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Friday, November 21, 2002

Friday Frights

Mwahahahahahahah Witch Doctor

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In the oldest part of New Orleans, there lived an old black man. People for several generations have called him Papa Jimbo and even he has forgotten his real name. He was sought when somebody wanted a charm for protection or a love potion. For a small fee, Papa Jimbo could make anything happen.

So it was no surprised when Ricky showed up at his small dingy apartment one day in late September. The young man was nervous at seeing the old man but he insisted that it was very important. Ricky was in early twenties and looked like a clean-cut all-American white boy.

"You have the price that we agreed on over the phone?" Papa Jimbo asked.

Ricky nodded and fished into his jean pocket for a large wad of bills.

"Three hundred," he replied. "Are you sure you can do this?"

The old man nodded and took the money. He reached for a bottle that was on the table next to him.

"Take this and rub it in once a day," Papa Jimbo said as he handed Ricky the bottle. "No more than once a day no matter how pleasing the results are. You must not rush the process."

Ricky took the bottle and noticed it was an old beer bottle that had the label peeled off. On a piece of masking tape was written: ENLARGER.

"Thank you, Papa Jimbo," Ricky said before he turned and left.

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As soon as Ricky returned to his college dorm room, he stripped and looked at his pathetic two-inch penis. He poured some of the creamy white liquid from the bottle he had gotten from the old black witch doctor. Ricky's dick tingled as he rubbed it on. It felt cool and warm at the same time.

Ricky couldn't help but masturbate as his penis started growing hard. Instead of growing an additional inch as usual, his dick instantly shot to three inches. It was also thicker than before.

"Damn shit actually works," Ricky moaned as he increased his pumping.

He soon shot his load onto a worn-out sock. The climax was so unbelievable and intense that he couldn't wait to see Lisa tomorrow night. Boy, did he have a surprise for her.

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Ricky went through the next day's classes much happier than he had ever been before. His afternoon job of stocking a local store's shelves seemed to drag on but he seemed too preoccupied with trying the enlarger lotion again as soon as he got off work.

Once again, Ricky found himself wanting to masturbate when he rubbed the lotion on his now three-inch cock. As he grew hard, he found that he was able to achieve four inches. 

Too bad I don't have another day for another application, Ricky thought to himself as he pumped his prick. Then my cock would be almost normal.

He shot his load onto the old worn-out sock again with intensity. Ricky was about to dress for the date when he changed his mind and applied some more lotion onto his cock. He became hard instantly and shot up to six inches.

Ricky started jerking off again but found that he couldn't shoot his load. The time to pick up Lisa was approaching and he still had to get dressed. He quickly got dressed despite his hard-on and hoped it would go down. Ricky grabbed a few condoms from his dresser before heading out the door.

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He was fifteen minutes late picking up Lisa at her parent's house. Ricky had to walk slowly and carefully with his hard cock. Driving was even harder for his cock had started to itch and his pants felt very tight in the crotch.

Lisa climbed into the car and gave Ricky a quick peck.

"There's something I want to show you," they both said at the same time.

They both laughed together and he insisted that she go first.

"Let's go back to your dorm room instead of eating something first," Lisa said as Ricky pulled the car away from the curb. "I've got something great to show you."

"So do I, hon.," Ricky said with a smile.

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When the couple entered Ricky's dorm room, Lisa immediately fell into his arms. They kissed passionately and almost tore each other's clothes off. They saved their underwear for last.

"I've got a surprise for you," Ricky said as he slowly dropped his briefs.

His cock was at least seven inches long and an inch in diameter. Lisa gasped in awe of at the sight then she started crying.

"What's wrong?" Ricky asked stepping out of his briefs.

"This," she said as she took off her white lacy panties.

Her once beautiful puffy, pussy lips were now smaller. Lisa's vagina opening looked much smaller than a week ago when he last saw it. If Ricky tried fucking her now, he would tear her up even if it did stretch.

"I went to a witch doctor last night," Lisa said between sobs. "He gave me a lotion to shrink up my vagina opening."

Ricky stood there dumbfounded with his hard cock sticking straight out. He noticed that it had grown another two inches.

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posted by: Neo ©
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Thursday, November 20, 2003

UpDates & Reviews

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"Prep School Sluts" Site design is good. Easy to navigate, etc., etc.. This site is filled with sweet & slutty Schoolgirls and Cheerleaders in uniform. There are Hidden Cam galleries (so you can spy on Schoolgirls while they change their clothes and do the stuff that Schoolgirls do), and there are also UpSkirt galleries (so you can finally get a good look under that sexy little Cheerleader uniform). Remember when you were in school and you soooo wanted to fuck, or at least date, the Cheerleaders and most of the time they wouldn't even look your way? Well now these Hot Teens are spreading their legs and showing you just what you always wanted to see.

"Nude Latina Teens" and "Prep School Sluts" are CyberAge Platinum Sites. Each of these sites have over 300 photos of young hot babes in various galleries. Each site is also updated on a regular basis with fresh new pics, banners and links. By becoming a member of one of these sites you will receive access to Both of them PLUS over 300,000 more adult sites which are part of the CyberAge network. No shit! 300,000 sites! In addition to getting free access to tons of sites, you also get access to adult movies, live chat, live sex shows, adult games, "model of the month" galleries, adult magazines, personal ads and so much more. And the best part is that it all comes FREE with your CyberAge Platinum membership. Cost of membership is only $19.90 a month. So, for less than the cost of a Large Pizza (with anchovies of course) you get more PORN than you will know what to do with. What a fucking great deal!!! And if you don't believe me, then just take the FREE CyberAge Platinum Tour and find out for yourself.
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posted by: Neo ©
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Wednesday, November 19, 2003

And So It Goes - Time

Time - Jason Love     Stuck without a watch, I decided to ask for the time. I found an elderly man seated by himself on the sidewalk, fondling a cup of coffee. He looked a little mangy, but this was a rich town, where we pay big bucks to live without fear of such people.

     “Excuse me, sir, could you tell me what time it is?”

     The man looked up slowly, as if I had caught him meditating ...on my death. His voice was gruff and very not-rich-town.

     “What makes you think I know the time, son?”

     “Okay, no problem,” I said. “I’ll just poke my head into one of these stores— ”

     “It depends,” he continued, “on whether you’re referring to time as defined by the Roman Calendar or time as defined by the multitude of other calendars used throughout history.”

     I backed up to avoid the spit that flew from his consonants.

     “Are you referring to the 304-day year that preceded the reign of Caesar or the ‘reformed’ calendar suggested by Sosigenes in 34 BC...”

     “That’s okay, I’ll just poke my head into one—”

     “Maybe you mean the Chinese Calendar, in which case it’s about 3 o’ clock—give or take a thousand years. We’d have to consult the Gregorian and lunar-solar systems, which divide the year into 12 months, each of which is 39 and a half days long...”

     (This guy really didn’t know what time it was.)

     “Those little ticking devices on our wrists supposedly abide by a Christ-centered timeframe that is now fully five years shy of a ‘millenium.’ The millenium. Ha! The millenium was meant to begin with the birth of Christ on the day of Pentecost in the year 30 or 33 AD. Of course, the priests responsible for calculating time later added a leap year every three years instead of four, throwing the whole system into oblivion...”

     An old Chicago song entered my head. Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anyone really care? I found myself caring less and less as time—er, the day— moved on.

     The croaky man gained momentum. His voice grew loud and trembly. I looked around to see if anyone was watching. As usual, it was just me without a witness. So it goes.

     “Let’s not forget that the world now goes by ‘Greenwich Mean Time,’ a political contrivance to honor a port in England that aspired to be the center of everything. Even using GMT, the millenium arrived one year early, and we all shouted our fool-heads off for nothing...”

     The man started to cough like there was no tomorrow, spilling his coffee between us. He did not look well. I offered him a napkin that I had been holding. It turned out to be more useful than a watch.

     The old man looked up at me and coughed into his new napkin. He scanned my eyes to see if I appeared any wiser than when I first asked my asinine question. I’m sure I looked like an idiot; it’s a condition I have. He returned to fondling his coffee as though I had never been there, contemplating the timeless void in which we live. Unsure whether he had finished, I backed away quietly before he moved on to the Big Bang.

     I guess the moral of the story is that (a) you should always carry a watch based on the Roman Calendar as amended by Sosigenes in 34 BC but only with the understanding that it is at least one full year off, not counting the leap years added by politically driven priests shortly after the birth of Christ, and (b) just because you’re in a rich town doesn’t mean you’re safe from the outlandish souls who wander this planet obsessed with such things as the meaning of time.
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posted by: Jason Love©
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Tuesday, November 18, 2003

Introducing My New Anime / Hentai Sites

"Bukkake Bishoujo" - Bukkake Bishoujo has the most gorgeous anime & hentai girls covered in cum! Featuring cartoon facial pics from today's top artists.

"Dekapai Bishoujo" - Dekapai Bishoujo has high-quality artwork of beautiful hentai and anime girls with massive breasts! Featuring drawings from today's top artists.

"Shibari Bishoujo" - Shibari Bishoujo features the sexiest captive anime & manga fantasy toons in bondage! Featuring artwork from today's top artists.

Bukkake, Dekapai & Shibari (facials, big tits & bondage). Something for every fetish... Dang, what more could you want? These sites are full of Anime, Hentai and Manga toons and fantasy characters; with hundreds of pics on each site. The sites are a lot of fun and I had a great time putting them together... As with all my sites, the design of the members area is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly, tons of Bishoujo Babes. Give 'em a click and let me know what you think.
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posted by: Neo ©
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Monday, November 17, 2003

Monday Toons

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Sunday, November 16, 2003

Blogger Babe - Sabrine Maui

Sabrine Maui is a 19 year old, 5'2, 95 lb Asian Babe (with a capital "B"). She has tiny, but very nice, 32A natural tits, shaved pussy (with a little landing-strip of hair), a hot & tight little body, beautiful smile, beautiful long dark hair and, let's face it, she's just a total cutie. OMG!!! (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

I saw Sabrine's pic in an Agency book and could not believe what I was seeing - WOW! This girl is doing porn??? No way! She should be a model, actress, have her own calendar, etc... But yes, she was doing adult work. Of course I immediately set up an interview with her. There was really no need to interview her, because I knew the moment I saw her pic that I would hire her. The only reason for the interview besides wanting to meet this gorgeous girl was just to make sure she was not a total flake. And who knows, maybe she would come to the interview, be single (highly unlikely), be looking, fall in love with me, we could run off, get married and live happily ever after. Well, that's what I was thinking at the time... Yeah, yeah, we all can dream, can't we?

Anyway, she showed up for the interview (on time) and she was everything I was fantasizing about. Except, she was not single, she was not looking, she did not fall in love with me and we did not run off and get married. Dang! But who cares about all that! Look at her! - WOW!!!

As I was saying, she (and her boyfriend) showed up for the interview. We talked about the job, the money and of course I had to be nosey and find out some personal things about her (uh, I mean, them). He was in his 50's. Looked to be in his 30's. He was some big porn star and had been doing porn for 30 years. He and Sabrine had met, instantly fell in love and have been together ever since. She poses for stills, but will only do adult scenes (videos) with him or another girl. As a matter of fact, he is the only person she has ever had sex (intercourse) with. Another fact, her very first time having sex was on camera with him. True! True! I wouldn't lie to you. Well, unless they were lying to me. But for some reason I believe them. Can you imagine it though? Dang! He actually popped her while shooting an adult movie! Wow! I'm not sure what to think about that.

As we all talked, and talked and talked I had no idea what was being said. I was just thinking about fucking her. I think I came out of my trance only after I agreed to pay her more than we normally do and also after agreeing to shoot her with another Asian Girl. Woo-Hoo! Who is the other Asian Girl? I didn't have a clue. I would worry about that later. Shit! My partner - Big Lou,  is going to kill me for making this deal. Oh well, he'll love the results.

Sabrine and her boyfriend gave me the number of the girl they wanted her to work with (whew!) and then they left. I called the other girl, set up an interview with her, met her (her name is Ruby), hired her and within a week we were all working together.

The shoot turned out to be an all day affair. We did a full single girl shoot of Sabrine. A full single girl shoot of Ruby. And a full girl/girl shoot with both of them. Wait a minute... I have to clarify something. I'm a professional and it's all work to me. I don't think of it as shooting two hot and naked Asian Babes. I have too much other stuff to think about - you know, the biz part: film, angles, lighting, etc.. BUT, this time, I deffo have to admit to a little leakage in my pants by the end of the day :o) These two girls kissing and licking each other was definitely hot. Mmmmmm :o)

As I said, we shot a lot of film. For the single girl pics we shot lingerie, masturbation, cheerleader, schoolgirl, Geisha, amateur, voyeur, etc.. And for the girl/girl pics we shot schoolgirl, amateur and lots of pics near a pool. Yup, we even shot a roll underwater. That was fun!

Besides neither girl falling in love with me and us not having hot and wild sex, there was another bad side to the shoot. Apparently I had a problem with one of my cameras and about half of what we shot did not come out! DAMN!!! That was a first (and hopefully last) for me. And what a time to have that type of problem. Thank God, I switch between different cameras when I work. I would have hated to lose all of it. Yup, the camera went into the shop right after I got the film back; cost me a few hundred to get it fixed. Some type of electrical problem. I dunno! It so sucked! But oh well, it's all good now.

We finished the shoot and that was that. I never saw Sabrine again, though I did try to hire her for another shoot, but her price was too expensive. Apparently she's some big Porn Star now... Hmmm, I wonder  if she and her b/f are still together. Maybe I should give a call...

As far as the other girl (Ruby) goes, we have kept in touch and have done a few photo shoots together since that day. Shooting both adult and non-adult pics. She's really kewl, but I will save her story for a later post.

If you want to see more of Sabrine (and Ruby), check out "China Dolls," "Authentic Asian Lesbians," "Authentic Asian Amateur," "Authentic Asian Voyeur," "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform," "UpSkirt Voyeur," "Mega-Voyeur," "Itty Bitty Tittys," ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens," "Asian Teens in Lingerie," "Vittorias Lingerie," "Nude Amateur Women," "Prep School Sluts," "Victory Girls!" and of course - "Kissing Pussy."
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posted by: Neo ©
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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