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Saturday, April 2, 2005

I'd Hit It!

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Friday, April 1, 2005 Friday Fiction - YOU CAN GO HOME AGAIN YOU CAN GO HOME AGAIN      Mike Bronson turned the corner off main street and headed out on Elm Street to the high school he had graduated from some fifteen years ago. He had missed his five and ten year high school reunions do to job constraints, but now it just so happened that he was between writing assignments so he had decided to drive the three hundred miles from Detroit back to his home town in Ohio!!! Central High School stood on the edge of town, and a big sign hung over the front door welcoming everyone to the reunion. Once inside the building, another sign directed the guests to the lunch room, where they could register and pick up a name tag!!! He picked up his tag, went over to the punch bowl and poured himself a drink, and then began circulating around the room trying to find someone he might remember from the old days. It was a voice that came shooting out of the past that made him turn around. "Mike Bronson, I haven't seen you in years, how have you been, you sure seem to be looking well," asked a feminine voice?      Mike turned around to find his senior high English teacher standing there with a glass of punch in her hand and after extending his hand replied "I'm fine Miss Rogers, and I might say the same for you, you look just the same as the day I graduated!!! Thank you, the buxom teacher replied while turning a little red in the cheeks, shall we take a walk, it's pretty noisy in here!?! Both of them sipped their punch as they walked through the deserted halls, commenting about old times as they passed by the different rooms. Mike hadn't admitted it, but the real reason he had come back for his reunion was not to see old high school pals, but in the hope that he would run into Miss Rogers! Back in his high school days, Miss Rogers, while little on the hefty side had caused more than one male student to imagine what it would be like to peek underneath one of her very conservative dresses and see what all that luscious female flesh looked like!!! He still wasn't exactly sure how it had happened but Mike not only had gotten a chance to look under those tent like dresses, he had gotten the chance to sample the hidden delights!!! It was a story he had kept to himself all these years, never even letting on to anyone that fifteen years ago he had scored with the sexiest teacher in the whole school, and as they walked through the deserted halls he wondered if she was as nervous as he was!!!      "Mike," she whispered, "I never said anything about our interludes, but after all these years I was just wondering how would feel about, you know. "I was thinking about the same thing," he interjected, "I mean, about what happened between us, I mean!" She visibly relaxed, and continued to speak, "Well, back then you were so young and cute, I know I shouldn't have let it happened but I was drawn to you like now other man, and well, one thing led to another!" For me it was like a dream come true, he replied gently, getting the chance to be with the most beautiful teacher in the whole school was the best thing that ever happened to me!!! Thank you, ," she said, turning a little red in her cheeks while continuing, At first I wanted you because you were so cute, but after I saw your big penis I just knew that I had to have it for my very own!!! Mike remembered well the first time he had dropped his shorts and how she had almost gone wild sucking him to completion right then and there, and now as they walked the halls all those old feelings came rushing back like it had happened only yesterday!!!       They stopped momentarily in from of a small alcove that contained maybe thirty lockers, and after hesitating a second or two, Miss Rogers took Mike by the arm and pulled him out of the hall and into the little inlet, and after taking a deep breath, lifted her skirt and revealed her pantiless vagina bulging obscenely in the cool evening air!!! Mike sucked in a lung full of air, and just like old time, he dropped to his knees and pressed his mouth into the hairiest pussy he had every seen, thick and curly, in the shape of a perfect vee! She leaned against the lockers with her legs splayed apart and gasped, Oh god, I missed this, you always knew just how to make me happy and you haven't lost your touch!!! Oh, yesssssss, suck me harder, do me like you used to," she begged while spreading herself even wider, use your tongue, oh my, right there, do it harder, oh yessssssss!!! Mike ate her like there was no tomorrow, burrowing his nose deep into the valley that was her incredibly puffy pussy, while reaching into his trousers and extracting his big fat pecker and fisting it with short even strokes!!! His tongue bored in hard on her erect clit, and as her orgasm rushed through her she grabbed him by the back of the neck and pulled him even harder into her convulsing vagina while the low growl in her throat erupted into a roar as climax tore through her vagina, leaving her shaken and spent with her legs apart and her dress up around her waist!!!       Her breathing was intermittent and shallow as she recovered from her cum, but with his pecker now in dire need of some attention he stood up, and after kissing her full on the mouth, slowly slid his hard erection into her sopping wet organ, inducing her to yet another climax on the first stroke as he took her while standing up against the lockers!!! As he powered in and out of her, her huge chest shook back and froth in her dress, and without even asking permission, he unbuttoned the bodice and exposed her massive bra encased breasts to his hot and hungry eyes!!! Good fucking god, he moaned while continuing his stroking, they're still the most incredible pair I've ever seen, I'm gonna take them out and suck'em!!! P-please do, she panted while thrusting her chest forward, s-suck my nipples, h-hurry, please hurry!!!       As they flopped out onto her big round belly he almost shot his load right then and there, but with shaky hands hefted one of her monstrous mammaries to his mouth, and while looking her directly in the eye, opened his mouth and took a dark pink nipple into his mouth and sucked it eagerly!!! O-oh my, she gasped, y-you were always so attentive to my needs, mmmmmmmm, that's a good boy, take care of mama's big nipples, make her feel like a pussy, oh yessssssssss!!! Mike loved hearing her beg for it, and just like in days past his nut sack tightened while his pecker spasmed hard three or four times as he ejaculated load after hot load of sperm into her over heated pussy!!! The sensation of his mouth on her nipple and the lurching of his pecker caused her body to shudder as an orgasm of monumental proportions slammed into her pussy like an avalanche tearing down the side of a mountain, destroying everything in its path!!!       They stood there together locked in their embrace while Mike's pecker slowly slipped from her hot and hairy pussy!!! Oh, Michael, she sighed while disentangling herself and putting her breasts back in her bra and buttoning up her dress, you are the best lover I've ever had, please promise me that you won't make me wait five more years ‘til the next reunion to take care of me!!! He kissed her on the cheek and replied while leading her back to the party, I think that we should make this an annual event, after all, a good student listens to his teacher!!!  THE END  . .

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

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And So It Goes - My Shoe Thing

     Ten years ago—I remember clearly—I stood outside the fitting room at Macy's wearing a new blazer. I turned to get an opinion on the matter and found a witch. I know she is witch because her words haunt me to this day:

     “Forget the blazer; you should worry about your shoes.”

     I didn't listen to her because, well, I don't listen to anyone, but her words must have stuck: I have been on a shoe-buying binge ever since. Black shoes, brown shoes, blue shoes, white. Oxford, Skechers, British Knights. 

     At last count, I owned 62 pairs of shoes and continue to march on Imelda's record. I only have two feet, right? Seven days in a week. 62 pairs ought to cut it.

     No way.

     Every shoe has its own personality—nuances in color, temper, feng shui. If I'm feeling auburn sassy, I can't wear shoes that say chestnut bold. I express myself accurately, artistically, and above all, shoefully.

     On weekends when normal people are playing softball or watching movies, I'm at The Shoe Pavilion going nuts.

     “Oh, these are comfy. Give me two pairs in case one breaks down.”

     And the shoes pile ever-higher. It would be okay if I could part with some, but I cannot. My hands won't do it. There were those Wallabies that went into, came out of, and returned to style in the time I've owned them. I held them by the fray over the garbage but couldn't let go. What if someone has a Retro party?

     My footware fills the closet floor, five shelves, and two Amazing Shoe Organizers. In fact, I recently reached a dilemma: either I purge the shoes that I haven't worn for three presidential terms or I start removing clothes…

     I  started with my shirts since I only need a few. If I want a shirt to say something novel, I'll just change my shoes. Viola. Five cubic feet of free closet space.

     I moved on to the pants and found that one pair of jeans suffices for a simple, low-maintenance guy like myself. I cut two pairs into shorts and sold a third on E-Bay to some poor chap who fell for that “like new” thing.

     Because I am down to my last few outfits, I no longer wear clothes at home. I can't risk dirtying them. I'm naked even as I write this. Well, except for my sneakers.

     The question is, “How many shoes is enough?” Will I need to build a shoe wing onto my home? Perhaps my shrink can help me detach from the shoes I don't wear anymore. Or the ones I bought but never wore in the first place. I know what will happen: I'll start having those barefoot nightmares again. So it goes.

     It is particularly embarrassing because men aren't supposed to have a shoe thing. At least they don't know about my panty problem. Was that out loud?

     As it stands, I am going to keep all my shoes because, you know, they're paid for and they already fit and everything. Maybe I'll always be one pair of shoes away from happiness. I guess it could be worse: I could have a closet full of blazers.
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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

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Monday, March 28, 2005

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. There were three Irish prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down.  "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job." "Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"

2. Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?" His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

3. Q. Why was the Math book seeing a psychologist?
A. It had a lot of problems.
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Sunday, March 27, 2005

Happy Easter

Blogger Babe - Jasmine

Jasmine is a very hot, not to mention very, very sexy 21 year old, 4'11, 100 lb Asian Hottie with really long (to her butt) dark brown hair. She has a sweet baby face, very pretty brown eyes, nice lips and an innocent smile. Her Body? Mmmm, she is deffo a "spinner." Very slender with a nice figure, small nicely shaped tits with nice round nipples, the typical lower back tattoo, a great "cum-fuck-me" arch and a very natural, unshaved, silky-smooth bush of dark pubic hair. - Yummy!  I used to be into shaved girls, but now that is almost all you see (so dang boring)... It was very refreshing, not to mention exciting, to actually work with a babe that was hairy (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
 

An agent sent Jasmine's pic to me and as soon as I saw it I knew I wanted to meet her, hire & photograph her, date, fall in love and marry her. This girl deffo sent a tingle through my body. Mmmmm... Wow, I have been having that same type of feeling a lot lately with the models that I've been interviewing... Dang, I deffo need a girlfriend - LOL. Anyway, I called Jasmine, talked (flirted) with her on the phone for a while and set up an interview.

Arrrgggg!!! I just can't win! A couple days later Jasmine and her boyfriend showed up for the interview. Dang, what is it with these hot little models? Do they all have boyfriends or what? Dang! Dang! Dang! Of course, she looked hot and he looked like a thug. I mean, he was nice, polite and it showed that he deffo cared about her, but he still looked like a thug - tattoos all over his body, baggy pants, baseball cap on sideways, etc.. She should deffo not be with him and she should deffo be with me :o) We talked for a while. I told them about the job, the price, etc.. And found out a few things about her. She's in college and is only doing porn to make a little extra cash. Ding, ding, ding... The alarms went off in my head and again I went into "Savior" mode. You know... the same old story - she should not be doing adult work and she should be doing "real" modeling and that I could deffo help her get into it. She was very interested in what I was telling her, said she always wanted to model and would love to talk more about it - But not until after I hired her for a shoot. So I hired her.
 

A few days later, she and her b/f showed up (a little late) for the shoot. They stayed up partying all night - tsk, tsk, tsk... He was very tired and asked if he could crash somewhere. Unfortunately there was no place for that, so fortunately he went back home - Woo-Hoo! I now had Jasmine to myself all day... Well not actually to myself, my assistant (ex-girlfriend) and my partner, Big Lou, were here. Oh well, at least her b/f was not! The shoot went great and Jasmine was a lot of fun to work with. As I was shooting her, I deffo felt a connection with her. Our eyes kept locking and I really felt that something deep was passing between us. With my eyes I kept saying - "I want to make love with you, you are beautiful, I love you, leave your b/f and be with me." Of course, I was fantasizing that she was thinking similar thoughts. But in reality, she was probably thinking - "What the hell does he keep looking at me like that for." LOL! Oh well... As mentioned earlier - she was a furry little babe. I loved the fact that she had so much hair (upper & lower). It deffo made for a great shooting experience - not to mention pretty much keeping me turned on all day.
 

Anyway, back to the shoot. It went well and in exactly five hours we shot eight different set-ups including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, plastic wrap (mummification), amateur web cam, an Asian outfit, leopard-print bra and panties, a pink dress and of course a voyeur scene. Just as we were finishing the last scene, her b/f showed up. Dang, perfect timing. I was hoping he would be late... Oh well... I paid Jasmine and as she was leaving, she told me that she wanted to set up a time to get together and talk about doing some non-adult photography. Kewl! Of course, in my mind, I got the feeling that she just wanted to hang with me a little more. We set up a time for the following week.
 

The next week she called and asked for directions - making it sound like she was deffo coming by herself. I certainly had my hopes dashed when she a her b/f showed up as well. Dang! I can't win for losing. The three of us talked for about an hour. Discussed various ideas and set a time to shoot some artsy fashion pics the following weekend. Of course the weekend came and Jasmine didn't show up for the shoot, BUT she did call a saying that she was sorry, she had "Pink Eye" and that she would call to set another date when her eye was better. Hmmm, I wonder how long "Pink Eye" lasts - because it has been a months and I have not heard from her... Oh well... Looks like another flaky model...
 

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I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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