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Saturday, April 16, 2005

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Friday, April 15, 2005 Friday Fiction - THE CLASSIFIEDS THE CLASSIFIEDS He must have been out of his mind!!! Putting an ad in an underground paper personals section was totally nuts, but for some reason he had this strange urge to see and touch a woman who was six or seven months pregnant!!! Several weeks went by and Vance had pretty much had forgotten all about placing the ad, until then one day his mail box contained a letter of a thirty three year old woman who wanted to meet him!!! Excitedly he read her letter and found out that she was married but her husband had lost all interest in having sex with her ever since she became pregnant!!! His hands were literal shaking as he stared at a picture of an attractive blonde woman whose belly seemed to go on forever, so with a great deal of trepidation he picked up the phone and dialed her number!!! "Hello, a feminine voice on the other end of the line, this is Angela, how may I help you!?! It was now or never, so in a soft almost whispered voice he replied, Uh, my name is Vance and you answered my ad in the paper!!! Oh, Vance, she replied smoothly, I'm so happy you called, I hope you liked my picture, I don't look too fat do I!?! Oh no, he quickly replied, y-you look just fine, in fact I'd say you look wonderful!!! That's so nice of you to say, she replied in a sweet voice that instantly gave him a huge hardon, I'm so looking forward to meeting you in person, that's why you called isn't it!?! Uh, yeah sure, he stumbled, when do you want to get together!?! Well, for me it would be the sooner the better, she answered softly, I just want you to know that I'm really in need, if you know what I mean!?! Vance actually made a loud gulping sound, and after getting his bearings, he replied in wavering voice, I-I know exactly what you mean, how about tomorrow afternoon!?! That sounds just fine, she answered quickly, when and where!?! Do you know where the Old Time Bar is, he asked, it's over on Eighth Street!?! I know where it is, she replied almost breathlessly!!! Good, then lets meet there at one tomorrow afternoon, he replied, how does that sound!?! I'll be there, she answered, I hope you will be too!!!  Vance sat in a booth facing the door while nursing a gin and tonic, and while he was nervous, it was a nervousness that felt exciting!!! He was right in the middle of looking at the clock on the wall, and when he returned his gaze back to the front door, there she was, all blonde and beautiful with that huge belly proceeding her!!! He quickly jumped to his feet and motioned her over to his table, and as she sat down asked her if she wanted a drink!!! I'm sorry, Vance, but since I'm pregnant I'm not allowed to drink or smoke, she replied while taking a seat, but you go ahead, I'll just have a diet soda!!! He ordered her soda, and after they were all settled in he said in a low voice, Y-you're even prettier than your picture!!! She squeezed his hand and replied, That's very kind of you, you don't know how long it's been since I got a compliment like that!!! Vance didn't want to get to personal, but the thought of someone treating a beautiful woman like dirt just pissed him off, so in an even voice asked, Is your husband some kind of asshole or something, what the hell is his problem!?! Tears welled up in her eyes, and as she dabbed them away she replied, My husband has lost all interest in me physically, at first I tried to initiate contact myself, but he rejected me completely so I just gave up, I'm sorry that I'm crying but it really hurts feeling so alone all of the time!!! Vance took her hand and kissed it and replied, Well, Angela, you don't have to worry about being rejected by me, I can guarantee you that!!!  Vance led Angela by the arm out to his car, and as they walked the aroma of perfume filled his nostrils, and as he glanced down at her bulging belly his pecker turned to blue steel as if it had a mind of its own!!! Ten minutes later Vance closed the motel room door behind him, and for the first several seconds they just eyed each other a little warily until to relieve the tension Vance unbuckled his pants, and as they dropped to the floor offered, Just to show you the effect you're having on me look at this, and just at that moment his hard erection bounced into view, taking Angela's breath away!!! Is it what you expected, he asked softly while staring at her distended tummy, because it's hard as a rock!?! Ohhhhhhhh my, she gushed while crossing the room towards him, it's just what the doctor ordered, and with that she struggled to the floor, and with a long sigh, she opened her mouth and took him inside!!!  Vance's legs wobbled unsteadily while Angela did a number on the head of his fat cock, and while he was almost desperate to cum, what he really wanted to do was see that big belly overhanging her hot cunt, so reluctantly he pulled her to her feet and started undressing her!!! Vance had seen a score or more of women take off their clothing in his presence, but for sheer excitement, watching a woman heavy with child shed her things was incredibly arousing!!! Angela's breasts were being held in place by a huge utilitarian bra that did little to emphasize her sexuality, but when she slowly slipped it off of her slim shoulders exposing her purple tipped monsters to his eyes, he nearly shot a load just watching them flop heavily onto her huge tummy!!! When she was finally down to her white cotton panties, Vance dropped to his knees in front of her and after giving her a loving smile, slipped them down to her ankles, exposing what was surely the hairiest pussy he had ever seen in his entire life!!!  Now it was his turn to take care of her, and after gently pushing her onto the bed, he opened her legs and pressed his tongue into her steamy cunt, bringing her to a stunning climax within a matter of seconds after contacting her erect little clit!!! With a little smile creeping over her face she was finally was able to speak and whispered, I-I'm sorry, it just happened, it's been so long for me, I just couldn't control it, please forgive me!!! Vance just shook his head, and after giving her hairpie a nice long French kiss offered gently, No apology necessary, it was my pleasure getting you off, in fact I probably enjoyed it as much as you did!!! She took her big breasts into her hands and twisted her nipples gently and replied, Well, I find that pretty hard to believe, but I'm glad you're happy, now how would you like me to get you off!?!  Angela took her place in the straight back chair over in the corner, and after leaning forward slightly, she nodded her head to Vance who put his hard pecker between her breasts and big belly!!! Now press them together, he panted as she squeezed her big tits together around his hard cock, now I'm gonna fuck your fat boobs and tummy!!! As he powered his hardon in and out of the crack formed by holding her chest together, the underside of his dick rubbed across the top of her big belly, driving him closer and closer to orgasm!!! This is what he had been dreaming of, having his pecker caressing the belly of a pregnant chick and cumming all over her, incredible!!! Faster and faster he stroked, until his dick was nearly a blur flying in and out of her tit crack!!! His head was rolling from side to side on his shoulders as his climax neared, and just as his nut sack tightened slightly, she begged in a decidedly ragged voice, Come for mama, cover her big tits and belly with your hot cum, come on and do it for her!!! That did it!!! Just hearing the pretty pregnant woman urging him on caused his pecker to convulse hard, spewing load after load all of hot jism all over her fat boobs and belly!!! As his orgasm waned, his legs shuddered for a moment and he tumbled back on the bed with his eyes glazed over!!!  They made love several more times that afternoon, and each succeeding time was better than the time before!!! When it was finally time to leave they made arrangements to meet again the following week, if ever there was heaven on earth they had found it in each other's arms and they intended to make the most of it!!!  THE END  . .

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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

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And So It Goes - The Field Goal

     I like football. There's grunting and shouting, and more important, a man has to be dragged to the ground before a play can end. It preserves the holiness of Sunday.

     The more I watch, however, the harder it is to overlook an unforgivable flaw in the game: the field goal.

     Consider this. A football team grunts and shouts its way 60 yards upfield until it faces fourth down. Then, at the moment of truth when dreams are made or stayed, out trots a little man to kick the ball through two posts that have nothing to do with the game. Even in sudden-death overtime!

     The field goal is as relevant to football as…thinking…archery. Why not have an archer shoot at the Goodyear Blimp for three points? It makes as much sense and is equally anticlimactic.

     The place-kicker doesn't even look like the other players. He is half the size, wears a helmet only to fit in, and is rarely, if ever, dragged to the ground. He must feel awkward telling people he plays football.

     “Well, I don't actually play football. I kick field goals mostly. And watch.”

     At the risk of libeling our beloved goal posts … to hell with 'em. They're a headache for wide receivers and only serve the kickers who, as we have established, ruin the game anyway. 

     Where did these posts come from and why do they keep deciding the outcome of football games?

     While we're here, what is an extra point? A team plows into the promised land for six points, and the same arguably heterosexual kicker comes on for a 15-yard chip shot, a formality. My grandpa could hit extra points without spilling his scotch. So it goes.

     “So, Mr. Smart Aleck Football Expert Guy,” you say. “How would you do it?”

     I have answers.

     Option 1: When a team penetrates the opponents’ 20-yard line, ban the field goal. Fourth and ten from the 18? Too bad. Throw for the end zone. I'm holding a $7 hot dog here. Entertain me!

     This shall be followed by the mandatory two-point conversion. The scoring team has to get back into the end zone for its bonus point. Or better yet, let's award the seven points and move on. I will also consider projecting the kicker through the posts from, say, a canon. 

     Option 2: To preserve conventional scoring, we will confer 3 points to the offense for penetrating the 10-yard line but falling short of a touchdown. That portion of the field will be colored teal and called the Almost End Zone. I like teal.

     Option 3: An archer shoots at the Goodyear Blimp for one, two, or three points, depending on where he hits the bulls-eye.

     I understand that these changes will effect the heritage of football—records, tactics, career options for displaced soccer players—but we must abolish place kicking to make the game watchable for discerning viewers. Games will not end because one team got “close enough,” but will end like Super Bowl XXII, with one man squirming for the end zone as the final second ticks away.

     Which reminds me. There is one more change I'd like to suggest: to make the Super Bowl more interesting, we should have the losing team kill themselves. Think of the drama…
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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

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Monday, April 11, 2005

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals.  The Chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, then we'll eat you, and then we'll use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."  The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman cries "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.  The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief hands him a gun, the Englishman points it at his head saying "God save the Queen!", and blows his brains out.  The New Yorker says "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over; the stomach, sides, chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing all over the place, it's horrible.  The chief is appalled and asks, "God almighty, what are you doing?" The New Yorker sneers and says, "So much for your canoe, you stupid fuck!"

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A. A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying. A prick is the guy who owns it.

3. A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toilet paper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal 
The woman behind the counter says, "So you are single huh?" The man replies very sarcastically, "Why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?" The woman replies, "No, because you are ugly."
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Sunday, April 10, 2005

Blogger Babe - Dana Vespoli

Dana Vespoli is deffo a hot and exotic dark-haired beauty. She's a 26 year old, 5'7, 120 lb very sexy, half Thai, half Irish Hottie with beautiful, shoulder length, dark brown hair. She has very pretty brown eyes, absolutely gorgeous, full and pouty bedroom lips (Mmmm, yummy). She has a nice figure (34-24-35), small boobs with nice brown nipples, flat stomach, long legs, a nice round butt and a pierced pussy with a nicely trimmed landing strip of dark brown pubic hair (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
 

An agent sent Dana's pic to me and as soon as I saw it I deffo thought that she was a babe and that I wanted to meet and photograph her - especially since I'm really into dark-haired exotic girls. So I got her number, gave her a call and within an hour she was sitting in my office.
 

Right from the start, we hit it off. Talk, talk, talk. We talked about all kinds of things. Her career, my career, photography, modeling (both adult and non-adult), movies, music, art, relationships (both hers and mine) and yes, we finally got around to talking about doing some work together. I wanted to hire her on the spot, but I had to call my partner, Big Lou, and run it by him. He liked what I told him so we set up a shoot for the next day.
 

Dana showed up for the shoot on time and it went quite well. She was deffo a pro when it came to modeling and getting the shots we needed. Of course, we had a good time - we flirted, we connected and we got the job done. In a little under five hours we shot seven different set-ups including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, hospital scrubs (masturbating with a blood pressure cuff), a red vinyl Goth outfit with Black, 8 inch, thigh-high boots & handcuffs, a mexican outfit (think Frida), a shaving scene and last but not least - a voyeur scene.
 

After the shoot Dana and I had talked a few times about doing some more work together - both adult and non-adult. But of course, nothing has ever cum of it.
 

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