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Archived June 5, 2005 - June 25, 2005
Saturday, June 11, 2005
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posted by: The Porn Jester ©
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posted by: Patty © 2005
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posted by: Jason
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Thursday, June 9, 2005
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posted by: Neo
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posted by: Neo
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"Victory Girls" is a "CyberAge Platinum" site; it's surfer friendly, updated on a regular basis, has a ton of pics and is completely redesigned to give you (the surfer) a whole new, nice and pleasant experience. There are 10 galleries (with over 500 photos) of sexy & sweet babes for you to drool over. Most of the babes are ones I photographed and quite a few of them are also featured as "Blogger Babes." So if you like the babes here on "Sex Blogger," then deffo check out "Victory Girls."
"Nude Amateur Women" is a CyberAge Platinum site. I have completely redesigned and rebuilt this site. The splash pages now load fast and have a great new design. And... inside I've added lots of brand new galleries. The site is easy to navigate and (as with all my sites) there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind to piss you off. All the pics were taken with a Polaroid camera. So if you like Amateurs and Amateur photography, check this site out. You won't be disappointed. Also, there's a huge RETRO RAUNCH gallery. And this gallery is pretty kewl. It has tons of antique porn pics - everything from the 1880's up to the 1960's. So if you wanna see what your parents, grandparents and even great grandparents did way back when - give it a click.
"Vittoria's Lingerie" is a great site. I like everything about it. It has a great look, it's quick loading, very easy to navigate and there're no annoying pop-ups, consoles or other crap to piss you off. And since there's none of that stuff to annoy you, you can spend your time looking at the hot babes, which is actually why you want to go to an adult site in the first place. Right? Right! "Vittoria's Lingerie" has seven galleries with over 300 photos of sexy women and hot teens in (and out of) lingerie, nylons stockings, pantyhose and of course pajamas. If you want it, this adult site pretty much has it. There're Asian, Black, European and Latina Babes. Plus sexy lesbians, pregnant girls and even a computer generated gallery of 3D babes in lingerie & cum-fuck-me pumps. Of course each and every one of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content for you to dream (or cream) over.. And because "Vittoria's Lingerie" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a cybersex newsletter and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.
"Hidden Shower Cams" is an "Adult Check Gold" Site. This is actually and old site that was not a Gold Site but I recently updated and completely redesigned it to bring it up to Gold status. It has nice, fast loading splash & tour pages. It is surfer friendly with no hidden links, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is limited. Inside it is easy to navigate and has many galleries of Hot Babes taking baths and showers. "Hidden Shower Cams" even features Porn Stars such as Megan Martinez, Cherokee, Paris Waters, Loni, Chantay, Destiny DeVille and Audree Jaymes. So if you like watching Hot Young Women in the shower, then you should give "Hidden Shower Cams" a click.
"Triple X Cams"
is an "Adult
Check Gold" site. This is the largest site I've ever built and it has
the best value for the surfer than any other site I've built. "Triple
X Cams" has Hidden Spy Cams, Amateur Voyeur Pics, UpSkirt Pics, Erotic
Stories, Adult Comics, Hardcore 3D Toons and, of course, Hot Young Web
Sluts (getting naked on their private web cams). "Triple
X Cams" has well over 100 galleries - which translates to almost 5000
photos for the surfer to view immediately. "Triple
X Cams" is truly a Mega Site! It is also very
well done, has a nice design, is easy to navigate and is extremely surfer
friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to view.
There are no hidden links, no annoying pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind
and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal. Membership is
only $24.95 a month and that not only gives you access to "Triple
X Cams", but also to 1000's and 1000's of other adult sites, free
adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials
& videos, personal ads, the AC Members Area and much, much more. Dang,
if this was not my site, this would be the site I would buy a membership
to.
posted by: Neo ©
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Wednesday, June 8, 2005
posted by: Neo ©
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I'm a morning person: that's when I get my best sleep in. I believe that most evils can be cured by 10 hours’ sleep and that alarm clocks should exist only as supplemental punishment for prisoners. You can imagine, then, how warm and fuzzy I felt when the phone began rrrrrringing at 6 a.m. Some fool was alarming me from a remote location. It happened twice, thrice, frice! I staggered to the phone with dreams in my eyes. Some people call them tears. I followed voice mail's helpful instructions: If you are calling from a telephone, please press one… The messages came from my wife Yahaira, and I deny ever using the word “fool.” “Honey, it's me. I know you're asleep, but it's an emergency…” “Papi, I need you to pick up the phone…” “Come on, Love, this one time…” She didn't sound normal. Why do we even have a normal if it never sticks around for two days at a time? Dialing Yahaira, I worried what it might be. Car accident? Fire? Nuclear war? She answered on the first ring, mid-sentence: “There was a butterfly on my windshield wiper and I didn't know what to do so I called you but you didn't pick up so I kept driving and then I realized that it was going to die if I didn't stop so I pulled over again and now it isn't moving…” I checked the calendar for her monthly cycle. Still 10 days away. “A butterfly on your windshield wiper?! Clearly it was suicide.” The joke made her cry. So it goes. “I need you to come down here and help me bury it.” I knew when I married this woman that she was different and that I would have to do “different” things. But she knew about sleep. I would surrender chocolate, TV, and the right to vote before I parted with it. She added in her baby voice, “Pweeeease.” I drew a deep breath, which denotes the death of my will, and got dressed to bury a butterfly. Yahaira was kneeling on the side of the highway, sculpting a mound of earth, destroying a pair of nylons. Her eyes had crusted over. At the head of the grave, two sticks were trying to be a cross but looked more like an X. In the dirt wriggled two tiny worms, the kind you find among pill bugs underneath rocks. Yahaira explained, “I tried to feed him, but it was too late.” I didn't have the heart to say that butterflies don't eat worms but evolve from them. “It's okay,” I said. “I killed him because I was too stupid to stop.” Yahaira took to picking butterfly fragments from her windshield and returning them to the tomb. I watched as if from a dream, mainly because I was asleep. I guess today R.I.P means “rest in pieces.” I was smart enough to keep that one inside. While Yahaira paced for the pressure of her conscience, I wondered what kind of world it would be if everyone valued life like this. What if our government beat with such a heart? If Nature were so ardently guarded? At this point, Yahaira was placing the windshield wiper itself on the grave, and I had to step in. I always said that she would never hurt a fly. Looks like I'd have to extend that to butterfly. I intercepted Yahaira and steered her to the street. Drivers roared by, wondering what I did to the poor girl. For want of caffeine, I repeated myself: “It's okay.” I asked Yahaira to phone her boss to say that a friend had died and hence the delay, but she would cough up the truth. She once notified Bank of America when they over-credited our account by $1,000. My therapist and I have almost worked through it. Yahaira smiled when I told her that I wouldn't
charge her with murder…this time. She was coming back. One last
glance at the butterfly burial ground, and we started our cars. Even as
we pulled away, those worms were devouring the corpse of the butterfly.
And I suppose that's okay too.
posted by: Jason
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posted by: Lady
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Tuesday, June 7, 2005
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posted by: Neo ©
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Tonnes of Great Adult Movies & Sexy Hardcore
Videos in Every Flavour...
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Monday, June 6, 2005
posted by: Swenson
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1. As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies: "These are not pigs; these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld." The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir." 2. As it was, a woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." It wasn't a week later when she rang up the doctor, who directly inquired as to her husband's progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh my, it was horrid. Just terrible!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped my clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!" "Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?" "No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years. But I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!" 3.
A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's
pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and asks:
"Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving badly?"
"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly
fat chick in the passenger seat that made me suspicious"
posted by: Neo
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posted by: Neo ©
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Sunday, June 5, 2005 Adrianna Lima is an abso-fucking-lutely hot and gorgeous Babe (with
a capital "B"). She's a 19 year old, 5'7, 105 lb Mexican Beauty with long
black hair, a completely shaved pussy, a great cum-fuck-me-doggy-style
arch, a nice ass, small, but very nice 32A breasts with nice brown nipples
and deep, dark eyes that you could just lose yourself in. I know I did.
OMG! I so totally fell in love with her. But, the bad part... Come on,
you know what it is. She has a boyfriend! Of course she does! A girl like
Adrianna is very seldom single and if she is single, she's not that way
for long. Aww, too bad for me, but she's very happy in her relationship
and even though I wanted to fuck her like there was no tomorrow, I was
very respectful of her relationship. (See this week's Blogger
Babe Pic)!
I saw Adrianna's picture on an agency's website and knew immediately
that I wanted to work with her. Not to mention, fall in love with and marry,
but as I already mentioned - SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND! Sorry, I just have to
keep reminding myself of that. Anyway, I called the agent, and told then
that I wanted to set up an interview with Adrianna. A few days later she
called - keep in mind at this point I did not know she was happily taken.
Anyway, between all the flirting (mostly from me), we set up an interview.
The next day she showed up at my office with an older guy following
close on her heels. Needless to say, I was a little disappointed, being
that I deffo had the fantasy that she was gonna show up, fall in love with
me and we were gonna run off together and live happily ever after... Oh
well, back to reality. As she walked into my office, I put my hand out
to introduce myself, but fueling my lust even more, Adrianna bypassed my
hand gave me a big hug and a passionate kiss on the cheek. Now you might
say to yourself, how can a kiss on the cheek be passionate? Trust me...
Maybe not in reality, but in my mind in was deffo very passionate. And
I will say that blood quickly rushed to my nether-regions. I wanted to
pull her into the office, slam the door (locking her companion out) and
have my way with her. But, being the professional that I am, I invited
her friend in. Come to find out, he was her "Uncle Bodyguard." Smart girl!
Yes, she was smart. That kiss already sealed the deal that I would hire
her. And I did! Almost before the interview began I told her she had the
job. The rest of the interview was just talking with her, finding out all
that I can and it was at this time that I found out she was taken. As my
heart sank, I put my tongue back in my mouth and wiped the drool out of
my pants. Dang, another dream girl taken from me before I got a chance
to sweep her off her feet. Oh well, at least I'm gonna see her naked.
A few days later, Adrianna showed up for the shoot, on time, with her
Bodyguard Uncle (who spent the entire shoot in my office on the computer
surfing the web). Him being on the puter was kewl, it kept him out of the
way and the shoot went great. Adrianna was a dream to work with. In less
than four hours we shot six complete set-ups including: a schoolgirl scene,
three different scenes with pink balloons - one with a black latex bikini,
whip and black thigh-high boots, one with pink booty shorts and pink ballet
slippers and one taking
a shower with the balloons.
We then shot a hot masturbation scene on my bed (Mmmmm, I still have
not washed my sheets). Usually when we shoot masturbation scenes, it's
pretty much all just posing... but not with Adrianna, OMG, she was really
getting into it and the whole time she was fingering herself, she was looking
straight into my eyes with a look that said "I want you." Well at least
that is what I was hoping her look said. And because Adrianna was really
getting into it (and starring right into my eyes while she did), it was
one the hottest masturbation scenes that I've even photographed - Mmmm.
And yes, finally, we shot an
erotic sleeping girl scene - also very hot. I never realized
how sexy a hot sleeping babe could be. Yummy!
Anyway, after the shoot, I talked with Adrianna a few times over the phone and also on the computer. I mentioned to her that she really should consider "Mainstream" modeling. And that I'd even help her get into it by shooting pics for her portfolio and hooking her up with some modeling agencies. She said that was what she really wanted to do and that she'd love to work on getting some "real" modeling pics and putting a book together... We said that we were gonna get together soon and do some more shooting, but, as my luck would have it, we never did and she moved out of state to go live with her boyfriend. Lucky Dude! Oh woe is me. But hey, at least I got a got to see her naked AND I got a nice kiss on the cheek. If you want to see more of Adrianna Lima, check out "Teen
Shower Cam" and "Somnophilia".
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph! I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o) Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o) Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
posted by: Neo ©
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Comments & Opinions I would love to hear from you. Please e-mail
me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
Sex
Blogger.
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