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Saturday, August 28, 2004

I'd Hit It!

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Friday, August 27, 2004 Friday Fiction - For A Good Cuz For A Good Cuz That summer my friends couldn't agree on much. Music sports, cars, we'd argue about almost anything. We'd even argue about girls, though none of us really knew much about them. When it came to girls, though, my friends could all agree on one thing... my sister Jeannie was hot! Jeannie was a cheerleader that year. Her long, blonde hair flowed down over her healthy sized tits. When she wore a tight sweater or blouse, men drooled and boys were hypnotized. In her cheerleading outfit, flashing her sexy legs and cute butt, she could give a saint a hard-on.  Our rooms were next door to each other. There was a door between the rooms but it had been locked as long as I could remember. I'm not even sure our parents knew where the key was.  The previous year I had learned a lovely little trick. If I shut off all the lights in my room, I could look into Jeannie’s room from a crack in the door.  I usually didn't get to see much but sometimes I'd catch her undressing. Those tingling, little glimpses were enough to keep bringing me back to the door. Sure, she was my sister but I wasn't exactly getting to see too many naked girls in those days.  When our cousin Denise came to stay with us for a week that summer, I was thrilled. She was going to be sharing Jeannie’s room. Denise was almost as hot as Jeannie. They were both wearing their hair long and blonde that summer. They looked identical from the back. Denise had more freckles, slightly smaller tits and a goofier smile. She was friendly to me but hung out with Jeannie so I didn't much of her the first few days. Then, one magic night, I got to see plenty of her.  I was on my bed reading when I heard the giggling next door. It was pretty late but they must have just got in. I clicked off my light and listened in the dark. I couldn't tell what they were saying, just hear an occasionally muffled giggle. After a few minutes, I quietly moved to the door. I could see Denise sitting on the bed in just her bra and panties. The light blue cotton looked great on her tanned body. Jeannie was out of my view but I could see Denise whispering something and gesturing for Jeannie to come to bed. I saw Jeannie leap into bed, her breasts bouncing in her white bra and then, click, lights out. I stayed at the door a moment, disappointed that the show was over so quickly.  I was just turning away from the door when I saw the light go back on and heard Denise's voice.  “I want to see you this time.”  I turned back to the door and saw Jeannie put her fingers to Denise's lips. They were side by side on the bed, their beautiful young bodies intertwined. I couldn't believe my eyes. My sister was making it with my cousin! I was so shocked it took me a moment to realize that they each had a hand in each other's panties.  When their arms began to move, I realized they were stroking each other's pussy. Denise leaned forward and kissed Jeannie’s neck. Jeannie laid back a bit and spread her long, firm legs a bit wider. Denise's hand dug deeper into my sister's white panties. Jeannie let out a soft moan and dug her hand deeper into my cousin's blue panties. Denise rolled back a bit and spread her own sexy legs. They went on this way for a while. Side by side, each girl's blonde hair cascading on her pillows as her hips moved in rhythm with the hand and fingers inside her panties. Their eyes were closed, their mouths were open and occasionally I heard stifled moans escape their lips. I'm pretty sure they were afraid of waking me with their mutual masturbation. I know they didn't want to wake my folks.  But, I was awake and, by now, my cock was alert. My eyes were glued to the door as Denise rolled forward and stared into Jeannie’s eyes. For a moment all I could see was Denise's wiggling little butt and the impression of Jeannie’s fingers sliding inside the now damp panties. I was hoping they'd take off their underwear, though I couldn't complain. Even with blue cotton fabric stretched across them, Denise's cute; pear shaped buttocks was a fine sight.  Suddenly, my wish was granted. I watched Denise undo her bra and throw it in the corner. Her hips slowly lifted and she peeled off her panties. I couldn't see Jeannie’s fingers but what I could see of Denise's naked back and shapely ass more than made up for the lack. When Denise rolled back onto her side I could see that Jeannie was also naked. When they hugged, their firm tits pressed against each other. They stared a moment into each others eyes, their legs intertwined and they slowly slid one hand down to each other's pussy as the other gently grabbed a delicious tit. They pressed their sexy young bodies together as their hands began a frantic dance inside their golden pussies. Arms pumped with increasing motion and they tried to press together even tighter. Their heads were on each other's shoulders; I could see Denise's cute face contorted with sexual desire. She was biting her lip to keep from making too much noise but both girls were now breathing pretty hard and couldn't keep from letting little groans escape.  Their tight bodies were now rocking together, a light layer of sweat made their muscles gleam as they strained together, their pumping arms were almost a blur as they urged each other closer and closer to the orgasm both of them were straining towards. Finally I saw Jeannie’s hips began to buck spastically. This must have set my cousin off because she began thrusting and jerking her hips. Denise almost seemed to be crying as the two sexy bodies twitched against each other on the bed. When the twitches stopped they just sprawled exhausted for a moment, two sleek blondes drained and happy. My sister broke the spell by reaching over to shut out the light. I heard a few more muffled giggles but couldn't hang by the door much longer.  I grabbed some Kleenex and slid into my bed to take care of some very important business of my own.

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Thursday, August 26, 2004

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The Wisdom of Andy Rooney

     A friend of mine sent me a "chain email" claiming to contain the common sense words and wisdom of Andy Rooney (a 60 Minutes commentator). Now, I don't really know if Andy Rooney said the following because I didn't actually see him say it with my own eyes. If these are not his words then I apologize for the continued promotion of his name with this "chain email", but if these are his words, then Kudos to him...
 

     I deffo like his point of view, so I'm passing it on...
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Wednesday, August 25, 2004

And So It Goes - PMS

     It all started one day when my wife was inspecting herself with a heavy brow in the bathroom mirror.

     Passing by en route to nowhere special, I said, “No one looks good from two inches away.”

     Pretty clever, huh?

     She looked at me as she might a dog leaving the cathouse. I wanted to apologize but checked myself. Obviously, words weren't working for me. I didn't know that she had been gazing into a carnival mirror filled with oozing blemishes and mustaches that grow before your eyes.

     Like a woman from her deathbed, she said, “Who mentioned anything about looking good?”

     Voiceover: Enter Jason Love, an unsuspecting male who didn't check his calendar, for if he had, he'd understand that he just stepped into ... his wife's period.

     Now, my wife's monthly call has never been trying. She gets grumpy for a few days and says some things that she had been meaning to say the rest of the month, but her period is largely uneventful. It's more of a comma, really. I, for one, appreciate her stability and am delighted to wake to her smile.

     Okay, all schmoozing aside, let me tell you that lately this woman has begun to answer to a force greater than logic. She is standing at the gate of some hormonal unreality that I must befriend as I would an evil stepson. The 4-day period has given way to longer, more bizarre periods that sometimes run into each other. Ellipses?

     Following the bathroom mirror incident, I found my wife crying in the den.

     “What's wrong?” I asked.

     “It's just so sad.”

     “What, honey?”

     She waved with her Kleenex at the television, where I saw a commercial for Bank of America. I turned back slowly to see if she was kidding. She was not.

     Voiceover: Our friend didn't know how he stepped into this world or, more important, how to step out. All he could do was step carefully.

     That night, my darling was reading a novel. Good. Very safe. Very ... distant. Little Women. Hmm. Never read that one. Hope it's about smiling.

     I pulled out my own book—Sanity for Dummies—and sank into the sofa. At which point I heard ripping. I turned to find my wife wrenching pages from her book. She smiled as if she were kidding, but the fact remained. She started to cry. Or laugh. I couldn't tell which.

     “Honey?” I said.

     “I don't LIKE Amy. I wish she'd just DIE. I want Laurie and Jo to be happy together. I'm ripping out all the pages so the book ends that way...”

     Voiceover: Jason looked at the woman, looked at the scraps of paper on the floor, then looked squarely into the void that used to be his sense of reason.

     “I'm sorry, honey. If it makes you feel better, it's not a true story.”

     Bad move. Her eyes opened wide. She stared either at me or at some unsightly stain on the wall behind me. I knew I should have just nodded. So it goes.

     I put my arm around the poor girl, but she was devastated by the outcome of this story. I patted her back and empathized. If the guys had seen me, they'd kick me out of The Man Club. My wife struggled to reject my embrace even as I held tighter, and she made hmph noises to question the sincerity of my efforts. I hung in there.

     Eventually, she stopped crying. I had reached her. She sniffled and told me how kind I was. She giggled at a memory. I felt like a captain steering his barge away from the edge of the world. She said that I have a pretty smile and that sometimes she gets lost in my eyes. I snuggled into the thought. This time, however, I was supposed to respond.

     “Don't you think I look good?” she said.

     I'm a wreck, I tell you. I just can't take it anymore. I've got intestinal problems. I can't sleep. I'm on the toilet at 3 a.m. with insomnarrhea.

     And I'm here to dispel a myth: women are not the only ones who suffer from PMS. A man rides the same roller coaster every inch of the way, only without cramps. I mark my own calendar with four red X’s every month, and although I just made it through this month, I already fear the next. In a sense, I suffer from perpetual menstrual syndrome.

     Voiceover: And so it goes for our weary soldier, who finally realizes that he, too, is prey to PMS but who, if he's smart, won't mention it again any time soon.
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Tuesday, August 24, 2004

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Monday, August 23, 2004

Vamp - Acquanetta
 

July 17, 1921 - August 16, 2004

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. The train was traveling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper.  The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me fuck you for a dollar?" "Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper.  A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me fuck you for a million dollars?"  After a brief pause, the woman replied "yes, I suppose I would." Again the man returned to his newspaper.  A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me fuck you for five dollars?"  "Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl do you take me for?" "We've already established that" replied the man, "We're just haggling over the price!"

2. One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.  The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!"  The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit."  The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval.  The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it."  So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."  So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.  The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"

3. A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window.  Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks. "Yes," the woman says, "you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer." "That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman.  He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."
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Sunday, August 22, 2004

Blogger Babe - Audree Jaymes

Audree's a 20 year old, 5'3, 109 lb, very sexy, dark chocolate Black Babe with tender, smooth skin, a nice smile, nice lips and not so innocent bright eyes. She has a hot 32DD-24-32 body. And yes, OMG, her tits are real. And yes, they are so gorgeous; big, round, firm and perfectly shaped with nice dark-brown nipples. Yum! Yum! Yum! Audree also has a flat stomach, nice legs, a beautiful, round, bubble butt and a completely shaved, very dark & luscious pussy (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

It is kind of a strange story with Audree... I have written about her a few times... Click Here to read the last time I wrote about her and Click Here to read my impressions of the first time I met her.

Anyway, an agent sent Audree's pic to me and as soon as I saw it I deffo knew that she would be great for a shoot. I got her number, gave her a call and set up an interview. I don't want to write everything about the interview again so, Click Here to read about the interview (if u have already clicked the above links - no need to click this one. It's the same link).

Audree showed up for the shoot. Late, but at least she showed up. The shoot went good. Of course it went good, she has great boobs... Yeah, yeah, I know... I keep talking about them. But dang, they really are one of the best pair of tits I have ever seen. And after shooting them all day, their image is permanently burned into my brain. LOL. Anyway, the shoot did go well... We flirted, joked, talked and got a lot of work done. It exactly 4 hours we shot 9 different set-ups including; cheerleader (sweet but very naughty), schoolgirl (with a big red rubber ball), lingerie, a cute little outfit with flames, a leopard outfit, a few voyeur scenes and finally a Goth outfit (with black 6 inch heels, black, sheer stockings and lots of PVC).

After the shoot, we talked about getting together and doing some more pics (both adult and non-adult), but... "Big Surprise" I have not heard from her. Oh well... At least I have the memory of her Double D's burned into my retinas.
 

If you want to see more of Audree, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put her up on their sites. Which probably won't be long... Her sets are selling (like I knew they would) very well.
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