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Archived February 20, 2005 - February 26, 2005 Saturday, February 26, 2005
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check out Pregnant-Stories.com. posted by: Neo
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posted by: The Porn Jester ©
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posted by: Neo
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What happens when a gal wiggles her fanny in harms way...
LOL. Warning to all my peers. Tweeking your hubbie's toppitude and giggling about doing it in comments on your blog can result in heated butt syndrome... Just so you know. Of course, depending on your point of view that may or may not be a bad thing.... posted by: Patty © 2005
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posted by: Jason
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Thursday, February 24, 2005
posted by: Neo
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posted by: Neo
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posted by: Neo
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posted by: Neo ©
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"Triple X Toons" is a sexy hardcore toon site. Not only does it feature anime & hentai from today's top artist, but it also has tons of adult cartoons, comix, 3D babes and illustrated stories. Plain and simple, this site is Hot. The outside splash pages are bright, colorful, fast loading and very enticing. In addition to the main splash page and sign-up page there is a four page tour to give you an idea of what you'll find in the members area. But keep in mind, these tour pages are softcore - not like the type of hardcore toons that are on the inside. I'm deffo trying to give surfers a little more for their money with this site. Inside there are seven galleries (updated monthly) of rare anime & hentai pictures, 3D babes, triple X adult cartoons, comic strips, animated gif's and lots more. Dang, what more could you want? The design of the members area is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly, tons of bishoujo (beautiful girl), hentai, lesbians, bondage, stories, comics and other sexy toons. AND, to make it even better - "Triple X Toons" is a "CyberSex Prestige Plus Site" site - which means it's a high quality site with tons of extras like free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a CyberSex newsletter and much, much more. Give it a click and let me know what you think.
"Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" The site design is good and of course it's easy to navigate. The splash pages are fairly quick loading and have quite a few sample pictures to give you an idea what's inside. Inside there are 9 separate galleries with over 300 photos of teens in uniform: everything from cheerleaders & schoolgirls to flight attendants, doctors, nurses, bus drivers, marines, french maids and more. The galleries are updated on a regular basis (monthly) with fresh new pics. "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" is an Adult Check Gold site. And that means that it's high quality, gives you access to thousands of other sites and has very few banners and no entrapments or other annoying shit that pisses you off. Check it out!
"China Dolls" is another of my favorite sites. Hello... it's all Asian!!! :o) The site is designed well and it's very easy to navigate. There are no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind. I hate those things so I don't incorporate them into my sites. "China Dolls" has over 300 photos of Asian Teens divided into 7 different galleries - which are updated monthly with fresh new pictures. "China Dolls" is a "CyberAge PLATINUM" site. And again, that means that when you become a "CyberAge" member you get FREE access to over 300,000 adult sites, XXX movies, live chat, live sex shows and much, much more. It really is a good deal... so take the FREE tour and check it out for yourself - "Click here to take the FREE CyberAge tour." Or just click on the link and go straight to the "China Dolls" site.
"Gay
Bear" is a CyberAge
Platinum site with eight hardcore galleries dedicated to big
& hairy Gay men. The site has a wide selection for all discriminating
tastes; Oral, Anal and Solo. Some months "Gay
Bear" also features Twinks, Studs, Cubs, Chubs, Leathermen and
others. Site navigation is surfer friendly - which means... no annoying
crap to deal with. Banner advertising is minimal and galleries are updated
on a regular basis. Plus, I just completely revamped the site with an all
new look and some all new galleries. Whether you're Gay, Bi-sexual or just
curious about men, "Gay
Bear" is a good site to check out.
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Wednesday, February 23, 2005
posted by: Neo ©
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A man will knit a sweater when he's courting. It has something to do with hormones. Not the regular rounding-third-base hormones but something deeper, something Nature installed so that a man will promise his love forever and ever because forever isn't long enough. It was in this state that I planned a weekend escape for my wife Yahaira. Whereas I could have chosen Las Vegas or white water rafting, I decided on a bed and breakfast. It was like buying a bouquet of flowers—I didn't personally care for it, but it seemed like a nice thing to do. Online I looked up bed and breakfast…es in Santa Barbara since that is the bed-and-breakfast Mecca of the world. Elderly people everywhere kneel in the direction of Santa Barbara twice a day, promising to revisit. I found a quaint place called The Secret Garden. I was looking for quaint. It seemed like a nice thing to do. I reserved a room at the Secret Garden and counted the days till I could surprise Yahaira. The morning of the trip, I told her where we were going. “Wow!” she said. “That's great! … What is it?” “Bed and breakfast. It's like a hotel.” “And they serve you breakfast in bed?” “Um. No. But they should.” I followed the directions to a sleepy suburban street. This can't be right. Yet the numbers checked out. I parked and set off by foot. 595 Bath Street. Sure enough. On the front lawn was a sign reading “The Secret Garden.” Secret was right. The sign was the only thing that distinguished it from the other houses on the block. An old woman answered my knock and asked if we'd be staying for the weekend. I glanced over her shoulder into her foyer. It felt like I was intruding. “Yes,” I said. “I mean, if it's okay.” Yahaira and I lugged our belongings up the creaky old steps. A neighbor watched us from his porch, shaking his head. The old woman escorted us to our room and gave us instructions. “This is your room, the restroom is down the hall, and I'll be making a gorgeous breakfast in the morning.” And off she went. “A gorgeous breakfast,” I said to Yahaira. “Does that mean we'll gorge?” She rolled her eyes, having heard enough of my jokes for one lifetime. The house had five rooms, all of which were occupied by couples. We were the only couple that didn't qualify for social security. The house dated back to the early 1900s, still bearing its original coal-burning furnace. I hoped they had running water. Our room looked like any other grandmotherly room—you felt like you couldn't touch anything without setting off an alarm. There were no complimentary soaps or Mr. Coffee Juniors. There wasn't even a TV. It was just … someone's room. The sad part is that I didn't plan beyond the accommodations. I figured that it was a complete kit with things to do. A Jolly Jumper perhaps. Or maybe I was high on hormones and didn't think at all. Yahaira and I dropped our luggage, stared at each other for a minute, then burst into laughter. “I'm sorry,” I said. “You want to go to a hotel?” “No,” she said. “Let's pretend it's a sleepover at your grandma's house.” We tiptoed through the hallway toward the activity room. The floorboards creaked beneath our weight. It turned out that Scrabble was the activity in the activity room. We could have dusted off a book, but that didn't seem social. We played Scrabble and sipped the vodka I had brought in case of emergency. This definitely qualified. Yahaira won the game on her last word—humdrum—and we retired to our quarters. There we fashioned footballs out of paper and flicked them into the trashcan for points. As the vodka set in, the game became full-contact and those are the best games of all. Next morning, we awoke to find that breakfast was over. Over?! It's only 9:00. Who eats breakfast that early? Outside, three aged couples finished their coffee. So it goes. “I know the price of bed and breakfast,” I said, “but how much for just bed?” Thus our stay at the Secret Garden ended as awkwardly as it began, a tribute to Jason's planning skills. To this day, I can't understand the fascination with bed and breakfasts. Maybe it's something that comes over us as we get older, like a taste for prunes. Maybe we develop an urge to sleep at other people's houses out of curiosity. Maybe there's medication for it. Whatever the case, next time I'm seized by
the romance bug, I'll just knit a sweater.
posted by: Jason
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posted by: Neo
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Tuesday, February 22, 2005
posted by: Elsie Bee ©
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posted by: Neo
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Rejoice in Your Freedom - Buy American!
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Monday, February 21, 2005
posted by: Swenson
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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm
still a virgin."
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Once upon a time, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the
archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where
have you been?"
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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was
marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom
if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked
Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one
in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see
that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an
eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy
the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired
hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's
the new wife?" asked the banker. Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant."
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And
how's the hired hand?" Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."
posted by: Neo
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Sunday, February 20, 2005 Jaye Vampira is petite, 20 year old, 5’ tall, 100 lb, Asian, Goth, Vamp. She has long, waist-length “Death-Black” hair, dark & innocent brown eyes, really sexy and full, nicely shaped, pouty “bedroom” lips, a hot 34-24-33 figure with really nice, round & full “B” cup boobs, tan nipples, a flat, very kissable, stomach, a round & firm butt, a great “cum fuck me doggy-style arch,” and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful dark brown lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)! I saw Jaye's photos on an on-line modeling website. OMG, what a hot
little POA (piece of ass)! I noticed that in her portfolio it said that
she was interested in mainstream modeling AND in adult modeling. Of course
I was interested in her AND interested in shooting her – adult, non-adult,
didn't matter. I just wanted to meet and photograph her.
Meet her because; I thought she had a great look, a hot bod, sexy lips, great tits, beautiful hair… Not to mention, but I will anyway… she was young, petite, Asian (yes, we all know I have a thing for Asian girls) and she was Goth. Yes, I have a thing for Goth girls as well… No, no, no, not the typical, black lipstick, black nails, angst ridden, chubby, anti-social, sociopath, cutter girls… I'm talking about the cute, hot & sexy Goth Babes. Yes, I deffo have a thing for them and yes, they are few and far between, but they are out there – case in point – Jaye Vampira. Mmmm… Photograph her because; Read the above paragraph. Do I need any more reason? Ok, yeah I do… The reason, besides being a fucking “Hottie” is that… whether we shoot adult, non-adult and/or both, we are going to get some great pics. That is the reason – all about the art. Well… that and the possibility of… well, you figure it out. I contacted Jaye and we immediately hit it off. No need for an interview.
I knew, even though she was not a professional that she would show up for
the shoot and she would be professional. And yes, so would I – Dang! During
our conversation we talked about shooting both adult and non-adult and
decided to go ahead and schedule an adult shoot first – even though she
had never done any type of adult modeling. Part of me wanted to do an adult
shoot with her, but part of me didn't want to and I didn't think that she
should be getting into the adult biz and I tried to make this clear to
her… But she said that she wanted to… I stressed to her many times that
this would be an Adult shoot, not hardcore, but open leg, masturbation,
etc... She still wanted to. I told her that the photos would be sold as
“content” and would be all over the internet and would be forever. She
still wanted to. Big sigh… Moral dilemma… OK, I gave into my darker side
and set up an adult shoot – but not without stressing that we were also
going to do some non-adult pics at a later date. She agreed! But wait there
was a catch on her part. She wanted to bring a chaperone to the shoot.
Ok, no problem on my part, it's pretty standard. I asked who she was going
to bring. She told me that she was going to bring her 19 year old cousin
- who was also a model…
OK, have to stop here for a moment… Where do you think my thoughts went? Rhetorical question. You know dang well where they went – right into the gutter… So of course I had to ask. Would your cousin be interested in doing a shoot? More importantly… doing a girl/girl shoot with you? Jaye said that she would be into it, but she would have to ask her cousin. OMG, my mind went into overdrive. I didn't even know what the cousin looked like and already I “tented.” But wait… I really need to think about this… Think about what?... Think about this… I don't even know what she looks like… Does it matter?... Yes! No! I don't know… I'm not thinking clearly… I had to ask Jaye what she looked like. Jaye gave me the URL to her website and I immediately looked her up. My heart fluttered. Her cousin was a total babe. I was in love again. Wait… I'm in love with Jaye. Wait… Am I in love with Jaye? Of course I am. I'm in love with every girl. Jim Morrison comes to mind – “Hello, I love you. Won't you tell me your name? Hello, I love you. Let me jump in your game.” Am I getting involved in a love triangle – with cousins, no less?... Dang! What to do?... How about stopping this stupid inner dialogue and get on with the shoot?... Ok, good idea… Thanks… Don't mention it… Shut up… OK! Jaye called me the next day to confirm the shoot and to let me know that her cousin loves my photography and wants to work with me. Woo-Hoo! But (there's always a "but"), she's not interested in doing ANY adult work. Ok, that's kewl. I can deal with that. Beautiful Jay Vampira and her gorgeous cousin showed up the following
day for the shoot. After introductions, we did the mandatory paperwork
and the three of us talked while Jaye got ready. OMG, I could not fall
in love any deeper even if I was tripped. I did not know which girl to
flirt with more. Jaye was a sultry vamp and the cousin was a total sweetie
and… What? You're married?!? Are you serious? Why?... Opps, that was rude
to say… But true. Why would a hot 19 year old babe like her be married?
Ok, another rhetorical question. Dang, I'd marry her! Ok, the decision
is made. Jaye will get more of my attention now – LOL.
Onto the shoot: Like 99.99% of my shoots, it went really, really good. Well, that is until Jaye's cell phone rang and she just had to answer it. Her attitude got a little darker, so I gave her a robe and gave her some privacy while she talked with whoever it was on the other end. The cousin and I talked and ten minutes later we were still talking. Jaye's conversation started to get a little heated. The cousin and I talked for another ten minutes. I found out that Jaye was talking with her ex... EX? Oh... Woo-Hoo! Things might be looking up – hehehe, Dang, I am soooo bad sometimes… Jaye got dressed and, while now arguing on the phone, left my studio, went outside, sat on the steps and continued her conversation for another 30 minutes. I would not usually let this happen during a shoot, but it seemed important to Jaye and besides, I had a nice talk with the cousin – we actually set a date to get together and shoot some nice artistic pics. After another few minutes I asked the cousin to go tell Jaye that we really needed to get back to work. She did and a few minutes later, Jaye came back in – hating all men! So of course, I had to put on my best behavior, so Jaye would know that NOT all men (namely me) are assholes… I think I convinced her… Riiiight! Back to the shoot: The rest of the shoot went really well and we got
a lot done. Jaye was wonderful to work with. She knew how to pose and she
knew how to work the camera. In less than 4 hours (including her time on
the phone) we did 9 different set-ups including: cheerleader, three different
Goth scenes, voyeur and a webcam scene. We then did a very hot & very
sexy bondage scene where Jaye was blindfolded and bound by a metal posture
bar with leather collar & leather wrist restraints. The Posture Bar
was supplied by Eros
Boutique. Yes, this is a plug for Eros
Boutique – a great place for all your sexual pleasures. Check it out
- Eros
Boutique.
And finally, we did a Somnophilia
(sleeping girl) scene scene. As I mentioned with Blogger
Babe – Jade Moore, I really like shooting the sleeping girl stuff.
Mmmm…
After we finished shooting, the three of us sat around, talked and flirted for awhile. We set some dates to shoot some non-adult photography and they they left. Over the course of the next few weeks I talked to Jaye and her cousin quite a few times, but we have not gotten together yet. My fault… I have been very busy. Yeah, yeah… I know, that's not a good excuse… but it's a real excuse. Anyway, hopefully sometime in the next few weeks (or so), my schedule will clear and I will be able to get together with Jaye, the cousin and/or both of them to do some more shooting. Anyway, if you want to see more of Jaye Vampira, you can check her out
at Somnophilia.com
- Sex with Sleeping Girls.
posted by: Neo ©
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph! I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o) Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o) Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
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