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Archived March 6, 2005 - March 12, 2005
Saturday, March 12, 2005
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posted by: The Porn Jester ©
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posted by: Neo
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The Morning... Your hand slips over my hip, and down onto my lower belly. Your fingers tickle briefly, and then your palm flattens firm. You lift and pull me from my prone sleep, so that I spoon with you. It is a cozy lazy wakening, but I feel you waking up to something more vigorous. I croon as I stretch into this greeting. It is the comfort of us that I find so sexy. When you reach for me like this, because of something from your dreams, or because you woke up first, and watched me sleep until something you saw woke a need, I feel most sexy. Both of your arms wrap me now, and both hands caress where my hips flex and the folds of me tingle and wake up. Then the fingers of your right hand slip deeper, and probe between the folds. Your left hand smoothes my stomach and ribs, and then finds one of my breasts, and kneads it. “Mmm” I accept your invitation to play, by pushing my bottom against you and shifting so that the swelling part of you nudges between my folds. Your hand captures you against me, and you spread my lips with your hard shaft. It is sweet how you caress me with the same fingers that collect my dew for yourself. With both of us slippery now, I move my hips to caress you. You hold yourself firmly there, so that the caresses give us both pleasure... posted by: Patty © 2003
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posted by: Jason
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Thursday, March 10, 2005
posted by: Neo
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"Teen
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little slow loading because there are a lot of sample pics to load. But
the outside pics are a good representation of what's on the site, so it's
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there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind. The
site has many galleries of hot babes in the shower & bath, plus hidden
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005
posted by: Neo ©
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I played in my first tennis tourney. Because it was single-elimination, it didn't last long. One game, to be exact. If you could describe my play in one word, it would be “stinky.” Worse yet, I muttered to myself throughout: “C'mon, Love, follow through” “Move to the ball. Move.” “Agassi would be ashamed of you.” The bickering didn't help. I lost by the score of too much to not enough. It was Snapple Time. I sat in the bleachers watching a match on the Pro Court. The Pro Court wasn't really for professionals; it was just a place for the wanna-bes to show off. One of the wanna-bes was a blonde kid raised in private schools. How did I know? Because if he took that attitude to a regular high school, his face would be disfigured by other boys’ fists. We'll call this kid Brad since it rhymes with brat. Brad's play was not stinky, but his temper was something for the books. Every time he missed a shot, Brad's neck tightened into strands and his face changed colors. Like me, he talked to himself during the game but with more intent, as if his sense of self were on the line. I particularly enjoyed the times when Brad screamed, “That's just perfect! I LOVE tennis!” Brad's girlfriend sat in the stands, applauding when Brad won a point and scanning the clouds when he didn't. I couldn't fathom her embarrassment: I squirmed for the guy, and I didn't even know him. So it goes. I lost track of the score and started rooting for Brad to get angry. It was so entertaining. He was a grumpy little brother who moaned every time you touched him, so you had to touch him more. Sometimes he would begin to yell, then choke it into an ulcer; other times, he'd let it fly. “One shot! That's all I ask. One *#!n shot.” You could tell the match wasn't going Brad's way by the way he cursed his shoes. I'm not sure what his shoes did, but he sure was upset about it. Brad's opponent served an ace, and Brad turned … mauve, I would say. He grabbed a ball and hit it so hard at the heavens that it should land sometime next week. “Perfect! That's just … I LOVE tennis!” Brad's girlfriend had to use the restroom. Or get water. Or otherwise be somewhere else. And as I sat there nursing my Snapple, I got to thinking… No matter who wins this tournament, it's only life. Brad could be playing for an untrademarked fourpeat, and it's still only life. At any given moment, there are 6 bazillion tennis matches underway on planet Earth; frankly, I don't think God cares who wins. In the realm of human endeavor, it doesn't even rank up there with taking your kid to the park. God does, however, notice when you launch tennis balls at him, cursing at the top of your lungs. An argument develop on-court. Brad didn't value the way his opponent was calling serves. Clearly, to any non-idiot, Brad's serve was in. “All day long,” said Brad. “You've been cheating me all day.” “You want to protest, you whiner?” “No. I'll beat you anyway.” And so on. I can't remember who won the match, but maybe that's the point. Wayne Dyer, self-help guru and avid tennis player, said that it's best to focus on process, not outcome. Sure, we play to win but not at the cost of our experience. The true winner is the one who remembers to play when they play. The one who loses his temper first, loses. Next time I play, I am going to picture how
tiny a tennis court looks from outer space. I am going to be grateful that
I'm not crippled. And I'm going remember how much Brad LOVES tennis.
posted by: Jason
Love ©
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005
posted by: Elsie Bee ©
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Monday, March 7, 2005
posted by: Swenson
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1. It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out. The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass" The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass." Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark." 2. Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!" And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!" 3.
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy
costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the
door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What
the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation,"
said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
posted by: Neo
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if this was not my site, this would be the site I would buy a membership
to.
posted by: Neo
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Sunday, March 6, 2005 Destiny DeVille is an exotic 19 year old, 5’4, 115 lb, Indian Hottie - not American Indian but Asian Indian – except she's not from India, she's from England. She has really shiny & straight, thick, shoulder-length, dark brown hair, gorgeous, deep, dark & sultry brown eyes, beautiful, smooth, dark brown skin, nice lips, a tattoo on her arm, a pierced belly-button, small, slightly droopy 34B boobs with big brown nipples, a very nice figure with a 24 inch waist & 34 inch hips, a nicely shaped butt, a great “face down, ass up is how we like to fuck” doggy-style arch and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful dark brown lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)! I saw Destiny's photo in an agent's book and immediately knew that I wanted to hire her for a shoot. And of course when I say that, it goes without saying that I also wanted to meet, fuck, fall madly in love and raise beautiful mulatto babies with her. Oh my… I can't believe those words just went from my brain to the keyboard. Ok, I have to be honest here. I really did not want to raise babies nor fall madly in love with her. I do believe in “love” at first sight… or should I say I believe in “lust” at first sight? Hmmm… I guess that it's pretty much the same thing. Anyway, Destiny looked like a total babe and yeah, I certainly wouldn't
have minded a little horizontal dance with her, but there was just something
about her photo, something in my gut, something… well, something saying
to me that there was no love (“lust”, yes, of course – definitely that),
but no “love” at first sight. But who gives a shit? She's a babe and I
deffo want to shoot her.
I asked the agent to have her give me a call and he informed me that she was in high demand and was only in town for a short time and that her schedule was pretty full and she only had “such & such” a time available and… Lots of “ands” in that run-on sentence huh?... He told me that she only had one time slot left and before he could finish his statement I booked her for the shoot. I had not even talked with this Indian Goddess yet and already I had a “set in stone” time for us to do a shoot. Very unusual for me to do that. The agent then told me that she did not have a car and that I would have to arrange transportation for her to get to and from the shoot. In other words I had to pick her up and drop her off. Again, not something I usually do… Hmmm… Let's see… I booked her without speaking with her. I have to pick her up and drop her off. There is no love at first sight. Something doesn't quite add up in this equation. Oh well… I got up the morning of the shoot, finished setting up my studio and just kind of futzed (spelling?) around nervously until I had to leave. Why was I nervous? I dunno. I certainly didn't have the feeling like I have in the past when I was excited about meeting, photographing and falling in love with a new model… Ya know, kind of like a kid on a first date. Nope, I did not have that feeling at all. So what was it? Maybe I was nervous because I didn't feel that way. Yeah, that has to be it. Usually when I hire a model over the phone, it's because I'm like a kid in a candy store and I have a great feeling about the model, about sex, about friendship, about love… Oh, and of course about getting some great photographs together. But I had none of these feelings for this model. Deffo a first. So, let's just chalk up my being nervous to… to, uh… being an idiot! Dang! The girl's a babe. We're gonna get some great pics. I don't have to be head-over-heels and/or in love/lust a model to have a great photo session. Arg! Ok… Relax… Breath deep… Let in out slow… What time is it? Shit! I'm gonna be late. I drive to where she's staying. 20 minutes with no L.A. traffic – not too bad. I knock on the door. With bag in hand, Destiny opens the door and steps out – ready to go. Again, not too bad. I won't mention the fact that I was late so of course there was no reason why she shouldn't have been ready. But, she was ready none-the-less. Kudos to her. The first thing I noticed about her, beside the fact that she was a babe in a mini skirt with long, smooth brown legs, was that she had a thick English accent. A big smile went across my face. I'm such a sucker for an accent. Ok… I was now starting to think that maybe there was a little twinge of love/lust at first sight. Like the gentleman I am, I open the car door for her, and, after making
sure she's completely in, I close the door. Of course she doesn't return
the favor by leaning over an unlocking my door. I hate when girls won't
do that. It's polite, not too mention – simple, to just lean over and unlock
my door. How hard is that? Arg!...
Anyway, back to Destiny. I unlock my door; get in the car and the first thing I notice is that my car smells. Oh my God! Destiny actually lit and was smoking a cigarette in my car! No, no, no, no! I don't smoke and I don't allow people to smoke in my car, in my house, in my studio or anywhere else in close proximity to me. What a vile habit. I politely ask her to put it out and she, in her, now, “not-so-beautiful” English accent asks me if I'm joking. I shake my head “no.” She steps out of the car, leans against it, takes a few more drags (with attitude) and then puts the cigarette out – saving the remainder of it for later. Not off to a good start. That slight twinge of love/lust that I mentioned earlier – gone! The ride to my studio was not too bad. She seemed like a nice girl and the ice started to melt as we talked – mostly about her. She was in the country for two weeks. She came here to make a bunch of money “modeling,” then back to England and then a trip to see her boyfriend in Germany. Boyfriend? Dang! I never get a break! I then learned that she was “dating” the photographer she worked with the other day. Ok, let me get this straight… She has a b/f in Germany, she's fucking… uh, I mean “dating” this other photographer, she does porn, and… Hey! There's hope for me yet! Oh, did I mention that little twinge was starting to come back? Wait a minute. She does porn. I wouldn't “date” her anyway! I do have my standards! Yeah I know that's hypocritical, but… So? While she talked in her, now, “sexy-again” accent, I came to the realization that; 1. I'm going back and forth like a ping-pong ball – twinge / no twinge / twinge / no twinge. 2. She has great legs. 3. I wasn't nervous anymore. 4. She's a fucking babe. 5. She's a fucking Indian babe. 6. She's a fucking Indian babe with beautiful brown skin that is going to be spread wide for me in about 20 minutes. 7. Twinge! Twinge! Twinge! We arrive at the studio, check & copy ID's, fill out paperwork,
look at costumes and discuss the shoot. After about a half hour of this
and after about a half hour of noticing that I am laying on the flirt a
little heavy and getting nothing in return (no twinge)… we begin the shoot…
Wait a moment… Before I get into the shoot, I have to let you know… there was no connection between us what-so-ever. I could not figure it out. She was a nice girl and everything, but there was no common ground between us at all. She did open up a little, but mostly she talked about this other photographer that she was “dating” and how much she liked him, etc., etc., etc.. Ok, I'm not going to have a connection with every model I shoot. I accept that. But, I constantly hear about all these other photographers that have sex with their models all the time and it really just makes me wonder what they have that I don't… Probably herpes – LOL. Back to the shoot… The first setup we did was Destiny in a cute Cheerleader uniform. She really did look cute and sexy (twinge) in the outfit. So much so, that I took a ton of non-adult pics of her just posing. We were having a good time and she had a great smile on her face. She really does have a nice smile. Ok, so enough of the cheesecake photos, it was time to get down to business and get naked. And as soon as she slowly started to get undressed her face became one expression. You know that expression that most models have when they are trying to be sexy – eyes sleepy, mouth slightly open. – Arg! And that was it! No matter what I tried she just had that one expression… Big sigh… But I'll deal with it. I'll shoot that one expression (no twinge) and then when we are just chatting I will take some candid shots of her beautiful smile. No problem, it all works out. Ok, got to stop again… I'm being a little rough on Destiny and I really
shouldn't be. She was ready when I picked her up, she had an absolutely
professional attitude and except for only having one expression, she was
great to work with. She hit her poses, she did what was asked and what
was required of her and she did it all without complaint. I'm just ragging
on her because she had absolutely no interest in me… Well, that and the
fact that she smoked in my car – Arg!
Back to the shoot (again)… We finally got the Cheerleader outfit off and I noticed (again) how beautiful her dark brown skin was (twinge). Even though she had no interest in me, I so wanted to do her… As I mentioned earlier, she has the “typical”, completely shaved pussy. What a shame. I bet that when she lets it grow, her pubic hair is so dark, so soft and ever so silky. Mmmm. Even without the hair, she has a really nice, sweet pussy. Mmmm. Big Twinge!... Ok, I'm finally getting into the spirit of the shoot, she is on the floor, spreading her legs, I zoom in close and… “Holy Moly! What the hell is wrong with your poonannie?” Did I say that out loud? Yes, I did because she answers. Apparently while sunbathing in the nude yesterday a Bee thought that she had a nice sweet pussy too, landed on it and stung her. – LOL. I mean it's not funny. I bet it hurt like hell, and apparently it did. She had an allergic reaction to the sting and ended up in the emergency room with her “delicate flower petals” swollen to about three times their normal size. Did I mention that I had absolutely no twinge at the moment? It was like a car wreck. I could not stop looking at it. Fascinating… She had almost canceled the shoot because of it, but the swelling had gone down tremendously since the Doctor gave her a shot… Plus she figured that I would not notice. Riiight. I'm a photographer. I notice everything. Anyway, it wasn't swollen that bad and the average person really would not notice, so we continued on with the shoot – sans extreme close-ups. Over the next three hours, between cigarette breaks, we shot a lot of
content. We did another Cheerleader outfit plus seven other set-ups including
(but not limited to): naughty schoolgirl, voyeur, webcam, lingerie with
black gauntlets, black, thigh-high boots & a whip.
Then of course we finished up the shoot with a sleeping girl scene. Mmmm… Of course that is always fun to shoot, but by this time I was resigned to the fact that, other than a professional working relationship, we had no connection between us. So shooting the sleeping girl scene was just by the book with no (I'm a guy fondling a hot exotic Indian Babe) twinge at all. But it's all good. I got a lot of useful material from the shoot. Once we were done, I, for whatever reason, was still trying to get some kind of connection with her… So, I gave her a nice little (half hour) massage. But no matter how much I tried to get into it (I usually love giving massages), it was just mechanical and by the numbers. I mean she deffo enjoyed it – told me it was the best massage she'd ever gotten. But for me… nothing! Big sigh… Oh well… I drove her back to where she was staying and… Oh… on the way, she was hungry so we had to stop for take-out and then, of course, we had to stop for cigarettes. Vile Habit! I finally dropped her off and that was that. I have not talked with her since the shoot and I really don't expect that I will. Anyway, if you want to see more of Destiny DeVille, you can check her
out at Somnophilia.com
- Sex with Sleeping Girls, Triple
X Cams and Black
Schoolgirls.
posted by: Neo ©
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph! I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o) Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o) Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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