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Saturday, January 8, 2005

I'd Hit It!

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Friday, January 7, 2005 Friday Fiction - OFFICIAL DUTIES OFFICIAL DUTIES David was just finishing up with the day's last customer when Bobbi Foxx asked him to lock the front door and then come into her office!!! "All done, he said while knocking on the door jam to her office!!! "Come on in, David," I'll be with you in a moment, I'm just finishing up totaling up the day's receipts!!!" "Take your time," he said easily while taking a chair, business has been pretty good, hasn't it!?!" "Yes it has," she said, "how long have you been working for me, David!?!" Uh, about a year, he answered quickly, why, are you unhappy with my work!?! Not at all, she replied softly, I-it's just that I was wondering about something, that's all!!! Not quite sure how to respond to her query, he just sat waited for her to continue, and when she did, he realized that her face was flushed a bright shade of red and her words almost seemed to be slurred!!! A-as I was saying, she went on hesitatingly, I was just wondering if you had a steady girl friend!?! Now he was really confused, why on earth would a fifty year old matron care whether or not he had a girl friend!?! He didn't answer for a moment while collecting his thoughts until finally answering, Uh, no ma'am, I don't have a steady girl friend, in fact I really don't date much at all!!! That's surprising, she replied quickly, a nice looking man like you must have ample opportunity with the ladies!!! Well er, I don't know, he said while squirming uncomfortably in his chair, you know how it is, it's either feast or famine!!! She chuckled a little, and then after clearing her voice offered slowly, I-I've been thinking about you a lot lately, David, and don't misunderstand me, you can get up and leave right now if you like, but I just have to get this off of my chest!!! Chest, he thought, it would take a lot to get anything off of Bobbi Foxx's chest because she had just about the biggest pair of boobs he had ever seen on a woman, and in fact he had masturbated on more than one occasion just wondering what it would be like to see her slipping out of her massive bra!!!  This conversation seemed to be leading somewhere but for the life of him he was sure where, so he just nodded for her to continue!!! Anyway, she went on, as you maybe didn't know I've been single all my life, and running a successful business pretty much takes up all of my time so it hasn't been easy having any kind of regular social life, if you get my drift!?! A funny gnawing was eating away at him, and although he wasn't exactly sure why, his penis had turned blue steel hard as she danced around whatever it was she was trying to say, so again he nodded his affirmation and she continued speaking, So you see, I was just wondering, since neither one of us have been having much luck with the opposite sex, maybe we could, you know, kinda get together!?! He was stunned!!! If what he thought she meant is really what she meant, well this could turn out being the best day in his short eighteen year life, and just as he was about to reply, Bobbi Foxx stood up behind her desk and began taking off her clothes!!!  H-holy smokes, he gasped as she stripped down to her panties and bra, leaving her voluptuous body towering over him, I-I don't believe this is happening to me, I really don't believe it!!! Don't believe what, David, she asked while cupping her gigantic boobs which were still encased in her bra, you don't think these are real, well I can assure you that they are one hundred percent U.S. prime tit!!! I-I didn't mean that, he stammered, I-it's just that I can't believe I'm finally gonna get to see you naked!!! Why is that, she asked softly, have you been thinking about seeing me naked!?! He made and audible gulping sound while nodding his head yes, and as he sat there in utter disbelief, she made her way around to his side of the desk, and with her hands on her ample hips, asked him to finish undressing her!!! Y-you're kidding, he gasped as her huge body was now only inches from him, are you serious!?! I've never been more serious in my entire life, she replied thickly, now be a good boy and help me out of my bra and panties!!!  His breaths were now coming in fits and starts, and even though he was almost in a state of shock, he gingerly reached out and started tugging Bobbi's huge pair of black bikini panties over her very plump thighs!!! He never figured someone as large as Bobbi would be wearing such sexy underwear, but her matching bra and panty set with its sheer fabric was nearly driving him crazy with desire!!! As her panties slipped to her ankles, her huge hairy muffy popped into view, and almost reflexively he gasped, and as if he were on automatic pilot, he leaned forward and calmly began licking her directly in her over heated crack!!! Oh my, she moaned while spreading her legs wide apart and resting her hands on his shoulders for balance, y-you have a real gift, David, the girl who nabs you is going to be very happy indeed!!! David had never sucked a pussy in his life, but two million years of evolutionary development took over as he bored in hard on her erect clit, and within only a matter of minutes her whole body was shuddering as an orgasm of massive proportions ripped her cunt to shreds, causing her to lean back and sit down hard on the front edge of her desk gasping for breath!!!  David was still pretty much in a state of shock at the amazing turn of events, but not so much that when a hairy pussy was spread only a mere three feet away from him seemed to be begging to be fucked, so without a word or sound he stood up, took off his pants and shorts, and then with his cock as hard a piece of iron, stepped forward and entered his boss's white hot cunt with one hard thrust, causing her to moan and gasp at the suddenness of his assault!!! This was nothing like he pictured his first time to be like, with a middle aged woman who was so plump she could had been called fat, but was turning him on like no little skinny assed eighteen year old ever could!!! His pecker became a blur as it slammed in and out of the molten cauldron that was her pussy, and as his pecker stiffened in a precursor to his ejaculation, she offered up a hard nipple to his gaping mouth, and in blinding moment of ecstasy his pecker convulsed over and over while jettisoning its seed deep in her love canal!!! His enthusiasm was palpable, and if his technique wasn't exactly perfect, his jack hammer like pecker pounded in and out of her with such piston like efficiency that her pussy was completely overcome by its ferocity, and as he was losing his own load, her cunt swallowed him whole, powering her to another climax that would this time surely induce her to pass out!!!  David's legs already a little rubbery, finally gave out as he collapsed on her belly and chest gasping for breath while nuzzling her massive mammaries to his cheek!!! With warm cum drooling out of wide open slit, she sighed deeply while gently caressing her new stud's cheek while again feeding a nipple into his hungry mouth while offering, I think that we've just found several new official duties for you to perform, and I must say you are a fast learner!!! He gave her big nipple a little nip, and with a twinkle in his eye replied, I guess I must have had a good teacher!!! . .

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She lay upon the bed, sweat rolling off her in the very warm room. She struggled lightly against the soft rope that bound her. She listened for him, but the loud, thumping music thwarted that effort. Her blindfold was silken and cool against her skin. She wore only her garter now, and the lace stockings that it held up. She still had on the spiked heels he liked so much.

He had bound her, legs opened wide and then she had heard little. Now she sensed him close, his hot breath suddenly on her and his tongue gently rimming her navel. No other part of him touched her, and she tried to reach with a hand to find him. His tongue traced a line up between her breasts, just the very tip maintaining contact. He drew circles on her shoulders and at her neck, still with just the tip of his tongue. His tongue left her and she felt him touch the tip of his cock to her rigid nipple, circling it around the pinkish brown pleasure point. He moved across her to the other nipple and treated her to his cock there as well. Then he was gone again...

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Thursday, January 6, 2005

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005

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And So It Goes - Powerless

     In California, we have rolling blackouts. That's because there are too many people and not enough foresight to go around. Californians spend most of their adult lives sitting in gridlock for the same reason.

     A rolling blackout is when randomly selected areas lose power for one hour at a time. The amazing part is how the affluent areas are never randomly selected.

     In my neighborhood, the signs aren't even in English, so I'm especially prone to blackouts. Still, it came as a fright when one moment I was surfing cyberspace and the next I was a caveman.

     Zzzzzzap! Lights out.

     The refrigerator stopped buzzing; the clocks stopped ticking. Somewhere in the distance, a dog barked.

     I stared at the blank screen for two minutes. It was like trying to accept that your car had been stolen. I was the guy standing in the parking lot saying, “They'll be back…”

     I hadn't considered the possibility of my computer stopping. I wasn't even sure it had an off button. The computer was my secretary, my accountant, my publisher, and sometimes a date on the weekend.

     Okay, I thought to myself (as opposed to thinking to someone else). This is probably a good time for a break.

     I opened the refrigerator, and the light didn't come on. It was spooky. Some things you just count on: the sun rising in the west, poor choices for President, and the bloody refrigerator light coming on when you open the door!

     In the pantry, I discovered a can of minestrone that I was saving for the end of the world. I hesitated at first, then figured, Why would I want to survive the end of the world anyway?

     I pressed the lever on my can opener, and it didn't respond. Damn electric can openers. I considered opening the thing with a knife, then recalled the stitches following my frozen hot dog fiasco. So it goes.

     I decided to throw a TV dinner into the—NO MICROWAVE! Was there anything in this house that did not beep, tick, or buzz?

     Okay, Jason, regroup. This can only last so long. What time is it now? 

     The clock was dead. ALL the clocks were dead. As was the cable box, the fax machine…

     I would call time.

     No I wouldn't. Cordless phones rely on their bases, which in turn rely on their outlets.

     I walked outside to make sure the sun was on.

     It was.

     I returned to my cave with no computer, no phone, no TV, no TV dinner, no clock, and did I mention no lights! What was I to do, question the meaning of my existence? I had to stay busy.

     There was that novel I'd been meaning to write for the past 20 years. No, I'll get to that later.

     My thoughts went out to my wife Yahaira. Was she too scrambling beneath this catastrophe? A siren trailed by outside. Were they going to Yahaira's work because she was dead, I just knew it.

     Settle down, Jason. Take a breath. Remember what your dad used to say: shut up and keep your fingers out of your shorts.

     I wandered the house noting all the dead devices. The electric blanket. My foot massager. The vacuum. The Glade Plug-Ins! My home was impotent, and I, a spoiled American unfit to survive a night in the woods, was trapped. I paced the halls, flipping the switches just in case. I marched myself right into a dizzy spell, which required that I sit.

     I assumed the Lotus position and resolved to meditate. As I struggled to free myself from the mad machine inside my skull, I heard a noise. It was a joyous, familiar noise coming from the office.

     Bleeeeeeep.

     My computer! It lives!

     The other appliances jumped to life as suddenly. On buzzed the refrigerator. On flashed the clocks. Out came the carcinogenic electromagnetic energy from the microwave. The white noise was back!

     The radio announced that it wasn't a rolling blackout after all. A drunk man had smashed a local power unit. The drunk man's name is Kurt Baker. I am suing him for mental damages.
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005

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Monday, January 3, 2005

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. This man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and says, "I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink." The bartender replies, "It won't do you any good." The man, with a confused look on his face says, "It doesn''t matter, I want to buy those women a drink." The bartender delivers the drinks to the ladies and the ladies acknowledge the drink with a nod of their heads. About a half-hour later, the man approaches the women and says, "I'd like to buy you two another drink." The women both reply, "It won't do you any good." The man says, "I don't understand. What do you mean it won't do me any good?" The first lady says, "We're lesbians." The man replies, "Lesbians? What are lesbians?" The second woman replies, "Lesbians... We like to lick pussies." The man says, "Bartender, three beers for us lesbians."

2. Two gay guys are sharing an apartment. One gay guy is sitting on the couch jerking off in a brown paper bag. His partner walks into the room ready to go to work and asks what the hell are you doing?! The other guy replies, "I'm Packing Your Lunch!!!"

3. A young army private is home on leave. He is talking to his dad about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper. "Dad" he says, "on my first jump, I froze up at the door on the plane. A big black sergeant standing behind me told me that if I didn't jump, he was gonna cram about 12 inches of dick up my ass." "Well did you jump?" asks his dad. "Just a little at first" answered the boy.
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Sunday, January 2, 2005

Blogger Babes - Prilla

Prilla is a hot, 20 year old, 5’1, 100 lb, sexy Latina Babe. She has wavy, reddish-brown, just past the shoulder hair, pretty eyes, cute 32B titties with nice pink nipples, a great “cum-fuck-me-doggy-style” arch, a nice butt, a pierced tongue, pierced belly button, the typical tattoo on her lower back, a little landing-strip of pubic hair, and a great, big, friendly smile (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

For a couple of months I had been seeing Prilla's picture in an agent's book and I kept asking the agent to have her call me, but she never did. I finally gave up asking and moved onto other models. Then one day I ran across her pic again and again I called the agent and Lo & Behold, within an hour Prilla called and set up an interview with me.
 

When she showed up for the interview, she was so not the girl in the picture I had seen. She was better. Mmmmm. Now you all know that I am a total sucker for petite, little Asian models with straight black hair, not to mention that I am also a sucker for Latina Babes with long dark hair as well. Well, now that I am thinking about it… I am just a sucker for ALL girls. But I digress… Anyway, in the pic of Prilla that I had seen, she had long, straight and dark hair, which was one of the reasons I wanted to photograph her. But, when she showed up, her hair was reddish-brown (more red than brown) and very wavy. Wow, she looked great! More than that… she looked hot!

We talked for a while and I hired her for a shoot the following day. But during the course of the interview I asked her if she had any friends that she could recommend to me or that she would be interested in doing a girl/girl shoot with. She said that she had a friend named Brooke Milano and... I stopped her right then and there... I had seen Brook's picture in an agency book or two and had been trying to get a hold of her for a few months, but for some reason she never got the messages or was too busy to call me or whatever... Anyway, I hired Prilla and then had her call Brooke to see if she would be interested in shooting. She called, Brooke said yes and we set up a shoot for the next day.
 

Brooke and Prilla showed up for the shoot about an hour late. They got lost... Hmmpf... Models. Anyway, the shoot went good. In just a couple of hours we shot five different setups including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, a black latex outfit with thigh-high boots, and of course we shot a girl/girl cheerleader scene. Mmmm, yummy! We really had a lot of fun and we were going to shoot a few more scenes, but, ran out of time. We scheduled the remainder of the shoot for the following day, but neither model showed up... Hmmpf... Models. Go figure…

I talked with Prilla a few weeks later and asked her if she would be interested in setting up another shoot, but she declined, stating that she was now pregnant and that she was getting out of the business. Good for her!
 

Anyway, if you want to see more of Prilla, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put her up on their sites.
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