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Saturday, May 21, 2005

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Friday, May 20, 2005 Friday Frights - BARONESS BONNIE Baroness Bonnie   In the Year of our Lady 960, there was revealed a great secret in the land of Erinalba. As an educated man at the academy of Brittance, I was appointed by the local villagers of Gothna to explore the small castle of Baron Vanda Horn. Everybody knew that the lord had been killed by his wife, who supposedly took her own life afterwards.  I arrived at the small castle around sunset since the journey took me half a day by horseback to reach. I hollered at the closed gate but received no reply. Since the air was turning cooler, I dismounted my horse and tried to open the gate. It would not bulge with my strength.  I made a campfire near the castle gate in hopes that someone within would see the smoke of my fire. I ate a few rations and soon grew weary of waiting. I retrieved my coarse woolen blanket and wrapped it around my body. My eyes grew heavy and I soon nodded off to sleep.  I awoke to the sound of my horse running off into the night probably back to Gothna. Something had spooked it but I heard no sound nor had no sense of alarm myself. I peered into the darkness but could not discern anything out of the unusual.  I tried yelling at the gate once again. To my surprise, the gate slowly opened. I quickly entered and the gate closed behind me.  I did not see anyone about in the yard so I went to the main door of the castle. It opened easily and I entered.  I found the main hall deserted and the floor covered with thick dust. I found a lantern and lit it with my tinderbox. With the lantern's light, I explored the first floor of the small castle. My findings were that the dwelling had been deserted for more than a year.  I made my way up the staircase and I heard a creaking of a door. I searched amongst the closed doors and found the third one to my left open. The first thing that struck me as odd was that the window was blocked by wooden planks. Next, I found the large bed was neatly made and no dust was found.  I step inside the room to look at the bed closer.  "Who are you to enter my home?" said a feminine voice behind me.  I turned and saw a brunette beauty wrapped in a black cloak. She appeared to be about the same age as my own twenty years. Her eyes were dark and her skin was of a pale complexion.  "I am Richent of Gothna," I replied. "And I apologize for the intrusion. I was under the impression that this castle was deserted."  "It is except for me," she replied.  "And you would be?"  "Baroness Bonnie Horn."  The name flashed a warning to my mind. The baron and baroness were well into their adult years. This woman was more than half the age that the baroness would have been.  "I'm cold and tired, m'lady," I sighed. "I'm in no mood for games this late into the night."  The woman just smiled and parted the cloak to reveal her body to me. Her womanhood was barely covered by a patch of leather. Her breasts were bare even though she wore a harness with chains. An intricate tattoo was around her belly button. I felt lust in my loins.  "And I am hungry," she said walking toward me.  It was then that I saw that her teeth had grown longer and her eyes were ablaze with bloodlust. I knew that I had no chance for escape. She was between me and the door.  The baroness forced me to sit on the bed. Her strength was indeed great. She kissed my lips with her own ruby red lips. My manhood was growing harder as her tongue flickered in my mouth. She parted our lips only after briefly sucking my tongue.  I knew she was a vampiress and I should be resisting the urge of lust. I found that I could not resist no matter how hard I tried. It was as if my will was being sapped from me.  She ran her tongue down my neck and kissed the skin. My toes were tingling and my gut was tensing up for I knew she would soon bite through the skin. The baroness did not bite my neck much to my surprise.  Instead, she told me to lie back on the bed. I did so and she pulled my trousers down. My manhood was standing to attention before her despite what she was. The baroness smiled mischievously and flickered her moist tongue over my swollen purple head. The sensation was bliss for I had never had a woman other than the regular position.  The baroness grasped the base of my manhood and gently squeezed. The pressure made my manhood grow harder and stiffer not that I needed it. She gently kissed my swollen head before engulfing it into her mouth.  She sucked eagerly at my manhood which drove me insane with delight. I felt my passion growing to new heights. When I felt like I was about to spill my seed, I felt pain shooting from two places. The baroness continued sucking my manhood as I felt two wounds bleeding. The pain was unbearable but the pleasure from her sucking was more great.  I soon shot my seed deep into the baroness's mouth. My energy was spent but she continued to suck. I felt myself growing colder and I begged her to stop.  She stopped sucking and took her lips away from my manhood. I saw the blood on her lips and looked down to my manhood. I saw that it was still erect and there were two puncture wounds on the shaft. Fresh blood was seeping from the wounds.  "You are now mine," the baroness said before wrapping her lips around my manhood once more. She continued sucking the blood from my manhood and I spilled my seed once more. I found myself fighting the darkness. I knew that I would never be the same again if I gave in. I had no choice after spilling my seed a third time from the baroness's sucking. The darkness had won . . .  When I awoke, I found myself in a damp room full of dirt. There was no light source but I found that I no longer needed one. For even though the room was pitch dark, I soon found myself able to see as if a dim lantern was burning.  The room was empty except for me and a bed of dirt. I found the heavy oak door unlocked and left the room. I found myself in an underground hallway with several rooms on each side. The doors had heavy locks on the outside. I gathered from this information that I was in the dungeon underneath the baroness' small castle.  I walked to the end of the hallway and went up the stairs. I had to make this my chance to escape the baroness' clutches. I did not want to know what she planned for my new form. I felt a hunger stab at my stomach as I reached the top of the stairs.  I made my way through the small castle and to the front door. The pain in my stomach was much stronger as I staggered out into the castle yard. The gate was closed but I easily opened it. The moon was full and bright as I made the journey back to Gothna.  I made it back to Gothna with plenty of darkness left. The fact that I was now faster did not weigh heavily on my mind. What did worry me was that I had no idea of how much time passed after I was bitten by Baroness Bonnie. Nor did I know how long I was out afterwards.  I went directly to my small house near the Salmon Tavern. I wrote what happened at the baroness' castle. What I am to do next depends on if I can find a place to spend the day without discovery. When night falls, I will have to satisfy the hunger. Pity the person that I chose for it will not be as pleasurable as it was for me . . .  THE END  . .

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

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And So It Goes - Where Did Hockey Go?

     No matter how bad life gets, I know that hockey is there for me. It is an altar on which I sacrifice my aggressions. It keeps me from killing the neighbor's dog.

     What I want to know is, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY GAME?

     Every year hockey disintegrates into “family viewing.” The NHL issues more dictates to make the game OSHA-compliant, G-rated, PTA-approved.

     I blame it on the Mighty Ducks.

     Hockey is no place for Disney, and why did they come around to begin with? Did they mistake it for the National Hokey League? Hockey is for gladiators. We should be trying to incorporate lions into the sport.

     Fights are down 50% over the past three years. That's something, like…half! What am I to do with all this hostility?

     Remember the days when Gretzky got checked? The fans would hush, the referee would squirm, and out jumped Marty McSorely to hunt down the culprit. The rest was Batman: Splosh! Bammo! Wham! Talk about drama.

     There is nothing more exciting than a hockey fight. Sticks drop, gloves fly, and the showdown begins. On very special nights you get a line brawl, mano a mano, goalie a goalie. And the fans exult like so many Romans.

     Disney can't appreciate the unwritten rules that a player picks up along the way. If you shoot the puck after a whistle, a large man thumps you on the nose. You learn. If you knee a guy with the intent to injure, five men thump you on the nose. And you learn.

     It's like The Godfather before the senate hearings ruined the series: sometimes it gets bloody out there but only out of respect for the family—er, team.

     The hockey fight also has a purging effect. Like a hard rain. Or a good vomit. Skill players get a much needed rest, entertainment included, and the contest begins anew.

     Yet the NHL meddles. Disney is meeting with the commissioner right now to propose more Mickey Mouse calls. So it goes.

     Let us count the ways we have sissified hockey:

          • Two referees: no more jostling behind the puck.
          • The instigator penalty: no dropping the gloves without consent.
          • Jersey straps: no more bestial, bare-chested brawls.
          • Automatic game misconduct: no Round Two.
          • Whistles any time someone falls: no more hitting.
          • Nets to protect the fans: no more sense of danger.

     What's next, tea and crumpets between periods? If we must add rules, how about too many women on the ice?

     Remember when referees would pocket their whistle and let the boys decide the score for themselves? Man, was that fun. In overtime you could discharge small weapons, providing they were licensed. There was spearing and elbowing and washing of the face, and it made you so mad that you wanted to shout, “I love this game!”

     Now hockey is like Dallas without J.R., Nascar without accidents, Hostess cupcakes without crème filling! Some stations even censor fights by cutting to commercial. Who are they to decide? It's like missionaries breaking in and stealing your girly mags.

     Even checking isn't checking anymore. Players are terrified of the whistle: charging, roughing, tripping, using the lord's name in vain. Yesterday a guy tapped his opponent on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me, but I'll be checking you momentarily. Please don't overreact.”

     Commissioner: stop the madness. The tenets of hockey are older than ice. Your job is not to domesticate the game but to make sure the fans are enjoying themselves. Hear that roar in the distance? A fight is breaking out, and the spectators are going nuts. They may even order $10 beers.

     If we maintain our present tack, hockey will go the way of basketball: “Johnson dribbles to the key and is fouled. Smith passes to the perimeter and is fouled. McKinney takes—fouled…”

     Talk has turned to mandatory face masks, stage four in the conspiracy. The ostensible reason is to protect players’ eyes, but we know the truth: enforcers will have nothing to swing at. The best they can do is tattle on each other.

     Still—sigh—there is no substitute for hockey. Even if the NHL reduces the sport to figure skating with pucks, I'll have to keep watching…but I won't be held responsible for what happens to the neighbor's dog.
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Monday, May 16, 2005

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1. Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.  "Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked. "Nope." "Is it pork?" the son Willie asked. "Nope." "Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed. "I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me." "Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating Asshole!!"

2. A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation centre. Man: "What are you doing here today?"  Woman: "Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."  Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation centre.  Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"  Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

3. One day little Johnny comes home one day from school and his mom asks him how his day was.  He replies, "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!"  Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait 'till your dad gets home, he's going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!"  So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad is home and comes up to the room. The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy. "Great job son! How old are you 12? 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?"  So, they go to the store and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, "well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?"  The boy answers, " No, that's okay Dad, My ass is still sore!"
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Sunday, May 15, 2005

Blogger Babe - Kitty

Kitty's a really cute, really tiny, really young looking, 18 year old, 4'11, 85 lb Asian babe. She has long reddish-brown hair, a completely shaved & pierced pussy, a great cum-fuck-me-doggy-style arch, a really tiny, tiny butt and absolutely no tits what-so-ever. She says that they are a 32A, but even that would be pushing it. She just has nipples and nothing else. Yes, Kitty's really cute, but, she's actually a little too young looking for my taste. As I always do before shooting, I had to check her IDs (plural). She's so young looking that I actually had to double and triple check her ID's. Yup, she really is 18!!! And she's also married! Married! Can you believe that? Dang! 18 year old porn girl and she is already married. Wow... (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!
 

Kitty came to me through another model (Pregnant Annie) that I recently had a photo shoot with. Actually I was shooting Annie and during the shoot we called her friend (Kitty) to come over and finish up the shoot with a few girl / girl scenes. Click here to read about it.
 

Just in case you are too lazy to click on the link I will give you a quick recap of the shoot. In the two hours that we had Kitty, we shot some simple nudes of her, shot her as a schoolgirl, and then we did a sleeping girl scene with her - Hmmm :o)
 

Then we then shot Kitty and Pregnant Annie together as Lesbian Schoolgirls, in lingerie, in Goth outfits with thigh-high boots and finally in a nice hot and relaxing bubble bath. That was a lot of fun. Wish that I could have joined them. Hmmmm... I love bubble baths...
 

We finished the shoot a little over the scheduled time but we got a heck of a lot done. I haven't talked to either girl since then, but, because both of them know a lot of adult models, I will deffo be calling them soon to get some names. Always looking for new models - Hint! Hint!
 

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