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 Saturday, July 2, 2005

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Friday, July 1, 2005 Friday Frights - Poisonous Kiss Poisonous Kiss --- One ---  "You've never kissed anybody before?" Suzie asked after applying in lipstick in the girl's rest room.  Roxie shook her head. Her red hair was long and curly. Only the freckles on her nose and checks were brighter. Suzie had long black hair and brown eyes. The only thing that stood out on her was her large breasts.  "Girl, you are missing out and I can't believe Brad asked you out this Friday night."  "Then will you teach me how to kiss?" Roxie asked looking at herself in the large wall mirror.  "It can be a crash course and I'll gladly do any homework in return."  "Well, I don't need any help with my homework but there is something I always to try."  "What's that?"  "I always wanted to kiss another girl."  Roxie turned bright red and her green eyes seemed brighter. She never kissed a boy and now she was about to kiss a girl. Could this day get any stranger?  "I'm game if you are," she said as calmly as she could.  "Okay but not here in the girl's rest room," Suzie said as she put the lipstick in her little black purse. "I'll come over to your house after school and we could do it then."  Roxie nodded and the warning bell for first class rang. Both of the girls hustled out of the rest room so they could make it to class before the final bell rang.  --- Two ---  Suzie was waiting for Roxie outside of the school. They had been friends for the past few years. Neither of them was popular so it was a big surprise when Brad asked Roxie out for a date. He was on the football team and hanged out with the jocks and cheerleaders. Maybe this could be their break to hit the big times.  They walked the few blocks to Roxie's house and they hardly said a word to each other. Roxie's heart was beating fast and she was glad that both of her parents worked and would not be home for another few hours.  The girls went straight to Roxie's room and locked the door behind them. Suzie sat on the chair and took off her blouse. Her breasts were busting through her bra and when she took that off, she let out a sigh of relief.  "I hate wearing those damn things," she said and cupped her double-d breasts. "But I have to with these two big puppies."  "W-what are you doing?" Roxie asked. "I thought we were just going to kiss."  "We are but I wanted to relax a little after wearing this bra all day at school. Why don't you take off your top?"  Roxie's own breasts were size C but they were firm and perky. She took off her blouse and then her own bra. The two girls looked at each other's breasts as if taking notes for future references.  Suzie patted the spot next to her and Roxie took the few steps to the bed. She sat down and tried not to stare at her friend's big boobs. Her nipples were large and she found herself wondering how they would taste.  "Now we bring our lips together and kiss," Suzie said with a smile.  She brought her lips toward Roxie's lips. As soon as they touched, Suzie's lips tingled and went numb. Roxie's lips tingled and she felt as if she was on fire. She had her eyes closed but opened them when she heard her friend moaning in pain.  Suzie's face was withering away before her eyes. Her skin turned to dust and then her eyes popped out of existence. Roxie tried to break the kiss but found she couldn't move. Within seconds, Suzie's body had disappeared.  "Oh my god," Roxie repeated several times as she rocked herself back and forth.  She finally got enough sense to grab her clothes and went to the bathroom. Roxie needed a bath to get the feeling of filth covering her skin. When she looked at herself in the mirror, she noticed something different.  Roxie's red hair was now darker and her breasts were a good size larger.  "No way am I going to kiss Brad this Friday night," she thought to herself "or anybody else for that matter."  THE END  . .

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

And So It Goes - Sympathy Tax

     I don't know how to feel about bums. When I was young, my dad steered me away from them, saying, “I'm sorry, he's allergic to poverty.” Today I am the primary beggar in my father's life.

     You can see my friction, then: part of me wants to sneeze at the homeless, while another part is haunted by Phil Collins: “Don't think twice / It's just another day for you and me in paradise…”

     Last week I went to a hockey game. Getting out of the car, I beheld the neon stadium beyond. As I got that giggly first-day-of-school feeling, someone tapped my shoulder. I looked down and found a man extending his Styrofoam cup. I had almost forgotten: I still have to run the bum gauntlet.

     “Spare change?” he grumbled.

     I wanted to say, “No, thanks,” but couldn't do it (I'd have so much fun but for my conscience).

     I just paid $15 to park my car; how could I snub this guy a quarter? I dropped fifty cents into his cup and smiled. Moments later, the homeless fell on me from all sides. They crawled out of cracks in the sidewalk. It was horrible. Night of the Living Poor.

     Each one had his own shtick:

     “I haven't eaten since February…”

     “My wife's having her 16th baby…”

     “Bush did this to me…”

     Everywhere I turned was more violin. I held my wife's arm for fear of losing her. It was worse than LSD.

     It wasn't that I didn't care; it's just that I don't like to donate on cue. I oppose Valentine's Day for the same reason: the last thing the world needs is Hallmark guilt. I give presents to my wife all year long. Just last week I bought her a sewing machine to hem my pants.

     A hobo stepped in front of me like Jack Ruby and poked his cup into my chest. Were they allowed to touch? I thought they got ejected for that. I told him that I was out of change, and he narrowly resisted the impulse to bite me.

     The Times did an article on a tramp who has been gainfully unemployed for 22 years. He earns enough money to rent an apartment and buy health insurance. He pushes the best carts from the market, pays nothing in taxes, and even provides a Panhandler Express Machine should you care to swipe your Mastercard. So it goes.

     Last night, walking into Ralph's, I noticed a shadow by the carts. It noticed me too and approached, Styrofoam in hand. My spasm acted up. If I give a dollar to everyone who sticks out his hand, am I a saint or a fool? Is it any different than tipping a valet for doing a job that he's already paid to do? Can a conscience be surgically removed?

     The Ralph's bum, whom we'll call Ralph, didn't have a monologue. He just grunted in vodka-ese. Instead of giving him money, I said “God bless” and vanished through the automatic doors.

     Inside, I shopped beneath a cloud. What did I know about God bless? If God were in fact to bless this man, would He really go through me? Five ex-girlfriends laughed in the distance.

     Leaving the market, Ralph confronted me in reverse. He didn't remember me, blesser of the poor. As I reached for my wallet, his stench hit me anew. I couldn't do it: I couldn't fund his addiction. What this bloke needed was medication, the pretense of hope, and a little tree in the mirror so the car don't smell.

     I foraged through my bag for the biggest piece of fruit I could find, an artificially farmed naval orange. The bum extended his hand and, receiving the fruit, stamped his foot and shouted, “Damn!”

     I looked over my shoulder, startled. It was hard not to laugh. I thought he was going to hold his breath till I changed my mind. As I walked away, the man growled something that probably wasn't “God bless.”

     Loading my car, I felt good about the situation: I had given, he had received, and Phil Collins could be quiet. Then a woman noticed the poor man sitting beside that filthy orange and handed him a dollar. Ralph stuffed it into his pocket. A few more like her, and he'd be having screwdrivers before the night was over.
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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

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Monday, June 27, 2005

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to show off his new apartment. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking a place of pride in the lounge. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's my Talking Clock", the man replied. "How does it work?", asked the guest. "I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer. Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed, "For fucks sake, it's two-thirty in the fucking morning!"

2. The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed, when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache". "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!!!

3. A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!""
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Sunday, June 26, 2005

Blogger Babe - Brooke Milano

Brooke Milano is so abso-fucking-lutely Cute. She's a petite, 18 year old, 4'11, 90 lb Filipina spinner with medium-length brown hair, a completely shaved pussy, a great cum-fuck-me-doggy-style arch, a tiny, tiny, but very nice ass, small, but very perky 32B breasts with nice brown nipples, a few piercings, pretty eyes and a very sweet, innocent smile. OMG! I so totally fell in love with her. Dang, I've been doing that a lot lately. I soooo need a girlfriend. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!
 

I actually met Brooke through another model. I was interviewing a model named Prilla and during the course of the interview I asked her if she had any friends that she could recommend to me or that she would be interested in doing a girl/girl shoot with. She said that she had a friend named Brooke Milano and... I stopped her right then and there... I had seen Brook's picture in an agency book (or two) and had been trying to get a hold of her for a few months, but for some reason she never got the messages or was too busy to call me or whatever...
 

Anyway, I hired Prilla and then had her call Brooke to see if she would be interested in shooting the following day. She called, Brooke said "Yes" and we set up a shoot.
 

The next day Brooke and Prilla showed up for the shoot about an hour late. They got lost... Hmmpf... Models. Anyway, the shoot went good. In just a couple of hours we shot five different setups including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, black latex with thigh-high boots and of course we shot a girl/girl cheerleader scene. Mmmmm, yummy! We were going to shoot a few more scenes, but, ran out of time. We scheduled the remainder of the shoot for the following day, but neither model showed up... Hmmpf... Models.
 

If you want to see more of Brook, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put them up on their sites.
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