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Saturday, April 9, 2005

I'd Hit It!

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Friday, April 8, 2005 Friday Fiction - NO SALE NO SALE      Meredith stood by the front door of waiting for the last few customers of the day leave. It was almost five o'clock and she was anxious to get home to get ready for and evening out with her girl friends, but just as she was about to close and lock up another customer walked through the door. How may I help you ma'am, she asked a little bit wearily!?! "I'm looking for a pair of boots, suede, in gray or brown!!! I think we have just what you want, Meredith replied quickly, off hand do you know your size!?! I usually take a size eight, the woman replied, but it depends on the brand, once in a while it's and eight and a half!!! Okay, I'll bring some of each, Meredith replied while heading into the store room, just have a seat and I'll be right back!!!      When she had returned with four pairs of the boots in question, Meredith took her place on her stool, and after helping the woman out of her flats, she slipped the boot into place and asked how it felt!!! She was still looking at the boot on the lady's right foot, when unbelievably the woman opened her legs slightly, exposing what must have been the fattest pussy she had ever seen in her whole life!!! Now totally flustered, Meredith looked at the woman's face, but got no response as she was holding one of the boots in her hand and inspecting it's stitching pattern!!! Maybe it was just it was just an accident, Meredith thought to herself, after all, this woman was really on the hefty side and probably didn't wear panties to prevent having them ride up her big ass!!! Meredith was just about to ask if she wanted to try on the other pair when the woman slowly spread her legs wider, and then as she stared at the huge gash, the woman began flexing her cunt muscles which made her lips open and close ever so slightly as they became drenched with her hot pussy juice!!!      Now she was sure that the woman was putting on a show for her, and while Meredith was a pure heterosexual, something about this fat butted woman kept her locked in place while watching the oversized pussy drool like a drippy water faucet!!! A few beads of sweat had broken out on Meredith's forehead, and this time when she looked up to the woman's face, she stared straight into her eyes and mouthed the words, My pussy's on fire, could you touch it for me, please!?! Good grief, she wanted her to put her hand up her dress and jerk her off, how brazen could you get, but even as she tried to deny it, Meredith already knew that she would do as the woman asked, so after looking around to see where the other sales girls were, she calmly slipped her hand between the chunky thighs, and after taking a deep breath she slipped her index finger into the hot wet cunt!!!       The woman let a low moan escape her lips, but after regaining her composure she continued studying the boot she was holding in her hand while tightening and untightening her gaping sex organ!!! After glancing around again to make sure that no one was watching them, Meredith began moving her finger in and out of the hot pussy, and with each stroke the woman would tense up as her orgasm neared, until finally she shuddered silently as she was wracked by a cum that shook her to her very core!!!       Meredith pulled her hand from underneath the dress, and as she did her nostrils were filled with the unmistakable aroma of fresh pussy wafting gently through the air!!! She was immediately snapped back to reality when Gwen, the last remaining sales girl, called out from the back of the store, You have to lock up, hon, I'm outta here, and as she heard the door close she knew that now she was alone in the store with the over weight plumper!!! Now with unbelievable openness, the woman pulled her dress up above her waist and in an even hard voice ordered, Okay, dear, now since we're all alone you can take care of Vanna's clitty with your pretty little mouth!!! This was more than Meredith had bargained for, and she tried to get up and get away, but before she had a chance to move Vanna had grabbed her by the arm, and with a vise like grip pulled her to the obscenely bulging lips of her excited pussy!!!       P-please, she begged, I-I don't want to do this, let me go!!! I don't wanna do this, the woman mimicked in whining voice, you'll eat it and like it cunt, now get your fucking mouth in there and suck my clit!!! It was next to useless to resist the powerful woman, so with all her resolve wasted, she gingerly let her tongue taste her outer lips which right away brought a sigh from the fat pussied bitch who moaned, Mmmmmmm, that's good, now do my clit, oh yessssssssss!!! Meredith let her tongue slither up and down the dripping organ until it encountered the hard little nub, and then with a little vengeance in her heart she bored in hard on the little erection until the fat bitch was grabbing her by the back of her neck and forcing mouth harder into her snatch!!! If Meredith though she had cum hard before, she was quite unprepared for the fireworks that erupted when the huge cunt spasmed out of control and onto the shoals of orgasm beach, leaving her totally shattered from the experience!!!       For several minutes Vanna just sat there recovering from one of the hardest cums she had ever had, and when she was finally able to move she handed the boots to a shocked Meredith and announced, Well, I'll keep you in mind, but I think I'm gonna look around, but thanks for your time, and with that a stunned Meredith watched her waddle out the front door and into the street!!! As he locked up and headed for home Meredith was still wondering if it was just a dream or a real experience, but the lingering odor of pussy juice was all the answer she needed to know!!!  THE END . .

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

And So It Goes - The Magazine Rack

     At the supermarket, we face the same dilemma a thousand times: Do I get the healthy version or go for taste? Being skilled in self-deception, I go for taste. “One cheesecake won't kill me.” Times a thousand.

     I arrived at the checkout stand with $200 worth of bad decisions and got in back of the herd. Ralph's has a policy to open a register only in the event of bodily threats. Standing in line, of course, there is but one thing to do: stare at all the perfect people.

     “Brittany Spears: Are They Really Real?”

     “The Rock Explains How to Get Hard.”

     I don't know when it happened, but the checkout stand has become a genitalia pageant. Makes you wonder what kind of rack they mean by “magazine rack.” Every month the covers dare a little more, testing the elasticity of decorum.

     I took some notes while standing—aging—in line. Up top, a supermodel sported a bikini, or was that a tire chain? In the middle rack, a he-man wore Speedos, and I for one think his parents should have gone with circumcision. Two teenagers were losing their virginity below.

     It's hard to tell when a person is naked anymore.

     I think we crossed the threshold when Demi Moore posed for Vanity Fair dressed only in body paint. The illusion of clothing kept her covered. America tried to process the image and, when the data jammed its system, shrugged and said, “I guess that's okay.”

     Flipping through today's best-selling rags, I realized that America needs to get a life. Glamour, Soap Digest, National Inquirer. Is this the best we can do with our brains? Seventeen Magazine showed a girl wearing a bedspread alongside the caption, “Becky Comes of Age.” I guess she had her bat mitzvah.

     Aside from the sex on a stick, magazines are depressing. As if I wasn't already troubled with my diet, now I had to confront beauty ideals that for 99% of the population are 100% out of reach.

     “Is that what I'm supposed to look like? Man, I need a drink.” 

     My question is, Why do we do this to ourselves—bang our heads on the genetic barrier? So long as we evaluate ourselves in magazine terms, we guarantee one giant, upside-down smile. In fact, I don't know why we even call them beauty magazines when they make us feel so damn ugly.

     I saw a cover that juxtaposed Good Oprah with Bad Oprah and suggested that we kill Bad Oprah before she gets any fatter. The neighboring magazine advertised a woman who was so skinny they had to snap her photos quickly before she blacked out…

     “Ah, for crying out loud. We lost Kelly again. Can somebody give her a rice cake or something?”

     According to Psychological Dimensions of the Self, magazines are largely responsible for our self-loathing:

     “A large-scale survey revealed that 27% of women compared themselves to models in magazines very often or always, resulting in widespread body dissatisfaction.”

     Twenty-seven percent of women who might have otherwise had a good day.

     Men are no different; we just don't let on. Don't think a man can pass a picture of Vin Diesel without glancing at his own squishy stomach and wondering if his woman is doing the same. I wake up with nightmares that Brad Pitt likes my wife. So it goes.

     Standing by People Magazine with my cart full of lard, I wondered if I shouldn't be at the gym. Then I considered how long it would take to undo 20 years of beer and pizza. Even if I were to fast for, say, autumn, I still wouldn't turn out 6'2" tall. The cover may as well read, “You Will Never Be Here.” 

     Mercifully, the line forged ahead and I moved past the Self-Conscious Zone. As I placed my groceries on the conveyer, a sign caught my eye and a brand new battle began: Two King-Sized Snickers for a Dollar…
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005

Poetry - cut the cord
 

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Monday, April 4, 2005

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, "Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples."  She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your ass." He laughs and says, "Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then."  She says, "Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you." "This is my final offer", he says, "I'll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your cunt."  She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits.  He yells, "I'll kill him!"  She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he's pissed and starts walking in his direction.  She says, "Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my twat, and drink from me!"  Her boy friend stops and say's "Sorry babe, I can't fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer."

2. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!

3. Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing!" The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady said, "Well when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra.  "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first."  The third lady who was African, not wanting to be out done took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well they always search for the black box first?"
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Sunday, April 3, 2005

Blogger Babe - Amber Rain

Amber is deffo a pure California, blonde-haired, blue-eyed babe. She's a 19 year old, 5'4, 115 lb Hottie with beautiful, shoulder length, naturally blonde hair. She has very pretty ocean blue eyes, nice lips and a beautiful smile. She also has a very nice figure (34-24-32) with, not-too-small, perfectly shaped, round & perky tits, nice pink nipples, a flat stomach, nice legs, a nice butt and a nicely shaved pink pussy with a small landing strip of barely visible, blonde, pubic hair (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

An agent sent Amber's pic to me and as soon as I saw it I deffo thought that she was a babe, but since I'm more into dark-haired exotic girls, I wasn't all that excited about her. Don't get me wrong, she's a total cutie, but I usually don't shoot a whole lot of California-type blondes. I put her pic in the files and that was that. But about a day later my partner, Big Lou, called and said "we need a little more variety in our models" and for me to "stop looking at my job as a dating service" and finally he said "hire and shoot some blondes." Big Lou is deffo into blondes, but he was right, we do need some blondes in our catalogue... So, I told him I have just the girl we need. I sent her pic over and of course he was extremely interested in photographing her. I gave her a call and set up an interview for the following day.
 

Amber showed up for the interview on time, with a nice smile but with what I thought was a little bit of an attitude. But as I talked with her I discovered that she was just kinda shy and reserved. The interview was brief. I found out that she had been doing hardcore porn since she turned 18. Yikes! But, unlike a lot of the other adult models, she seemed to have a pretty good head on her shoulders. She had no tattoos. No piercings. She didn't smoke, drink or do drugs. She took care of herself AND, she had a well thought out business plan for the future. I was impressed! I hired her.
 

Amber showed up for the shoot on time and again, with what I perceived as a little bit of an attitude. She was very quiet and was not very receptive to any of my flirting. For me that is a little bit of a problem... I usually feel more comfortable and do my best work when I feel a connection with the model. So before we started shooting, I'm thinking that the shoot is not gonna go to well. Here I am trying my best to make a connection and she is unresponsive. And if I can't make a connection with her now, how am I ever gonna get a connection with her once we start shooting. Dang! I quietly express my concerns to Big Lou and he pretty much says that he thinks once we start snapping some frames she'll loosen up, turn the switch on, melt the ice and we'll get what we need. Well dang, I hate to admit it, but he was deffo right. Once we started shooting, Amber was a dream to work with. She was deffo very professional, she moved fluidly from one pose to another, she opened up (literally), she turned on the charm, her smile brightened, her eyes lit up and, well... we got a lot of great material.
 

Speaking of her eyes... WOW! While shooting (and also in real life) I pay a lot of attention to people's features (eyes, smiles, lips, nose, facial structures, etc.) and Amber deffo has a great set of eyes (she has a lot of other great features as well, but her eyes really stand out). The more we shot, the more her eyes sparkled. Again, as I have said with many of the adult models that I have photographed, she should deffo not be doing this type of work. With her natural "All American, California Blonde Beauty," she should deffo be doing "real" non-adult, mainstream modeling. She would make a great swimsuit / calendar model.
 

Anyway, back to the shoot. It went well and in exactly five hours we shot eight different set-ups including: bikini, cheerleader, schoolgirl with a huge giant dildo, plastic wrap (mummification), black leather with thigh-high boots & a whip, an exterior masturbating in a moving car scene, an exterior masturbating in a public park scene and last but not least a voyeur scene.

During and immediately after the shoot, Big Lou, Amber and I talked quite a bit about doing some more work together. As I mentioned, Amber seems to have a pretty good head on her shoulders and she discussed a few of her ideas with us. Which I will deffo say are good ideas. So, sometime in the near future, we are going to partner up with her, shoot some exclusive material for her personal upcoming site and also shoot some more material for us. I think it will be a good and profitable partnership of all of us.
 

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I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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