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Archived May 22, 2005 - June 4, 2005
Saturday, May 28, 2005
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posted by: The Porn Jester ©
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posted by: Patty © 2005
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posted by: Jason
Love ©
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Thursday, May 26, 2005
posted by: Neo
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posted by: Neo
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posted by: Neo
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posted by: Neo ©
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"Blonde-O-Rama" is a CyberAge Platinum site. It's easy to navigate, has no pop-ups, no hidden links, no consoles and no surfer entrapment of any kind. Trust me, if you surf the web at all, you already know how annoying consoles and pop-ups are. "Blonde-O-Rama" has three galleries of big breasted Blonde bimbos, one gallery of big breasted Brunette bimbos and a Blonde Jokes Gallery. All galleries are updated monthly.
"Anal Rama" is just what is says it is - Hardcore Anal Fucking!!! If you're into Anal Sex, then this is a great site for you. If you're not into Anal, don't go to this site!!! IT'S VERY HARDCORE!! "Anal-Rama" has 7 galleries with over 300 hardcore and close up pics of people (teens, preggos, grannies, trannies, etc.) having Anal Sex. The galleries are updated monthly. "Anal-Rama" is a "CyberAge PLATINUM" site.
"Sex-Fi" is a "CyberSex Prestige" site and is REALLY one of my favorite sites. I love the design of the splash pages. And yes, I designed them myself - "Thank you." The site had seven galleries of 3D animation, adult comix and illustrated erotica. Plus 20 different sci-fi & horror sex stories. I have also recently added 13 New Erotic Goth Tales, 25 Sex Tales of the Old West, and a new "Dark" Sci-fi Serial Comic. Anyway, the site is easy to navigate and it's updated monthly. If you're into sex, sci-fi and dark horror & erotic goth stories then you really should give "Sex-Fi" a try. Really you should! Really! Really! Do it now! :o)
"Nude Latina Teens" Site design is ok. It's easy to navigate and there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and certainly there is none of that other annoying crap that you usually get when you go to an adult site. The site has tons of photos of Hot & Spicy Latina Babes (real 18 & 19 year olds) spreading their creamy brown legs, showing pink and masturbating.
"Prep School Sluts" Site design is good. Easy to navigate, etc., etc.. This site is filled with sweet & slutty Schoolgirls and Cheerleaders in uniform. There are Hidden Cam galleries (so you can spy on Schoolgirls while they change their clothes and do the stuff that Schoolgirls do), and there are also UpSkirt galleries (so you can finally get a good look under that sexy little Cheerleader uniform). Remember when you were in school and you soooo wanted to fuck, or at least date, the Cheerleaders and most of the time they wouldn't even look your way? Well now these Hot Teens are spreading their legs and showing you just what you always wanted to see. "Nude
Latina Teens" and "Prep
School Sluts" are CyberAge
Platinum Sites. Each of these sites have over 300 photos of young hot
babes in various galleries. Each site is also updated on a regular basis
with fresh new pics, banners and links. By becoming a member of one of
these sites you will receive access to Both of them PLUS over 300,000 more
adult sites which are part of the CyberAge
network. No shit! 300,000 sites! In addition to getting free access to
tons of sites, you also get access to adult movies, live chat, live sex
shows, adult games, "model of the month" galleries, adult magazines, personal
ads and so much more. And the best part is that it all comes FREE with
your
CyberAge
Platinum membership. Cost of membership is only $19.90 a month. So,
for less than the cost of a Large Pizza (with anchovies of course) you
get more PORN than you will know what to do with. What a fucking great
deal!!! And if you don't believe me, then just take the FREE
CyberAge Platinum Tour and find out for yourself.
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The Sex Swing Stand and Ruby-Red Wrist Restraints were supplied for
the photo shoot by
Eros
Boutique – a great place for all your sexual pleasures. Click on the
link and check it out - Eros
Boutique.
posted by: Neo ©
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Wednesday, May 25, 2005
posted by: Neo ©
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My wife Yahaira and I showered for our date. We had just returned from the grocery store, where prices double weekly. I lathered myself into a tizzy: “Five bucks for Coco Puffs! What part of a Coco Puff is worth five dollars?” Yahaira wore that face she gets when she's trying to tune me out. It looks like constipation. “Did you see what we spent on cookies?” I said. “I wasn't aware of the global chocolate famine.” Taking my lecture to go, I resumed on the freeway: “Everywhere you turn, someone is trying to squeeze you. The doctor, the gardener, Mickey Mouse.” I vowed on my belly to never eat chocolate again. Yahaira stuck her head out the window. The observatory dome billowed on the horizon, and Yahaira came back in. “It's beautiful, papi.” Some people find it odd that she calls me papi, but then they call each other pumpkin. We approached the star-gazers who were milling about debating astrophysics as so many of us do on Saturday night. Others convened inside the dome, where a 20" lens was fixed on Pleiades. Everyone seemed eager like they expected God to reveal Himself. Since Yahaira and I were new to the world outside our house, I broke the ice with a dumb question: “What's the difference between a galaxy and a universe?” A gray-bearded man shook my hand. “I'm Carl. Are you new to the Astral Society?” “It was my question, wasn't it?” Carl—no relation to Sagan—started from scratch. “Earth,” he said, “belongs to the solar system, which is a tiny drop of milk in the Milky Way.” He paused to laugh. By himself. “There are over 150 billion other galaxies in the universe, which itself continues to grow.” Yahaira asked, “Growing onto what?” The group laughed like so many folks who had been there. An Asian man with Coke-bottle glasses cut in. “Andromeda is the nearest galaxy outside our own. It is 2.9 million light years away. The universe, on the other hand, is 15 billion light years in diameter. For now.” A light year is the distance light travels in one year. A billion is a one with twelve zeros at the end. Fifteen billion light years is very humbling. An elderly woman grabbed my elbow and pointed east. “See the belt of Orion?” I had no idea what she meant. “Yes,” I said. “To the right is a nebula. Look.” She handed me her binoculars, and I saw a bunch of brilliant blue glow worms. Those, she said, were stars being born. “Of course,” Carl interjected, “that all happened millions of years ago. It's only reaching your eyes now.” I wobbled on the edge of the space-time continuum. Maybe it was the fact that my head was attached to my back and would have to be surgically restored to an upright position. Carl explained how the Egyptians used the North Pole to align their pyramids. “But the North Star was all wrong in 2,500 B.C.,” added a boy no older than my underwear, “so they used points on both Dippers.” At that kid's age, I thought the world was created by a grumpy old man who wouldn't bring presents if I acted up. So it goes. His father clarified. “Earth,” he said, “revolves around the sun once a year, give or take a day in late February. It also spins on its axis. The sky, then, is always changing. Venus, for instance, shines in the morning for half the year and in the evening for the other half.” I nodded dumbly, unable to grasp a word. Something inside me resisted the lesson, refused to grow up. Heaven was so much more comfortable Yahaira and I bid our farewells, mainly because our brains were full. We didn't talk in the car. Nothing seemed important enough. 150 billion galaxies… A Saturn cut me off to gain a car-length. Funny name for a car. I wondered how many car-lengths were in a light year. Finally, I apologized to Yahaira for my previous tantrum and proposed a nightcap at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe (Denny's). I knew exactly what to order: “Anything with
chocolate and a tiny drop of milk from the Milky Way.”
posted by: Jason
Love ©
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posted by: Lady
Atropos ©
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Tuesday, May 24, 2005
posted by: Elsie Bee ©
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posted by: Neo ©
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posted by: Neo
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We all like to watch, so here's something for
that "Pervert" in all of us... Enjoy!
posted by: Neo ©
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Monday, May 23, 2005
posted by: Swenson
Funnies ©
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1. A guy walks into a bar carrying an 18" alligator. The bartender says, "What do think you're doing? Get that goddamn thing out of here. I don't allow pets in my establishment". The guy tries to explain. "Look he won't cause any trouble. He's well trained and I'll prove it". He then proceeds to put the alligator on the bar and says, "open". The alligator open its mouth and you can see all of its razor sharp teeth. "Now watch this", he says and proceeds to remove his penis through his zipper and lays his balls gently onto the alligator's teeth. He then orders a beer and proceeds to drink it. All the while the alligator keeps its mouth open and nothing happens. After finishing the beer the man gently removes his penis and puts it back into his pants. He then says, "close" and the alligator closes its mouth. "You see he is perfectly trained. He would do that for anybody. Does anyone want to try?" After looking around he finally here a drunk whose sitting at table say "Sure I'd like to try. But I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long." 2. The waitress walks up to one of her tables and is shocked to see three Japanese men, all sat there masturbating violently. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" she screams. One of the Japanese guys looks up and says, "Well, it says on the menu, First come, First served!" 3.
Two Mexicans, Pepe and Pedro, who had been lost in the desert for weeks,
were at death's door. As they stumbled on, hoping for salvation in the
form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spied through the
heat and haze, a tree, off in the distance. As they get closer, they began
to make out that the tree was draped with slabs upon slabs of bacon. There
was smoked bacon, crispy bacon, juicy nearly-raw bacon, bacon of all sorts.
"Hey, Pepe," cried Don Pedro, "Ees a bacon tree! We are saved!" "You're
right, amigo!" said Pepe as he went on ahead and running up to the tree,
salivating at the prospect of food. When he got to within five feet of
the tree, the sound of machine gun fire erupted and down he went in a hail
of bullets. Don Pedro quickly dropped down on the sand and called out to
his dying friend, "Pepe! Pepe! "Que pasa hombre?" With his dying breath,
Pepe called out, "Run, amigo, run!" "Ees not a bacon tree." "Ees a ham
bush."
posted by: Neo
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posted by: Neo ©
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Sunday, May 22, 2005 Annie and Kitty are a couple of the babes that I've recently had the
pleasure to work with (see this week's Blogger
Babes Pic)!
Annie is deffo very pregnant - nine months worth. She's a 19 year
old, 5'7, half White, half Latina, cute, girl-next-door babe with a hugh
tattoo on her lower back. She has short mousy-brown hair, a nice friendly
smile, 34C milk-swollen tits with big brown nipples and a hairy, swollen
(from being pregnant) pussy.
Kitty's a really cute, really tiny, very young looking, 18 year old,
4'11, 85 lb Asian girl. She has long reddish-brown hair, a completely shaved
and pierced pussy, a great cum-fuck-me-doggy-style arch, a really tiny,
tiny butt and absolutely no tits what-so-ever. She says that they are a
32A, but even that would be pushing it. She just has nipples and nothing
else.
Anyway, I've written about the both of them over the past two weeks.
If you're interested - Click
here to read about it.
If you want to see more of Annie & Kitty, check out "Teen
Shower Cam", "Nude
Pregnant Women", "Triple
X Cams" and "Somnophilia".
posted by: Neo ©
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph! I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o) Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o) Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
posted by: Neo ©
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Comments & Opinions I would love to hear from you. Please e-mail
me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
Sex
Blogger.
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