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Friday, January 2, 2004

Friday Funnies - Exotic Dancer Barbie

Disclaimer - This is a Humorous Parody and is in no way meant to soil the good name, image or reputation of Barbie.
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Thursday, January 1, 2004

Happy New Year

Just a quick post to wish everyone a very safe and Happy New Year.
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Wednesday, December 31, 2003

And So It Goes - Vege-nazis

    Not too long ago, I had the pleasure—and I say so with crossed fingers—of opening my door to a couple of old friends traveling in this part of the universe. They were a couple, and we were a couple, and wouldn't it be great if they could save some money on hotel accommodations.

     We exchanged pleasantries and discussed the weather like meteorologists before the conversation turned to eating. It was time for dinner and, yea, the crux of my tale.

     You see, our houseguests were vegetarians. Not just any vegetarians, but vegans. Vege-nazis. They were opposed not only to the consumption of meat but to a scroll of other foods including anything you might find in a supermarket. They had even considered boycotting broccoli when they discovered that it has a rudimentary central nervous system.

     I myself am a meatatarian. I salivate at the sight of small animals when I haven't had a good steak in a while. The dog next door is first on my list if ever I get so desperate.

     Our guests knew the precise content of every morsel in the kitchen. It was like having two culinary Cliff Clavens analyze our guts. Being a fan of debate, I challenged my guests’ opinion that we are what we eat. I believe that we are what we meant to be— that is, what we think. Yes, they countered, but we don't have the opportunity to think without a body to house our mind. Ah, very clever, my seaweed-eating friends, but what's the point in having a healthy body if its brain can think of nothing more than how much polyunsaturated fat is in a piece of bread.

     Being a vegan is rather simple, actually. It just means that you can't eat anything inside someone else's house. My wife took the female Claven to the health food store for hay and soybean extract, while I stayed home with the other. I quickly found out that he didn't like sports, which made me nervous. My grandpa always said, “Never trust a man who doesn't follow sports.” It made sense. 

     As the minutes dribbled on, we talked about his child and his child and then about his child. From all accounts, that boy was growing quickly. Which is funny because I've never heard a parent say that about his child. I seized the opportunity to grab a quick bite, knowing that I wouldn't be hungry for health food later. Or ever.

     I reached into the freezer for a White Castle burger when I remembered our company. I didn't want them to brandish a picture of dead cows or something, so I opted for a grilled cheese sandwich instead. Cheese was okay, I supposed, because they had to keep the cow alive to make it. I was probably saving a cow.

     As I prepared my victuals, I felt the eyes of my houseguest on me. He was analyzing my food, crunching numbers to determine its content, visualizing the arteries in my body. He wrenched his neck to see what I was spraying.

     “Watcha makin’ there?” he asked.

     “Grilled cheese sandwich and chips,” I said.

     “I see that you bought those Olean chips.”

     “It seems that I have.”

     “Did you know that Olean isn't even a food. Our body doesn't know how to digest it. That's why it causes cramping and loose stool syndrome.”

     Which did wonders for my appetite. I passed our guest with my stool-loosening chips and grilled fat sandwich en route to the living room. He nearly broke his neck for a better look at my plate.

     Sitting down at the table, I added, “And yes, I grilled my sandwich with I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Butter spray.” So it goes.

     The women returned home shortly with a bag of flora. Our lady guest wielded a special knife and frying pan that she carried with her. They must have been approved by the ANHF (Association of Neurotics and Health Freaks). Some people carry a wallet; others carry a purse or calculator. This lady came with cooking utensils. Minutes later, our home was filled with the foulest odor that I ever sucked through my nostrils, a stench that lingers in our curtains to this day. And every time I catch a whiff, I am compelled to form the following conclusions.

     Ahem.

     There must come a point where we draw the line between being conscious about what we eat and being obsessed with it. It is one thing to choose a wholesome diet and quite another to travel with your own cutlery. Since my guests went about their vegan way, it has become my goal to avoid anyone who analyzes the food on my plate. I don't want them as friends, family, or neighbors at a restaurant. That doesn't mean I condemn their lifestyle. I hope my houseguests obtain their goal of living forever. May their urine always smell of hay. For me, it's not the quantity of years in my life, but the quality of life in my years, and I'd rather not prolong a life that doesn't include chocolate and red meat.
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Tuesday, December 30, 2003

Introducing My New Site - Trench Coat Diaries

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Monday, December 29, 2003

Monday Toons

Sunday, December 28, 2003

Blogger Babe - Celeste

Celeste is a 21 year old, 5'10, 125 lb Black Babe. Yup, I  said 5'10! She's one tall glass of water and yes, her legs go all the way up... She has long natural black hair, a nice figure and a shaved pussy with a little, tiny landing-strip of black pubic hair - (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

I know that I met Celeste through an ad I placed in the paper, but I am totally drawing a blank here regarding the interview... I don't remember interviewing her at all... but I must have liked her... considering that I booked her for a shoot.

I'm still drawing a blank here... I don't remember much about the shoot either. Dang, I must be getting old - LOL. All I can do is guess that the shoot went well... Actually it must have, we shot eight different set-ups at two different locations and did it all in about 5 hours. We shot her as a cheerleader, as an African Princess, in lingerie, in a Navy outfit and we also did a whole amateur and voyeur series.

After the shoot, I never saw or talked to Celeste again and if I did, I certainly don't remember. LOL.

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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

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Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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