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Saturday, August 6, 2005

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I believe that this photo was done in the late 1890's - WOW!. I know, I know... The photo looks a little too posed and unnatural, but the photographer was deffo going for the style of the "Old Masters'" paintings... so in that aspect, it is a pretty good photograph. Ok, let's get past the artistic qualities of this pic. Look at the model. She is a babe. She has long, dark hair, a nice profile, full "pouty" lips, small, but very nice boobs, a gorgeously tiny waist, a trimmed pussy and nice legs. Mmmm... Antique erotica...
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Friday, August 5, 2005 Friday Frights - Witch Doctor Witch Doctor --- One ---  In the oldest part of New Orleans, there lived an old black man. People for several generations have called him Papa Jimbo and even he has forgotten his real name. He was sought when somebody wanted a charm for protection or a love potion. For a small fee, Papa Jimbo could make anything happen.  So it was no surprised when Ricky showed up at his small dingy apartment one day in late September. The young man was nervous at seeing the old man but he insisted that it was very important. Ricky was in early twenties and looked like a clean-cut all-American white boy.  "You have the price that we agreed on over the phone?" Papa Jimbo asked.  Ricky nodded and fished into his jean pocket for a large wad of bills.  "Three hundred," he replied. "Are you sure you can do this?"  The old man nodded and took the money. He reached for a bottle that was on the table next to him. "Take this and rub it in once a day," Papa Jimbo said as he handed Ricky the bottle. "No more than once a day no matter how pleasing the results are. You must not rush the process."  Ricky took the bottle and noticed it was an old beer bottle that had the label peeled off. On a piece of masking tape was written: ENLARGER.  "Thank you, Papa Jimbo," Ricky said before he turned and left.  --- Two ---  As soon as Ricky returned to his college dorm room, he stripped and looked at his pathetic two-inch penis. He poured some of the creamy white liquid from the bottle he had gotten from the old black witch doctor. Ricky's dick tingled as he rubbed it on. It felt cool and warm at the same time.  Ricky couldn't help but masturbate as his penis started growing hard. Instead of growing an additional inch as usual, his dick instantly shot to three inches. It was also thicker than before.  "Damn shit actually works," Ricky moaned as he increased his pumping.  He soon shot his load onto a worn-out sock. The climax was so unbelievable and intense that he couldn't wait to see Lisa tomorrow night. Boy, did he have a surprise for her.  --- Three ---  Ricky went through the next day's classes much happier than he had ever been before. His afternoon job of stocking a local store's shelves seemed to drag on but he seemed too preoccupied with trying the enlarger lotion again as soon as he got off work.  Once again, Ricky found himself wanting to masturbate when he rubbed the lotion on his now three-inch cock. As he grew hard, he found that he was able to achieve four inches.  Too bad I don't have another day for another application, Ricky thought to himself as he pumped his prick. Then my cock would be almost normal.  He shot his load onto the old worn-out sock again with intensity. Ricky was about to dress for the date when he changed his mind and applied some more lotion onto his cock. He became hard instantly and shot up to six inches.  Ricky started jerking off again but found that he couldn't shoot his load. The time to pick up Lisa was approaching and he still had to get dressed. He quickly got dressed despite his hard-on and hoped it would go down. Ricky grabbed a few condoms from his dresser before heading out the door.  --- Four ---  He was fifteen minutes late picking up Lisa at her parent's house. Ricky had to walk slowly and carefully with his hard cock. Driving was even harder for his cock had started to itch and his pants felt very tight in the crotch.  Lisa climbed into the car and gave Ricky a quick peck.  "There's something I want to show you," they both said at the same time.  They both laughed together and he insisted that she go first.  "Let's go back to your dorm room instead of eating something first," Lisa said as Ricky pulled the car away from the curb. "I've got something great to show you."  "So do I, hon.," Ricky said with a smile.  --- Five ---  When the couple entered Ricky's dorm room, Lisa immediately fell into his arms. They kissed passionately and almost tore each other's clothes off. They saved their underwear for last.  "I've got a surprise for you," Ricky said as he slowly dropped his briefs.  His cock was at least seven inches long and an inch in diameter. Lisa gasped in awe of at the sight then she started crying.  "What's wrong?" Ricky asked stepping out of his briefs.  "This," she said as she took off her white lacy panties.  Her once beautiful puffy, pussy lips were now smaller. Lisa's vagina opening looked much smaller than a week ago when he last saw it. If Ricky tried fucking her now, he would tear her up even if it did stretch.  "I went to a witch doctor last night," Lisa said between sobs. "He gave me a lotion to shrink up my vagina opening."  Ricky stood there dumbfounded with his hard cock sticking straight out. He noticed that it had grown another two inches.  THE END  . .

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

And So It Goes - Dominican Republic, Part III 

     When we had eaten and laughed and danced our fill, Tia Delpha sent us on our way. I wet myself twice on the bus ride to el campo, home of Tia Gracia. You may be wondering how many aunts Yahaira has. It's like a population sign on the outskirts of a city: rough estimates are the best we can do.

     A gust of mango met us at the curb, where we troubled our luggage. The mango fruit grows everywhere in the DR, through cracks in the sidewalk if you're not careful. Children would feast in the trees for days. Their mothers yelled for them to come down but didn't really mean it. Have you ever tried to clean mango from a child's ear?

     So this is the jungle, the farmland, the real Dominican Republic.

     People sometimes describe the DR as paradise, but they never leave the Club Med compound. Yahaira and I were on the other side of the palm trees, where you don't get umbrellas in your drink. We lived with the people who built their own houses and grew their own food and took your bags just to see you smile.

     There was a refreshing absence of people like me.

     In el campo, reality has a different real. Electricity comes and goes at the whim of some neurotic god. One moment you're dancing full-blast to merengue; the next you're feeling your way to the moonlight, careful not to trip lest you meet the witch doctor.

     It happened that way the first night: I was dancing with my Frankenstein finesse, when the lights gave out. Children screamed for fear and pleasure, and before I could join them Gracia presented a candle and said, “Tell us about your home, Yayson.” And we fell into conversation, easy as rice and beans.

     Our sweetest moments occurred, in fact, during blackouts. That is when we learned about each other in hushed tones and flickering faces. Men woo women with candles for this reason: instant closeness, just add fire. By candlelight we peeled beans, told our stories, and laughed at shadows on the wall.

     I am happy to report that there is life beyond electronics.

     Sleeping, however, continued to hurt. Every morning at four, long before reasonable, the roosters started in. Just one at first, then two or three, and soon all two hundred. Gracia's husband Cristino raised poultry, the freak. If you have ever tried to outsleep one rooster, you understand the folly of fighting 200.

     Shuffling to the porch in the dark, I asked, “Why do they noise so early?”

     Cristino chuckled and churned his butter. It was the most he said all week, such was his content. Knowing he wouldn't respond—or understand—I shared my own theory about the crowing madness. The whole thing, I said, could be traced back to one retarded rooster who, still confused by an eclipse long passed, thinks the sun rises at 4 a.m.; and if we could just eat that bird for breakfast, all would sleep in peace.

     Cristino smiled like a guy who had woken the roosters himself.

     Water was also hit and miss. I had always taken water for granted, like fresh air and reruns of The Simpsons. In the DR you learn that water is a precious resource—especially when you flush the toilet. At first it felt odd to mix urine with strangers, but isn't that how we get to know each other?

     The neighbors didn't have the luxury of porcelain. They did their business in an outhouse. Once you've dumped into a hole in the ground, you quit fussing over things like mango in the ear. You are free.

     Gracia shouted, “¡Llegó el agua!”

     Yahaira trampled me on her way to the shower before it ran dry. I, on the other hand, was conflicted. Every time I showered, you see, I lost a fortune in deet; if I continued at this rate, my supply would expire in two days. I'd be a sitting Love duck. As I weighed the options, a scream arose from the bathroom. That was Yahaira's way of saying don't bother, the water had stopped.

     Some days we bathed in the river, complete with shampoo, conditioner, and rubber duckies. No kidding, right there in front of God and the village kids. The latter were laughing at the gringo with the funny rash. The former was probably laughing too. So it goes.

     There was a lot of bare skin in the river, a fact well-known to the mosquito community. As soon as that repellent hit the water, an APB covered the island: Calling all vermin, we have white meat on the west bank, repeat, white meat on the west bank… I spent my river time covered to the neck, a vigilant floating head.

     Tia Gracia waded by after the soap.

     “You live here often?” I asked.

     She had no idea what that meant, so she put her arm around me. It was like being tucked in by a fairy godmother. I haven't told you about Gracia, have I? I must be stalling. Words can only cheat the truth.

     Tia Gracia is Mother Theresa of el campo. Her sisters are saintly, but she is a saint. When you look into Gracia's eyes, you know that God exists. She is godmother to 50 children, three of whom live in her home (took me a week to realize they were not her own). Her house doubles as a church, where people pray without knocking.

     Gracia worked to ensure our comfort—feeding us, rubbing our shoulders, introducing us to everyone she knew, dogs included. She exuded a love that healed parts of you that you didn't realize were sick. And despite her 60 years, you'd swear she was a teen. At the river, she climbed the rock from which the kids were diving, chuckling as they pressed her to jump:

     “Brinca! Brinca! Brinca!”

     Her legs trembled, wanting to comply, and just when you thought she'd back out, something magical happened. God whispered in her ear, What, are you nuts?

     Gracia descended the rock clutching an unseen rosary. We met her at the riverbank, dry before we hit our towels. Gracia emptied the contents of her hamper: rice and beans, chicken from the coop—I hoped it was that one—and creamed corn for dessert. And just when life couldn't get any better, Gracia handed me a cup with a little umbrella on top.
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Monday, August 1, 2005

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for many years.  The Wizard says "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

2. A 3 year old boy was taking a bath, He started examining his private parts and said to his mother, "Mommy? Are these my brains?"  His mother replied "No honey, not yet."

3. There is a merry family gathering with all generations around the table.
The little children (naughty little rascals) smuggle a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink.
After a while, Grandpa excuses himself because he has to go to the bathroom.
When he returns, however, his trousers are wet all over.
"What happened, Grandpa?" he is asked by his concerned children.
"Well," he answers, "I had to go to the bathroom to pee. So I took it out, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back.
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Sunday, July 31, 2005

Blogger Babe - Erika Kane

Erika Kane is a beautiful, 22 year old, 5’10, 125 lb, Black Babe. She has nice caramel skin, straight, shoulder-length, black hair, pretty brown eyes, nice full lips, a beautiful smile, a nice 34C-22-30 figure, and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful dark brown lipps. She is one tall glass of water and should deffo be doing mainstream modeling (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

My partner, Big Lou, and I were going to go to the Adult Webmaster's Convention in Las Vegas and we since we are going to be there for a few days, we thought, why not contact some models and set up a few shoots. Well, easier said than done! What a pain in the ass this was to do. OMG! Models (most, not all) are such fucking flakes and just because it is in Vegas and during the Webmaster's Convention, they want way more money for a standard shoot than they would usually ask for. 

We had contacted dozens of models. Most did not return the calls and the ones that did, as I said, wanted way too much money or they couldn't set a date and time for a shoot or they were ugly or they were totally screwed up in the head. And I certainly didn't want to haul all my equipment to Vegas, take the time set up and then have to deal with a these “so-called” models. Nope! Not me! I had all but given up on the idea, when Erika called. She was a breath of fresh air.
 

We talked on the phone (her dime – not mine) for well over an hour, maybe two. She was fun, she was flirty and she was just a nice human being. Just by her good attitude and her description of herself (and of course, the price we agreed to), I wanted to hire her. Then, to top it off, she sent me an email with a photo of herself. I was hooked and she was hired. We set up a date, a time and a place – my hotel room. Then just as we were about to end the call, I asked her if she had any friends that she could recommend and/or that she would like to do a girl/girl with. Of course, she said "yes". Her best friend – Kandi Kane, would be interested. She described Kandi and without a second thought, I said she was hired as well. Bring her to the shoot. See you in Vegas.

Erika and Kandi showed up for the shoot on-time. Erika was everything I already knew she was and Kandi… Mmmm, beautiful firm tits and a hot, hot body. Yummy! I am not much of a candy eater, but I deffo wanted to be a Kandi eater. I know, I know... that was bad, but I couldn't resist.
 

I would like to say that we got right to work, but we didn't. We sat around, talked, laughed and just got to know each other. No, not sexually, though I don't think I would have minded that too much. Then after about an hour of this, we decided that we better get some work done. Big Lou and I split the girls up. He took Kandi up to his room to shoot and I started with Erika. In the hour that I had her, we did two masturbation scenes – one on the bed and another on a desk. 

After the hour, Big Lou and I switched girls. Kandi and I moved a little quicker and ended up shooting three scenes – two masturbation and one sleeping girl fantasy. Yup, I got to play the intruder and fondle her nice boobs… Yes, it was nice… but I had to keep remembering that I'm a professional and this was just a job. But it is a nice job. Hehehehe.

After another hour went by, I finally got both girls together. Woo-Hoo! They had never done a girl/girl scene together, but they were lovers in real life, so I suggested that they just really make love to each other and I will pretend to be invisible as I shoot the scene. It took them a few minutes to get into it, but once they did… OMG! It was very, very hot to watch. And it deffo turned me on watching these two Black Babes “actually” making love with each other. Both my assistant and I had wood. It was like a private show and I got so into watching them that I kept forgetting to snap photos. My assistant had to keep nudging me to work. So much for being professional – hahahaha. Anyway, being as unobtrusive as I could be, I snapped away while the girls forgot about me and brought each other to climax. One this was accomplished, I then suggested that they relax in a nice hot bath together. Of course, they did and I took more pics. Well, needless to say, the shoot came to an end and the girls left.
 

It had been awhile since I talked with the girls, but a couple of months ago, Erika called and asked me if I would help her and Kandi out by doing a shoot for their new and upcoming website. Of course, I said "yes". We haven't set a date yet, but I am pretty sure we will actually get together and do the shoot. Woo-Hoo!

Then, a few weeks ago, I found myself spending some time in Vegas, so I gave Erika a call to see if she wanted to get together, but, as luck would have it, she was in LA. Dang! But all was not lost, she gave me Kandi's new number. I gave Kandi a call and we set a time to meet at my hotel. Woo-Hoo! Well... the time came and went. I was tired, had to get up early, Kandi didn't show, so I went to bed. But just as I was dreaming of what Kandi and I would have been doing, my cell rang - waking me from a deep sleep. It was Kandi and she was wanting to hook up. It was late,  I had to get up early and I hated doing it, but I had to turn her down. Dang! The good news is, she is going to be meeting Erika in LA soon and the three of us are supposed to get together - hehehe :o)

Anyway, if you want to see more of Erika Kane, Kandi Kane or Erika & Kandi together, check out "Teen Shower Cam" and "Porn Jester's Black Girls".
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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