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Archived September 5, 2004 - October 2, 2004
Saturday, September 11, 2004
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Thursday, September 9, 2004
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"Vittoria's Lingerie" is a great site. I like everything about it. It has a great look, it's quick loading, very easy to navigate and there're no annoying pop-ups, consoles or other crap to piss you off. And since there's none of that stuff to annoy you, you can spend your time looking at the hot babes, which is actually why you want to go to an adult site in the first place. Right? Right! "Vittoria's Lingerie" has seven galleries with over 300 photos of sexy women and hot teens in (and out of) lingerie, nylons stockings, pantyhose and of course pajamas. If you want it, this adult site pretty much has it. There're Asian, Black, European and Latina Babes. Plus sexy lesbians, pregnant girls and even a computer generated gallery of 3D babes in lingerie & cum-fuck-me pumps. Of course each and every one of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content for you to dream (or cream) over.. And because "Vittoria's Lingerie" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a cybersex newsletter and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.
""REAL"
Amateur Women & Teens" is a site devoted to the Amateur
side of adult porn. The photos are not high quality. Most of the photos
were taken with either a polaroid or a consumer grade digital camera -
which deffo adds to the Amateur look. If you're into "Amateurs" then ""REAL"
Amateur Women & Teens" is deffo the site for you. It has
6 galleries with over 300 Amateur photos PLUS an Amateur Pregnant Gallery.
Of course... all galleries are updated monthly with EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. And
yes, the polaroid pics really are exclusive. I know... because I
shot them. You will only find these photographs on my sites and no where
else on the net!!! I think that makes it kinda kewl :o) The site layout
is very surfer friendly: easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles,
no pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to
a strict minimum. ""REAL"
Amateur Women & Teens" is an Adult
Check GOLD site - which means it's a good deal, has high quality and
also gives you FREE ACCESS to thousands of other Adult
Check sites.
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Wednesday, September 8, 2004
I follow sports not like a rational man but like a physicist seeking the cure for cancer. It relieves in me a need akin to peeing: If I go too long, my sports bladder ruptures, sending toxins through my body. By the time the playoffs begin, I'm in a way. I post the TV schedule on the wall so that everyone understands my availability. Sometimes, though, I have no choice but to tape a game, and that's where the trouble begins. Maxim 1: There is absolutely nothing you can say about a game that will not in some way damage my viewing experience. A friend named Mike—and you know who you are, Mike—brought up the Dodger game in conversation. I told him that I was taping the game and to kindly drop the subject. He did. Right on my biggest fear. “Let's just say that it was a really close game.” You mean close as in the team with 4 will not score if it is 4-2 in the late innings? You mean was as in the game is already over, so the team with 2 will not send the game into extra innings, at which point the game would still be on right now? I recall Mike's retarded eyes as I explained these things. What compels a man to reveal the outcome of a game? It actually pained Mike to keep the score to himself. It was all he could do to relieve the tension by merely telling me how close the game was. So it goes. Now that I'm all worked up, What does it profit a man to know the outcome of a game without having watched it in the first place? If you don't read the book, why inquire about its ending? It's smaller talk than “how's the weather,” and it ruins things for those of us who relish the drama. Another time, I had to tape the Lakers game because I owed my girl a night of merengue. After all, she had cleaned up after me on 6,000 consecutive evenings. In the car, I killed the radio because DJs love to tell the score. Throughout the evening, I abstained from looking at the television. If you've ever taped a game, you know that the score is always on the screen waiting for you to get careless and glance. I drank and danced and, near midnight, grabbed my lady to leave. I had a giddy feeling inside, going home to watch the game. One step out the door, a bouncer called to his buddy, “Hey, who won the Lakers game?” Before I could plug my ears, the other said, “Lakers killed 'em.” And if that schmo weren't 6-foot-15, I would have killed too. I have since boycotted dancing. One more: I was taping the Stanley Cup because I was playing in a hockey game of my own. The rink would be teeming with enthusiasts. People would be talking hockey, the game would be on TV, and I would have to take measures. I arrived wearing squishy ear stopper thingies and a T-shirt reading, I TAPED IT. I didn't make eye contact for fear of people's expression. If someone in a Devils jersey were pouting, that would be too much information. I skated with my ears plugged until I realized that people were shouting for the puck. (I hog the puck sometimes, but only because others can't be trusted with it.) The second I removed the squishies, a referee called to a friend in the stands, “What's the score?” Toxins shot through my body. Admittedly, my neurosis isn't fair to those around me. It isn't pleasant to chat with a guy who forbids you to use any word rhyming with “score.” On the other hand, I've learned some things
about social psychology. For starters, those most likely to divulge the
score of a game are the ones in direst need of gray matter. Mike.
Funny that the people who are always running at the mouth have the least
to say. Most important, I've learned that there are a thousand things that
can go wrong when you tape a game, and you'd be lucky to think of fifty
of 'em.
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Tuesday, September 7, 2004
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Since this week's Blogger
Babe is pregnant, I thought I'd just do a whole pregnant theme... Enjoy!
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Monday, September 6, 2004
PRIZES; 1st Prize - Jesse Jane Autographed Poster, Drowning Pool's "Desensitized" CD & a copy of "NationalNoise" magazine featuring Drowning Pool on the cover & signed by the entire band. 2nd Prize - Jesse Jane Autographed Poster, Drowning Pool's "Desensitized" CD & a copy of "NationalNoise" magazine featuring Drowning Pool on the cover & signed by the entire band. 3rd Prize - Jesse Jane Autographed Poster & Drowning Pool's "Desensitized" CD. 4th Prize - Jesse Jane Autographed Poster & Drowning Pool's "Desensitized" CD. 5th Prize - Jesse Jane Autographed Poster. Honorable Mentions - A smile from us. All prizes will also include possible publication of your entry with a link to your site on Sex Blogger. RULES; 1. E-mail me an interesting story, article or personal adventure that you wrote. It can be fiction, non-fiction, funny, sad, sexual, it can be about Jesse Jane, it can deal with Rock & Roll, girls, boys, fantasy or whatever you choose. Limited to 2000 words or less. And please spell & grammar check your entry. 2. You can also enter "artwork" that you created. It can be a drawing, a painting, a photograph, a sculpture, a video or any other type of art. But keep in mind, since this site is called Sex Blogger, the subject matter of your art should be something having to do with sex. But I am open to all entries. (See rule #5). 3. Do not send me anything having to do with Beastiality, Child Pornography or anything else that is illegal. All e-mails of this nature will be forwarded to the proper authorities. 4. You are welcome to enter as often as you like (within reason). One e-mail per entry. Do not "SPAM" me. All Spam is forwarded to the "Spam Police." 5. Do not attach any type of file. Any e-mail with a file attached will automatically be deleted. If you are entering artwork, please just send me the URL where I can view your entry. 6. Do not send me any "HATE" mail. All "Hate" mail will be forwarded to the proper authorities. 7. Winning entries will be judged my me and my friends. Whatever we feel is the best for what ever reason we want will be the winner. Same for the remainder of the prizes. Our choices - our discretion - plain & simple - no questions asked. 8. All submissions remain your property, but by submitting you are giving me the right to use, re-use, publish & re-publish your entry on Sex Blogger for as long as I want. 9. All winning entries & submissions may or may not be published on Sex Blogger and may or may not include your link or contact information. 10. Contest open to Adults (over the age of 18) only! 11. Friends, relatives, contributing writers & associates of Sex Blogger are eligible to enter. 12. Deadline for all entries is September 30th 2004. 13. Winners will be announced sometime in October 2004. 14. Wining prizes will be mailed only to US addresses. I will do my best to mail out prizes in a timely fashion, but if for some reason you don't receive your prize (lost in the mail or whatever), you have no recourse. If that does happen, all I can say is "sorry". 15. Rules are subject to change. Disclaimer:
This contest is for fun only. This is not an official contest. There is
no cash value associated with the prizes.
Good Luck!
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posted by: Swenson
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1. A guy walks into a bar carrying an 18" alligator. The bartender says, "What do think you're doing? Get that goddamn thing out of here. I don't allow pets in my establishment". The guy tries to explain. "Look he won't cause any trouble. He's well trained and I'll prove it". He then proceeds to put the alligator on the bar and says, "open". The alligator open its mouth and you can see all of its razor sharp teeth. "Now watch this", he says and proceeds to remove his penis through his zipper and lays his balls gently onto the alligator's teeth. He then orders a beer and proceeds to drink it. All the while the alligator keeps its mouth open and nothing happens. After finishing the beer the man gently removes his penis and puts it back into his pants. He then says, "close" and the alligator closes its mouth. "You see he is perfectly trained. He would do that for anybody. Does anyone want to try?" After looking around he finally here a drunk whose sitting at table say "Sure I'd like to try. But I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long." 2. The waitress walks up to one of her tables and is shocked to see three Japanese men, all sat there masturbating violently. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" she screams. One of the Japanese guys looks up and says, "Well, it says on the menu, First come, First served!" 3.
A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will
I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take
you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you
will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist,
got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting
more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once
they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped
a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning
the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick
mummy, take off the bandage so that I will be able to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all
the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they
were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To
which the mother replied, "April fool!"
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Sunday, September 5, 2004 Annie is this week's "Blogger Babe" and yes, she is deffo very pregnant - nine months worth. She's a 19 year old, 5'7, cute, girl-next-door, half white, half Latina babe with the typical tattoo on her lower back. She has short mousy-brown hair, a nice friendly smile, 34C milk-swollen tits with big brown nipples and a hairy, pregnent-swollen, pussy (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic). I saw Annie's pic in an agent's book and of course I immediately called my partner - Big Lou, and told him about her. We decided to shoot her as soon as we could. I mean, come on... this babe is nine months pregnant and who knows when she will actually go into labor. I asked the agent to have her call me and within a day I was talking with her. The next day she showed up (on time) for the interview. We immediately hit it off and ended up talking for about an hour or so. You know, about all kinds of stuff... Anyway, I booked her for a shoot the following day. Annie showed up (on time) for the shoot and we immediately got to work.
Thinking about her being pregnant, I slowed down the pace of the shoot
- so as not to wear her out. But she was deffo a trooper and in about two
hours we actually got a lot done; schoolgirl, cheerleader, voyeur and,
of course, one of my favorite things to shoot now - sleeping girl.
After we did the sleeping girl scene we then shot Annie in lingerie with a dildo. That was kinda interesting because at first she was just licking the toy and rubbing it on the outside of her vagina. The I asked if she could do a little more with it - like stick it a little ways inside of herself. No sooner than I had asked - "Schlooup!" She slid it in to the hilt. Dang! First thing I thought was "be careful, you're gonna poke the baby in the eye"... LOL! Right after we finished that set-up, we took a break for lunch. While eating, I found out that she has a few friends in the adult biz and that she also does girl/girl. So of course Big Lou and I immediately had the same thought. We asked her if she was able to do a g/g shoot now (as in right now) and if she had any friends that would be interested in shooting with her. Within an hour, this cute, really tiny, very young looking, 18 year old, 4'11, 85 lb, Asian, Porn Star, girl named Kitty was standing nude in my studio and ready for a g/g shoot with Annie. Kitty has long reddish-brown hair, a completely shaved and pierced pussy, a great cum-fuck-me-doggy-style arch, a really tiny, tiny butt and absolutely no tits what-so-ever. She says that they are a 32A, but even that would be pushing it. She just has nipples and nothing else. Yes, Kitty's really cute, but, she's actually a little too young looking for my taste. As I always do before shooting, I had to check her ID's (plural). She's so young looking that I actually had to double and triple check her ID's. Yup, she really is 18!!! And she's also married! Married! Can you believe that? Dang! 18 year old porn girl and she is already married. Wow! Oh, BTW, Kitty will be next week's "Blogger Babe." Anyway, we continued with the shoot... In the next two hours we shot
Kitty by herself as a schoolgirl and a sleeping girl. Then we then shot
Kitty and Annie together as Lesbian Schoolgirls, in lingerie, in Goth outfits
with thigh-high boots and finally in a nice hot and relaxing bubble bath.
That was a lot of fun. Wish that I could have joined them. Hmmmm... I love
bubble baths...
We finished the shoot a little over the scheduled time but we got a heck of a lot done. I haven't talked to either girl since then, but, because both of them know a lot of adult models, I will deffo be calling them soon to get some names. Always looking for new models - Hint! Hint! If you want to see more of Annie & Kitty, you're just gonna have
to wait until I put them on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or
until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put them up on their sites.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph! I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o) Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o) Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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Comments & Opinions I would love to hear from you. Please e-mail
me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
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