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Saturday, April 23, 2005

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Friday, April 22, 2005 Friday Fiction - A FRIEND IN NEED A FRIEND IN NEED      Jenna stumbled from Mrs. Horton’s office wondering how in the world this could have happened to her!!! Fired from her job, and after all these years, she couldn’t believe it!!! She passed Mrs. Renken's desk on the way to her own, and as she walked past it she said, "I can't believe it, he just fired me, he said something about across the board cut backs, and that I was doing a fine job but they just had to let me go, but I know the real reason, she snapped, "I'll tell you why, it’s cuz of my weight, he doesn’t want a fat bitch like me around the office, well I’m gonna sue, you mark my words!!!" Donna sat and let the young woman vent before replying, " I'm so sorry that they're letting you go, but you've been here for three years and you're still doing the same thing you were when you started, now I think, no, make that know, that you will find a better job in no time flat!" "Do you really think so," a teary eyed Jenna whispered, "it's just that I've never been fired before, and it really hurts!" At that point she began sobbing almost uncontrollably, and Donna took her into her arms and comforted her while offering, "I've got and idea," "why don't you come over to my place tonight, we'll have some dinner and maybe watch a little TV, I don't think you should be alone tonight, and I'm not doing anything special!" "Really, you wouldn't mind, Jenna asked while wiping away her tears, that would be very nice!" "Okay then, it's settled," Donna replied, "let's get going!"      Donna Renken lived in a new building on the thirty fifth floor with a breath taking view of the city, and immediately Jenna went over to the big picture window, and while admiring the view said, "this view is worth the price of rent alone!!!" "Thanks," Donna shouted from the other room, "for eight hundred a month it better have good view!" Jenna sat on chair in front of the window and watched the traffic far below wending its way up and down the streets until Donna came out of the bedroom dressed in a gauzy dressing gown. "I hope you don't mind my getting out of my work clothes," said Donna, but they are so confining after a hard day at the office." Hearing the words "at the office" set Jenna off sobbing again as she wailed, "Oh, Mrs. Renken, what am I going to do, I’ll never find another job!!! "Well, for starters, you can start calling me Donna, we aren't at the office anymore, so let's be a little less formal, okay?" Not waiting for an answer, Donna went to the frightened young girl, put her arms around her and held her close while whispering, "Let's sit down and get talk this over!!!" On the sofa, Jenna rested her head on Donna’s shoulder while the fifty five year old matron gently stroked her face and hair. "You seem so tense, child," said Sybil, "and I think I know a way to relax you and make you feel much better," while reaching down to undo the sash holding her house coat shut, revealing a very large chest with pink tipped nipples. "Okay dear, this is how I calm down my own two children when they're feeling low," she said, while feeding one of her hard nubs into Jenna's eager mouth, suck it my child, let mama make her baby feel all better!" For the first time since she had gotten the ax Jenna began to unwind as she rested her head on Donna’s big round tummy while gently sucking on her oversized tit!!! It was then she realized that when she had called her self a fat bitch she had inadvertently included Donna in her remarks as she was even bigger and plumper than she was!!! Lifting her face, she whispered, Thank you, and then went silently back to nursing on the hard nip!!!      Jenna wasn’t sure how long she had had her mouth at Donna’s big breast, but she was roused to her senses when the older woman took her by the hand and led her into the bedroom, and once there a dazed Jenna stood calmly while Donna removed all of her clothing. The cool air conditioned air caused Jenna's 42DD's to shrivel up and grow hard, which immediately caught Donna’s hungry eyes!!! Donna let her hands roam over Jenna’s oversized body, commenting that her body was ideally suited for sexual gratification, and just to prove her point, she took her finger and let it slip into her warm slit where she fingered the young woman to near an orgasm!!! Jenna wobbled unsteadily, while allowing the older woman to lead her over to the bed to lie down. "Now, my dear," Donna said, as she removed her house coat, "let mama make her big girl feel all better!" Jenna had never in her life had any type of sexual contact with another woman, but it seem like the most natural thing in the world when Donna climbed on top of her, and with their two huge chests squished together, the old lady surprised her by pressing the head of a strap on dildo against her hairy opening!!!       I’m going to fuck you dear, she whispered into Jenna’s ear, a girl sometimes just needs a good fuck to make her troubles disappear!!! Jenna’s pussy was literally dripping with juice, so it offered little if no resistance when Donna pushed the huge head past her outer lips and inside the steaming cauldron that was Jenna’s big fat cunt!!! Jenna reach up and maneuvered their breasts in such a way until their had nipples were in direct contact with each other, and just as she started to rub them together, Donna began powering the big latex pecker in and out of her with almost brutal ferocity!!! Oh, oh, oh, she gasped as her tubby friend fucked her like a two dollar whore, f-fuck me harder, oh yesssssss, make me your fat fuck doll!!! Hearing the young bitch begging for more drove Donna into an even greater frenzy, and with her big fat butt providing the power, she slammed the thick cock in and out of her until she was screaming at the top of her lungs as a climax of epic proportions slammed into her helpless cunt!!!       Jenna lay there with her legs still splayed wide apart and a little line of drool running out of the corner of her mouth when a surprisingly agile Donna, shucked the strap on and scrambled her crotch over Jenna’s slack jawed mouth, and then without a word of warning, lowered her huge hairpie onto the stunned woman’s open mouth!!! Intoxicating!!! That was the only word that could accurately describe the aroma that wafted from Donna’s huge cunt!!! Almost like someone that was starving did Jenna attack the older woman’s hypersensitive pussy, and like a magnet draws metal, her tongue made its way through the dense jungle of pubic hair until it came to rest directly upon Donna Renken’s erect clitoris!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, fuck that’s good, the older woman sighed, “mmmmmmmmmmmm, yes, suck mama’s big hard clitty, make her have a nice hard cummy!!! Jenna just loved hot sex talk, and hearing her friend pleading to get her cunt sucked, well it drove her tongue into overdrive as she nipped a licked her friend to what can only be described as an absolute stunner!!!       Donna rolled off Jenna’s mouth and lay panting like thirsty dog while Jenna slid over and took one of Donna’s big nipples into her mouth and went instantly to sleep!!! The old woman smiled to herself and caressed her young visitor’s cheek as she too drifted off into dreamland!!! And to think they had all weekend to figure it all out!!!  THE END . .

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

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And So It Goes - My Darling Pack Rat

     A pack rat is any of various rodents that collect in their nests a diversity of objects. Pack rats have soft brown fur and resemble squirrels with large ears. They have been found as far south as Nicaragua but, more problematically, living as wife in my home!

     Let’s investigate, shall we.

     My wife Yahaira just purchased her fifth computer. We still have the first four, stacked in an otherwise useful closet. Yahaira goes through so many computers because she has never, ever deleted a file. She came close one day last April but chickened out when Windows asked if she was sure.

     When Yahaira opens her e-mail, the processor begins to smoke on account of the 600,000 messages in her inbox. One time I set the program to archive e-mails that are 6 months old. She didn’t talk to me for a week.

     Yahaira has kept every ticket stub, postcard, receipt, packing slip, and baggage claim sticker since the first grade. And notes—the woman could restore the forests of Oregon. She keeps them in her just-in-case files. I’m not sure what case that would be.

     My wife does not abandon relationships either. Her ex-husband calls once a month and always inquires about me. “How’s that poor guy doing anyway?” Yahaira keeps addresses of people she can’t remember save through hypnosis. Last month, her third-grade teacher came over for board games!

     Whereas I always thought that true friends were the ones who survived transitions between phone books, Yahaira taught me that we can always buy bigger phone books.

     She doesn’t even part with empty containers. Last week I was devastated to find an empty box of Corn Flakes and could only be consoled by the fact that if I had poured the cereal, the milk would have been empty anyway. So it goes.

     The garage, however, is where the real cramming takes place. Lift up the tarps and you will see hair supplies from high school, sporting goods that no one can recognize, gifts that my wife has been meaning to send for several Christmases. There are piggy banks, 8-track tapes, clocks with hands, Barbie dolls without hands.

     Then there are the clothes awaiting sentence. Yahaira doesn’t wear them, but she also can’t give them away. I believe they caused a short circuit in her brain. If you inquire about the clothing, she says, “They’re not hurting anyone out there, are they?”

     From personal experience, I find it best to move on at that point.

     Then we have the broken appliances: vacuums that don’t suck, fans that don’t blow, lamps, hairdryers, space heaters, cram, cram, cram. Next is the friends and relatives section, where Yahaira stores things for others. There is Blake’s luggage, which itself is storing toiletries. There is Dania’s third-string bed set. Wait—There’s Uncle Tony! He’s not missing after all.

     You can hardly blame a guy for wanting to purge. I mean, how many incomplete decks of cards can a family need?

     I picked at the nest, careful to maintain its infrastructure. My strategy was to discard only items that could be replaced in case of emergency. That toaster, for instance. If Yahaira inquired about it, I could buy a new one, drag it home through the gutter, and none would be the wiser.

     Before long I acquired a handsome heap of rubbish and only needed a container to carry it (surely I wouldn’t use our own trash bin). I spotted a grimy, blanket-like item that must have been used to wipe dipsticks. You couldn’t even read the logo: minican something or other. Must have been mechanic jargon.

     I delivered my package and returned from the dumpster lighter, fresher, cleaner. I had taken one giant step toward unmucking my home.

     It would be a week before Fate finished the chapter…

     Yahaira returned from work with that baby glow:

     “I’ve been thinking of all the things I want to give our baby. I picked out the cutest little crib. I want to fill it with toys and hang Mom’s afghan over the side.”

     “Afghan?”

     “Yeah, it’s in the garage. Have you seen it?”

     Oh, God, no.

     “It’s yea big and says Dominican Republic on it.”

     Minican. The one thing I can’t replace.

     I won’t share what happened next because it involves a lot of words you don’t find in the Bible. Let’s just say that I promised on my privates that I will never—never ever, if I remember correctly—remove anything from the garage ever again. Ever. I also surrendered my car space and now park on the street.

     Yahaira has since redoubled her pack rat behavior to compensate for the loss. The only difference is that I don’t have any smart aleck comments. Between you and me, though, I think the clouds are going to open up someday and we are going to witness a whirling mass of wreckage disappear into the sky.

     It will be Yahaira taking it with her.
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Monday, April 18, 2005

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2. A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"  The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."

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Sunday, April 17, 2005

Blogger Babe - Anika

Anika's a 19 year old, 5'8, 120 lb very sexy, strawberry blonde cutie with very pretty greenish-grey eyes, nice lips and a smooth complexion. She has a nice figure (34A-24-34), tiny, tiny boobs with nicely shaped pink little nipples, a flat stomach, long, long legs, a nice round butt, a great cum-fuck-me doggy-style arch and a completely shaved, pink little pussy (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
 

An agent sent Anika's pic to me and as soon as I saw it I deffo knew that she would be great for a shoot. I got her number, gave her a call, talked with her on the phone for about an hour (laughing, flirting, etc.) and finally got around to setting up an interview for the following day.

She showed up late for the interview. Got lost. After all she is a blonde - well, strawberry blonde, so I guess maybe that doesn't count. Anyway... right from the start we got along. We talked a lot, laughed a lot, flirted a lot and yes, not only did I want to hire her, but I also liked her. Yes, she was young, sexy and sweet (with a sultry side), but that is not why I liked her. Well, yeah, those are deffo reasons why I liked her, but I really liked her because she was goofy and she made me laugh. I'm deffo a sucker for a girl with a good sense of humor. Anyway, after she left, I called my partner, Big Lou, and told him about her. We decided to hire her for our next shoot.
 

Anika showed up for the shoot. Late, (blonde) but at least she showed up. The shoot went ok... She had only a few hours to work with us before she had to leave, so between the flirting and joking around we were actually rushing to get the work done. And of course, when you rush and you're limited on time you don't get as much done as you would like. But we still shot quite a bit and did get some good stuff. In a little under four hours we shot six set-ups including; cheerleader (with combat boots), schoolgirl (with high heels), 50's type bathing suit (with high heels), a Goth outfit (with Black, 6 inch, thigh-high boots and a whip), a stewardess outfit, and last but not least, we shot a voyeur scene.
 

While shooting the stewardess scene Anika actually fell asleep. In the middle of the scene I started talking to her - asking her to change her pose and she didn't respond. After a moment, I realized that she was sound asleep. LOL. Turns out she worked the night before and was quite tired. Well I woke her up, we took a break for lunch, got some food into her and then she was fine. Dang, she was so fine. The next scene we did was the schoolgirl scene. WOW! She has very long legs, was wearing very tall heels and a very short schoolgirl skirt and as I mentioned before, she has a great cum-fuck-me doggy-style arch. So needless to say... and this rarely happens (because I'm a professional), but I started to feel a little twinge of excitement from between my legs. Now, can you just imagine how hot a girl has to look to make a professional photographer (like me) lose his... uh... concentration? Rhetorical question. Anyway, just take my word for it... when she got on her hands and knees, arched her back and gave me that sultry, cum-fuck-me, innocent, but very slutty, schoolgirl look, I... well, let's just say that I almost had to go change my pants. LOL.
 

The day after the shoot Anika called and wanted to come over and look at her pics, but I was in the middle of another shoot and did not have the time to meet with her, so we talked about getting together at a later date to look at the pics and also to do some more work together - both adult and non-adult. So, hopefully we will stay in touch... I'll let you know.
 

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