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Saturday, July 23, 2005

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Friday, July 22, 2005 Friday Frights - The Mistress in Red The Mistress in Red --- One ---  The bachelor party that my friends gave me earlier this month was wild. They had rented the back room of the Twisted Tao nightclub that had to cost plenty. We drank anything that had alcohol in it from beer to whiskey. The entertainment early in the evening contained drinking games and porn movies. After a few hours, my best friend and best man told the rowdy crowd to settle down.  "I just want to say," Carl started. "That this will be the last time Johnny will be able to come here to the Twisted Tao and stuff all those one-dollar bills down the stripper's G-string. So tonight, we are lucky to introduce a dancer to the club who wanted to give Johnny a special treat. Without further ado, please give it up for the Mistress in Red."  The crowd went wild with whistles, catcalls and clapping.  The door opened and a very feminine figure walked into the room. She was dressed in black hi-heel shoes, red fishnet stockings, red G-string and a red bra. Her hair was short and sandy brown with blonde highlights. On her face was a red mask and she carried a wicked looking whip.  The mistress snapped the whip and told everybody to clean off the table. Even though the whole room was plastered, they did as she commanded.  Music began blasting and she started to move her hips in time with the beat. The mistress in red worked her way up onto the table and worked her way down to where I was sitting.  --- Two ---  The Mistress kneeled on the table in front of me and wrapped the whip around my neck. She tugged it slowly and I found myself inches away from her face. She kissed me long and deep. My future wife had never kissed me with her tongue and it felt great. My manhood was growing despite my efforts to keep it under control.  She let go of the whip after our lips parted. She slowly unhooked her bra and peeled it off. The mistress threw it at me and it landed on my head. The crowd went wild when they saw her small perfect breasts. The mistress played with her nipples until they were hard and erect. She moved her breasts around in circles in front of me. Many of the guys were trying to get closer to my seat so they could better see the mistress.  She did the splits next and slowly pulled off her G-string. Her pubic mound was trimmed with a patch at the top. She began fingering her wet snatch and I noticed a few of the guys pulling out their cocks. The mistress smiled at them and began finger fucking herself. I just sat there wishing that she were my future bride, Rebecca.  --- Three ---  Many of the guys blew their load while others kept jacking off until the mistress in red  exploded. Her honeydew dripped out of her pussy and onto the table in front of me. She then gathered herself up and looked at my hard dick still in my pants. She smiled and then left the room. I was surprised that she didn't take off the red mask.  We wrapped up the party pretty quickly then because a lot of the guys wanted to go home and get laid. I told them all thanks and found myself going to my car in the parking lot.  I was about to open the door when it opened.  "You're not driving in your condition, are you?" asked a familiar voice from within my car.  I looked and saw the mistress in red still in her red mask but now wearing a long overcoat.  "I'm not that far gone," I replied.  "I was replying to that," she said while pointing to my still hard cock.  I smiled and knew that this was a set up by Carl.  "It will wait until tomorrow night on my honeymoon," I said.  The mistress got out of my car and took off her mask and wig. She shook out her back-length raven-hair. It was my future bride before me and I nearly fainted.  "Now you know what's in store for you on our honeymoon," she laughed.  "I just hope that you leave the wig at home," I replied as I got into the car on the passenger side. "And I hope that whip won't sting much."  Rebecca got behind the wheel and started the car.  "You'll just have to wait and see," she said as we pulled away.  THE END  . .

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

And So It Goes - Dominican Republic, Part I 

     My life is a vacation. I wake up at whenever o'clock, write all day, and watch hockey for desert. How, then, did my wife induce me to take a vacation? There is only one logical answer, and that is voodoo.

     No, she wanted to show me her homeland, the Dominican Republic. That is where 62,000 members of her family reside. I met them all in 10 days.

     The island seemed harmless enough from the plane: jungles and beaches and jungles. The water was a potion blue that made you think of xylophones. I couldn't make out the swarming brown clouds. Turned out to be mosquitoes; they heard I was coming.

     Yahaira and I stepped off the plane and into the arms of her aunt, her godmother, two uncles, five cousins, sixteen in-laws, and most of the nation's children. They gang-tackled Yahaira and held her down so long that I thought she could use a snorkel. After they got to their feet, they did the same to me! Tons of people whose names I couldn't pronounce, all hugging me like their own.

     I was going to like this place.

     Dominicans are known for speaking so quickly that even they don't understand each other. Rumor has it that Dominicans have a secondary brain at the base of their tongue to boost velocity. It makes them turn r's into the less cumbersome l sound and skip the s's altogether.

     “Comoetauted?” asked Tia Adelpha.

     “My flight is great,” I said (I only speak present tense).

     She squealed with delight and gave me an island-sized embrace. Then we moved as a huddle to the parking lot, no one leading the way.

     The DR comes in two parts. There is Santo Domingo, which rivals the finest capitals in the world in terms of soaring hotels, megacorporations, and streets so clean you could eat off them. Then there is the other 99% of the country, which is kind of like that minus the hotels, the corporations, and the streets.

     I had little time to sightsee, however, as I was gripped by a series of near-death experiences called Driving in the DR. Back home I'm considered a bad driver. My wife demands the keys from me even when I'm sober, and the local crossing guard always shouts as I pass. He says things like “WAKE UP” and “GET A LIFE” and, most recently, “YOU BLEEP BLEEP MOTHER BLEEP.” I think that's what he said; I was busy writing as I steered with my knee.

     You'll consider mine a qualified opinion, then, when I say that Dominicans are the worst drivers in the universe. In their defense, the country could benefit greatly from painting lines on the road. People just don't fare well when these things are left to the imagination. No matter how narrow the path, there was some nut—usually the one driving me around—who felt that he could fit.

     Fortunately, only half the people owned cars; the rest drove mopeds, which made gridlock smell like one big lawnmower accident. Until now I didn't appreciate how useful a moped could be. Entire households can travel by moped, grandma and Sparky included. These little bikes sputter through the DR carrying timber, flora and fauna, and, in one instance, an outhouse.

     In America 90% of our decisions are made for insurance purposes. You can't say hello to the mailman without considering the legal implications. The unemployed don't look for work but wander the streets hoping to get hit by a well-insured vehicle. We are slaves to lawyers and doctors and the orders they give the President. So it goes.

     Dominicans don't suffer such madness. Riding in the bed of a pickup truck is not only permitted, but the driver provides lounge chairs and lets you taste his cerveza. One day we fit 17 people into a minivan and sped away without a door. True story. We just stuffed the kids into our pockets. They call it Cram Theory: no matter what physics might suggest, there is always room for one more body.

     If you can't find a taxi, you are forced to—enter Psycho music—take the bus.

     For me buses have always been a novelty. Once in a while I find myself heavily intoxicated, traveling with strange people, and hey, what am I doing on this bus? In the DR, bussing is big business. The drivers, because they own the buses, don't see space the same as we do—one butt per seat. They see it in terms of possibility per cubic inch. Children are placed on laps, family's and otherwise, and when they run out of seats, folding chairs go up in the aisle. Everything I had learned about fire lanes went out the door (well, it tried to go out the door but couldn't find it).

     To maximize the volume of trips, buses go 100 mph even in park. Drivers don't stop at intersections but do extend the courtesy of honking to let others know they are coming. There are stop signs at selected locations, but they are intended strictly for tourists. On corners I clawed the stuffing right out of my seat, trying to prevent the bus from overturning. I always said that I wanted to retire to a tropical location…

     Just as I was about to toss my dulces, a miracle appeared on the horizon: speed bumps. Not government-issue speed bumps but little ramparts erected by the locals to protect their children and other livestock. They consisted of cement and glass and leftover rice, and rose two feet high in places. We ssssscraped over the bumps at 5 mph, listening for the engine to fall.

     This, of course, presented an opening for the locals to sell produce. They ran at the bus armed with all kinds of vegetables you wouldn't recognize. They were excited to see me at the window, because Caucasians are known throughout the Spanish-speaking world for their unique blend of wealth and stupidity. Even as our bus pulled away, a boy was trying sell me a rooster. I held up my hands and made the sorry face. The rooster seemed hurt.

     Finally we arrived at Tia's house, where we were tackled by 100 new relatives. They were cooking and dancing and praising the Lord, all on a Monday morning. The merengue tickled my dance bone, but I was exhausted from clinging to life.

     A cousin hugged me and said, “Yayson, how did you like the ride?”

     I plopped down my luggage and said, “I don't.”
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Monday, July 18, 2005

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. One evening a man was eating peanuts by throwing them in the air and catching them in his mouth. As he threw one in the air, his wife asked him a question. When the man turned his head, the peanut fell in his ear. He tried to get it out, but his fingers were to big. His wife tried to get the peanut out with a pair of tweezers, but just pushed it in farther. They finally decided to go to the hospital.  As they were about to leave, their daughter and her date came home. They told them their situation and theirs daughters date said he could get it out for him. The daughters date put his two fingers in her fathers nose and told him to blow real hard. It worked and the peanut fell out. The daughter and her date went up stairs and the man and his wife talked about how smart the boy was in coming up with that idea.  The man's wife asked, "I wonder what he's going to be when he grows up."  The man says, "From the smell of his fingers, he's going to be our son-in-law".

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"Help! Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!"
"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."
"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"

3. "It was just a simple misunderstanding, your honor," testified the man charged with indecent exposure. 
"Explain that statement!" demanded the judge. 
"Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman, so I showed her."
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Sunday, July 17, 2005

Blogger Babe - Lisa Marie

Lisa Marie is a sweet, 20 year old, 5’9, 115 lb, White Chick. She has straight, just past the shoulder, light brown / dirty-blonde hair, pretty hazel eyes, a nice smile, nicely shaped 34B boobs with tiny, pink, round nipples, a thin 34-24-34 shape, long legs, the typical tattoo on her lower back, and her pussy is pierced & shaved with just a little landing-strip of mousy-brown pubic hair leading down to her pink lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!
 

I met Lisa Marie through my partner – Big Lou. He had booked her for his own photo shoot, but then had no place to shoot her. So he called me and asked if I wanted to split the shoot with him and more importantly, if he could shoot at my studio. Of course, after seeing Lisa's picture, I said yes.
 

Lisa Marie showed up for the shoot on time and was deffo a pleasure to work with. She was a trooper. I'd shoot her for an hour and then take a rest while Big Lou shot her for the next hour. Then we would switch again. Big Lou and I got to rest every other hour, but Lisa had to work the entire time...well almost - of course she got to rest - Dang, we're not slave drivers. But as I said, she did great, had lots of energy, came up with some good ideas when I ran out and she was ready to shoot as long as we wanted to. Of course she was, she was getting paid by the hour.
 

In the couple of hours that I had to work with her, we did five different setups including: schoolgirl with plaid mini-skirt, Goth babe dressed in black latex, innocent girl dressed in a pink nighty and masturbating, taking a hot & steamy shower with pink balloons and finally another scene where Lisa masturbates with a dildo and then licks it clean.
 

A few months after the shoot, I ran into Lisa Marie at an Adult convention. She was working the floor and looking for work. We hugged, laughed and talked for a while saying that we were going to get together and shoot again sometime soon. But of course, we never have… Hmmm, she was great to work with... maybe I'll give her a call.
 

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