Friday, December 5, 2003

Christmas Story - "Merry Christmas Baby"

     It was cold and windy outside.  The city was already covered with snow, and the low hanging clouds looked as though they were about to add a few more inches to it.  While we weren't snowed in yet, the addition of just a few more inches might bring all of the busy activity around him to a sudden stop.  Yet I wasn't too worried about that.  After all, it was Friday, the weekend lay ahead, and it was also Christmas eve.  The present that I had purchased for my girl was safely tucked away in my pocket and I could hardly wait for her to open it in the morning.  "Well, depending upon how things went, I might even give it to her tonight."  I thought to myself as I was turning the last corner to get to our apartment.  Just then it started began snowing in big, heavy flakes. 

     Running up the stairs, shaking the snow from my hair and jacket, I found myself out of breath by the time that I got to our apartment.  Fumbling with the key, I let myself in.  The apartment was warm and inviting . . .  It smelled of freshly baked cookies. 

     Smiling, I took my jacket off, hung it up in the hallway, and walked into the kitchen where I found her decorating Christmas cookies.  She turned around and flashed a brilliant smile at me, not knowing that she had a big smudge of red frosting right directly on the tip of her nose.  I laughed as I bent over to give her a deep, passionate kiss, and with a flick of my tongue I licked the tasty frosting off of her nose.  She started to laugh with me, telling me that she had a hot bath waiting for me and after that, dinner was on the stove waiting for me as well.

     After my bath, we had a quiet dinner and then spent a lazy, comfortable evening, just lying on the couch in the living room, watching old movies on TV.  Since we both had to work earlier today, we went to bed kind of early, and fell asleep snuggled up close to one another.  Her head was resting against my back, her arm was thrown around me, feeling my chest and before she fell asleep she was placing small kisses on my back. Thinking about how tomorrow was Christmas, and what a great surprise I had awaiting her.  I slowly drifted off to sleep with a smile on my lips. 

     When she woke up the next morning, I was still asleep and snoring softly.  She quietly got out of bed, closed the door behind her and went into the living room to prepare the last of my Christmas gift for me. 

     About half an hour later I woke up, surprised to find her already gone.  I had wanted to give her her gift while she was still in bed.  Thinking that she was probably in the kitchen preparing breakfast, I got up, put on my bathrobe, and slipping the small box that contained her gift into one of my pockets, I went off to find her. 

     Seeing as the kitchen was empty, I walked into the living room.  As I did, I stopped in the doorway, surprised by what awaited me.  She was sitting there, in front of the tree, wearing a red camisole, red sheer stockings and red high heels.  There was a red ribbon around her slender neck and another one was in her hair with a small piece of mistletoe tied to it.  Here I thought that I was getting a really nice present for her, but I'd never suspected something like this . . .  I was completely taken by surprise!  My gift for her was all but forgotten as I went to her and kissed her deeply. 

     Kneeling there in front of her, gently kissing her and breathing in her soft scent . . .  She was in my arms, grinning up at me . . .  I slowly picked her up and carried her back into the bedroom where I could properly open up my Christmas present . . .  Depositing her gently upon the bed, I stood in front of her, looking down at her, admiring her looks.  Taking my time, I peeled the flimsy garment up over her head, seeing the red bra and garter belt that were holding up her stockings. 

     Lying back against the pillows, she watched me play with the snaps of her garter belt, slowly rolling the stockings down her shapely legs.  I took them off and threw them carelessly down upon the floor where they joined the camisole and the heels that I had already taken off.  I finally figured out the snaps and took the belt off of her, looking at her laying there in front of me just wearing the red lacy bra and the red silky panties.  Ever so slowly I unwrapped the last of my present and she lay there before me, in her naked glory, her hair fanned out behind her on the pillow, only wearing the satin ribbon around her neck.  She looked at me . . .  I was still wearing my bathrobe which I quickly took off, leaving only my boxers on now, but they soon came off as well. 

     Laying down beside her, I took her in my arms and kissed her deeply, letting our tongues play the age-old game . . . licking her lips . . . gently sucking on them and drawing her tongue out to play with me as well.  My hands were playing with her hair.  Once I found the ribbon with the mistletoe, I took it out and laid it on the night stand next to me.  Slowly I moved down her body . . . kissing . . . feeling . . . licking. 

     I cupped her breasts in my hands, rubbing my thumb across her nipples and watching as they instantly hardened.  When I finally touched her nipple with my tongue, I could feel her inhale as I continued teasing it with my tongue.  Slowly I moved over to her other nipple and began pleasuring it as well.  Her hands were buried in my short hair to keep me right where I was at.  She certainly didn't want me to move an inch.  In fact, she wouldn't mind if I kept this up all day long.  I knew she loved it but I also knew what she loved even more, so I kept steadily moving down her body.  I spreading her legs wide open, using my own to do it with.  I then kissed the inside of her silky tights, blowing gently across her curly hair. 

     She arched her hips up toward me, but I just moved down her legs, kissing them and hearing her soft moans for me to stop and move back up.  I was thoroughly enjoying playing with her body, making it ache for me and getting her thoroughly aroused.   She pulled me up to her, so that she could kiss me and return some of the pleasure that I was giving her.  Her hands were running up and down my back, feeling my muscles ripple beneath her fingertips as she traced my shoulder blades.  Her body was pressed close to mine and she could feel me throbbing against her stomach, hard with desire and burning with passion just for her. 

     I smiled as I gently unwrapped myself from her.  It certainly wasn't her turn yet!  He was going to enjoy her first.  With this thought in mind, he kissed her tenderly and ever so slowly made his way back down her body, nestling himself in between her legs.  She willingly opened them back up for me and with a groan I buried my face on her clit.  At first I kissed her gently, tracing her with my lips and tongue, but as her breathing got faster, so did my movements.  I was nibbling, kissing and licking her . . .  Her back was arched high and her hips were pressing against my face.  Her hands were groping on the sheets of the bed, finally clutching them in her hands, not wanting to hold back any longer. 

     I slowed myself down a bit, softly massaging her with one of my fingers, before slipping it inside of her for just a fraction of a second and then pulling it right back out while kissing her stomach and thighs.  She was almost panting with passion now as she begged for me to continue licking her . . . to give her the release that she was so desperately seeking.  Giving in, I bent my head back down and thrust my tongue back into her.  I circled it around her sensitive peak while still moving in and out of her with my finger. 

     She was moaning my name as her body moved in rhythm with my tongue and finger.  Then, just as she was about to climax, I stopped.  She gave me a shocked looked, but I simply pulled myself up onto my knees and with one single thrust of my narrow hips I slipped my cock deep inside of her.  She cried out loud as she almost climaxed.  I knew that it was going to happen this way, but I still continued moving until she had calmed down and matched her movements to mine once again.  Grinning, I looked down at her, knowing that she had not expected that, but then again, I hadn't expected to get a gift like this. 

     Settling back into a more comfortable position, she wrapped her long legs around my waist and reached up to pull me down further so that we could enjoy a long, hard kiss.  As our lips parted, we were both just about out of breath.  My tongue and lips then wandered down her neck, to softly nibble at her ears and whisper to her just how much I loved her.  She turned her head to me and replied, "I love you too!"

     Moving in a slow, almost lazy pace, we took our time, kissing and feeling one another.  My hands moved down beneath her hips and with one quick movement I had rolled over so that she was lying on top of me now. 

     She slowly sat up, keeping me still within her, and started to move up and down.  I reached my hands up to feel her breasts and run them over her stomach.  That is when she grabbed one of my hands, licking my thumb, then guiding it back to her breasts so that I could run it over her nipples, making them even harder.  She then leaned forward to kiss me deeply and when she did, my hands came down to grab her ass and hold her firmly in place, while he too began moving his hips. 

     With me holding her down like that, she was forced to move to my pace, which had quickened.  Our sweaty bodies were moving almost in unison as both of us were trying to reach their goal.  Faster and faster we went . . .  In and out . . .  Up and down . . .  Then, finally with a huge thrust of my hips, and a loud moan, I climaxed.  It only took a few more seconds before she came with a loud cry herself, calling out my name.  Breathing hard, she lay on top of me.  While she was trying to catch her breath, I kissed her gently and pulled her down beside me.  Cradling her in my arms, she looked up at me and with a smile she wished me a Merry Christmas.
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Thursday, December 4, 2003

News Flash

Study: Ogling Breasts Makes Men Live Longer.

(New England Journal of Medicine) - - Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30 minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby. 

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. 

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." 
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Wednesday, December 3, 2003

And So It Goes - Uncommon Courtesy

  I am writing with a cockatiel on my shoulder. I have to. It's the only thing that will stop the bird from chirping. What ever possessed me to get a bird? Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp. I may have its vocal chords removed.

     Have you eve noticed that we are surrounded by adults with zero social skills. They travel amongst us, eating the same food and breathing the same air, but they interact with us as little as possible. They coexist only begrudgingly. Most have the personality of a wet mop; some aren't that lucky. These people do not have a sense of humor and will suck the life right out of a room if you let 'em. They are black holes to our goodwill.

     A stiff at my gym will serve as Exhibit A. You say hello to this chap and he becomes visibly disturbed by the intrusion. He looks away, partly because he is startled and partly because he has ZERO SOCIAL SKILLS.

     I make it a point to say hello to my unfriendly friend because I enjoy watching him squirm. Sometimes it is the best part of my day. So far, he has disregarded my hello 26 times and muttered something akin to “hi” 14 times. Once I even detected a smile on his face when I used my Mickey Mouse voice.

     You wouldn't believe how well my wife treats this bird. You'd think it lays golden eggs. Sometimes she stews beans in the crock pot to give it proper nourishment. The bird eats better than I do.

     Exhibit B. A young lady was leaving my building behind another wet mop. He walked three steps in front of her and, knowing that a fellow human was behind him, did not pause to hold the door. He turned his shoulders inwardly and scurried through the portal like a child who hides his face to feel invisible.

     I'm not asking that he be Shane; I just want him to hold the bloody door! If a person is to live and work in society, if we are to manage his sewage and give him social security when he grows old, he should be required to function with a vestige of common courtesy. How much could it hurt to hold the door for someone? Perhaps he did not want to run the risk of her saying hello.

     How about these people who walk by without ever making eye contact at all? They struggle to stare ahead at some far-off beacon, like they are being guided by forces beyond our comprehension. They have everything they need in life, and we only stand to screw up their equilibrium. 

     Would you look at that? The bird just took a dump on my shoulder. It looks nothing like a golden egg, either.

    I've decided to put out an APB for all the people who need lessons in civility. Calling all black holes...Sign up today for Social Skills 101. The class will consist of lessons that you should have learned along with Don't play tag on the freeway and Please refrain from setting the curtains on fire.

     The class will begin with the word “hello.” No one will be forced to initiate the greeting but only to return it when it is first directed at them. Think of it as picking up a telephone. You have to say something. Why not “hello”? You can also remember it by the cue word, which is also “hello.” When you hear the cue word, simply repeat it. You don't have to mean it. Make-believe is good enough for now. If you aren't quite comfortable with “hello,” you might warm up with “hi.” The nice thing about “hi” is that you don't have to open your lips much to say it.

     I suppose cockatiels are like men—no matter how well you treat them, eventually they s*#t on you. So it goes.

     Speaking of lips, we will also learn how to smile. In this beginner's course, students won't have to expose their teeth or make laughter-like sounds. Those are covered in the advanced course. Our goal is to master the basic, closed-mouth smile, which you can practice in the mirror at home. Remember: A frown is just a confused smile.

     Social Skills 101 does not intend to make anyone happy. It isn't that ambitious. We only want you to make an effort in the direction of brotherhood, which can be as easy as parroting the word “hello,” smiling now and again, and maybe recognizing the presence of human beings when you pass them. Even if you just pretend-smile, it will be a giant step for mankind.
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Tuesday, December 2, 2003

Why Stick People Shouldn't Fuck!
 
 

Monday, December 1, 2003

Monday Toons

Sunday, November 30, 2003

Blogger Babes - Sabrine Maui & Ruby

These two Blogger Babes are Hot (see this week's Blogger Babes Pic). I wrote about each of them individually over the last two weeks. In case you missed it or are too lazy to check out the archives, here's a quick refresher.

Sabrine is a 19 year old, 5'2, 95 lb Asian Babe (with a capital "B"). She has tiny, but very nice, 32A natural tits, shaved pussy (with a little landing-strip of hair), a hot & tight little body, beautiful smile, beautiful long dark hair and, let's face it, she's just a total cutie. OMG!!! (For Sabrine's Story and my thoughts about her, check out Blogger Babe Sabrine).

Ruby is a 19 year old, 4'11, 80 lb Asian Cutie (with a capital "C"). She is very Tiny (with a capital "T"). Oh my... I think that she is the tiniest girl I have ever photographed. I could literally (almost) hold her the the palm of my hand. She is a very sweet girl with very tiny tits, tiny waist (18 inches), tiny hips and a very small, firm and hot, little body. She has shoulder length dark hair, a couple small tattoos, multiple piercings, a completely shaved pussy and did I mention that she was tiny! (For Ruby's Story and my thoughts about her, check out Blogger Babe Ruby). 

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