.Archived
December 14, 2003 - December 20, 2003

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Saturday, December 20, 2003

Christmas Cartoons

Friday, December 19, 2003

Christmas Story - "Christmas Milk"

     As a Milkman I oftentimes find myself delivering milk before most people even get up.  As such,  you tend to find people in their most interesting . . . shall we say, attire.  You are there when they least expect you, and when they seldom even notice your presence.  At Christmas time each year, people are often generous with gifts for the milkman, tips, cookies, cakes, even gloves or maybe a knit hat.  As a Senior in High School I had been running the milk route for two years, and it was my third Christmas, so I had gotten to know most of my customers quite well. 

     As the week progressed, I gathered the usual items . . .  Then Christmas came and went . . .  Then the Monday after Christmas, as I neared the end of my route, the door suddenly opened as I bent to put the milk in the box.  "Oh! Micah!"  Came the startled remark.  "You scared me!" 

     "Sorry Mrs. D. . . .  "  I replied as I picked up the milk to hand it to my vice principal's wife.  As I looked at her, she was standing there in a short robe and a Santa hat, not looking startled at all. 

     "I forgot your Christmas present this year Micah, but it's still here.  Come on in and I'll give it to you." 

     With some reservation, I entered their house.  At school, her husband and I did not always see eye to eye.  Yet, his wife was very pretty . . .  She was blonde, about 5'6," full figured and in great shape for her being between 30 and 35-years-old and having two kids.  She had me follow her into the living room, where the tree still flickered with its Christmas cheer.  As she bent over to pick through the gifts, her robe slid up revealing a beautiful ass that was covered only by a small black bikini bottom.  Her legs were placed just far enough apart to allow a view of the pussy line beneath the scant fabric.  I looked down the hall nervously, her husband recently discharged from the Marines, was 6'6" and 250 lbs., and this scene was all that he would need to rip my head off . . .  She dug through the toys and ties, torturing me with her ass and the whiplash I was getting looking down the hall. 

     After what seemed to be an eternity, although I'm sure that it really was no more than a minute, she squealed "Here it is!" too loud for a sleeping house at 5:00 A.M.  She then straightened up and turned toward me with nothing but the belt of her robe in her hands.  As her robe fell open she shrugged her shoulders letting it fall to the floor.  My eyes couldn't believe that this woman was standing in front of me wearing nothing but a tiny black bikini that was barley covering her 38-30-38-figure.  WOW!  I took a step backwards, rubber-necking the hall and the bedroom door, knowing that either I was in heaven or I was about to die in some sort of high school hell. 

     Mrs. D. giggled, "It's OK, Lorenzo took the kids skiing for three days."  Her blonde hair hung loosely about her shoulders, wearing that red Santa hat and black bikini definitely grabbed my full attention.  "I'm sorry that I missed you before, but let me unwrap it for you."  She reached behind her back releasing the catch, then to her neck leaving the strings over her shoulders.  As she came toward me, she shimmied her chest like a professional stripper and away fell her top.  She walked over to me with her melon size breasts swaying ever so slightly showing off her hard, pink nipples.  "You look cold . . .  Let me warm your cheeks."  With that, she reached up and gently pulled my face into her breasts warming my cold cheeks and nose.  "Now how do you like your Christmas tip?" 

     I kissed her erect nipples and told her that it was the best ever.  "You haven't seen anything yet . . ."  She purred into my ear.  I started to peal off my clothing when she stopped me.  "Let me do it!"  Then slowly, at a rate that was designed to drive this teenager wild, she slid my clothing off of my nubile young body, nibbling as she went.  When at last I stood there wearing nothing but my shorts and a smile Mrs. D. stepped back and admired her work. 

     My shorts were being pushed to their limit by my hard cock. She reached down giving it a squeeze before leading me, dick in hand, to an easy chair where she had me sit down.  She then stepped toward the tree once again, stopping at the stereo.  "This song always turns me on."  Mrs. D. told me as Sinatra crooned "White Christmas."  She danced slowly dropping her final article of clothing.  As she pulled the black cloth from her blonde patch glistened in the flickering lights, she came to the chair pulling me to a standing position before finally pulling my shorts off. 

     She then took me in her mouth, sliding my eager cock down her throat, where it immediately exploded.  She took my thrusts and swallowed the full load.  As I tried to apologize, she stopped me and said, "I expected that.  Now we can have some real fun!" 

     At an age when most guys wanted only to get a piece of ass, I loved to eat pussy, and was beginning to get a rep amongst the girls for doing so.  Mrs. D. moaned with delight as my long tongue slid down her thighs and across her clit.  Her wet pussy tasted like a dream!  As I licked deeper, she clamped her thighs around my head pulling my face further in as she came all over my face. 

     She collapsed upon the floor, spent for a minute.  That is when I heard a rumble in the background . . .  I had left my delivery truck parked on the street, running.  I jumped up and started to get dressed when I heard "Where are you going so fast?" 

     "Sorry Mrs. D. but I have to finish my route!"  I said as I pulled on my pants. 

     She stood up and slipped her robe back on.  "Can you come back later?" 

     I assured her that I would, if I could.  She saw me to the door and turned to kiss me directly upon the lips.  She said, "One more thing before you go . . ."  To this day I'm not sure how she did it but in one swift motion she grabbed my pants and pulled them down to my knees, sliding my cock into her mouth and bringing it to immediate, full attention.  She then slipped off and sucked my balls into her mouth, before sliding her tongue up the underside of my cock.  Pulling my pants back over it, she replied, "Now I'm sure that you'll come back!"  Having said that, she shoved me out the door. 

     I climbed into the old milk truck and looked back at the livingroom window where Mrs. D. stood wearing nothing but the Santa hat and a smile, knowing full well that I would be back . . .
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Thursday, December 18, 2003

UpDates & Reviews

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Wednesday, December 17, 2003

And So It Goes - Satan's Hound

     Once upon a time, there lived a ragged little dog that I'll call Satan's Hound. He lived right next door to me. It was one of those poodle-like dogs with bloodshot eyes and a curly-Q tail. It was just so big that it may as well have been a cat. Unlike a cat, however, this creature barked like there was no tomorrow. Two in the morning, four in the afternoon—it didn't matter. Satan's Hound never ran out of breath. It wasn't a real bark, either. It was one of those piercing, toy-like barks that reverberate in your spine.

     Not too long ago, I came home sick from work with the intent of taking a nap. The doctor said that I had better get some exercise or look forward to a lot of short days and long illnesses.

     “I know, I know,” I said, finishing my Snickers.

     Arriving home, I slipped into my nakedness, into my bed, and finally into a blissful state of unconcern. Just as my eyelids began to twitch, there rose from that den next door a noise. A familiar noise. That tiny, shrill, I-will-never-run-out-of-air bark from Satan's Hound. So it goes.

     I sat up immediately with anger spasms. The injustice pulsed through the veins in my forehead.

     I had to call my wife to vent, such was her lot in life. She knew very well how I felt about Satan's Hound, who tormented me not only on a practical level—as in “I need some sleep, dammit”—but on a principle level as well. Here was an annoying little beast that continually held the neighbors hostage with its brainless yapping. No one within 100 yards could sleep, read, talk, or hear themselves not think.

     When I finished venting, I said, “There's always poisoning...”

     To which my wife responded, “It's not the dog's fault. He's out there all alone and doesn't know any better. It's the owners’ fault.”

     To which I responded, “I was talking about the owners...”

     Yes, it was the owners’ fault. I decided to get angry at them for a while. (I hadn't been angry in days, so I was bingeing.) The neighbors were holding us hostage with their indecency and idiocy and, and, idiocy. The owners should pay for letting their dog bark its demonic little head off at all hours of the day.

     It was also Nature's fault for giving a creature vocal chords but no brain. If evolution had functioned properly, this dog wouldn't be barking at a shadow on the fence. And if being mute put that dog at a disadvantage to survive in the world... that's the way the Milk-Bone crumbles.

     So here's what I did. I modified my sleeping patterns by going to bed the moment I got home from work. That way, I was wide awake at three in the morning, which happened to be a perfect time to get the exercise I needed. Since there wasn't a lot of space inside my house, I decided to do calisthenics in the neighbors’ yard.

     Almost instantly, Satan's Hound was at the window barking in such a high-pitched tone that I thought the glass would shatter. When the light came on upstairs, I finished my calisthenics and bolted out for a jog.

     Once the commotion subsided, I returned from my jog and began doing jumping jacks in the neighbors’ yard. Again came the barking, again came the light upstairs, and again I bolted. Rinse and repeat, and so it went for several weeks until one morning at 3 a.m., I noticed that I was jumping my jacks all alone. There was no barking. No excitement at all. It was, like, quiet.

     It turns out that the neighbors had decided to get rid of their dog at last. Their work had begun to suffer from lack of sleep. Perhaps they returned the dog to hell, its birthplace. And so my ruse came to an end, allowing me to return to a diurnal lifestyle.

     Recently, the neighbors got a new pet. I was happy to see that it was a quiet little Calico cat. Until last night, when I heard this vexatious scratching at the window...
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Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Introducing My New Site - Tales of Death

  "Tales of Death" - Incredibly graphic XXX underground comics featuring violent, hardcore tales of terror and brutal macabre sex scenes!

"Tales of Death" is a very hardcore 3D toon site. This site is not for the faint of heart. The outside splash pages are a good representation of the kind of material that you will find in the member's area. Except, on the inside it is very hardcore and very graphic. Inside there are six galleries with tales of terror, death and brutal, macabre, sex scenes. The design of the members area is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a very strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly and tons of content for you to look at. Plus, to make it even better, "Tales of Death" is a  "Adult Check®" site - which means it's a high quality site with tons of extras like free access to the exclusive "AC Members Area," access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, exclusive pictorials and videos, and much, much more. Give it a click and let me know what you think.

I do have to give a disclaimer for this site - 

Monday, December 15, 2003

Monday Toons

Sunday, December 14, 2003

Blogger Babe - Megan

Megan is a 24 year old, 5'5, 110 lb Irish Redhead. Yes, she's a natural redhead; the cuff deffo matches the collar. - You know what I mean! She has a nice body, nice perky tits (her nipples are perpetually hard) and she has a nice little shaved pussy with a little landing-strip of fine red hair - (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

I met Megan through an ad I placed in the paper. She called, described herself and then talked on the phone with me for probably two hours. She was friendly, sweet, nice, flirty, had a great personality and was very professional. I deffo wanted to meet her. We set up an interview for later that day. 

Megan showed up on time (with a cute girlfriend) for the interview. Megan, her girlfriend (who is just a friend, not a lover) and I deffo hit it off. We talked about the job, talked about life, watched tv, ate dinner, laughed and pretty much just hung out for a few hours. Megan is a really kewl person. She's an actress, no not porn, she's a real actress and has been in a few movies, been on tv, etc.. But sadly, there was deffo a screw loose somewhere... I couldn't place it but she had a few of the signs of problems, either in her past, going through them now or more-than-likely - both! She had everything going for her, movies, modeling, looks, talent, etc... But, she was in a relationship that was not the healthiest, she needed money, she was dancing (stripping) and now she was posing nude... Sad! I deffo tried to talk her out of doing adult work... But she had her mind made up that that was what she needed to. So I figured that I might as well take advantage of her looks and willingness to work. So yes, by the time she left I hired her and set up a shoot for the following week.

The shoot went well (as usual). We did six different set-ups in three locations and did it all in about five hours. We shot her masturbating on a couch, then dressed as a sexy doctor, then drove out to a secluded area and shot a bunch of outdoors pics, even shot her masturbating in the car on the way to the shoot. The driver of the cars passing us loved that. I'm surprised we didn't cause a few wrecks - LOL. After the outdoors shoot we came back to my house and made her into a pizza. OMG! That was fun. I'm not talking about just a little sauce spread on her body, I'm talking an entire pizza. We laid her on the kitchen counter, spread sauce over her, then cheese, olives and pepperoni. She deffo looked good enough to eat. But she had a boyfriend, so I didn't even attempt it :o) After the pizza party we put her in the shower and did voyeur pics of her washing... Like I said, the shoot went well and we shot a lot!

After the shoot, we talked on the phone, hung out and started to become friends. Since she had a b/f and I didn't have a g/f she was deffo trying to fix me up with her girlfriend (the one that came to the interview). And that was ok with me, she was a total babe - 19 years old, college co-ed, had no interest in posing nude, no tatts, beautiful long and silky black hair, nice body, pretty eyes, great smile AND a nice personality. I deffo let Megan play match-maker and within a week, I had a dinner date with the girlfriend. Of course I fixed dinner and it was at my house and of course Megan came to dinner as well - you know... as a chaperone - plus she was hungry. Anyway, we had a great dinner, great conversation, watched a movie and during the movie, the girlfriend and I got very comfortable with each other. She basically laid in my arms and watched the movie while I stroked her hair - which turned into a mini back-rub, which turned into - nothing! Megan had to leave and girlfriend didn't want to seem "easy" so she had to leave as well. Dang! I really thought I was gonna get some... Oh well!!! We all hugged and kissed and they left.

I never saw the girlfriend again... I got busy, she got busy, blah, blah, blah... But I did see and hang out with Megan over the next few months. But as I mentioned earlier, she was going through a bunch of crap in her life and as the time passed, we called and saw each other less and less until finally we lost touch. Last I heard she had left her b/f and moved away. I do think of her a lot, hope that she got her life straightened out and I wish her the best

If you want to see more of Megan, check out "Teen Shower Cam," "Shower Cam Voyeur," "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform," "Itty Bitty Tittys," "'REAL' Amateur Women & Teens," "Mega Voyeur," "American Pussy," "Pussy Cafe," and "Victory Girls!."
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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