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 Saturday, July 9, 2005

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Friday, July 8, 2005 Friday Frights - The Gargoyle The Gargoyle The statue arrived early that morning. A special moving truck delivered it for the crate itself was eight feet high. It took a crew of three men to roll into the backyard of Harry Forte, who was there to see that every precaution was taken care of. He didn't want the statue damaged in any way.  Harry signed the delivery papers and gave each man a crisp hundred-dollar bill for a job well done. He hastened them to leave so he could be alone with the masterpiece.  He grabbed the crowbar and pried off the crate panels. It was covered in yellow strands of straw. Harry cleared the mess away until the statue was clean and almost shiny.  The statue looked to have been made from blue-gray marble. It stood six foot and six inches tall with a foot tall base. The form was that of a full-figured woman with long wavy hair. The arms were folded across its chest.  The base had writings that Harry could not make out at first. They looked like a forgotten form of Sumerian. He would have consulted the Sumerian language web site.  "So beautiful," Harry said to the statue. "Shame that you were locked away in that old castle in Scotland."  He got out his notebook and copied down the writings on the base. Harry then put a sheet over the statue so the birds would not crap all over it. He then went inside to his office and started up the computer.  --- Two --- Harry was right. The writings were Sumerian based. He translated the words and then started to read them.  "By the Great Horned One," Harry started reading. "Here is Thy servant succubus Opsone."  He smiled and went to look for a book of occult lore in his library. After twenty minutes, Harry found the book and flipped through the pages he wanted. There were no spells for bringing back a stoned succubus.  He then went back online and tried searching the web. After several hours of searching, Harry found nothing. He then logged off and grabbed something to eat. He didn't notice that the statue was gone.  --- Three--- When Harry finished eating, he went outside to check on the statue. It was then he noticed it was missing. He could not believe that anybody could steal it without making some noises that would have alerted him.  Harry did not call the police since he knew they would not believe him. He locked up the house and did some more searching in his library. Harry soon grew tired and went off to bed.  He fell into a deep sleep and dreamed of an angle straddling him.  Harry woke up when a pair of claws lightly scratched his chest. There was someone on him. He was shocked to see a blue-gray woman riding his cock. She felt tight and wet like a woman should but she looked very demonic. Her black hair was stringy and limp while her eyes glowed red. A pair of shiny fangs glistened in the night.  "You dared to awake me," she growled.  "W-w-who are you?" Harry asked suddenly wide awake.  "I am Opsone, your nightmare."  She kept riding him until he exploded by accident then she slashed at his throat.  "I rule the nights again," Opsone laughed before she began gnawing on Harry's torn throat.  THE END  . .

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Thursday, July 7, 2005

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

And So It Goes - Field Trip

     It was 5 a.m., as in still dark. I shivered among the other field hands, who wondered what I was doing there. I could tell by the way they asked, “What are you doing here?” They weren't used to working with someone so blindingly white.

     I explained in pidgin Spanish that I wanted to know first-hand about reaping the land. A woman said something about “loco,” and everyone laughed, exposing their gold caps.

     A veterano grabbed my hands and said, “Soft as a baby's butt.” 

     A leather-skinned grandma chuckled so hard that she had to kiss her crucifix. They all wore emblems of Jesus. It was like St. Patty's Day, and I was the one without a cross. I joined them in laughing at me, if only to warm up.

     The day smelled rich like the underside of a rock when you're a kid looking for pill bugs. It was good to be out of the office.

     My neighbor extended her hand and said, “Me llamo Maria.”

     Maria has been harvesting for 18 years. She started in Mexico, where pickers are treated like “sled dogs,” if my Spanish serves me. She immigrated when a landlord struck her on the back with a shovel. She showed me the scar. Wall Street refers to Maria as import labor. Import labor is why Americans spend 10% of their income on food instead of 30% as in parts of Europe. Maybe we should call her important labor.

     Maria lives in a bungalow in the field. She fears that her home will be leveled alongside the other Oxnard farms. Fields keep turning into tract houses, which have a habit of never turning back into fields again. And the cost of food goes up: 13%…14%…

     Maria stopped mid-sentence as el mayordomo rumbled out of a dust cloud on his tractor. He wore a ranchero hat, yesterday's jeans, and a sternness befitting a funeral. He wasn't big on hellos.

     “Group one over here, group two follows me. ¿Who is this?”

     My friends all turned my way as if they hadn't noticed me there. I produced the papers for which I had begged and pleaded at the central office. El mayordomo studied the papers, then my face, papers, face, and finally grunted in consent.

     He snapped his fingers, and group two—me!—followed. Single-file we donned our armor: bandanas to guard against dirt and sun and bugs and spray, gloves to protect our hands. Then we grabbed the boxes by which they measured our livelihood.

     I gazed down a furrow that extended to the end of time. When you pass a farm at 60 miles an hour, it isn't much to look at. You wonder, in fact, how it could feed so many. When you stand at one end holding an empty box, its size defies physics.

     Like other bratty white kids, the closest I ever got to nature was the produce section at Ralph's, where everything was processed, packaged, and stamped with a happy face by the time I got there. Wrenching these berries from the ground, I realized that we are never further away from nature than we are to our next meal.

     A shot rang out beyond: BAM!

     I jumped so comically that the others hurt themselves laughing. Remember Steel Magnolias, where the father was always shooting to scare off the birds? It was like that, only non-stop. Sea gulls, sparrows, crows—they just didn't get the picture.

     I dropped a fresa into my box and wondered how many to fill it. Field workers are not paid in hours but by yield, $1.50 per box. A speedy worker could fill 5 boxes in an hour; someone inspired by hungry children might do 8. Inspectors check the quality of your fruit, which ruined my first plan—to stuff old socks into the bottom of each box. Deductions were made for berries that were too small, too ripe, or too ugly. Buyer beware: those are used for juice. 

     Fortunately I wasn't in it for the money, so I would just pick at my leisure. Buzz. Wrong answer. Have you ever seen those yellow machines that look like retired football posts? They pace the workers. Every time I stopped to scribble a note, that monster was on my back.

     I complained to Maria, who reminded me, “In Mexico, they do it by hand.”

     BAM! I jumped again. The others laughed as heartily.

     By noon my back refused to bend. The sun descended in waves of oppression, and I couldn't remember what it was like to be cold. Finally, mercifully, a flare crossed the sky and the football post took a breather. We were free, if only for an hour.

     In the parking lot, Maria asked me what I brought for lunch.

     “Um, money.” I was such a gringo.

     From her brown bag Maria retrieved a tamale and forced me to eat. The others shared from their own lunches, laughing in turn, kissing their crucifixes. The saying in Spanish goes Donde come uno comen dos (“where one can eat two can eat”). When I was young, my family had a similar saying: “Touch my food, lose your fingers.” So it goes.

     After lunch I laid down to unmangle my back, at which moment I saw the flare.

     “Vamanos!”

     By 2 p.m. I couldn't move. It was either a vertebra or a hamstring or maybe a stroke. Maria— showoff—continued to pick at breakneck speed, limited only by the finite number of fingers on her hands. It seemed like I had picked enough berries to feed North America for a year, but it was only 10 boxes, $15. I was getting loopy. The sun, the birds, my hands—everything appeared to have little seeds on the outside.

     Maria continued her story. It turns out that 12 members of her family worked the fields. Half reside in the states; the others come only for the season. When you ask Maria's siblings what field of work they're in, they just point. In the old days, said Maria, Mexicans risked life and limb crossing the border to pick. Savvy young men called coyotes charged them to navigate the unfriendly terrain. Ten years ago, Maria's brother Javier disappeared crossing the Rio Grande. This is, incidentally, where we get the racial slur, “wetback.”

     “Of course, now everyone has their papers,” said Maria. A head laughed in the furrow beyond, but I didn't pry.

     BAM!

     A breeze ambled in at 4 p.m., freeing me from my preoccupation with how much I hate the sun. I'm not sure if I was picking anymore. My fingers were moving, but who's to say what they were doing. I was about to lay down and die when I saw the most beautiful thing in the whole world: a flare across the sky.

     Maria picked quickly to round off her box. I was just happy to be in an upright position. El mayordomo circled round for a peek at my work.

     He smiled for the first time and said, “There may be a future for the new guy yet.”

     Everyone laughed as they had at 5 a.m. El mayordomo patted me on the head. Even the bad guy wasn't bad. To think that these people would wake up tomorrow and do it all over. For anyone inclined to look down their nose at field workers, think again. They live close to a miracle that escapes the paper-pushing community and complain 10% as often. They are also less likely to perish in the event of a blackout.

     As for me, I am pleased to survive this research, but I'll never again be able to eat strawberry shortcake without a twinge of pain.
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Tuesday, July 5, 2005

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Monday, July 4, 2005

Happy Birthday America

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

The Star Spangled Banner

Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that Star-Spangled Banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, now conceals, now discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines on the stream:
'Tis the Star-Spangled Banner! O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wiped out their foul footstep's pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heaven-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, for our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust".
And the Star-Spangled Banner forever shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Approved in 1931
Words by FRANCIS SCOTT KEY (1779-1843)
Composer unknown

America the Beautiful

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!

America! America!
God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

O beautiful for pilgrim feet
Whose stern impassion'd stress
A thoroughfare for freedom beat
Across the wilderness.

America! America!
God mend thine ev'ry flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law.

O beautiful for heroes prov'd
In liberating strife,
Who more than self their country loved,
And mercy more than life.

America! America!
May God thy gold refine
Till all success be nobleness,
And ev'ry gain divine.

O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears.

America! America!
God shed his grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea.

Words by Katharine Lee Bates  (1859-1929)
Composer Samuel A. Ward
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Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness." The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right after you saved him with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

2. Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent goes "Sean, I've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish". Sean furrows his brow and says "Tennish? but I don't even have a racket."

3. Fox Broadcasting have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.
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Sunday, July 3, 2005

Blogger Babe - Steevy

Steevy is a fun, cute and very sexy 24 year old, 5’9, 130 lb, White Babe. She has long, dirty-blonde hair, devious brown eyes, nice, full and pouty, “bedroom lips”, a huge, bright, beautiful and friendly smile, very tiny 34A tittys with nice, round and pink nipples, a shapely 34-24-36 figure, tiny waist, flat stomach, a great ass, nicely muscled legs with killer thighs, a tattoo on her wrist, the typical tattoo on her lower back, a nice “face down, ass up, is how we like to fuck” arch, and a completely shaved, pink pussy. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

Wow, Steevy… Mmmm… This girl has such a great smile… Deffo brings a smile to my heart every time I think about her or look at all the pics we did. Anyway, I saw Steevy's photo on a modeling agency's website. I wrote her and within a day or so, she had emailed back saying that she would love to shoot with me. I called her, we talked and flirted (big time) on the phone. I love a girl that is not scared to openly flirt with me. I booked her for a job.
 

A couple days later, Steevy showed up. We talked for a while before we got down to work. She is a really nice and friendly girl and if we were not about to do an adult shoot, I would never have thought that she was the type to do adult modeling. But she was, and she certainly seemed to enjoy her work. We actually had a very good time shooting and we flirted and laughed a lot. In a lot of the photos, her smiles are genuine and there are a lot of photos with her smiling. Reason for so many? Her smile is so big and great that I just had to keep her smiling, just so I could keep smiling myself. It is a very contagious smile and it certainly made the rest of her shine, so much in fact that I really wanted to stop working and just take her out on a date. Well, that… and also just throw her on my bed and have hot and wild sex with her – but only if she smiled the whole time – LOL. I'm not usually attracted to “White Chicks”, but there was just something about Steevy that just really did it for me. What was it? Her smile? Yes! Her body? Yes! Her attitude? Yes! The fact that I don't have a girlfriend right now and I'm really horny? Yes, definitely!!!
 

Anyway, the shoot went really good. I didn't get to shoot as much as I wanted. Needless to say, but I will say it anyway - I was too distracted by her smile and, of course, I was way too distracted by her nice butt and the thought of her being spread open “face down & ass up” in front of me. Dang! Sometimes it is like torture! Arggg! I need a girlfriend sooo bad! But I digress…The shoot went good. In about three hours or so we shot four or five setups including: schoolgirl (very cheese-cake with a cute smile), sexy nurse (again, very cheese-cake with a cute smile), a voyeur/webcam scene (cute smile) and finally a Goth / masturbation scene (no cute smile – I didn't like this scene as much).
 

Since the shoot, I haven't talked to Steevy. I still have her number, but the only reason I want to call her is to ask her out and though she flirted with me (a lot), I just didn't get the feeling that she would be open to me asking her out. Plus, it's not very professional to be hitting on every model that I am attracted to. Well, maybe it would be ok to hit on every other model. Hmmm, let me think… uh, no… Arggg! Sometime I hate having to be professional!
 

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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

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