Friday, October 17, 2003

Friday Funnies

New Link Added today

I added a new link today - give it a click...
 

Thursday, October 16, 2003

UpDates & Reviews

"Teen Shower Cam" - Galleries of sexy women and barely legal teens in the shower and bath. Plus new voyeur & hidden shower cam galleries.

"Teen Shower Cam" The site design is good. The splash pages are a little slow loading because there are a lot of sample pics to load. But the outside pics are a good representation of what's on the site, so it's worth the wait. The site is easy to navigate and (as with all my sites) there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind. The site has many galleries of hot babes in the shower & bath, plus hidden cam and vintage porn galleries. The galleries are rotated each month so there are always hot, new and wet babes to look at. "Teen Shower Cam" is a member of the "CyberAge Platinum" Network and that means - not only do you get access to thousands of other sites when you join, but also that it's a damn good site! Click on the link, take the FREE tour and find out for yourself.

"Cuntoons" - Features X-rated adult cartoons, illustrated erotica, 3D animation, flash movies, anime, hentai and more.

I added a bunch of completely new galleries this month - some really kewl 3D Galleries, new illustrated erotica, BRAND NEW CARTOONS and a few really dark and violent comic stories. Not for the faint of heart, but deffo worth a look :o)

"Cuntoons" is one of my favorite sites. It's a little different from my other sites - whereas there are no real models - it's all cartoons. I love the look of the site and (of course) it's surfer friendly and easy to navigate. The site has many galleries of 3D computer generated babes, illustrated erotica, galleries of cartoons and, last but not least, a flash movie. All of which is updated monthly. "Cuntoons" is also a "CyberAge Platinum" site. So if you're into 3D babes, cartoons, adult comix, etc., then this is a great site to check out.

"Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi, Goth & Horror Sex Stories" - Erotic science fiction, goth & horror illustrated sex stories. Featuring aliens, monsters, sexy babes and more. Plus 3D cartoon galleries, live chat and XXX movies.

"Sex-Fi" is a "CyberSex Prestige" site and is REALLY one of my favorite sites. I love the design of the splash pages. And yes, I designed them myself - "Thank you." The site had seven galleries of 3D animation, comix and illustrated erotica. Plus 20 different sci-fi & horror sex stories. I have also recently added 25 Erotic Tales of the Old West and a new "Dark" Sci-fi Comic. Anyway, the site is easy to navigate and it's updated monthly. If you're into sex, sci-fi and dark horror & erotic goth stories then you really should give "Sex-Fi" a try. Really you should! Really! Really! Do it now! :o)

"Vittorias Lingerie" - Galleries of sexy Women and Teens in lingerie, pajamas and pantyhose. Plus XXX movies, live chat with Asians, Blacks, Latinas and more.

"Vittorias Lingerie" is a great site. I like everything about it. It has a great look, it's quick loading, very easy to navigate and there're no annoying pop-ups, consoles or other crap to piss you off. And since there's none of that stuff to annoy you, you can spend your time looking at the hot babes, which is actually why you want to go to an adult site in the first place. Right? Right! "Vittorias Lingerie" has seven galleries with over 300 photos of sexy women and hot teens in (and out of) lingerie, nylons stockings, pantyhose and of course pajamas. If you want it, this adult site pretty much has it. There're Asian, Black, European and Latina Babes. Plus sexy lesbians, pregnant girls and even a computer generated gallery of 3D babes in lingerie & cum-fuck-me pumps. Of course each and every one of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content for you to dream (or cream) over.. And because "Vittorias Lingerie" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a cybersex newsletter and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.
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Wednesday, October 15, 2003

And So It Goes - The Car Salesman

     Recently, I decided that it was time to buy a new car. Mine was so rundown that I depreciated my property value every time I pulled into the driveway. My wife Yahaira and I visited a local auto mall to find a replacement. And we did—a gorgeous replacement. Right beyond the lion's den of salespeople.

    When we arrived at the dealership, it was four hundred degrees because there is no ozone layer. The salesmen were lurking in the shade, so the lot appeared destitute. As soon as we started to browse, however, I sensed movement. The way an antelope senses peril on the horizon. Before I could say, “Wow, this is kind of expensive,” the lion was upon us.

    “Hi,” my name is Steve. Can I put you in this car today?”

    I hate salespeople: their jargon, the way they write numbers on paper without saying them aloud, their MO. Appraising my watch, Steve delivered a speech about dual-side rock and onion steering, passenger-side air holes, and other features that didn't interest me. Looking at the price tag, I wondered if the car had a part-time job to help pay for itself.

    We took the car for a spin anyway because, alas, my wife liked it. During the test-drive, Steve tried to gain a sense of who I was, where I grew up, and how big of a payment I could afford. He made eye contact with us only because it was a good sales tactic. He complimented our clothing for the same reason. Everything he said had been printed in a manual. This man was a predator who had discovered his niche in the workplace: he was a car salesman.

    Unfortunately, I liked the car. A lot. As we drove the freeway, the issue became not how much the car cost, but whether my life could carry on without it. Could I concentrate at work each day having left this precious machine behind, or would I eventually go postal and hold the car dealership at gunpoint? Steve sensed my predicament. He also sensed a budding relationship with my bank account. So it goes.

    “The nice thing about this car is that it's safe,” he said. “The engine is designed to collapse underneath the driver during a head-on collision. That way your wife won't get injured.”

    Beyond the four hundred degree shadow of a doubt, I detested this man. He was playing my guilt like a Spanish guitar, serenading Yahaira all the while.

    Returning to the lot, Steve suggested that we go inside to talk things over. Buying a car is not like buying a loaf of bread. It's not as simple as “How much is it and will you accept a check?” The price on the car window is a suggestion, a jumping-off point for negotiation. There would be compromises and credit checks and “favors.” It's a Geneva Summit to discuss the future of your finances. I warned Steve that I probably couldn't afford the vehicle, to which he replied, “No, you just don't have my talent for juggling numbers” (or treading b.s. for that matter).

    Inside, we were greeted by 13 salespeople according to the manual. The bigger they smiled, the more I distrusted them. Steve ushered us in like a fraternity pledge with two hot blondes from the local bar. In the conference room, he offered me a soda, but I knew better. Anything I accepted at this point could only work against me—a soda, a piece of gum, a handshake. I wouldn't hear of it. How dare he even offer.

    Steve juggled numbers for the next 40 minutes until we arrived at a tolerable payment. Somewhere during the arbitration, the word “affordable” had become “tolerable.” Steve had broken me down with the craft of Jim Jones. I was out of resistance. I had no will. By the time it was over, I had accepted two sodas and a trial membership to 24-Hour Fitness. I had become entranced by the vortex of numbers before me, a psychedelic voyage through feasibility. Once I agreed to the payment, Steve had to gain “final approval” from his supervisor (remember Fargo?). When Steve returned, the numbers had changed again and negotiations started all over.

    Thirty minutes later, the supervisor came down to finalize the deal. He shook my hand, confessing the sacrifices he had made to “put me in this car.” He wondered aloud of his kids would eat this month. I felt like a sweaty pig. I had just prostituted my principles to a revolting game of greed, materialism, and lifelong payments. But if you want a new car, there are no two ways about it.

    Even now as I drive around town, I sometimes see Steve in the rearview mirror. He is sitting in the backseat with a smirk, licking his paws as he basks in the afterglow of the big sale. And that is a cost you won't find anywhere in the fine print.
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Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Introducing My New Anime / Hentai Sites

"Hentai Bukkake - Facial Loving Anime Girls" - Hentai Bukkake is the Internet's #1 source for extreme cumshot & facial anime cartoons!

"Hentai Dekapai - Anime Girls with Big Boobs" - Hentai Dekapai has the hottest big titty anime toons on the planet!

"Hentai Shibari - Anime Babes in Bondage" - Hentai Shibari features the hottest captive anime & manga fantasy toons in bondage!

Bukkake, Dekapai & Shibari (facials, big tits & bondage). Something for every fetish... Dang, what more could you want? These sites are full of Anime, Hentai and Manga toons and fantasy characters; with hundreds of pics on each site. The sites are a lot of fun and I had a great time putting them together... As with all my sites, the design of the members area is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly, tons of Bishoujo Babes. Give 'em a click and let me know what you think.
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Monday, October 13, 2003

Monday Toons

Sunday, October 12, 2003

Blogger Babes - Amy and Lien

Amy is a 19 year old, 5'3, 115 lb, Asian babe with really nice, big "Real" tits with nicely shaped pinkish-brown nipples. She has a great hour-glass figure with curves in all the right places, a nice round ass, a beautiful smile, pretty eyes, great lips, gorgeous, shoulder-length, straight black hair, a tattoo on her lower back, a shaved pussy with a few days growth of silky-smooth Asian pubic hair and a great cum-fuck-me-from-behind arch that goes with her very innocent but playful cum-fuck-me look.

Lien is a very quiet and shy 20 year old Asian cutie. She is 5'4, weighs 120 lbs, has small but nice breasts and also has a very natural and very hairy silky-smooth bush between her legs.

Check out this week's "Blogger Babes Pic."

For the full story, check out last week's "Blogger Babe." Just in case you are too lazy, here is a quick recap - The photo shoot was actually just for Amy, but she brought her friend Lien to watch. We did five different set-ups with Amy in about five hours; including lingerie, masturbation and a uniform fetish scene. The fifth set up we were going to do was this food fetish thingy where Amy would  make herself into a hot fudge sundae. Just as we were preparing to shoot, I looked over at Lien (who had been very quiet) and jokingly asked her if she would like to be in the scene. To my surprise, she gave me a big smile and said "Sure, that'd be fun!" So, we shot them together as they made each other into sundaes and then licked all the gooey ingredients from each other's bodies. Finally, taking full advantage of having two hot Asian girls together, we shot them as they washed each other in a hot and steamy shower.

After the shoot, I never talked with Lien again. I tried calling her a few times to see if she wanted to do another shoot, but never did get a hold of her. I did converse with Amy for a while and even had her over for dinner one night. But after that we just kinda lost touch with each other. 

If you want to see more of Amy & Lien, check out "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform," "Teen Shower Cam," "REAL" Amateur Women & Teens," "Sweet Asian Teens," "China Dolls," "Mega-Voyeur," "Victory Girls!," "Asian Treasures" "Authentic Asian Lesbians," "Authentic Asian Amateur," "Sex Safari," "Asian Peep Show," "Teen Pajama Party," "Asian Teens in Lingerie," "Vittoria's Lingerie," "Nude Amateur Women" and of course - "Kissing Pussy" and "Guns and Tits."
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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