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Friday, January 21, 2005 Friday Fiction - DIARY OF A HOUSEMOTHER: PART TWO  Click Here for Part 1  DIARY OF A HOUSEMOTHER: PART TWO October 13 Dear Diary, A truly incredible thing happened to me the other day, so mush so that I'm still a little shaken when I think back on it!!! It was early Saturday morning when my door bell rang and standing outside my door was Bonnie Jenkins and a girl I had never seen before! Bonnie asked if they could come in for a few minutes, and even though I was still in my bathrobe I said sure and invited them inside. It was then that I really got to give the other girl the once over, and to say that she was stunningly beautiful would be and understatement!!! As it turned out, she was the daughter of an American father and a Japanese mother, a combination that gave her a very exotic look to be sure!!! She had a petite stature from her Asia heritage, but it was her huge chest American size chest that I couldn't keep from staring at!!! Anyway, and much to my stunned delight, Bonnie said the reason that they dropped in was so that Akira, that was her name, could get her tits sucked!!! Diary, my pussy literally creamed just thinking about her taking off her top and exposing her ripe chest, and as I stared in what must have been gaped jawed wonder, the little Asian-American shyly slipped off her tee shirt and thrust her huge bra encased chest right into my face!!! I was a blithering fool I'm sure, but to see such a monumental pair of tits on such a small frame was like seeing the Grand Canyon for the first time, just breath taking!!! Anyway, Bonnie unhooked her bra, and with a little shrug of her shoulders off it came, releasing the two most beautiful breasts I have ever seen in my life!!! Her nipples were already hard, diary, and it was so easy just to open my mouth and let one slip right in!!! Immediately I could see why she wanted a good tit sucking, the little bitch was orgasmic from oral breast play alone!!! Within a matter of only a few minutes or so, I had her cumming in buckets while I gently nibbled and sucked on her incredibly sensitive nipples!!! Bonnie was so transfixed by what was happening, that she had plopped down on the floor and began brazenly masturbating right in front of both of us!!! Akira was so turned on by what was happening to her, that she pulled her nipple away from my mouth, and in what was just a stunning development, dropped to her knees in front of me, pulled apart my robe, and with a sweet look on her angelic face buried her mouth directly into my burning slit!!! Talk about an instant an climax, diary, I had at least three in the first minute and a half alone, and what's more, that little slut Bonnie put on a show of her own as she buried three fingers deep into her over heated snatch!!! Well anyway, diary, it was a good way to have east-west relations!!! Signing off for now, bye!!!  October 24 Dear Diary, The parents of one of the boys in the fraternity stopped in yesterday to see how their son was doing! I told them that he was doing well as far as I could tell, but if they were worried about his academic progress they'd have to see the Dean! It was then that the wife interrupted me and said the it was Bob's social life they were concerned about and that they were worried that he wasn't getting his share of dates! I tried to assure them that he was doing just fine, when out of the blue she broke down in tears and explained that Bob had a need for a lot of pussy just like his father, and if he didn't have at least two orgasms a day he'd start to go crazy!!! I was a little taken aback at what she had just said, but what happened next was even wilder than that, because just as casually as you'd open a can of soda, she reached over and unzipped her husband's pants and pulled out one of the largest erections I had ever seen in my life!!!  She then went on to explain that Bob had the same problem as his father, and if it was all right with me, she'd have to suck her husband off right then and their, just to relieve the incredible tension building up in his nut sack and hard pecker!!! Naturally I didn't want to make them feel uneasy or unwelcome, so I said sure, go ahead, and just as if I wasn't even there, she dropped her head into his lap and calmly sucked him all the way to completion!!! After she sat up and wiped a few drops of wayward drops of jis from her lips, she opened up her legs and begged me to orally satisfy her!!! Her pussy was shaved smooth as a baby's, and as if drawn by a magnet, I slid over to her, and after taking in a deep breath of her aroma, pressed my face into her steaming cunt, and after few minutes of teasing, viciously flicked my tongue over her distended clitoris until she was moaning like a eighteen year old having her first orgasm!!! Afterwards she thanked me profusely while kissing me all over my face with gentle little nibbles, and as if her hubby were reading my mind, he asked softly if I would care to ride his big boner!!!  With his wife a disheveled mess on the sofa, her husband lay back on the floor with his murderous hard-on sticking straight up in the air begging me to mount and fuck him while his wife looked on!!! I slipped of my giant size bikini panties, and after lining the monster up, I slowly lowered myself down over its massive head until all nine and a half inches were buried deep inside of me!!! I now understood why they were so worried about Bob, because if was anything like his father he'd be needing a whole lot of fucking and sucking to keep himself satisfied!!! Anyway, diary, the feeling of being so filled up was absolutely heavenly and I rode that pecker like there was no tomorrow!!! From the background I could barely hear his wife urging him to fuck me harder, and as I glanced over my shoulder at her, I could see that she was furiously frigging her clitty for all she was worth!! Let me tell ya, diary, this is one super charged family, a real bunch of fucking machines!!! I didn't think I had even one orgasm left in me, but when hubby rolled over and took me hard from the top with a series of unbelievably brutal thrusts, my mind went totally blank as another climax tore through my defenseless pussy like a freight train on the loose!!! All three of us must've cum with in seconds of each other, cuz we were all moaning and groaning in unison while our sex organs were twisted out of shape by our incredible climaxes!!! Good grief I have a meeting with one of the boys, gotta go now, bye!!!  November 2 Dear Diary, I was wandering through the dormitory part of the building the other day just to make sure that everything was okay! I usually check the boys’ rooms once or twice a month, but this time I saw something that made me shove my hand into my panties and finger my hot pussy then and there!!! Through a small crack in the door, I saw two of my boys jerking each other's hard penises!!! Good lord was it exciting!!! I never realized how large a cock little Jimmy had, that is until I saw Freddie jerking it and then leaning over and putting into his obviously hungry mouth!!! Both of these two boys are built on the slight side, diary, so their cocks looked super huge sticking up from their blonde haired crotches, and while I frigged my pussy like a maniac, they calmly got into position an began doing a very nice job of sixty nine!!! Holy smokes did it look nice, two young men with big erections in each others mouth, and from the looks of things, this wasn't the first time that they had done this with each other, because when they were about to shoot their loads of young spunk, neither of them pulled off, instead they sucked even hard until the other one had deposited a load of cum deep into his hot ready throat!!! I had to bury my mouth into my shoulder to keep from screaming out when I came, diary, but I managed to get back to my room whereupon I grabbed my ten inch black dildo and buried it balls deep into my squishy quim!!! What a day that was, but now, it's time for bed, see you later diary, bye!!!  THE END  . .

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Mr. Braddock for Teacher of the Year – Part One

Mr. Cyrus Braddock told his students to listen up. It was time for an announcement.

“As many of you know, your parents and I had nice conversations on back to school night. I enjoyed meeting them and getting a little background information on the rich, varied tapestries that comprise your all-important home lives. Unfortunately, I still need more data, if you will, on what makes you tick. For this reason, I will be holding a special open house at my condominium this Friday night. The theme is ‘what is your older sister doing with her life, anyway?’ I hope to learn her hopes and dreams and, by proxy, some of your hopes and dreams as well. Other gatherings will be held to celebrate pets, favorite aunts and uncles, and of course your pesky little brothers. But those will come later. For now I am focusing on older sisters only, and only older sisters who have graduated from high school and seem to be cruising listlessly through life on highways doomed to end in pregnancy, pointless, low-paying jobs and/or forced, loveless marriages. Please take this flyer home with you today. Extra credit will be given if your attractive, emotionally vulnerable older sisters appear at my door—unaccompanied—at 8 p.m. Thanks. Now, finish up your assignments and be sure to staple them together... remember, unstapled assignments receive zero credit... oh I almost forgot: remember to nominate your favorite teacher for Teacher of the Year.

Kids I want you to know that a great teacher is not one who is creative, dynamic, smart, passionate or funny. It's really hard to put your finger on it, this business of teaching and who's actually good at it. You'll know what's what in about 10 years and by then it'll be too late. So what I mean to say is this: I'm giving extra credit to the person who nominates me. Or is it whom nominates me? There's an awards ceremony this year in Albuquerque and I've got friends there…”

VRINGGGGGG!!!!

The bell sounded and the students rushed to staple things together.

“Linda and Brock, can I see you for a moment?” asked Mr. Braddock. Linda had an exceptionally large, unabashed ass. Brock had grown his hair out in order to look like a white gangster, imitating the scamps who roamed about Hell's Kitchen in the 70's. A retro look, in short. Thuggish and bold. Mr. Braddock frowned. Brock had clearly been tapping that fine ass standing next to him. A damn travesty thought Mr. Braddock.

“Look, Linda and Brock, I want you to look at this paper and think to yourself,
‘what does it mean?’ Okay? Don't say what you think out loud... just think it to yourself—quietly. Okay? Sound easy? All right... begin…”

The paper said: “opportunityisnowhere”.

“Now Linda how did you read that? What did it say to you?”

She replied, “it said opportunity is now here, Mr. Braddock.”

“Good. And what did it say to you Brock?”

“I read ‘opportunity is nowhere,’” said Brock. “Cool.”

“Well done kids. You see, perception is reality. Fundamentally you two are incompatible. Bonk each other silly for now but eventually you will have to forge a new path—alone. Anywho... didn't mean to get too heavy on you... go get yourselves a couple of sodas! Here take two dollars. Enjoy! Have a real nice lunch!”

That Friday, Mr. Braddock waited completely sober for someone to appear at his door. The moment passed. What a waste of time. There would be no extra credit and a stern lecture come Monday. By 9:15 he had discreetly consumed a shot or two of ice-cold vodka. By 9:30 he had dipped into the ice-cold Jägermeister. By 9:37 he sat with a Presidente, stripped down to his boxer shorts, stroking his penis through the little opening in front.

That's when he heard a knock at the door.

Already buzzed beyond giving a crap, he opened it without putting on pants. She had a big, heart-shaped ass, a tiny pink mouth, and a razor-sharp nose. Her straight, shoulder-length blonde hair showed dark roots and was parted down the middle.

“Hi, I'm Melanie Orangekin... you know, Brock's sister,” she said incredulously, staring at Mr. Braddock's misshapen, slightly damp boxer shorts.

“Yes, welcome. I'm just relaxing. The others have all left,” lied Mr. Braddock. “Come on in.”

Somewhat hesitantly Melanie entered. She noticed he had about a dozen Aerosmith albums—the lp’s, the original vinyl!—tacked to his wall. And a Squire electric guitar plugged into a Peavey in the corner!

“Are you an Aerosmith fan?” she asked.

“I was... that is until after the ‘Night in the Ruts’ album when…”

“When Joe Perry left the group and they took a brief hiatus... before rejoining to cut that 'When Lightning Strikes' song, a last gasp of their earlier creative genius... before that rap shit and before they went all commercial and shit!” she squealed.

“That's right,” said Mr. Braddock, with great respect. “Please sit and tell me about your favorite Aerosmith album. Most of the great students of Aerosmith, the critics and enlightened fans and yours truly, feel that ‘Rocks’ tends to rock hardest... but I'm waiting for someone to convince me otherwise... I mean ‘Toys in the Attic’ had their biggest hits—and a cheeky rendition of that ‘big 10-inch record’ song—but the consistency just wasn't there, for me or most other people who know, really know goddamn it…

I apologize... can I get you a cold Jägermeister, with an energy drink chaser?”

“Cool,” she replied, getting comfortable on the easy chair across from Mr. Braddock's position on the sofa. What an interesting teacher, she thought.

He returned to find Melanie staring at the object on the knick-knack table beside the couch. Mr. Braddock caught her gaze. He had taken it out when he believed no one would come to his "open house".

“That's not what you think,” he said, “it's a Spermicare 2000. It's a specialty massage device available only by prescription. It has two legitimate uses. One: quadriplegics use it to masturbate into a cup, so that they might have children by artificially inseminating their wives or other receptacles. Two: in the event that racehorses need relief, the 1” rubber pad can be applied to the head of the penis and ejaculation can thereby be induced. As far as illegitimate uses go, I must say I've invented a few others. Cheers!”

They drank a wordless toast. Inwardly Mr. Braddock could not care less what anyone thought of him. So he spoke without remorse, at least when he'd been drinking, which was often. Melanie thought he was an honest, kind man... a straight shooter with a touch of John Wayne carelessness... offbeat and sardonic... yes, he's a real maverick she thought.

“How does it work?” asked Melanie.

“Well, you turn on the switch here,” said Mr. Braddock, placing the heavy instrument in her outstretched hands, “and you adjust the speed and modulation with these two dials.” She had it going only about 10-15 revolutions per minute, tittering with glee at the cute whirring noise. Then she adjusted the modulation and cranked the speed. Soon she was using it to draw circles around her knees and then around and around her pudgy little tummy.

“Take it in the bathroom if you'd like,” said Mr. Braddock with a wry smile, “it's been disinfected—and that plastic pad, when lubricated, works perhaps better on a clitoris than on the glans of a penis, which was the intended application of the designers…”

“Are you shittin’ me?” Melanie was now doubly drunk. She felt high from the alcohol but also from the almost European nonchalance with which Mr. Braddock comported himself.

“Melanie I don't have a clitoris; however, I can assure you: I am definitely not shitting you!”

What a sense of irony and comedic timing, thought Melanie. “I have to go pee,” she exclaimed, bounding off to the bathroom like a little girl, though she was probably above drinking age. Mr. Braddock would have made another ironic comment about taking the device with her but she was too darn quick. You can never get enough of those masturbating in the bathroom quips.

He looked at the device—it sat on the cushion of the chair, so invitingly. He thought about how she touched it and the naïve pleasure it inspired. His erection returned. He had a brilliant idea.

He turned off the lights and closed the shades. Then he waited for her to return.

He heard giggles as she returned to the living room.

“Don't be scared, dear. I have a proposition for you…” he said with his practiced air-of-detachment voice.

She picked up the Spermicare and sat down, giggling again in a somewhat louder-than-is-appropriate-or-even-necessary kind of way.

“You want to take it home, I know,” said Mr. Braddock. “I'll let you. But only under two conditions. First, you must practice on yourself here while I watch…”

Her giggles became laughter.

“No, stop... I know what you're thinking and it's not true... I need to make sure you won't hurt yourself or damage others… this is a medical device and very powerful... you can leave your pants on, even… I just want to make sure that you'll be safe. Safety first! Okay? You may begin…”

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005

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     In my youth, I got a vasectomy. I didn't have any children, just a jaded worldview. The doctor lectured me about the permanence of my decision, or at least the expense of changing my mind. When he finished, I still believed that families were guilt factories and that people could do without them. I also considered the Middle East a global tumor.

     Then, one day, something happened. I was meditating in the closet when a what-if seeped into my brain: What if my wife Yahaira dies? What will remain of our love? The pain penetrated as if it were already true. I panicked.

     When I emerged from the closet, I knew what I had to do: bear a child.

     I arrived at the hospital with my life savings, for that is how much it costs to reverse a vasectomy. The nurse asked me to sign away my life, then laid me in bed. The anesthesia man injected me with pixie dust and started to melt. The nurse said something extremely slowly, then she melted too.

     Four hours later, I was a new man. I was crippled.

     There are sensitive areas on your body—eyelids, nose hairs, underneath your fingernails—then there are the testes, hub of all sensation. No matter how tough a man may act, he is always one swift kick away from nausea, paralysis, uncontrolled cursing, and fervent religious devotion.

     That is how I woke up in the hospital. All I could feel was a prickling below the belt and a draft on my backside. I tried to roll over to cover my bum when a fireball shot through my stomach, up my chest and out of my mouth: “Ahhhhhhhhhh!”

     A nurse's head appeared above. “Are you all right, hon?”

     “I can't move.”

     “That's okay, hon. Your wife is here.”

     Yahaira's head appeared above.

     “You look like hell,” she said.

     So it goes.

     The anesthesia circled back to my brain, and I got the giggles. I'm not sure what was so funny—pretty much the fact that I was laughing. I had slipped into that half-conscious delirium where some people are lucky enough to live. I started doing standup.

     “Hey, babe, ever bagged a eunuch?”

     “I wouldn't get near that thing—it’s loaded.”

     Yahaira drove home at 5 mph to protect the goods. Joggers passed us with questioning glances. It felt strange to be in the sun. Society didn't seem right. I belonged on the mother ship, where they experiment on my organs.

     At home, I walked into a jungle of get-well balloons, a stack of videos, and a little bell on my nightstand. Wouldn't you cut open your privates for a woman like that? For the next three days, I sat in bed watching movies and testing my bell. Yahaira took it in stride, but I could see her wince at the ringing. It was like Pavlov's bell, only it triggered a different kind of saliva.

     Dingaling. “Can you get me some water?”

     Dingaling. “Can you bring me my book?”

     Dingaling. “Can you read me my book?”

     I regretted the water. In case you don't have syphilis, that is what it feels like to pee after a vasectomy. Once someone carries you to the bathroom, you carefully peel away your undies and, with the precision of a man diffusing a bomb, remove your member from its bloody gauze. Then you hang on for life.

     Besides that, it was more or less like being kicked in the balls every hour on the hour. The Vicadin doesn't block the pain; it just confuses it with the feeling that you're about to vomit. The doctor suggested that I buy underwear that is two sizes too small. Me, I became a boxers guy the day they mocked my “tighty whities” in high school. Today I have new respect for cotton briefs and all the men who wear them.

     It has been a week since the operation, and my parts are getting better. I tie my shoes all by myself and can sit in a chair without crying. This morning Yahaira brought me a card that read, “I miss you this much.” When I opened it up, a condom fell out.

     It won't be long till I can use it, but I'm going to hold out as long as possible—I’m having too much fun with this bell.
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Monday, January 17, 2005

Monday Toons

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1. The church service was under way and they pasted the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stop the service and announced " Who ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up". A gay man stood up and said " I did". The preacher told him " Since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymns." Excitedly, the gay guy said, " Well I'll take him and him and him. 

2. In Jerusalem, an American female journalist heard about an old rabbi who visited the Wailing Wall to pray -- twice a day, everyday -- for a long, long time. In an effort to check out the story, she goes to the holy site and there he is! She watches the bearded old man at prayer and after about 45 minutes, when he turns to leave, she approaches him for an interview. "I'm Elizabeth Smith from CNN, Sir. Just how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall and praying?" "For about 50 years," he informs her. "50 years! That's amazing! Exactly what do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Jews and the Arabs.  I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship." "And how do you feel, Sir, after doing this for 50 years? "Like I'm talking to a fucking wall..."

3. A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," She replies, (Thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."  "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.
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Sunday, January 16, 2005

Blogger Babe - Jade Moore

Jade Moore is petite, 21 year old, 4’11, 100 lb, Asian Spinner. She has just-past-the-shoulder, dark-brown hair with blonde streaks running through it, brown bedroom eyes, really sexy and full, nicely shaped “blow-job” lips, a big beautiful smile with braces on her bottom teeth, a pierced tongue, a nice 32-24-33 figure, a flat, very lickable, stomach, a cute butt, nicely muscled thighs, an inviting “doggy-style” arch, the typical tattoo on her lower back, plus another on her left shoulder blade, and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful dark brown lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

I saw Jade's photo in an Agent's book and immediately knew that I wanted to meet her, fall madly in love with, marry and live the rest of my life with her. Not to mention – have hot and wild sex with her… Dang, I sound like a broken record. I think I've had these same thoughts with a quite a few other models that I've worked with (or wanted to work with). But hey, that's what's great about having a wonderful, active and very horny imagination. Anyway, I saw her pic and knew that I wanted to photograph her. I am such a sucker for a petite girl – especially a petite “Asian” girl. I asked the agent to have her call me and within an hour the phone rang. Visions of Jade, nude on my bed, ran through my head as I ran to answer her call. It wasn't her! Dang! But the phone rang a few minutes later and still… it was not her. Double Dang! I kept thinking “Why hasn't she called?” Then I had to remember that I just talked with her agent, not even an hour ago. I needed to give it some time. After all, most models take days, if not weeks, to call. The phone rang again. “Hello?” Woo-Hoo! It was… dang… still not her! Ok, that's it. I give up. My dreams dashed again. Ring. Ring. I took a big dejected breath and answered the phone again. My heart smiled. It was Jade.
 

Usually, I always set up an interview with a model. Mostly because, as I have said before, models are flakes and I need to see if they will even show up for the interview, much less the actual photo shoot. Also, interviewing a model lets me see if they are psycho bitches that are going come back in the middle of the night, call at all hours, stalk me, or say bad things about my dog. Plus, the interview gives me an out if any of the above is true or if I simply just don't like them. Yeah, yeah, I know… I'm a prima-donna, but I refuse to work with a model that I don't like. Anyway, I didn't set up an interview with Jade. She said “Hello” and I said “You're hired!” It was pretty simple and that was that. 

The new love of my life… Uh, I mean, Jade… showed up the next day for the shoot. Now I have to be honest. Jade is a model and she was 15 minutes late. But to be fair and also to show how responsible she is, she did call and say that she was going to be a few minutes late. I was really falling for this Hotttie. 
 

Anyway, she showed up, and for the rest of the day I was like a love-sick puppy. I was infatuated with her. And the more we shot, the worse it got. While looking through the lens at her tiny waist, her cute butt and her absolutely gorgeous lips (upper and lower), I just kept thinking that this girl is not only, sexy and pretty, but she has really nice features – photographically speaking of course. I'm serious. The more I looked at her, the more I wanted to crawl through the lens and, not only capture her, but be captured with her - forever. I know that might sound really corny, but hey, I'm between shoots right now, she's fresh on my mind, I am still very infatuated with her, and also, not to mention, horny as hell.

The shoot went really well. Aside from all the flirting (mostly by me), we got a lot done and we had a good time doing it. Oh my… we really got a lot done. Jade was a gem (pun intended) to work with. She moved from pose to pose to pose with barely any direction from me. I really think that she must have been reading my mind, because every time I was about to give her a direction, she was thinking the same thing and already doing it. And some of the poses mixed with some of the slutty, (nice slutty, not bad slutty) looks on her face was definitely starting to do IT for me. Goodness. The girl of my dreams. Well, actually, not the girl of my dreams, but pretty dang close. I'm not a fan of faddish piercings and/or tattoos and I'm certainly not into shaved vaginas (well, not any more), but with Jade, I could certainly overlook these minor “Red Flags”. Besides… piercings will close up and pussy hair can grow back. So, I think I can deal with a couple tattoos.

As I was saying, the shoot went really well. In a little less than three hours we did TEN different setups, including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, masturbation, voyeur, and webcam. We then did a very hot & very sexy bondage scene where Jade was bound by a "7 Piece Fantasy Restraint Kit" (supplied by Eros Boutique).
 

And finally, we did a Somnophilia (sleeping girl) scene. I really like the sleeping girl stuff. A major turn-on to be photographing (and fondling – heheheh) an “innocent” sleeping girl – Wow! I got to touch every moist crevice. Oh, all professionally of course!
 

I did not want the shoot to end, but, like all good things, it had to end. Jade started to get dressed and before she could put her clothes on, I walked up to her, took her hand and led her into my bedroom. Remember earlier where I wrote “Visions of Jade, nude on my bed”? Well a moment later, she was… And this time I didn't have a camera in my hand. But don't get the wrong idea. I'm really not that guy that I fantasize about being. I'm a nice guy and I'm a professional. Not to mention that I also think I'm a stupid professional, especially for not taking advantage of opportunities when they present themselves to me – Arrgggg!!! Anyway, Jade was now nude in my bed, laying on her stomach and I was giving her a really nice full-body massage. See, I am a nice guy. While I was massaging her we talked a lot. A LOT! She's intelligent, she's Asian, she has a college degree, she's cute, she's well spoken, she's petite, she has a good sense of humor, she has nice lips, she seems very in touch with the world, and, she didn't say anything about having a boyfriend – Woo-Hoo! Jade certainly doesn't act like a psycho bitch or even like the typical girl that does this type of work. I think that I'm really falling for her. Ouch! And is it ever gonna hurt when I land back on the ground.

Like the beginning of the last paragraph - I did not want the massage & talk to end, but, like all good things, it had to end and Jade had to leave. But before she left, we discussed getting together for “reciprocal” massages and to do another photo shoot. Artistic, not Adult! Jade gave me a nice hug and then left with my heart. But all is not lost, she said that she would grow some pubic hair for me :o)
 

Anyway, if you want to see more of Jade Moore, you can check her out at Somnophilia.com - Sex with Sleeping Girls.
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