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Saturday, August 21, 2004

I'd Hit It!

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Friday, August 20, 2004 Friday Fiction - First Gear First Gear After parking his wife's practically new minivan away from all the other cars, the shade of the mall's parking garage was a relief from the summer sun. Dave bent down to get his receipt.  He knew the store wouldn't take back the wrench without it.  Sitting up, he saw some little black Honda had just pulled alongside and blocked his door. Jerk off, Dave thought.  Looking down, he saw blonde, luxurious hair splayed across the nude midriff of a hairy guy.  The guy had his tee shirt pulled up to his chest and his pants around his knees. The blonde was already involved in giving a guy a serious blowjob.  Dave wasn't sure what to do, but watching her lick and suck was making him horny.  He imagined her hair gently caressing his belly as she licked his balls and stroked his cock.  He knew that he was supposed to return the wench and come right home, but being blocked in made it a different story.  He couldn't help watching as the girl sucked on the head of the guy's cock while gently fingering his balls.  He watched the guy's hips rise slightly to meet her mouth; he heard the guy groan.  She looked good.  Dave hadn't seen anything but lovely locks and manicured hands.  Still, she looked like she knew how to give a blowjob, and she looked like she enjoyed it.  As she sucked her guy's schlong, she began to strip.  Her mouth still in place, she unbuttoned her blouse and slowly stripped it off.  "Oh Baby, yeah.  You look so good, you feel so good.  Keep going," the guy said.  She slipped out of the blouse and rubbed her breasts against his thigh.  "Oh Baby, your titties are so nice."  He reached forward and cupped a boob in one hand, fondling it.  She sucked and played with him, running her fingernails over his balls and the shaft of his cock while she worked the head with her tongue.  Then she would dive deep; his dick would almost disappear into her mouth as she grabbed both balls in one hand and gently squeezed.  Dave couldn't take anymore; he slid the driver's seat back and reclined two notches. A boring Saturday, blocked in the van and a little porn show going on outside his window, he figured what the hell.  He unbuckled his jeans, picked his ass off the seat, and slid them down to his ankles. He wriggled into a better viewing position and slowly massaged his own cock as he watched.  The girl put her mouth over the head of his cock; propped herself up on one arm, and with the other undid her shorts.  The guy, taking his queue, slipped the shorts down to her ankles where she just stepped out of them. Her narrow waist and shiny black thong framed her bubble butt, making it look She quickly got back to a full contact blowjob, as the guy began rubbing her huge, almost naked ass.  Dave's cock sprung to full attention when he saw the lush, round butt squirming beneath the caresses of the guy's hand.  The more he stroked her, the more she pushed her ass toward his hand.  He watched as the guy's hand slipped beneath the lycra thong.  At first it was a finger here and there, just rubbing the top of her ass crack.  As she pushed her ass against his hand.  He slipped his fingers deep under the thong with one hand and then with both hands began to strip it off.  He slid the sides over her wide, round hips.  She kept sucking him has she wiggled her thighs out of the thong and let it slide down to he feet.  With the skimpy cloth tucked in her toes, she bent her knees up to her ass and let the guy pluck the skimpy thong from between her toes and hang it on the rearview mirror.  Dave began stroking full bore; his cock was rock hard, he could feel the veins popping as he stroked.  An SUV pulled up beside the minivan on the passenger's side. Dave slowed his stroke and looked over.  In the driver's seat, looking into his van was an attractive middle-aged woman.  She looked, and then looked again.  Dave's heart pounded.  He was done for.  He figured that she would get his plate number, turn him in to security or the police, and it would be the most humiliating experience of his life.  Instead, the woman did something completely unexpected.  She stretched out her middle finger and slowly stuck it in her mouth. She made exaggerated sucking motions before she slowly pushed her finger below the doorsill.  He watched the pumping movement of her shoulder; he imagined her wet finger sliding aside some silky briefs and diving into the depths of her hot, wet cunt.  It made him all the more hard knowing that she was watching him jerk off and was playing with herself.  He lifted his hips slightly so that she could get a better look while she masturbated.  He slowed his stroking and tightened his grip; his cock head turned a dark purple.  Dave knew he was getting ready to spew.  Looking down into the Honda, he could see the guy stiffen as the girl sucked the sperm from the back of his balls.  The guy wailed; his hips bucked and he slapped girl's ass, something she obviously enjoyed.  Knowing he'd get nothing like that, Dave turned his attention to his peer, the older brunette in the SUV.  She looked him straight in the eye and sucked the breath right out of him.  He couldn't believe his luck; he couldn't believe how bold she was.  He looked directly into her eyes and felt the electricity that bursts through the body when two strangers lock eyes.  This time he practically dared her to look away; this time she didn't.  He saw nothing of her movements, but stayed locked with her gazed.  He head leaning against the headrest rolled back and forth.  Her dark red lips parted. As she breathed harder and harder, he got harder and harder.  Still, Dave kept his eyes fixed on hers.  He felt like he knew what she wanted and what she felt.  He was wet; the head of his cock and the palm of his hand were sticky with pre-cum.  He tightened his grip and felt the bulging veins in his cock ripple beneath his hand as he stroked.  When she looked away from his eyes, it was only to watch him masturbate.  As he heard a moan from the woman, he saw her shoulders shiver.  A blob of cum flew from the end of his cock and plopped onto the steering wheel.  A quick glance to the SUV and the woman was still staring, watching, waiting for him to cum.  Dave had this momentary fantasy that she would climb out of the truck and into his van and suck his balls right through his dick, like the girl had done to the guy in the Honda. He stroked faster, he felt the hot load push from the base of his cock and cum jumped from his dick onto the plastic carpet mats. Dave looked over at the woman.  She flashed a quick smile, dropped the SUV into gear and drove off.

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Wednesday, August 18, 2004

And So It Goes - My Bidding Disorder

     I love garage sales. I'm one of those freaks who maps out the sales on Friday night, then wakes up at 6 a.m. with an uneasy feeling that someone else is buying his stuff. The early worm gets the rubbish.

     Recently, I stumbled on a garage sale bigger than Texas. It is called Ebay. (Yes, I have been living in a cave.)

     Here, at one convenient location, is all the junk you could ever want, a worldwide block sale open 24 hours a day. My head reeled the way it does when I stand on the roof wondering if the neighbors can hear me singing.

     It started with a simple search for headphone music. I typed the words workout tapes and voilà—342 matches. I felt like a brat beneath the tree on Christmas morning: presents for miles and every one calling my name.

     I registered a username, created a password, and proceeded to bid my brains out.

     After rounding out my music collection, I decided to do some birthday shopping, a little something for the people who have to put up with my BS full-time.

     For my wife, I found a brand new Scooby Doo watch for five dollars! Man, it was a good day. I cranked the volume on Walkman and bid $7.75 just to be safe.

     The auction would end in 26 minutes, so I broke for lunch.

     When I returned 25 minutes later, my bid stood strong. Scooby was all mine. As I daydreamed about the hero I would be in presenting this gift, I HAD MAIL. I checked the inbox and found a message from Ebay—someone had outbid me for the watch.

     You're kidding! What kind of person would do that to a girl on her birthday?

     I stormed back to raise my bid, where I found the following message: This auction is closed. Winning bidder is ahole@hotmail.com.

     My jaw dropped. My knuckles whitened. My eyes puffed out the way they do when the Kings lose in overtime. Could he do that, just wait until the last second and outbid me?? If I were sick, I would have sent him a virus.

     I contacted Ebay, and they said that bidders were permitted to do that. Any ahole could do it!

     At which point I lost my mind. I scoured Ebay for new and better presents. I tracked down Scooby blankets, Scooby calendars, Scooby snacks. I bid on everything with a beat this and a take that. I bid on items I didn't even want just so other people couldn't have them.

     Recovering from my fugue, I felt compensated, as if my ego had finished a seventeen-course meal. I had outbid the whole wide world.

     Then something curious happened: YOU'VE GOT MAIL, YOU'VE GOT MAIL, YOU'VE GOT-YOU’VE-GOT-YOU’VE GOT MAIL...

     I was winning bids left and right. I won lunch pails and back scratchers, a shot glass signed by Elvis, a pair of used panties. The calculator said that I owed more money than I would earn this year, plus shipping. So it goes.

     Invoices poured in telling me where to send my checks. Some offered PayPal. Others demanded money orders. I was comatose, a man lying naked in the zoo after consuming all the other animals beneath a full moon. There was only one thing to do: I pretended it was all a bad dream the way my dad did the night I was conceived. I logged off and didn't look back.

     A month later ... 162 messages waited for me. They began as introductions and friendly reminders, then worked themselves into threats about my reputation and ultimately to attacks on my lineage.

     Then came the notice from Ebay. It was flagged not with an exclamation point but with a skull-and-crossbones.

     The following people have reported that you won their auction but failed to pay. Because you have not responded to our repeated e-mails, we have labeled you a Non-Paying Bidder (NPB) and canceled your membership to Ebay.

     That was that. I was an NPB. Banned from Ebay. They posted my face on the register with a sign reading, “Do not take bids from this man.”

     I didn't mean it. It's just that there were so many other bidders. And no matter how early I woke up, the sun was already rising elsewhere in the world.

     I'd tell you about the threat I received and the curse placed on my firstborn child, but I'm busy right now—in 3 minutes, I'll be the proud new owner of a camcorder at Ubid.
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Monday, August 16, 2004

Vamp - Anna May Wong
 

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Three Jokes

1. A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity.  They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom, and when the guy walks in the door he notices all these fluffy toys. There's hundreds of them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf and window sill, there's more on the floor, and of course fluffy toys all over the bed. Later, after they've had sex, he turns to her and asks, ''So, how was I?''  She says, ''Well, you can take anything from the bottom shelf.''

2. Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? 
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. 

3. This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!"  The second bull is to be sold, "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."  Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's 10 times a month. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.  The third bull is up for sale, "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"  The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?"  The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, "Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"
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Sunday, August 15, 2004

Blogger Babe - Jaye Vampira

Jaye Vampira is petite, 20 year old, 5’ tall, 100 lb, Asian, Goth, Vamp. She has long, waist-length “Death-Black” hair, dark & innocent brown eyes, really sexy and full, nicely shaped, pouty “bedroom” lips, a hot 34-24-33 figure with really nice, round & full “B” cup boobs, tan nipples, a flat, very kissable, stomach, a round & firm butt, a great “cum fuck me doggy-style arch,” and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful dark brown lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

I saw Jaye's photos on an on-line modeling website. OMG, what a hot little POA (piece of ass)! I noticed that in her portfolio it said that she was interested in mainstream modeling AND in adult modeling. Of course I was interested in her AND interested in shooting her – adult, non-adult, didn't matter. I just wanted to meet and photograph her. 

Meet her because; I thought she had a great look, a hot bod, sexy lips, great tits, beautiful hair… Not to mention, but I will anyway… she was young, petite, Asian (yes, we all know I have a thing for Asian girls) and she was Goth. Yes, I have a thing for Goth girls as well… No, no, no, not the typical, black lipstick, black nails, angst ridden, chubby, anti-social, sociopath, cutter girls… I'm talking about the cute, hot & sexy Goth Babes. Yes, I deffo have a thing for them and yes, they are few and far between, but they are out there – case in point – Jaye Vampira. Mmmm…

Photograph her because; Read the above paragraph. Do I need any more reason? Ok, yeah I do… The reason, besides being a fucking “Hottie” is that… whether we shoot adult, non-adult and/or both, we are going to get some great pics. That is the reason – all about the art. Well… that and the possibility of… well, you figure it out.

I contacted Jaye and we immediately hit it off. No need for an interview. I knew, even though she was not a professional that she would show up for the shoot and she would be professional. And yes, so would I – Dang! During out conversation we talked about shooting both adult and non-adult and decided to go ahead and schedule an adult shoot first – even though she had never done any type of adult modeling. Part of me wanted to do an adult shoot with her, but part of me didn't want to and I didn't think that she should be getting into the adult biz and I tried to make this clear to her… But she said that she wanted to… I stressed to her many times that this would be an Adult shoot, not hardcore, but open leg, masturbation, etc... She still wanted to. I told her that the photos would be sold as “content” and would be all over the internet and would be forever. She still wanted to. Big sigh… Moral dilemma… OK, I gave into my darker side and set up an adult shoot – but not without stressing that we were also going to do some non-adult pics at a later date. She agreed! But wait there was a catch on her part. She wanted to bring a chaperone to the shoot. Ok, no problem on my part, it's pretty standard. I asked who she was going to bring. She told me that she was going to bring her 19 year old cousin - who was also a model…

OK, have to stop here for a moment… Where do you think my thoughts went? Rhetorical question. You know dang well where they went – right into the gutter… So of course I had to ask. Would your cousin be interested in doing a shoot? More importantly… doing a girl/girl shoot with you? Jaye said that she would be into it, but she would have to ask her cousin. OMG, my mind went into overdrive. I didn't even know what the cousin looked like and already I “tented.” But wait… I really need to think about this… Think about what?... Think about this… I don't even know what she looks like… Does it matter?... Yes! No! I don't know… I'm not thinking clearly… I had to ask Jaye what she looked like. Jaye gave me the URL to her website and I immediately looked her up. My heart fluttered. Her cousin was a total babe. I was in love again. Wait… I'm in love with Jaye. Wait… Am I in love with Jaye? Of course I am. I'm in love with every girl. Jim Morrison comes to mind – “Hello, I love you. Won't you tell me your name? Hello, I love you. Let me jump in your game.” Am I getting involved in a love triangle – with cousins, no less?... Dang! What to do?... How about stopping this stupid inner dialogue and get on with the shoot?... Ok, good idea… Thanks… Don't mention it… Shut up… OK!

Jaye called me the next day to confirm the shoot and to let me know that her cousin loves my photography and wants to work with me. Woo-Hoo! But (there's always a "but"), she's not interested in doing ANY adult work. Ok, that's kewl. I can deal with that.

Beautiful Jay Vampira and her gorgeous cousin showed up the following day for the shoot. After introductions, we did the mandatory paperwork and the three of us talked while Jaye got ready. OMG, I could not fall in love any deeper even if I was tripped. I did not know which girl to flirt with more. Jaye was a sultry vamp and the cousin was a total sweetie and… What? You're married?!? Are you serious? Why?... Opps, that was rude to say… But true. Why would a hot 19 year old babe like her be married? Ok, another rhetorical question. Dang, I'd marry her! Ok, the decision is made. Jaye will get more of my attention now – LOL.

Onto the shoot: Like 99.99% of my shoots, it went really, really good. Well, that is until Jaye's cell phone rang and she just had to answer it. Her attitude got a little darker, so I gave her a robe and gave her some privacy while she talked with whoever it was on the other end. The cousin and I talked and ten minutes later we were still talking. Jaye's conversation started to get a little heated. The cousin and I talked for another ten minutes. I found out that Jaye was talking with her ex... EX? Woo-Hoo! Things might be looking up – hehehe, Dang, I am soooo bad sometimes… Jaye got dressed and, while now arguing on the phone, left my studio, went outside, sat on the steps and continued her conversation for another 30 minutes. I would not usually let this happen during a shoot, but it seemed important to Jaye and besides, I had a nice talk with the cousin – we actually set a date to get together and shoot some nice artistic pics. 

After another few minutes I asked the cousin to go tell Jaye that we really needed to get back to work. She did and a few minutes later, Jaye came back in – hating all men! So of course, I had to put on my best behavior, so Jaye would know that NOT all men (namely me) are assholes… I think I convinced her… Riiiight!

Back to the shoot: The rest of the shoot went really well and we got a lot done. Jaye was wonderful to work with. She knew how to pose and she knew how to work the camera. In less than 4 hours (including her time on the phone) we did 9 different set-ups including: cheerleader, three different Goth scenes, voyeur and a webcam scene. We then did a very hot & very sexy bondage scene where Jaye was blindfolded and bound by a metal posture bar with leather collar & leather wrist restraints. The Posture Bar was supplied by Eros Boutique. Yes, this is a plug for Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual pleasures. Check it out - Eros Boutique. 
 

And finally, we did a sleeping girl scene. As I mentioned with Blogger Babe – Jade Moore, I really like shooting the sleeping girl stuff. Mmmm…
 

After we finished shooting, the three of us sat around, talked and flirted for awhile. We set some dates to shoot some non-adult photography and they they left. Over the course of the next few weeks I talked to Jaye and her cousin quite a few times, but we have not gotten together yet. My fault… I have been very busy. Yeah, yeah… I know, that's not a good excuse… but it's a real excuse. Anyway, hopefully sometime in the next few weeks (or so), my schedule will clear and I will be able to get together with Jaye, the cousin and/or both of them to do some more shooting.

If you want to see more of Jaye Vampira, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put her up on their sites.
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