. Pity the person that I chose for it will not be as pleasurable as it was for me . . .    .

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Thursday, November 4, 2004

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Mental journey

Sometimes images can take you on a mental journey. They are suggesting that what you see is part of a whole undiscovered world. A world where gorgeous creatures are living their lives full of desire. Isn't this what erotic art should be about? Giving us normal living and breathing people an inspirational fantasy?

When you take a closer look at the images you see an artist at work that really knows what he's doing. Lights and shadows are giving the images atmosphere. It hides parts of the subject to leave it to your imagination to complete.

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Wednesday, November 3, 2004

And So It Goes - Can We Talk?

     Joan Rivers got more plastic surgery. She plans on mating with Michael Jackson to create a new species.

     I only mock Joan Rivers because it's fun. She has, after all, built a career on the failings of her peers. I always found it queer for Joan to host the Emmys. Here we find genuinely talented people who have struggled their whole lives to appear on that red carpet, only to have Joan judge them by their clothing.

     “Whoa, whose experiment are you wearing?”

     It is gratifying, then, that Joan's face now bears the brunt of her own judgment. The last facelift tweaked her eyes so badly that you expect her to speak with an accent. Retardarian, perhaps. Sources say that Joan can't even close her eyes on account of a high-proof Botox injection. She just looks perpetually surprised. They say she needs special eye drops to fall asleep at night. The story reads like a myth—woman who spent life scorning others now condemned to sleepless vigilance.

     Joan is not alone. People are flocking to the surgeon in search of self-esteem. Americans spend $6 billion a year on this stuff. That's, like, almost as much as my life savings. So in my ongoing effort to deliver edge-of-your-seat journalism, I decided to visit a plastic surgeon. His big-hair secretary recognized me as “that jerk in the paper.”

     “I'm sorry,” she said, inspecting my face for defects. “Doctor Moreau is too busy to meet with you.”

     She was right. People were filing into the office on a trail of disposable cash. That one came to put hair on; this one came to take it off. She wants smaller ears; he wants a bigger chin. Anything is possible for a price.

     Not one to listen to big-hair secretaries, I sat in the lobby hatching a plan to interview the doctor. To my left was a blond whose breasts were absurdly symmetric and whose waist was concentration-camp thin. She did not make eye contact with anyone who earned less than $100K per year. So it goes.

     Across the room sat a man with a woman's nose right there in the middle of his face. He must have told the doctor, “Give me the Kim Basinger.” Presently, he flipped through a brochure of body parts, deciding what to order next.

     Oooh, the new cheekbones have arrived ... no money down on approved credit.

     The doctor opened the door and called on a woman who had a blue face. No kidding. Raised on Joan Rivers, she decided that she'd rather look like a Smurf than have wrinkles.

     I followed Smurfette into the office and asked the doctor if he could spare a moment. He said that he could not. He didn't have a square to spare. In Room A was a woman who wanted her stomach removed. In Room B was a woman having fat pulled from her rump and injected into her lips (the lengths some women will go to have their husband kiss their ass).

    The secretary overheard me and threatened to call the police. Why does everyone do that? You can't go 5 minutes anymore without someone calling the cops.

     I left the office with just one question: When does a person have enough plastic surgery? Won't there always be something to improve? At what point are we okay as is? I guess that's three questions.

     We can go on tucking and plucking and shifting and lifting until we all look like Ken and Barbie, but we'll be left with the inoperable truth that all the surgery in the world cannot displace our very real need for psychotherapy.

     The reason we can never be too thin is that the ego knows no bounds. Anorexics are dying to prove that. They suffer from an overdose of the dieter in all of us. Joan Rivers has an overdose of that glamour-feeding fiend that needs to be prettier, better, more worthy of the cover of Cosmopolitan. And now she lives in the hell of high-fashion fallout. Every night, as she lies in bed wishing that she could close her eyes, the new comics give it back to her.

     Have you seen Joan lately? What is she wearing? Is that her skin? I think it's two sizes too big...

     That Joan isn't ageing well, is she? She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook...

     I'm not sure what it profits a person to have a perfect face, but I don't imagine it compares to the peace of accepting ourselves exactly the way we are.
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Tuesday, November 2, 2004

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Monday, November 1, 2004

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Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retire and fall asleep quickly. He is in the upper bunk and she is in the lower bunk. At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying: "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're 
married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!" 
After a moment of silence, he farted.

2. A salesman rang the bell at a home, and the door was opened by a nine-year-old boy puffing on a long black cigar.  Hiding his amazement, the salesman asked the young man, "Is your mother home?" 
The boy took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked ashes on the carpet, and asked, "What do you think?"

3. A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, "that tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes." 
The man grabs the doc's arm, "No way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!" 
So the dentist says, "okay, we'll have to go with the gas."
The man replies, "absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas." 
So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "here," he says. "Take this pill."
The man asks "What is it?"
The doc replies, "Viagra." 
The man looks surprised, "will that kill the pain?" he asks. 
"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth!"
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Sunday, October 31, 2004

Blogger Babe - Adrianna Lima

Adrianna Lima is an abso-fucking-lutely hot and gorgeous Babe (with a capital "B"). She's a 19 year old, 5'7, 105 lb Mexican Beauty with long black hair, a completely shaved pussy, a great cum-fuck-me-doggy-style arch, a nice ass, small, but very nice 32A breasts with nice brown nipples and deep, dark eyes that you could just lose yourself in. I know I did. OMG! I so totally fell in love with her. But, the bad part... Come on, you know what it is. She has a boyfriend! Of course she does! A girl like Adrianna is very seldom single and if she is single, she's not that way for long. Aww, too bad for me, but she's very happy in her relationship and even though I wanted to fuck her like there was no tomorrow, I was very respectful of her relationship. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

I saw Adrianna's picture on an agency's website and knew immediately that I wanted to work with her. Not to mention, fall in love with and marry, but as I already mentioned - SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND! Sorry, I just have to keep reminding myself of that. Anyway, I called the agent, and told then that I wanted to set up an interview with Adrianna. A few days later she called - keep in mind at this point I did not know she was happily taken. Anyway, between all the flirting (mostly from me), we set up an interview.

The next day she showed up at my office with an older guy following close on her heels. Needless to say, I was a little disappointed, being that I deffo had the fantasy that she was gonna show up, fall in love with me and we were gonna run off together and live happily ever after... Oh well, back to reality. As she walked into my office, I put my hand out to introduce myself, but fueling my lust even more, Adrianna bypassed my hand gave me a big hug and a passionate kiss on the cheek. Now you might say to yourself, how can a kiss on the cheek be passionate? Trust me... Maybe not in reality, but in my mind in was deffo very passionate. And I will say that blood quickly rushed to my nether-regions. I wanted to pull her into the office, slam the door (locking her companion out) and have my way with her. But, being the professional that I am, I invited her friend in. Come to find out, he was her "Uncle Bodyguard." Smart girl! Yes, she was smart. That kiss already sealed the deal that I would hire her. And I did! Almost before the interview began I told her she had the job. The rest of the interview was just talking with her, finding out all that I can and it was at this time that I found out she was taken. As my heart sank, I put my tongue back in my mouth and wiped the drool out of my pants. Dang, another dream girl taken from me before I got a chance to sweep her off her feet. Oh well, at least I'm gonna see her naked.

Adrianna showed up on time with her Bodyguard Uncle (who spent the entire shoot in my office on the computer surfing the web). Him being on the puter was kewl, it kept him out of the way and the shoot went great. Adrianna was a dream to work with. In less than four hours we shot six complete set-ups including: a schoolgirl scene, three different scenes with pink balloons - one with a black latex bikini, whip and black thigh-high boots, one with pink booty shorts and pink ballet slippers and one taking a shower with the balloons.
 

We then shot a hot masturbation scene on my bed (Mmmmm, I still have not washed my sheets). Usually when we shoot masturbation scenes, it's pretty much all just posing... but not with Adrianna, OMG, she was really getting into it and the whole time she was fingering herself, she was looking straight into my eyes with a look that said "I want you." Well at least that is what I was hoping her look said. And becasue Adrianna was really getting into it (and starring right into my eyes while she did), it was one the hottest masturbation scenes that I've even photographed - Mmmm.
 

And yes, finally, we shot a sleeping girl scene - also very hot. I never realized how sexy a hot sleeping babe could be. Yummy!
 

Anyway, after the shoot, I talked with Adrianna a few times over the phone and also on the computer. I mentioned to her that she really should consider "Mainstream" modeling. And that I'd even help her get into it by shooting pics for her portfolio and hooking her up with some modeling agencies. She said that was what she really wanted to do and that she'd love to work on getting some "real" modeling pics and putting a book together... We said that we were gonna get together soon and do some more shooting, but, as my luck would have it, we never did and she moved out of state to go live with her boyfriend. Lucky Dude! Oh woe is me. But hey, at least I got a got to see her naked AND I got a nice kiss on the cheek.

If you want to see more of Adrianna, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put them up on their sites.
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