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Saturday, March 26, 2005

I'd Hit It!

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Retro Raunch - Antique Porn
 

I think that's my Grandmother in that pic.- LOL. Retro Raunch is a great fucking site (literally). You would not believe the hardcore sex they had way back when. Yes, Dear... our parents, grandparents and even great grandparents had sex... and not just "Sex," but... Hardcore Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Interracial Sex - Yup, that's someone's granny getting a booty call by a big Black Brother. Oh, the things they did back when life was supposed to be pure and innocent. "Hey!"... Isn't that your great grandmother munching on some carpet? Retro Raunch has porn pics, vids & much, much more from the past 100 years... Deffo worth a click!
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Friday, March 25, 2005 Friday Fiction - SOMETHING NEW SOMETHING NEW      You ready, Debbie asked her friend Maureen as she stopped by her best friend's desk, I can't wait another minute, I'm just about ready to burst!?! Me too, Mo replied while putting the finishing touches on a report that Mr. Bently had ask her to prepare before his trip to New York later that afternoon, just let me drop this off at the boss's office, he's been on my case all morning to get this done before noon!!! No problem, Debbie replied as they made their way to Mr. Bentley's office, are yours full, mine feel like they're gonna explode!?! Mo slipped into Bentley's office and dropped the report on his desk, and after making sure that he couldn't miss it, she let Debbie take her by the arm and lead down the hall to the nursing room which was located just across from the lunchroom! Once inside they locked the door and settled down in two of the easy chairs their company had provided, and in a workman like manner both of them removed their blouses and bras!!!      Good god, I feel like such a cow, Debbie muttered under her breath while connecting one of her nipples to an industrial strength breast pump sitting on a table next to her chair, and to think that I'm gonna have to do this for another year!!! Mo was busy with her own pump, and after she had her nipple properly attached to the suction hose she flipped on the switch and a motor began whirring softly while extracting the bluish milk from her bulging breast and commented, Oh man does that feel good, they felt like a couple of beach balls pasted to my chest, I actually believe I'm making more milk than ever, what about you!?! Me too, Debbie replied as her own pump began draining her oversized mammary, at least at night Doug can relieve some of the pressure without having to use this damn contraption!!! Mmmmmm, I just love it when Harry sucks me, Mo replied dreamily, he takes more than the baby, but I guess he's just a big baby at heart, you oughta see him, he just lets me cradle his head in my arms and nurses so gently, it's really a very satisfying time for both of us!!!      The two women sat quietly for a few minutes until Debbie asked in a thick voice, W-when Harry sucks you do you ever masturbate!?! Oh yes, she replied quickly, sometimes I'll use my finger but usually I use this, as she pulled a thin vibrator from her purse, and believe me, it really does the job!!! Wow, Debbie replied with wide eyes, I've never use one before, are they as good as they're made out to be!?! After changing nipples on her pump, Mo lifted her plump bottom off the chair and with a quick motion pulled her panties off, and to the stunned surprise of her friend spread her legs wide exposing her hairy pussy to her wide eyes, and then after leaning back in a relaxed manner put the tip of the little hummer on her clit and turned it on!!! A long low moan escaped her lips, and as her head wobbled back and forth on her shoulders she replied haltingly, I-it's fucking incredible, even better than a tongue if you can believe it, ohhhhhhhhh my is that nice, I'm already half way there!!!       Debbie's own pussy was now flushed and dripping, and just watching Mo masturbate was more arousing than anything she could ever remember seeing, and while she normally wouldn't have even considered it, she followed Debbie's lead and pulled off her own panties!!! Debbie hadn't even noticed what her friend was doing, but when she finally focused on her crotch she moaned at the mere sight of Mo's gaping slit, and as the little hummer went wild on her clit, her whole body shuddered violently as a massive orgasm smashed into her groin like a hurricane wiping out a desert island!!! The room was lousy with sexual tension as the two women openly displayed their sexual organs for each to see, and after Debbie's stunning climax, Mo's finger literally flew over her distended clit as her own cum washed over her, leaving her shaking a panting like a bitch in heat!!! The two of them just sat there dazed as there pussies throbbed in a post orgasmic glow that truly was exhilarating!!!      T-that was unbelievable, Mo sighed softly, I came in rainbows!!! Rainbows, Debbie giggled, I've never heard it described quite like that, but that about covers it!!! The two of them laughed as they put away their pumps and stored their milk in the small fridge set up just for that purpose, and just as they were about to put on their panties Mo asked in husky voice, Can I ask you a favor!?! Debbie, sensing that this wouldn't be a normal favor turned to her friend and in a soft voice offered, You know you can ask me anything, shoot!!! With her cheeks turning a bright shade of red, Mo looked at the floor in a voice barely above a whisper asked, D-do you think we could sit on the floor and let our pussies rub together?!? Debbie was shocked that her strait laced friend would ask such a thing, but seeing how nervous and excited she was, she put her hand on her shoulder, and then tenderly kissed her on the mouth and whispered, I'd like nothing better, hon, let's do it!!!       Mo was literally shaking like leaf as she plopped down on the floor, soon to be joined by an equally excited Debbie, and after hiking up their skirts they spread their legs their legs, and after crisscrossing them together, they slowly inched forward until their two bulging vaginas pressed hard together!!! Both of them let out long soft sighs as they squirmed around in an attempt to contact their clits, and as soon as they connected, their sighs turned into moans of pleasure!!! S-sweet jesus in heaven, Debbie gasped, it feels so squishy, like nothing I've ever felt before, what about you!?! Mo's eyes were closed tightly as she relished the sensation of another slick wet pussy pressed against her own, and just as she was about to answer Debbie's question, her cunt convulsed hard two or three times in succession as a brutally vicious climax rocked her to the core!!! Sensing Mo's cunt contracting, Debbie's vagina flew into a rage of its own as her own orgasm shot through her like an electric current, stunning her into total complete submission!!!       They lay there for several minutes with there legs interlocked and their pussies still pulsating intermittently, and as a broad smile spread across Debbie's face she offered, They say you learn something new about someone everyday, and whoever came up with that little gem knew exactly what he was talking about!!! Mo could only give her friend a Cheshire cat grin and purr!!!  THE END  . .

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Thursday, March 24, 2005

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

And So It Goes - Doey Overies

     I'm teaching my wife how to play tennis. We joined a club across the street. We're members, darling.

     Now, Yahaira is pretty competitive as women go. When she loses a game of Uno, she's likely to attack. Teeth first. Her whole family is like that. Aunt Ena hasn't spoken to us since that Pictionary fight last Christmas.

     So while I teach Yahaira the ropes—or the net as it were—I take care to be gentle. She is, after all, wielding a racquet.

     For months we just rallied, and I loved it. It felt great to put away the score and just play. The object wasn't to win points but to return the ball. After a while, we developed an almost sexual rhythm, and did I tell you we're trying to make a baby?

     Then one day when Yahaira was feeling mean and lean, the inevitable arrived: “I'm ready to keep score.”

     Of course, in tennis that's a class in itself. You start with love, which really means zero, always serving from the right. The first two points are worth 15, but the third is worth ten. Then there's deuce, ad in, ad out…

     Yahaira decided to let me keep score.

     I won the first set 6-0, and Yahaira swallowed it. She didn't curse, she didn't pout, she didn't threaten my person. I was so proud. I mentioned in my lightest-hearted voice that a 20-year head start should count for something.

     In return for her pluck, I kept the ball in play and didn't try any funny stuff. When her shots were going deep, I played them as a courtesy. I gave her the “close enough” call. Did I tell you we are trying to make a baby?

     It was in the middle of a long point—I remember clearly—when Yahaira posed a question that would set a precedent for all future matches: “Can I take that one over?”

     I tilted my head like the RCA dog. 

     “What do you mean,” I said. “Like a mulligan?”

     “Yeah, a doey overy.”

     That baby voice. It gets me every time. She could make me light myself on fire with that voice. What the heck? How can a “doey overy” be bad?

     We replayed the point. I double-faulted.

     We have since encountered several hundred doey overies, most of which occur at match point. To Yahaira's credit, she always has a reason…

     There was the time she had an itch on her foot—you know, where you have to take the shoe off. There was the time that her mind was on the ball rolling around in the corner. And, oh yes, there was that time when, bless her heart, she was concerned that I wasn't getting enough exercise.

     “You want to take the point over because I'm not getting a workout.”

     “If I keep hitting it right to you, you'll get bored and not want to play anymore.”

     So it goes.

     The only problem is that Yahaira learns quickly. Dominicans have something in their veins. Yesterday we were at deuce (tied for those of you who don't speak tennis). Yahaira hit one into outer space, somewhere near Sirius. I could tell she was upset on account of the growling, when she reached into her bag of tricks.

     “Can I take it over?” she said.

     “And why, might I ask?”

     “Because you were talking.”

     “I said, ‘Good shot.’”

     “It distracted me.”

     When I saw those pouty puppy dog eyes, I knew I had to be strong. I summoned the most powerful part of my being and told her straight up, “Okay, but it's the last time.”

     Where will the madness end? Before each serve, I go through a checklist to protect myself against the dreaded doey overy.

     No leafs are blowing anywhere.

     Check.

Her zipper is closed.

     Check.

     My zipper is closed.

     Check.

     She is completely set and 100% ready for me to serve the ball.

     Check.

     I don't know why I'm so tense. It's just a game, right? Maybe it will be a relief when it happens—when the student overtakes the teacher. And when that day comes, I'll remind her of all those doey overies I gave her. Then I'll ask if we can stop keeping score.
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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Poetry - Attributes
 

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Monday, March 21, 2005

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.  Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!"  Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!"  Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

2. One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. "What's the matter?" the bartender asks.  "My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."  The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.  "Yeah, except today is the last night.

3. A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."  "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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Sunday, March 20, 2005

Blogger Babe - Foxy Lady

Foxy Lady is a very sexy 21 year old, 5'2, 104 lb Latina Hottie. OMG she is so cute, not to mention very, very HOT!!! She has long, naturally dark hair with blondish/brown highlights, sparkling eyes, nice lips, and a very cute, very innocent smile (and yes she wears braces). She has a nice slender body, small perky tits with nice round and tiny pinkish/brown nipples, a great ass, nice legs, and a shaved pussy with a patch of neatly trimmed brown pubic hair. AND she has one of the best doggy-style, cum-fuck-me arches I've ever seen. When she arches her back and sticks her butt up... all I can say is "WOW!" (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

An agent sent Foxy Lady's pic to me and as soon as I saw it I knew I wanted to meet her, hire & photograph her, date, fall in love and marry her. This girl deffo sent a tingle through my body. Mmmmm... I called to set up an interview and soon found out that, like most models, she was not the most responsible. We set up an interview and of course she didn't show up. Usually models only get one chance, but she was a babe and I was not gonna give up on her just yet. Over the course of the next few months we played telephone tag, then finally we got a hold of each other, and set up another interview.
 

On the day of the interview, I felt like a little kid. The clock ticked very slowly and while waiting for her to show up, I eased my anxiety by cleaning my office (for the third time that day). I put on my best black jeans and new black t-shirt, put some good music on shuffle, lit some nice smelling candles (vanilla, of course), checked my eyes for scrambled eggs, went through a ton of cinnamon Altoids and waited for my date... Uh, I mean, for Foxy Lady to show up.

Finally, a car door shut, I jumped from my desk, ran to the window and saw Foxy Lady getting out of the passenger side of a car... The Passenger side? No, no, no... Please, please be just a friend dropping her off. My eyes quickly darted to the the driver's side. The door slowly opened, and some young stud emerged. NO! Wait, there's still hope... He still could be just a friend. I watched as he walked to her side of the car and put his arm around her. My heart sank!
 

Less than a minute later, with a crushed heart and a faux smile I opened the door. Introductions were made and as soon as they walked in I knew that I was going to hire her for a shoot. But before I actually would say that to her I did want to talk to her, get to know her and find out why she is doing porn and why she has a boyfriend and if they are happy and if I can worm my way into her heart. Dang, sometimes I am so evil... The interview was good... Yes, it was her b/f. Yes, they've been together a while. And, yes I flirted with her a lot and she flirted with me a little, but I could tell that her eyes were saying so much more every time she looked at me. Not quite sure what they were saying, but I certainly like to think that it was all good. Oh yeah, the b/f... Even though he didn't say too much, he was actually an ok guy. Though he didn't put his foot down about it, he hated the fact that she did porn. Besides the fact that I wanted to be with her, he and I now had something in common. I went into "Savior" mode and laid it on thick that she should deffo not be doing adult work and she should be doing "real" modeling and that I could deffo help her get into it. Though she was interested in the "real" modeling part, it did no good. Her mind was made up, she liked doing adult work, so I was left with no choice but to hire her.

A week later, she and her boyfriend showed up on time for the shoot. Besides him having an attitude and being grumpy all day, the shoot went great. She was a lot of fun to work with, we flirted with each other all day, she was open to anything I wanted to shoot and, when I started running out of ideas for various poses, she came up with a few of her own. And as I mentioned in the very first paragraph, she has a great arch, so I put her into a lot of arching poses. During the shoot, I was so wishing that my partner, Big Lou, and her b/f were not hanging around. I wanted to be alone with her, touch her, kiss her, have hot and wild sex with her... Oops, I forgot, I'm a professional. I can't do that... But, I can certainly think it... And yes, if I had the chance with her I might forget about being a professional - well at least for a little while...
 

Anyway, back to the shoot... It did go well and in about five hours we did nine different set-ups including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, amateur, plastic wrap (mummification), lingerie, short shorts, a bathroom scene and 2 voyeur scenes.

After we were done shooting, and leaving her b/f in the studio, she came into my office and we talked for awhile. He was in what seemed like a really bad mood and I asked if everything was ok. She said that he was always like that and yes, everything was great. We talked for about an hour - life, the universe & everything. Especially the everything part... My hopes were rising again. She said that she deffo wanted to do some "real" modeling and wanted me to shoot some non-adult pics of her. WooHoo!

We set up a "real" photo shoot for the following week and, of course, she didn't show up for the shoot. Nor have I heard from her since. She is a young "adult" model and most of them are flakes. But all is not lost and I'm not giving up hope of seeing her and/or working with her again. She will call when she is ready. At least I hope so...
 

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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

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