Saturday, November 15, 2003

Paris Hilton - Sex Video

     I just heard something about Paris Hilton and her (now) ex-boyfriend making a bunch tapes of themselves having sex and now the tape(s) are supposedly making the rounds through the porn industry...

     Seems like it always happens. Such a shame. Really is... But, the question that I have to ask myself is... Do I really care? I mean, who is Paris Hilton? Yes, I know who Paris Hilton is... it's a rhetorical question!

     So back to the question. Who is Paris Hilton? What has she done to become so famous? Is she just famous for being famous? Aside from being the penultimate party girl and a babe (if u like skinny, rich, blondes), what has she ever done to become so famous? Yes, she and her little sister were born into privilege, but are we so bored with our own lives that that is enough to make her a celebrity? Dang, what does that say about us? I'm getting way off the subject here...

     Famous for being famous... Hmmm... brings to mind, Angeline - who is famous for nothing more than self promotion. Ok, well maybe Angeline has done a few bit parts in a movie or two. And I will have to admit that I did get a little twinge of excitement seeing her (in her pink corvette) drive past me on Hollywood Boulevard. But that was more out of curiosity than anything else - you know kinda like looking at a car wreck. Now that I think of it, Paris has had a few bit parts in movies... So, like Angeline, maybe that is why we are so fascinated with her... Uh... no, I don't think so. Hmmm...

     Famous for being famous. Maybe she is famous like the Gabor sisters - Zsa Zsa, Eva and Magda... Hmmm, I could have sworn that there was an Ava as well. Aren't these Hungarian born babes famous for just being famous? It seems like that now, but actually they all had careers on the stage, silver screen and/or TV. So actually they are not famous for just being famous. But they were sisters and Paris has a little sister - Nicki. Are they famous for just being sisters? No. I know lots of sisters that are not famous. Dang, what could it be?

     Maybe just accepting the fact that she is purely famous for just being famous is what I need to do. Ok, so I now accept that. Again, who cares that she is a little tart that tapped herself having sex with her boyfriend? Apparently a lot of people do. You know, just like what happened a few years ago with Tommy Who and Pamela Whats-her-name. Didn't they have some type of sex tape making the rounds? Yes, of course I know they did. Again, it's a rhetorical question trying to show sarcasm.

     Ok, back to Paris and her little foray into porn. I really do not care... But... being a red-blooded American boy, I am quite curious (you know, like that car wreck thing), so I decided to do a search on Google, just to see what I can find. WOW! Every porn site out there is claming to have it... Which I highly doubt. And of course, I am certainly not gonna shell out my hard earned dollars just to see if they have it or not. It really is just not worth it... Yes, she is a babe and yes, I certainly wouldn't mind hangin' with her and making my own sex tapes with her, but... is this some big scandal that I want to waste my time talking and thinking about? Hmmm, let me think... Uh, no! Oops, I guess that just by the mere fact that I have written this blog about it means that I have wasted my time thinking about it... Oh well... I can justify it... She's a babe and I'm a guy! Of course I want to see her naked... But only in a professional, curious, car wreck, kinda of way... Riiight... :o)
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Thursday, November 13, 2003

New Links
 

UpDates & Reviews

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""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is a site devoted to the Amateur side of adult porn. The photos are not high quality. Most of the photos were taken with either a polaroid or a consumer grade digital camera - which deffo adds to the Amateur look. If you're into "Amateurs" then ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is deffo the site for you. It has 6 galleries with over 300 Amateur photos PLUS an Amateur Pregnant Gallery. Of course... all galleries are updated monthly with EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. And yes, the polaroid pics really are exclusive. I know... because I shot them. You will only find these photographs on my sites and no where else on the net!!! I think that makes it kinda kewl :o) The site layout is very surfer friendly: easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is an Adult Check GOLD site - which means it's a good deal, has high quality and also gives you FREE ACCESS to thousands of other Adult Check sites.

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"Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" The site design is good and of course it's easy to navigate. The splash pages are fairly quick loading and have quite a few sample pictures to give you an idea what's inside. Inside there are 9 separate galleries with over 300 photos of teens in uniform: everything from cheerleaders & schoolgirls to flight attendants, doctors, nurses, bus drivers, marines, french maids and more. The galleries are updated on a regular basis (monthly) with fresh new pics. "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" is an AdultCheck Gold site. And that means that it's high quality, gives you access to thousands of other sites and has very few banners and no entrapments or other annoying shit that pisses you off. Check it out!

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Wednesday, November 12, 2003

Click This

And So It Goes - The Traffic Light

     In the olden days, there were no stoplights. People just rolled through intersections hoping to dodge cross-town traffic. During this era, there also were no headlights. We'd wake up in the morning and find cars strewn about the side of the road. It was a real mess.

     Then we started to learn. Following the short-lived "headcandle," which kept blowing out when a car reached 5 mph, we invented the headlight. Voilà. Nighttime no longer posed a problem for the stouthearted driver.

     Soon after, we devised something called a "traffic light." Clever little invention, that traffic light. One simple color-coded system that would regulate traffic the world over. If you were especially color blind, then you relied on the saying you learned in kindergarten: "Red on top, green below, red means stop, green means go, yellow means wait even if you're late..." Indeed, everything we need to know we learned in kindergarten.

     Lately, however, I've become less nostalgic about stoplights. In fact, the very sight of them turns my stomach. Every two blocks nowadays, we find another light. I backed out of my garage last week and found one in my driveway. It took me three minutes to reach the street, where there were two more stoplights, one in front of the other. The first one always turned green just as the other was turning red, so ultimately I had to go back inside and call in “stuck” to work. Later that day, I peed my pants waiting for a light to change in front of my bathroom. So it goes.

     It wouldn't be so bad if the lights were replacing signs. With a light, at least we have the chance of catching a green. But these stoplights are sprouting up with no rhyme or reason. We see stoplights in the middle of roads where no one lives, stoplights where people do live but don't drive, stoplights on horse trails... 

     Granted, there are places where drivers cannot be trusted with the decision to slow or yield or even recognize a huge red sign that says STOP. In those places, we need stoplights. But I think we've crossed a line between common sense and overprotective-alarmist-counter- productive-anal-retentiveness (hope that doesn't sound like a pejorative). Traffic lights have become another item on our to-do list, there for the taking at the local chamber of commerce. My neighbor pulled in with one in the back of his truck the other day.

     Now, I'm not the most patient man in the world. I don't buy frozen dinners that make you microwave at 50% or heat the sauce apart from the main dish because because I don't have that kind of time. I was born into a fast-food world and am growing up into a faster-food world. But even if I were a patient man, it would drive me gazonkers if I couldn't drive three blocks in any given direction without hitting a traffic light. It is mentally damaging. We have reached a new threshold in physics, The Point of Diminishing Stoplight Returns, whereby it is officially less pleasant to drive than if there were no traffic lights at all.

     Is Midas in on this madness? The Coalition for an Inefficient America (CIA)? Will there ultimately be so many stoplights that the length of our car will exceed that between lights so that we are constantly running a red? One or two more lights, and I'm finally going to learn how to ride a bike. 

     In the meantime, I will hear my kindergarten saying a little differently, for now it seems to go, "Red on top, green below, red means stop, green means go, yellow means floor it, sucker, because there's another light ahead." 
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Tuesday, November 11, 2003

Pregnant Annie & Kitty - Future Blog Babes

Annie and Kitty are a couple of the babes that I've recently had the pleasure to work with.

Annie  is deffo very pregnant - nine months worth. She's a 19 year old, 5'7, half White, half Latina, cute, girl-next-door babe with a hugh tattoo on her lower back. She has short mousy-brown hair, a nice friendly smile, 34C milk-swollen tits with big brown nipples and a hairy, swollen (from being pregnant) pussy.

Kitty's a really cute, really tiny, very young looking, 18 year old, 4'11, 85 lb Asian girl. She has long reddish-brown hair, a completely shaved and pierced pussy, a great cum-fuck-me-doggy-style arch, a really tiny, tiny butt and absolutely no tits what-so-ever. She says that they are a 32A, but even that would be pushing it. She just has nipples and nothing else.

Anyway, I've written about the both of them over the past two weeks. If you're interested - Click here to read about it. 

If you want to see more of Annie & Kitty, you're just gonna have to wait until I put them on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put them up on their sites.

Oh... and the reason that it says "Future Blogger Babes" is because I just haven't gotten around to putting the "Sex Blogger" URL on any of their pics yet. But trust me... I most definitely will :o)
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Monday, November 10, 2003

Monday Toons

Sunday, November 9, 2003

Blogger Babe - Alissa

Alissa is a 22 year old, 5'4, 110 lb Latina Hottie. She has nice, natural 36C tits, shaved pussy (with a little landing-strip of hair), a devilish smile, a nice hour-glass figure, and the best thing - she has a really great ass; I'm talking J-Lo here. OMG, this is the type of girl that you deffo fantasize about doing it doggy style with (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

It really seems strange, but when I interview a model, I usually know right then and there if I'm going to photograph them or not. And with Alissa, it wasn't any different. She came for the interview and my photographer's intuition said "Yes, hire her! Right here, right now!" My photographer's intuition also told me that she was definitely a little off her rocker, but not in a bad way - actually it kind of made her intriguing. Intriguing in the way that you know that you would love to have sex with her, but also that you never would. And if for some reason, you totally lost your mind and you did have sex with her, you knew that somewhere down the line, it would be Trouble (with a capital "T"). I hired her!

Alissa showed up for the shoot on time, but she also showed up with beginning stages of "pink-eye." There was really nothing I could do about and it really wasn't that noticeable, so, we decided to go ahead and shoot anyway. Unfortunately, after only a couple of hours, her eye was red, sore and completely shut - dang! I really could not shoot around it any longer, so...

The shoot was short, and we only got some of what we needed. In about three hours, we did four different set-ups including: an office scene, a bedroom masturbation scene, and a kitchen-table masturbation scene.

A few days after the shoot, Alissa called me, said that she was thinking about me, that she really liked me and wanted to know if I wanted her to come over and fuck me. I swear to God that she said that. My heart stopped! I thought about how great the sex would be. I thought about her incredible ass. I thought about doing it doggy style with her. I thought about my, now, rock-hard dick. I thought about her being off her rocker. I again thought about her great ass. I thought about Trouble (with a capital "T"). I thought about me being off my rocker and saying yes anyway. I thought about her ass again. And as I was busy thinking about all these things, I wasn't thinking about the long pause between us as she waited for my answer. Time had stood still for me, but it dragged on for her and she finally broke the silence with a forced giggle and said that she was only kidding. Yeah right! On one hand, I breathed a sigh of relief, but on the other hand I felt like an idiot (now, a horny idiot) for not immediately telling her to come over.

As I write this today, I still keep telling myself that there was a reason for my not taking her up on her offer. Yes, she deffo has a great ass and I do believe that the sex would have been wonderful. But, that whole being off her rocker thing definitely... hmmmm... I dunno... she did have a great ass... maybe I should have...

If you want to see more of Alissa and her incredible ass, check out "Victory Girls - Nude Women of the World!" "Real Amateur Women & Teens," "Sex Safari," and "Nude Latina Teens."
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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