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Saturday, March 5, 2005

I'd Hit It!

Mmmm... Mulan

Friday, March 4, 2005 Friday Fiction - EXPOSURE   EXPOSURE     Emma eyed the half loaded commuter train car for a few moments before deciding to take a seat across from a middle aged business man who was busy reading the morning paper!!! She waddled down the aisle and stopped at his shoulder and asked in a sweet voice, Is this seat taken, while motioning to the empty bench directly across from him!?! Uh no, ma'am, he replied while shaking his head, it's been empty ever since I got on board, help yourself!!! Thanks, Emma replied while plopping down in front of him, my legs are just dead!!! He smiled at her for a moment before going back to his reading, but out of the corner of his eye he caught a glimpse of her pulling up her skirt to expose a generous portion of her fleshy thigh, and as he furtively looked in her direction, she spread her legs wide apart giving him and eyeful of her hairy fat pussy!!!     His eyes nearly popped out of his head as she whispered softly in a barely audible voice, Look at my pussy, it's so wet and just about ready to cum, ohhhhhhhhhhh, I'm so fucking hot!!! He swallowed hard while looking around to see if anyone was watching them, and when he was satisfied they weren't, he quickly came back to her pussy which by now was flushed and open, and obviously on the verge of a sexual climax!!! He looked back and forth from her pussy to her face, and as he licked his dry lips she sighed, I hope you don't think bad of me, but I just can't help myself, I always end up showing complete strangers my pussy and then cum really hard when they're staring at it, if you're upset with me just say so and I'll cover myself up!!! Sweat had now broken out on his forehead, and in a wavering voice mumbled, N-no, please, let me watch you, are you really going to climax!?! Oh, yes, she moaned softly, my pussy is so big and fat and when it gets excited it just bulges out like crazy, does it look like it's opened up!?! He quickly nodded his head and after checking again to make sure they weren't being watched asked, H-how about we get off at the next stop so that I can see it closer up!?! She groaned softly and asked, H-how much closer, close enough to touch it with your tongue!?! All he could do was nod as he shifted around in his seat while trying to straighten out his rock hard pecker that had become entangled in his shorts!!!      Follow me, she said as the two of them made their way off the train, I know a place!!! Two minutes later they entered a bar that had a few patrons sipping on their beers after having just gotten off the night shift!!! Emma asked the bartender where the rest rooms were, and after wending their way through a maze of pool tables and video machines, Emma pulled her prey into the women's washroom and pushed him down onto the john!!! His eyes were as big as saucers as he watched her pull her dress up over her plump belly and her incredibly hairy bush slipped into view!!! You like, she asked softly while spreading her legs and fingering her drooling muffy, most men just love a big fat pussy!?! He took a deep breath and sucked in a lung full of her aroma, and after looking her directly in the eye, leaned forward and let his mouth press directly into her huge slit!!!      O-oh god, she gasped, r-right there, oh yesssssss, suck my big fat hairy pussy!!! Like a starving man he bored in on her wet pussy, and after letting his tongue wander up and down the length of her slit, he found her incredibly hard clit and flicked the tip of his tongue quickly across her little hardon!!! As hot as she was, it took no more than a minute or two to bring her to a climax that left her shuddering and spent as she flopped back against the door panting like a steam engine while trying to collect her breath!!! Now it was his turn as he stood up and undid the front of his trousers, allowing his big erection to pop menacingly into view!!! So, he asked evenly, what are you gonna do for me!?!      She was wearing a simple cotton print dress, and just as casually as you please he reached out and caressed her massive chest through the thin colorful material while ordering, Okay, lean over the sink, I'm gonna fuck you like a dog, now move!!! Her legs were still a little shaky, but seeing his big dick sticking straight up made her pussy lurch slightly, and after giving his cock a little jerk, she leaned over the sink and spread wide in anticipation of his rear assault!!! Okay, cunt, he said evenly, get ready, cuz Quentin's about ready to fuck your fat wet pussy!!! Her whole body literally shuddered as he ran his cock up and down her crack, and when he figured she was ready, he grabbed her by her fat hips, and after getting all lined up, he rammed his prick balls deep into her quivering snatch, nearly bringing her to her knees!!!      This was a first for him, fucking a fat girl that is, and with vicious abandon he drove his seven inch spike in and out of her until she became a mewling bitch under the thrall of his brutal erection!!! He was surprised at the sexual adeptness of the fat assed bitch, and even more so that she turned him on like no one ever had before, and as he plowed in and out of her, he stared in rapt fascination as her fat ass shook like a bowl of Jell-o with each stroke!!! His pecker head had now taken over from his mind, and not even a team of wild horses could have pulled him off of her as he threw his hips into over drive!!! Her huge breasts shimmied uncontrollably in her big bra, and as his orgasm neared, he reached under her and cupped them through thin fabric, pinching her oversized nipples until she yelped as a mixture of pain and pleasure raced through her while his big cock convulsed hard as it spewed load after load deep inside of her huge pussy!!!      She was too shell shocked to even move a muscle, and with legs that were the consistency of spaghetti, he slumped back down onto the toilet while letting his blood pressure return to normal!!! A little rivulet of cum dribbled down the inside of her fat thigh, and on very rickety legs she stood up and said softly, I never did catch your name!!! Quentin, he replied, and you!?! My name's Emma!!! Well, Emma, he replied while standing up and putting his dick back into his pants, you've made me late for work!!! With a little giggle erupting from her throat she answered, Well, Quentin, I think you'll get over it, don't you!?! He kissed her softly on the cheek and answered softly, For sure, baby, for sure!!!  THE END . .

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Thursday, March 3, 2005

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I received the above "chain e-mail" claiming to contain the common sense words and wisdom of Andy Rooney (a 60 Minutes commentator). Now, I don't really know if Andy Rooney wrote it because I didn't actually see him say it with my own eyes. If these are not his words then I apologize for the continued promotion of his name with this "chain email", but if these are his words, then Kudos to him...
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

And So It Goes - Unsolved Mysteries

     I've been watching Unsolved Mysteries again. It's on every night at eight. My VCR is set to Record Perpetually.

     Robert Stack has announced so many episodes that I know his voice better than my father's. I have dreams in which he is my father. Someday Stack is going to die, but his voice will go on: “Although I passed away 10 years ago, inexplicably my voice continues to announce this program. If you have any information…”

     I'm not proud of my fixation with the show. It's like passing an accident on the freeway: you don't want to look, but you have to. And part of you hopes for the worst.

     Night after night, Unsolved Mysteries reveals murder, abduction, bludgeoning—a grisly parade of Jon-Benet Ramseys. If it were fiction, we wouldn't believe it. Some killers bury the body; others think that they will be the first to get away with throwing it in the river. So it goes.

     And I just stare, unable to believe it, unable to stop.

     Recently, I saw an episode about Ira Einhorn, the hippie icon who, among other things, created Earth Day. Behind the scenes, he suffered from O.J. Simpsonitis and ultimately killed his girlfriend. He neither buried the body nor threw it in the river but kept it locked in his closet (talk about your skeletons).

    When the show ended, I kept thinking... How did this man go about the day with his girlfriend decaying behind the wall? How does one eat one's Fruit Loops under those conditions? Evidently, Ira's hygiene was such that he couldn't smell the difference.

     Then, of course, there are the stories of UFOs, ghosts, people who talk to animals. And I believe them all, every last one. Tell me more, more, more. 

     Unsolved Mysteries has given me the full-time goose bumps. I jog with an uneasy feeling that I might trip on a dead body. I consider anyone who drives a van to be a rape suspect. Friends won't visit anymore because of the polygraph tests. Before I go to bed, I lock the doors twice and slip the dog a No-Doz. I can't use the bathroom without hearing Stack's voice:

     “A man gets up to use the restroom as he had so many times before, only to find an unexpected visitor…”

     Yet I keep watching, jaw agape, addicted to the revulsion. You can't skip the reruns, either, because you never know when there will be an…

     “UPDATE: Ira Einhorn was captured in the south of France living with his girlfriend, who evidently has no sense of smell.”

     Whereas the program is performing a service to aid in the arrest of fugitives, I feel that it has consumed my last tittle of innocence. Whatever hope I had for mankind is cowering in the corner beneath a fort of sofa cushions.

     My wife has forbidden me to watch the show, so I tune in while she's shopping (what if I am the one with that critical piece of information?).

     Researchers continue to study people like me, who just can't seem to get their fill. As yet, they have been unable to explain our fascination with mobsters and serial killers and horror movies. Until they do, it will remain … an unsolved mystery.
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Tuesday, March 1, 2005

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Monday, February 28, 2005

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash. The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them" The lawyer says "Fuck the Boy Scouts!" The priest says, "Do we have time?"

2. An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition. "I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said. The man replied, "that's good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"

3. Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one. "Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
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Sunday, February 27, 2005

Blogger Babe - Lili Anne

Lili Anne is a cute 21 year old, 5’8, 130 lb, half Asian / half White babe. She has straight, shoulder-length, dyed auburn-red hair, pretty eyes (one brown, one blue), a friendly smile, a pierced tongue, a pierced gum, a few tattoos (shoulders, lower back & leg), small 34A boobies with nice, very kissable, tan nipples, a great “cum fuck me doggy-style arch,” and a shaved pussy with a couple days growth of very sexy & very erotic stubble. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

I met Lili Anne through another Blogger Babe – Jade Moore and the moment we met we hit it off. Lili is a goof. And I don't mean that in any type of bad way. She's just a goof, she's fun, she likes to have a good time, she likes to play, she has a great sense of humor and she is just the type of girl that is kewl to hang out with. I also knew that she would be great to work with. So, after a brief interview and a very long and fun conversation, I booked her for a shoot. Actually we did not set a time, because I was not sure of my schedule and she was not sure of hers but we were sure that we were going to work together soon.
 

Over the course of the next few weeks, while trying to find a time to shoot that would be good for the both of us, we talked quite a bit and started to become friends. No, it was not all fun and games talk either, we actually sat down and had some very serious, life altering, stop the world and let me off, conversations. It was nice and also very refreshing to get to know a model a little deeper than just - take off your clothes, smile, spread your legs, get dressed and now go home. I admit it. I like Lili Anne. Ok, I say that about most of the models that I shoot, but Lili is kewl. I like her sense of humor and, so far, Lili is not a flake. She calls, she keeps in touch and she shows up for interviews and for photo shoots.
 

Speaking of photo shoots. We finally booked a date that was good for the both of us and Lili Anne showed up on time, with a big smile on her face and a song in her heart. Ok, I wax poetic here… but she did show up in a good mood and ready to work. After filling out the required paper work, talking and laughing we finally got down to business and started the shoot.
 

The shoot went really good and we got a lot done. Ok, what is my next sentence going to be? Drum-roll please…. “Lili Anne was FUN to work with.” Not only was she fun, but she was also very professional. She laughed, made faces, and joked around, but when it was time to get serious and get the shot, she did her job and she did it well. She deffo knew how to pose and she knew how to work the camera. Once it clicked, she moved and was onto the next pose. So much so that a few times I had to tell her not to move because I wanted to get the same pose from a few different angles. In way less than 4 hours (probably more like 3), we did eight different set-ups including (but not limited to): cheerleader, schoolgirl, a corsette, with thigh-high black boots & handcuffs, a voyeur scene and a webcam scene.
 

And, of course, we finished up with my new favorite thing to shoot – a Somnophilia (sleeping girl) scene scene…. Hmmm… Ok, I admit it… I deffo have a SleepySex fetish. I don't know. It's weird... I didn't have this fetish before I started doing Sleeping Girl scenes. I guess, once I started shooting them, I realized that I liked this fantasy. And yes, that is what it is – a fantasy. Nothing more, nothing less. OMG, now, I'm defending myself – LOL
 

Since the shoot, we've talked numerous times on the phone and have even gotten together a few times to just hang out. We are planning on doing some more shooting together – both adult and non-adult, but it always come down to schedules. It seem like whenever I am available, she is not and vise/versa. Arg! It gets so frustrating sometimes. 

Anyway, if you want to see more of Lili Anne, you can check her out at Somnophilia.com - Sex with Sleeping Girls.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

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