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Archived July 24, 2005 - July 30, 2005
Saturday, July 30, 2005
posted by: Neo ©
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posted by: Neo
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I think that's my Grandmother in that pic.- LOL. Retro Raunch is a great fucking site (literally). You would not believe the hardcore sex they had way back when. Yes, Dear... our parents, grandparents and even great grandparents had sex... and not just "Sex," but... Hardcore Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Interracial Sex - Yup, that's someone's granny getting a booty call by a big Black Brother. Oh, the things they did back when life was supposed to be pure and innocent. "Hey!"... Isn't that your great grandmother munching on some carpet? Retro Raunch has porn pics, vids, postcards, merchandise & much, much more from the past 100 years... Deffo worth a click! Or, if u want to see some Antique Porn Movies - Check This: Authentic
Antique Erotica.
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posted by: Neo
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posted by: Neo
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posted by: The Porn Jester ©
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posted by: Patty © 2005
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posted by: Jason
Love ©
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Thursday, July 28, 2005
posted by: Neo
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posted by: Neo
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posted by: Neo
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posted by: Neo ©
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"Victory Girls" is a "CyberAge Platinum" site; it's surfer friendly, updated on a regular basis, has a ton of pics and is completely redesigned to give you (the surfer) a whole new, nice and pleasant experience. There are 10 galleries (with over 500 photos) of sexy & sweet babes for you to drool over. Most of the babes are ones I photographed and quite a few of them are also featured as "Blogger Babes." So if you like the babes here on "Sex Blogger," then deffo check out "Victory Girls."
"Nude Amateur Women" is a CyberAge Platinum site. I have completely redesigned and rebuilt this site. The splash pages now load fast and have a great new design. And... inside I've added lots of brand new galleries. The site is easy to navigate and (as with all my sites) there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind to piss you off. All the pics were taken with a Polaroid camera. So if you like Amateurs and Amateur photography, check this site out. You won't be disappointed. Also, there's a huge RETRO RAUNCH gallery. And this gallery is pretty kewl. It has tons of antique porn pics - everything from the 1880's up to the 1960's. So if you wanna see what your parents, grandparents and even great grandparents did way back when - give it a click.
"Vittoria's Lingerie" is a great site. I like everything about it. It has a great look, it's quick loading, very easy to navigate and there're no annoying pop-ups, consoles or other crap to piss you off. And since there's none of that stuff to annoy you, you can spend your time looking at the hot babes, which is actually why you want to go to an adult site in the first place. Right? Right! "Vittoria's Lingerie" has seven galleries with over 300 photos of sexy women and hot teens in (and out of) lingerie, nylons stockings, pantyhose and of course pajamas. If you want it, this adult site pretty much has it. There're Asian, Black, European and Latina Babes. Plus sexy lesbians, pregnant girls and even a computer generated gallery of 3D babes in lingerie & cum-fuck-me pumps. Of course each and every one of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content for you to dream (or cream) over.. And because "Vittoria's Lingerie" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a cybersex newsletter and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.
"Hidden Shower Cams" is an "Adult Check Gold" Site. This is actually and old site that was not a Gold Site but I recently updated and completely redesigned it to bring it up to Gold status. It has nice, fast loading splash & tour pages. It is surfer friendly with no hidden links, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is limited. Inside it is easy to navigate and has many galleries of Hot Babes taking baths and showers. "Hidden Shower Cams" even features Porn Stars such as Megan Martinez, Cherokee, Paris Waters, Loni, Chantay, Destiny DeVille and Audree Jaymes. So if you like watching Hot Young Women in the shower, then you should give "Hidden Shower Cams" a click.
"Triple X Cams"
is an "Adult
Check Gold" site. This is the largest site I've ever built and it has
the best value for the surfer than any other site I've built. "Triple
X Cams" has Hidden Spy Cams, Amateur Voyeur Pics, UpSkirt Pics, Erotic
Stories, Adult Comics, Hardcore 3D Toons and, of course, Hot Young Web
Sluts (getting naked on their private web cams). "Triple
X Cams" has well over 100 galleries - which translates to almost 5000
photos for the surfer to view immediately. "Triple
X
Cams" is truly a Mega Site! It is also very well
done, has a nice design, is easy to navigate and is extremely surfer friendly.
There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to view. There are
no hidden links, no annoying pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner
advertising is kept to a strict minimal. Membership is only $24.95 a month
and that not only gives you access to "Triple
X Cams", but also to 1000's and 1000's of other adult sites, free
adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials
& videos, personal ads, the AC Members Area and much, much more. Dang,
if this was not my site, this would be the site I would buy a membership
to.
posted by: Neo ©
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Wednesday, July 27, 2005
posted by: Neo ©
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Some religions will tell you that God created living things for man. In the Dominican Republic, you learn the truth: God created man for mosquitoes. Elders speculate that God is a mosquito who conferred upon humans the appearance of dominion so that they would breed more bountifully. To stay this side of devoured, Yahaira and I slept under a net (how else would captives sleep?). Every night we tucked that mesh into our bedding like our lives depended on it. If nature called in the wee hours, we didn't answer. No white man has ever survived the Mosquito Gauntlet. And though we tucked with all our might, there was always one vampire who got underneath and gorged himself till morning. The others stared from outside, drooling blood and making high-pitched envy noises. The second morning I awoke to a constellation of bumps on my forehead. I could still hear the fly-fisher's advice at Big Five: “This here repellent is 28% deet, and no creepy-crawly can stand that kinda deet.” I had deet in my hair, deet in my feet, deet in dark places you wouldn't repeat—and yet they continued to suck. Despite what you hear from the mental giants at Big Five, island mosquitoes are on to the whole deet thing. They have been developing resistance over the years, introducing it to their system little by little. One mosquito landed on my can of repellent; I swear that it was smiling. Mosquitoes fancy the DR for its steaming flesh, which brings us to something else I learned: just because it's 200 degrees outside doesn't mean that it can't rain. The tropical sun visits everyone individually, sitting on their laps at times, but doesn't do anything about the drizzle. I wondered if it wasn't tenderizing our skin for Them. The natives have accepted the oppression, but sometimes it catches up. One day I saw a farmer drop his barrow, point madly at the sky, stomp his feet, and return to work like nothing had happened. They call it “getting the sun off.” So it goes. Tia Delpha took our bags and smiled so pretty that the heat went away. If you looked closely enough, you could see the love ooze from her pores. To accommodate Yahaira and me, Delpha slept in her children's bed, where Cram Theory also applies. We tried to protest, but she raised a scary finger and said, “This is your home now. Yayson, did you eat on the airplane?” “I eat.” “Bueno,” she smiled, opening her bedroom door. At which point we encountered a blast of wind you wouldn't expect outside of Mount Everest. It came from Delpha's ceiling fan, which was set on Tornado. This served two functions: one, it cooled the room to 100 degrees; and two, it made the mosquitoes think there was a tornado. The fan had been raging like this for years. The base had, in fact, seceded from the ceiling and was held in place by faith alone. One night I woke up in a pool of deet, thinking I had been attacked by a Cuisinart. Later that morning we were roused by Tia Ena, who was cooking over an open fire—three feet from our window. Once that smoke hit the squall-like conditions in our bedroom, it was like sleeping over a campfire. Of course, we would have woken up anyway on account of the merengue blasting in the den. These were, incidentally, the same tactics used by the FBI to defeat the cult in Waco. Merengue is indigenous to the DR. Historians say that the stomping dance comes from slave days, when black men's feet were chained but spirits were not. Today Dominicans treat music like an elixir: The electricity is out, the sun is on my lap, and I'm still looking for work…Turn up the music! It's hard to pout when everyone around you is singing. “You look tired,” said a neighbor visiting at 6 a.m. “Would you like some moro?” Moro is like rice and beans, only you eat it 50 times a day. “No, thanks,” I said. “Do you have any sleep?” I spoke in English so as not to offend. The neighbor laughed, which made Yahaira laugh, which made the kids laugh, which made Ena laugh, and so we enjoyed the first of many chain giggles. Everyone in the DR speaks laughter. Yahaira and I plodded over to the kitchen, where Delpha was dance-cooking, gliding gently in her slippers, smiling for no special reason. The children were dance-setting the table. Ena, who was in charge of smoking out late risers, was tapping her bongos—er, Tupperware. It impressed me so much that the tired left my eyes. Despite the fact that these people lived in everlasting heat, under siege of mosquito, and with means that make Compton look wealthy, they were happy. Consistently, laugh-out-loud happy. They prayed to God even as you were speaking to them and marched to the beat of their own Tupperware before coffee! Delpha caught me watching and asked me to dance.
Being Caucasian, I declined. She seemed okay with that as she grabbed my
waist and taught me anyhow. The whole family took turns teaching the white
guy to dance. By week's end, I was stomping all over town. Children pointed
at the first American they had seen outside the television, wondering if
we all had bumps on our forehead.
posted by: Jason
Love ©
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posted by: Lady
Atropos ©
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Tuesday, July 26, 2005
posted by: Elsie Bee ©
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posted by: Neo ©
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posted by: Neo
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Mmm... Pregnant Girls... Enjoy!
posted by: Neo ©
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Monday, July 25, 2005
posted by: Swenson
Funnies ©
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1.
A man approaches a woman and says, "I'd really like to get into your pants."
2. One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems fine, but after awhile she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems fine, but after awhile she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So, Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart." 3.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her
purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?"
she finally asked.
posted by: Neo
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posted by: Neo ©
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Sunday, July 24, 2005 Mini Pipes is very tiny, 19 year old, 5’0, 100 lb, Black Spinner. She has short, black hair, nice brown eyes, full and nicely shaped “blow-job” lips, a big white smile, full 32B boobs with round, chocolate-drop nipples, a petite figure, flat stomach, a tiny, round butt, a great “face down, ass up, is how we like to fuck” arch, and a completely shaved pussy with dark brown lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)! I saw Mini Pipe's photo in an Agent's book and immediately knew that
I wanted to shoot her. I am such a sucker for a petite girl. I asked the
agent to have her call me. She never did. Over the course of the next few
months I kept asking the agent about her, but still she never called. Then
one day the phone rang and it was her. We talked for a while and set up
a shoot for the following week…
Rule of Thumb: When you set up a shoot with a model always set it as soon as possible. Preferably the same day you talk with and/or meet with the model. Remember, most models are flakes and if you set a shoot up further than 48 hours in the future, chances are they will forget or something will come up or they will be out of the business by then. Anyway, the day before the shoot, Mini called and canceled. Actually I will give her credit for at least calling. Most models will not even call. How can they when they don't even remember? Rhetorical question! But since she did call, I figured that she was responsible and I went ahead and set up another shoot. And again, the day before this second shoot, Mini called and canceled. Now, I usually don't give models more than one chance, much less two chances, but Mini did call and she did have a good excuse and, as I said, I have a thing for petite girls, so of course I tried to set up another shoot. But Mini said that she did not know her schedule and that she would have to call me back when she knew it. Well, a few months went by and I had all but forgotten about Mini when
the phone rang and it was her saying that she would like to set up a shoot.
Of course I thought about my “Rule of Thumb” and booked her for that day.
She agreed and with in an hour or two she was nude in my studio.
Before we actually got to work, and while we filled out all the required paper work, checked ID's, etc., we talked for quite a while. Turns out she is best friends with another petite model that I knew and wanted to shoot a couple years ago. Actually, I really liked the other model, had met with her, gone to the movies with her and had her naked in my bed within a few hours of our first meeting. We made out, exchanged massages, but didn't have sex! Damn! Damn! Damn! Thinking back on it, I should of Hit It! But at the time, after having a long heart to heart with this girl, I knew it was not the right thing to do. Damn my morals! Anyway, this other model and I hung out for a short while, had a few dates and started becoming friends. I booked her for a shoot and because she needed some quick money, I paid her half in advance. Ha ha ha. Silly me. I never heard from her again. Dang, the things we guys do when we like a babe. Sometimes we are soooo stupid. I called her a few times and… Gee, for some reason she was never home and she never returned my calls. After about a month, I finally got in touch with her and she said that she was sorry and that she would send me the money (in the mail) as soon as she got her next paycheck. Riiight! And I held my breath while I waited too. Anyway, I never heard from her again. So, it was quite interesting that Mini was best friends with this girl. Mini called her and put her on the phone with me and we talked for a very short while. Of course, she again apologized and again said that she would pay me back as soon as possible. “It's been two years Bitch!” Oops, did I type that out-loud? Anyway, being the nice guy that I am , I suggested that she pay me back by just going ahead and fulfilling her obligation with me and doing a photo shoot. She agreed and said that she'd be in touch as soon as she knew her schedule. Riiight! Anyway, I handed the phone back to Mini, they talked for a few minutes and then we got to work. Mini was an absolute Gem to work with. She was so fast, so quick, she
hit her poses and moved into new ones almost before the shutter finished
clicking. She was very professional and very good at coming up with new
poses and different ideas. In a little over two hours we did nine setups
including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, Goth, voyeur,
shower,
a leopard print outfit, and a few masturbation scenes with a dildo. I got
everything I needed in such a short time, I had nothing left to shoot and
we were done. I was actually only obligated to pay her for the two hours,
but since what we shot would have normally taken at least four hours and,
of course, since I am a nice guy, I paid her for a full four hour shoot.
Dang, I hate being so nice sometimes.
We sat around and talked for the next hour or so and I found out that she also knew quite a few other models that she could refer to me for photo shoots. One was a very petite Asian Girl and from Mini's description of her, I wanted to meet (and meat) her as soon as possible. Oh my, she sounded perfect. Oh right, I'm a professional… I just wanted to meet with this hot little Asian Babe, just so we could do a shoot together. Riiight! Mini Pipes left, saying that she would be in touch soon. But that was quite a while ago… Since our shoot together, I've called her a few times trying to set up shoots with some of her friends… And of course, you know the rest of the story... She's a model... So here, take your pick…She either never gets back to me OR she can't get a hold of her friends OR her friends are out of the business OR… (insert your own good but over-used excuse here)! If you want to see more of Mini Pipes, check out "Teen
Shower Cam", "Hidden
Shower Cams" & "Triple
X Cams".
posted by: Neo ©
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph! I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o) Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
posted by: Neo ©
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o) Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
posted by: Neo ©
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Comments & Opinions I would love to hear from you. Please e-mail
me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
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Blogger.
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