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 Saturday, May 14, 2005

I'd Hit It!

Mmmm... Melissa Jayne

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Friday, May 13, 2005 Friday Frights - BLACK MASS Black Mass The coven of thirteen witches gathered around the altar shortly before midnight. On the slab of black granite, a young man's wrists and ankles were bound in chains. The chains were connected to rings set at each corner of the rock. He was completely nude and his dark brown hair was damp with sweat. His pubic hair had recently been shaved off and he was smooth as a baby's butt.  The only witch not in a black robe was the High Priestess who was clad in a crimson robe. She stepped up to the rock and raised her hands high. In her hands was shiny sharp sword three feet long.  "Hail to the Dark God," she chanted to the night sky full of stars. "Let this satisfy his thirst and grant us our wish for tonight."  She brought the sword to the young man's chest and carved a large upside down cross in his tanned chest. The wound was just enough to draw blood. The High Priestess nodded and two black robed witches came forth.  Each of them began fondling the young man's testicles. Despite the fact that he was numb with a powerful sedative, his penis grew hard. One of the women began kissing the swollen head. He began moaning in pleasure and the other witch began sucking on his nipples.  "He is close to coming, Mistress," the one kissing his cock said between her licks.  The High Priestess smiled and the two witches withdrew from their sucking. She replaced them as they returned to their places within the circle. She grabbed the hard nine inch cock and one of the witches placed a large gold goblet between his legs.  "Are you ready to meet our Master, Thomas?" the High Priestess asked  Thomas just stared blankly at her until she jerked his cock harder. The witches began chanting in an ancient tongue. He started to cum and then she slashed with the sword. His manhood, shaft and balls, was neatly cut off.  Only then did he scream in horror.  The High Priestess placed the manhood and testicles into the goblet. She filled the goblet with the blood until it was running over.  "Now drink, my sisters," the High Priestess said as she passed the goblet to one of the witches.  Each witch took a swallow of blood. When they were done, the goblet was returned to the High Priestess who took a large drink. She began chanting a spell and waved the sword over the goblet.  The penis inside the goblet seemed to swell and move by itself.  "Success," the High Priestess said with delight.  She placed the goblet and the sword on the rock. Each witch including the High Priestess took off their robes to reveal their nakedness. They danced around the rock and the now-dead body.  The High Priestess took the severed penis from the goblet and began fingering her vagina. The chanting grew louder and the dancing grew faster. After a few moments, she shoved the penis into her moist snatch and moaned in pleasure. The penis was too huge to fit completely inside the High Priestess' pussy but at least seven inches of the shaft went in deep.  She began chanting again as she felt the power of her Master swell up inside her. When she felt the demon dick, ejaculate inside her, the High Priestess released her own juices.  The chanting and dancing stopped when she let out a powerful cry that was a mixture of pain and pleasure. The High Priestess dropped to her knees and began laughing.  "In a few months, the Savior will be born," she said with glee. "And earth shall tremble in fear."  The witches moved toward the dead young man. They began gnawing on the still warm flesh. THE END  . .

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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

And So It Goes - Mirror Land

     In the not-so-good old days, I lived in the mirror. Couldn't go ten minutes without a peek. You'd think I was afraid of disappearing. It wasn't vanity so much as the impulse to fix myself. Some people call it retarded.

     Sunup to sundown, I probed my face for flaws. Weeks were lost to the idea that one eye was bigger than the other. My shrink, Dr. Dan, called it “body dysmorphic disorder”—seeing a monster in the mirror. Michael Jackson is what happens when you mix BDD with millions of dollars.

     One morning I stared into the looking glass so long that I had a bad trip. My reflection wouldn't let go. I looked into his eyes; he looked back into mine; and so it went toward some demented expression of pi.

     That day I decided to never look in the mirror again.

     Dr. Dan said that “always and never are untoward endeavors.” I asked him why he couldn't just be happy for me. Then I took back my brain and went home.

     Three winters lapsed, and would you believe that I was good to my word? I contact-papered the mirrors and made my poor wife fend for herself in a compact. To shave and comb, I used The Force. I avoided windows, rearview mirrors, and the shiny side of compact discs. I boxed up all the photographs. As fate would have it, I did disappear.

     And it worked! Appearance no longer shrouded reality (whatever that is). I faced the day without a face. I was neither vain nor self-conscious; I simply was. Sure, I had bedhead most days, but people thought it was part of my mad scientist look. I didn't consider what I looked like, and others followed my lead.

     Then came the panic attacks, triggered by pictures, songs, anything that smelled meaningful. Julia Roberts died in a movie, and boom—I couldn't breathe. Mostly the attacks came when I imagined my wife passing on. Why did I do that? Retarded.

     Dr. Dan suggested that my issues had relocated: mirror issues became panic issues. I told him that the real problem is how much I hated his mother.

     Then came the titan of attacks. I was sifting through our Memories Box, when the meaning of life descended like a blanket. What's it all about?…Why do we strive as we do?… I called my wife, but she was at lunch being accosted by a rapist, no doubt.

     It felt like I was missing a part. I ran outside to grab a neighbor, the mailman, a stray cat—anything but the void. No one lurked, not even a Jehovah's Witness. So it goes.

     Just when my thoughts turned to the noose, a voice said, “Look at yourself.”

     So I did.

     I rushed inside and unpapered a mirror. There in the glass awaited my old friend. He hadn't gone anywhere. He even looked the same—aside from the darting eyes. He was the missing part. We had, after all, known each other since spermhood.

     Accept. Approve. Surrender.

     That's what popped into my head. I'm not sure what the words meant, but they steered me toward “the middle way.” Lao Tzu would be proud. Now I don't spend hours at the mirror, nor do I shun it altogether. I look when I look.

     I can't say that I regret my experiment. We could all spend less time in front of the mirror and more time looking at ourselves. My issues are probably relocating as we speak. I just hope they land on Dr. Dan.
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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

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Monday, May 9, 2005

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. The train was traveling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper.  The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me fuck you for a dollar?" "Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper.  A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me fuck you for a million dollars?"  After a brief pause, the woman replied "yes, I suppose I would." Again the man returned to his newspaper.  A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me fuck you for five dollars?"  "Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl do you take me for?" "We've already established that" replied the man, "We're just haggling over the price!"

2. One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.  The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!"  The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit."  The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval.  The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it."  So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."  So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.  The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"

3. A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window.  Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks. "Yes," the woman says, "you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer." "That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman.  He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."
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Sunday, May 8, 2005

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Blogger Babe - Pregnant Annie

Annie is this week's "Blogger Babe" and yes, she is deffo very pregnant - nine months worth. She's a 19 year old, 5'7, cute, girl-next-door, half white, half Latina babe with the typical tattoo on her lower back. She has short mousy-brown hair, a nice friendly smile, 34C milk-swollen tits with big brown nipples and a hairy, pregnant-swollen, pussy (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
 

I saw Annie's pic in an agent's book and of course I immediately called my partner - Big Lou, and told him about her. We decided to shoot her as soon as we could. I mean, come on... this babe is nine months pregnant and who knows when she will actually go into labor. I asked the agent to have her call me and within a day I was talking with her.
 

The next day she showed up (on time) for the interview. We immediately hit it off and ended up talking for about an hour or so. You know, about all kinds of stuff... Anyway, I booked her for a shoot the following day.
 

Annie showed up (on time) for the shoot and we immediately got to work. Thinking about her being pregnant, I slowed down the pace of the shoot - so as not to wear her out. But she was deffo a trooper and in about two hours we actually got a lot done; schoolgirl, cheerleader, a webcam scene, a voyeur scene and, of course, one of my favorite things to shoot now - a sleeping girl scene.
 

After we did the sleeping girl scene we then shot Annie in lingerie with a dildo. That was kinda interesting because at first she was just licking the toy and rubbing it on the outside of her vagina. The I asked if she could do a little more with it - like stick it a little ways inside of herself. No sooner than I had asked - "Schlooup!" She slid it in to the hilt. Dang! First thing I thought was "be careful, you're gonna poke the baby in the eye"... LOL! Right after we finished that set-up, we took a break for lunch. While eating, I found out that she has a few friends in the adult biz and that she also does girl/girl. So of course Big Lou and I immediately had the same thought. We asked her if she was able to do a g/g shoot now (as in right now) and if she had any friends that would be interested in shooting with her.
 

Within an hour, this cute, really tiny, very young looking, 18 year old, 4'11, 85 lb, Asian, Porn Star, girl named Kitty was standing nude in my studio and ready for a g/g shoot with Annie. Kitty has long reddish-brown hair, a completely shaved and pierced pussy, a great cum-fuck-me-doggy-style arch, a really tiny, tiny butt and absolutely no tits what-so-ever. She says that they are a 32A, but even that would be pushing it. She just has nipples and nothing else.
 

Yes, Kitty's really cute, but, she's actually a little too young looking for my taste. As I always do before shooting, I had to check her ID's (plural). She's so young looking that I actually had to double and triple check her ID's. Yup, she really is 18!!! And she's also married! Married! Can you believe that? Dang! 18 year old porn girl and she is already married. Wow! Oh, BTW, Kitty will be next week's "Blogger Babe." :o)
 

Anyway, we continued with the shoot... In the next two hours we shot Kitty by herself as a schoolgirl and a sleeping girl. Then we then shot Kitty and Annie together as Lesbian Schoolgirls, in lingerie, in Goth outfits with thigh-high boots and finally in a nice hot and relaxing bubble bath. That was a lot of fun. Wish that I could have joined them. Hmmmm... I love bubble baths...
 

We finished the shoot a little over the scheduled time but we got a heck of a lot done. I haven't talked to either girl since then, but, because both of them know a lot of adult models, I will deffo be calling them soon to get some names. Always looking for new models - Hint! Hint!

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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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