Friday, August 29, 2003

Friday Funnies

Thursday, August 28, 2003

UpDates & Reviews

""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" - Real Amateur Women & Barely Legal Teen Girls getting Naked for the Camera. Private photos exposed! Naughty neighbors & real amateur girlfriends. Exclusive Pictures!

""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is a site devoted to the Amateur side of adult porn. The photos are not high quality. Most of the photos were taken with either a polaroid or a consumer grade digital camera - which deffo adds to the Amateur look. If you're into "Amateurs" then ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is deffo the site for you. It has 6 galleries with over 300 Amateur photos PLUS an Amateur Pregnant Gallery. Of course... all galleries are updated monthly with EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. And yes, the polaroid pics really are exclusive. I know... because I shot them. You will only find these photographs on my sites and no where else on the net!!! I think that makes it kinda kewl :o) The site layout is very surfer friendly: easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is an Adult Check GOLD site - which means it's a good deal, has high quality and also gives you FREE ACCESS to thousands of other Adult Check sites.

"Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" - Cheerleader sluts, sexy Schoolgirls, naughty Nurses & other Barely Legal Teens in Uniform.

"Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" The site design is good and of course it's easy to navigate. The splash pages are fairly quick loading and have quite a few sample pictures to give you an idea what's inside. Inside there are 9 separate galleries with over 300 photos of teens in uniform: everything from cheerleaders & schoolgirls to flight attendants, doctors, nurses, bus drivers, marines, french maids and more. The galleries are updated on a regular basis (monthly) with fresh new pics. "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" is an AdultCheck Gold site. And that means that it's high quality, gives you access to thousands of other sites and has very few banners and no entrapments or other annoying shit that pisses you off. Check it out!

"Nude Latina Teens" - Barely legal 18 & 19 year old Latina Teens, Naughty Latina Schoolgirls, Sexy Latina Cheerleaders, Sweet Latina Virgins and Spicy Latina Sluts.

"Nude Latina Teens" Site design is ok. It's easy to navigate and there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and certainly there is none of that other annoying crap that you usually get when you go to an adult site. The site has tons of photos of Hot & Spicy Latina Babes (18 & 19 year olds) spreading their creamy brown legs, showing pink and masturbating.

"Prep School Sluts" - The Girls you wanted in school, get naked for you now! Barely Legal Schoolgirls & Cheerleaders. Plus Hidden Dorm Room Cams & UpSkirt Galleries. These are real teens - NOT 30 year olds dressed up as teens!

"Prep School Sluts" Site design is good. Easy to navigate, etc., etc.. This site is filled with sweet & slutty Schoolgirls and Cheerleaders in uniform. There are Hidden Cam galleries (so you can spy on Schoolgirls while they change their clothes and do the stuff that Schoolgirls do), and there are also UpSkirt galleries (so you can finally get a good look under that sexy little Cheerleader uniform). Remember when you were in school and you soooo wanted to fuck, or at least date, the Cheerleaders and most of the time they wouldn't even look your way? Well now these Hot Teens are spreading their legs and showing you just what you always wanted to see.

"Nude Latina Teens" and "Prep School Sluts" are CyberAge Platinum Sites. Each of these sites have over 300 photos of young hot babes in various galleries. Each site is also updated on a regular basis with fresh new pics, banners and links. By becoming a member of one of these sites you will receive access to Both of them PLUS over 300,000 more adult sites which are part of the CyberAge network. No shit! 300,000 sites! In addition to getting free access to tons of sites, you also get access to adult movies, live chat, live sex shows, adult games, "model of the month" galleries, adult magazines, personal ads and so much more. And the best part is that it all comes FREE with your CyberAge Platinum membership. Cost of membership is only $19.90 a month. So, for less than the cost of a Large Pizza (with anchovies of course) you get more PORN than you will know what to do with. What a fucking great deal!!! And if you don't believe me, then just take the FREE CyberAge Platinum Tour and find out for yourself.
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Wednesday, August 27, 2003

Hugh Hefner Killed My Penis

In the little village of Manhattan where I spent my childhood, the two main ways for a boy to discover the joys of naked women were scrambled cable channels and Playboy.

It was a more innocent time.  And although we had already discovered the joys of Lycra and polka-dots, Hef (God bless him, always a little behind the curve, zeitgeist-wise) was still shooting the Girl Next Door as Love Child.

So our centerfolds had pubic hair. Groomed, yes, trimmed, absolutely, but there were follicles.  It was the era of RNW - razor, no wax.  Ruby McDonald, Miss September '79, sported a proud black bush.  And as for Sarah Hyde, Miss July '78, you just wanted to curl up on that soft fur and pet it.  (Okay, I wanted to. But that's my issue and I'm dealing with it.)

This was also the dawn of the Information Age (as opposed to today's 11:30 coffee break).  So Photoshop and Illustrator weren't even gleams in some techno-geek's eye, and our centerfolds were imperfect.

Myjken Haggedal's (October '78) left breast was larger than her right.  Anne Chalmers (October '80) had a little sag to her tummy, a little droop.  The tell-tale soft focus hovering over a torso or chin was a dead giveaway.

Body modification was a decade away. Plastic surgery was for deviated septums. Tattoos were for bikers and piercings were for carnies.  My vision, my ideal woman, Miss September '77, who still runs through my dreams occasionally (albeit dressed like Abraham Lincoln and carrying a small beef tri-tip), was a petite woman with beautiful olive skin, a smallish chest and a defiantly un-shortened schnozz.

Last week, all this came back to me with a jolt.  For years I, like every other lonely bachelor in Los Angeles, have been downloading my porn from the Internet.  The great thing about Internet porn, besides the freebies (never pay for it!) is the variety.  You get Free! Naked! Girls! from Holland, England, Brazil, Japan.  And I'm not even picky.  There's so much out there that I know a guy who has quite a full collection even though he only downloads the free porn featuring Thai women doing... well, never mind.

So with all that digitized naked flesh surging into my computer at the push of a button, why buy paper?  Why bundle up my coat, head out at midnight, endure the contempt of the Uzbek yak-herder who runs the newsstand near me, just to catch up with Hef's latest vision of the Ideal Woman?  But then my friend Cas shoved a copy of  Hef's latest in front of my face, and I realized that I had allowed a major social change to escape me.

I'm not talking about the staples. I long ago made my peace with the disappearance of the true centerfold, with the two discreet little tears in her four-color tummy. No, I'm talking about the girls themselves: who they are, how they're shot, why they're chosen.  Because after two hours of thumbing through that magazine, I could not tell a single one of them apart.

Our gorgeous Playmate of the Month, Ms. Blah-di-blah, was a dead ringer for the lead girl of the "Girls of Starbucks" pictorial.  But that wasn't hard to do, because the lead Starbucks girl was the identical twin of the girl in the second pictorial, who looked pretty much like both topless girls in the "Grapevine," who were clones of the other "Girls of Starbucks," two through five inclusive.

It looked like the devastating result of fertility drugs gone awry. But of course, this is simply what happens when you take a dozen moderately damaged girls, sell them all the same plastic surgery and tattoos, and then Photoshop them within an inch of their lives.

The surgery scars are gone in the photos, of course.  And the moles. Sun damage.  Blemishes.  All of their pubic hair, with the exception of what was once the "porn strip" and is now more like the "porn wisp."  The skin is an even, creamy shade of pink or beige.  There's no shading of light, and none of the subtle mottling of skin tones that makes skin human.  It's all been buffed away by the digital chammy.  The result is a cartoon outline, a big pink blob with genitals but no texture, about as arousing as a naked Barbie doll.  Why would anyone want to look at this?

Well, we Americans abhor complication.  We like things clean and obvious, without blemishes, flaws or shades of gray.  And sometimes this is a good thing.  It's a healthy antidote to the absurd, and a great way to piss off terrorists, post-Modernists, and the French.

But this dislike has consequences.  It means, for instance, that our major commercial enterprises are so clean and simple; so clean and simple, in fact, that they border on the sterile. Malls and offices, cafeterias and chain stores,  hotels and airports - they're clean, well-lighted places... and you can't tell one from another. And the latest top-performing commercial enterprise is porn.  Playboy is no longer a renegade, the cry of the flesh in the wilderness of mainstream culture.  The time is forty years past when Hef risked anything by publishing the magazine.  Now Playboy IS mainstream culture, and its audience is the target demographic.  Hef has achieved his dream.  And just as the 18-49 year olds want their SUVs neat and new, they want their dream women that way also, without any flaw that could conceivably gross them out... or get them really, really hot.

And that's the killer, isn't it? Sex isn't an SUV. Real sex, the kind that blows the top off your head and puts you in touch with God, can never be a commodity.  It's you, yourself, your lover.  Her breath in your ear.  The rush when you lean in to her lips for the first time.  The look you share across the room, and the dirty little smile that goes with it.  That moment when nothing else exists but the two of you, and the universe is rushing past, sparks roaring through your brains. It can never be sold. It is always different, always unique.  It is her perfume - and her morning breath.  The hair in her armpits as well as the hair on her head.  The stubble as well as the silk, the stinks as well as the scents, the totality.  But we have confused "beautiful" with "flawless"; we want to have the light without the dark; and to please us, Hef has airbrushed it all away.

I have to admit, I can't really imagine the person who buys Playboy now.  Somebody must, of course. Playboy is still the top of the mountain. After forty years, it's still turning a profit, quarter after quarter.  So somebody's buying it.  But if you're that person, then God help you.  Because when you finally do have the opportunity to get with a real live woman, with all her glorious smells and blemishes, quirks and imperfections, your willy will droop, fail, and run screaming from the room in terror.
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Tuesday, August 26, 2003

Introducing My New Site - Hidden Cam Stories

"Hidden Cam Stories" - Exclusive hidden cam pics and erotic voyeur stories. Spy on real amateurs in the bedroom and the bathroom. Featuring fresh voyeur and amateur photos.

"Hidden Cam Stories" is a hot little voyeur site. In addition to the outside splash pages being bright, colorful, fast loading and very enticing, there are also six full size (free) sample images. This site combines "Exclusive" hidden cam pics (that you will find nowhere else on the net) with erotic voyeur text stories. I'm deffo trying to give surfers a little more for their money with this site. Inside there are six galleries with over 200 pictures of innocent, hot, young (over 18) babes caught on hidden cam: in the bath, masturbating, on the toilet, changing clothes, etc.. PLUS, there are dozens of erotic voyeur stories for your reading pleasure. What more could you want? The inside design is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly, lots good looking naked babes and lots of hot erotica... AND to make it even better - "Hidden Cam Stories" is a  "CyberSex" site - which means it's a high quality site with a lot of extras. Give it a click!
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Monday, August 25, 2003

Monday Toons

Sunday, August 24, 2003

Blogger Babe - Chantay - (A Totally True Tale - Part 1)

Chantay is a 19 year old, 5'1, 105 lb, very sweet, but very naive, Latina Babe (with a capital "B"). She has small, but nice, firm tits, a great ass, a nicely trimmed pussy, flat stomach, beautiful long brown hair, pretty eyes and a huge playful smile that can melt the heart of any man (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

I saw Chantay's photo at an adult modeling agency and I immediately wanted to interview her. Actually, I really didn't care about an interview, I just wanted to photograph, and, of course, meet, date, and fall in love with her. A few days later she called and we set up a time to get together. Being that she's a struggling adult model, she flaked on the interview (like most do). Over the course of the next few weeks, we set up a number of interviews and she flaked on all of them. I finally gave up.

A few weeks later she called and said that she really wanted to meet with me, she didn't have a car, but she was staying at a motel near my studio. Within two minutes I was out the door and on the way to meet her. Being a professional photographer I knew that the interview was strictly business. "Damn my morals!" But... being that I'm a horny guy that hadn't had "any" in a while AND since I was meeting a hot, young Babe (with a capitol "B") at a sleazy motel, I had my hopes up that she'd jump my bones the moment we met. Mmmmm, the fantasies of the mind are a wonderful thing.

Chantay met me at the door. She was dressed in a loose-fitting, almost see-through, shortie top and tight-fitting jeans. She looked hot. She didn't jump my bones. I came back to reality. "Dang!" She invited me in, we sat on the bed, talked, laughed and flirted with each other for about 45 minutes. Actually, I did most of the flirting, she pretty much just smiled and nodded her head to anything I said. The fantasy started to return. "No!, Go away, I'm a professional and I have morals!" I argued with myself... I do that alot!

During our conversation, I realized that Chantay was a very sweet girl, but also, not the brightest bulb in the box. I found out that she'd been doing adult films, had an abusive boyfriend (duh, what a surprise) AND, she was an alcoholic. Hmmmm, maybe that's the reason she reeked of beer and kept asking me if I would go buy her some...

I realized I could probably do anything I wanted to do with her. "Fuck my morals!" I kissed her. "What an idiot! Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Wait... she's kissing me back! Mmmmm, the possibilities... No, this is wrong! I hate the taste of beer." I pulled back. She didn't care. Reality set in. I felt like a jerk. She glanced at the clock and then told me "the guy" (not her boyfriend) she'd met the night before would be back any minute.

"OHMYGOD!!!" My mind went into overdrive thinking about the possibility of what would happen if "the guy" walked into the room he, undoubtedly, paid for and caught me kissing the girl he, undoubtedly, fucked just before he went on his beer-run (or whatever). Reality quickly hit me like his fist would've if he'd caught me! "I had to leave and I had to leave now!"

But... she was so cute, innocent, naive and she really needed someone to take care of and guide her. "What am I thinking? I'm an idiot!" I asked her to go with me. She asked if I'd buy her some beer! I almost said yes, but then remembered, she was only nineteen. NINETEEN!!! "Hello, Reality Check!" I told "No." Again, she really didn't care. Her supplier would be back any second now. "ANY SECOND NOW!!! I really, really had to go. She was Trouble (with a capital "T")." I got her number. We kissed again. "WHY? WHY? WHY?" Then, feeling like a complete and total moron, I was out the door.

I wanted the whole situation out of my mind. I wanted her out of my mind. I wanted her. I was out of my mind. I couldn't throw her number away, but I couldn't call her either. Finally I called her. Her number was disconnected. "Thank God!"

I had all but forgotten about Chantay, when a few months later, sitting at a coffee shop, I saw her again. "Oh, the FATES can be so cruel." We sat. We talked. We exchanged numbers. I was infatuated, but remembering what a moron I was before, I kept myself in check: all business. Well, ok... I lie. It wasn't all business, I flirted, but not much. She flirted, more than before. She still had the abusive boyfriend. "Dang!" BUT, she wasn't doing adult films anymore, she wasn't drinking anymore AND she was still interested in working with me. "Oh, thank you FATES!" Two weeks later we were shooting!

Aside from me drooling all over myself, the shoot went well. We had a great time. We laughed! We Cried (actually we didn't cry but it sounds good after you say "We laughed"). Even through all the major flirting (from both of us) we got quite a bit done. We did six setups; including lingerie, teen soccer player, masturbation, voyeur, bubble bath and... we even made her into a sandwich - bead, lettuce, lunch meat, mayo, etc.. Yes, she deffo looked good enough to eat - Pun Intended!

After the shoot Chantay and I stayed in touch and became friends (with a small "f"). Every now and then she'd come over and we'd talk, play cards and exchange back-rubs. Nope! Never did have sex with her. I know, I know... I could have! But I really didn't want to. We had a few deep conversations and the more we talked, the more I realized that she had problems and I certainly didn't want to add to them or become one of them. She told me that I was one of the nicest guys she'd ever met, she felt comfortable talking with me, she trusted me and she respected the fact that I was the only guy in and out of "The Biz" that never did anything to her (sexually) or even try to. That kinda made me feel bad for all the "thoughts" I had, but "Hey," I'm only human. At least I never followed through on those thoughts. Yes, I know... I came close. BUT I didn't, and that's what counts. "Thank you morals."

Sadly though, she was still with her abusive boyfriend, she started drinking again and over the course of the next few months we talked less and less until finally her number was disconnected and I lost contact with her.

BUT... months later she called; saying, she dumped her boyfriend, stopped drinking (again), was nine months pregnant (due any day), needed money and wanted to know if I wanted to photograph her again. "Yes, of course!" And I did!

Click Here for Part 2

But in the meantime, if you want to see more of Chantay, check out "Itty Bitty Tittys," "Mega-Voyeur," "Teen Shower Cam," "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform," "Nude Latina Teens," "Prep School Sluts," "Real Amateur Women & Teens," and "Victory Girls - Nude Women of the World!."
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

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