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Thursday, July 15, 2004

Japanese Shunga
 

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UpDates & Reviews

"Gay Bear" - Hard & Softcore galleries of furry bears, big hairy men, cubs, chubs, muscle dudes and amateur studs posing and having hot & sweaty sex.

"Gay Bear" is a CyberAge Platinum site with eight hardcore galleries dedicated to big & hairy Gay men. The site has a wide selection for all discriminating tastes; Oral, Anal and Solo. Some months "Gay Bear" also features Twinks, Studs, Cubs, Chubs, Leathermen and others. Site navigation is surfer friendly - which means... no annoying crap to deal with. Banner advertising is minimal and galleries are updated on a regular basis. Plus, I just completely revamped the site with an all new look and some all new galleries. Whether you're Gay, Bi-sexual or just curious about men, "Gay Bear" is a good site to check out.

"Vittoria's Lingerie" - Galleries of sexy Women and Teens in lingerie, pajamas and pantyhose. Plus XXX movies, live chat with Asians, Blacks, Latinas and more.

"Vittoria's Lingerie" is a great site. I like everything about it. It has a great look, it's quick loading, very easy to navigate and there're no annoying pop-ups, consoles or other crap to piss you off. And since there's none of that stuff to annoy you, you can spend your time looking at the hot babes, which is actually why you want to go to an adult site in the first place. Right? Right! "Vittoria's Lingerie" has seven galleries with over 300 photos of sexy women and hot teens in (and out of) lingerie, nylons stockings, pantyhose and of course pajamas. If you want it, this adult site pretty much has it. There're Asian, Black, European and Latina Babes. Plus sexy lesbians, pregnant girls and even a computer generated gallery of 3D babes in lingerie & cum-fuck-me pumps. Of course each and every one of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content for you to dream (or cream) over.. And because "Vittoria's Lingerie" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a cybersex newsletter and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.

""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" - Real Amateur Women & Barely Legal Teen Girls getting Naked for the Camera. Private photos exposed! Naughty neighbors & real amateur girlfriends. Exclusive Pictures!

""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is a site devoted to the Amateur side of adult porn. The photos are not high quality. Most of the photos were taken with either a polaroid or a consumer grade digital camera - which deffo adds to the Amateur look. If you're into "Amateurs" then ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is deffo the site for you. It has 6 galleries with over 300 Amateur photos PLUS an Amateur Pregnant Gallery. Of course... all galleries are updated monthly with EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. And yes, the polaroid pics really are exclusive. I know... because I shot them. You will only find these photographs on my sites and no where else on the net!!! I think that makes it kinda kewl :o) The site layout is very surfer friendly: easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is an Adult Check GOLD site - which means it's a good deal, has high quality and also gives you FREE ACCESS to thousands of other Adult Check sites.
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Wednesday, July 14, 2004

And So It Goes - The So-So Bowl

     Every year I look forward to the Super Bowl as I would any national holiday, and every year it leaves me empty. Like eating a picture of a hot fudge sundae.

     I blame it on the media. The Super Bowl suffers from terminal hype-osis. Three weeks before the game, the circus begins. You can't turn on the television without a neckless man diagramming plays for you. The game is taken apart, put back together, and examined with special microscopes by footballogists.

     As the days trudge along, the speculation sinks to lower and lower levels of minutia:

     The Rams are more likely to score on odd weeks when Aries is in the seventh house. For further analysis, we go to Shirley McLaine. Shirley?

     Two weeks before kickoff, the experts have exhausted their guesses and turn to the history of football, the courtrooms where players spend the off-season, and a preview of Super Bowl commercials. A preview of commercials!

     Yet we gobble it up. We crave the puffery that it takes to create a sensation, some amazing, worldwide ... thing. Man has walked on the moon. O.J’s playing golf. We need the Super Bowl.

     Bless their hearts, the commentators try to deliver:

     “For breakfast Terry Collins eats Cheerios, which are made of rolled oats—the same oats that the opposing quarterback once farmed as a schoolboy in Idaho! A fateful match-up indeed...”

     Then come the interviews with players whose egos have swelled to a point of retardation. And although they struggle with the basic inflections of the language, we hang on their every word.

     “How does it feel to be going to the big game?”

     “For me to put it in words, you know, it's like, damn...”

     For morbid curiosity, I flip back and forth between the 12 pregame shows. You couldn't imagine the likes reporting on the game: Rosie O'Donnell, Almost-President Gore, Sideshow Bob. Even Ricky Martin will attempt a viewpoint. Turns out that he only knows about tight ends. So it goes.

     Still we listen, catching a buzz from the fanfare. The networks understand. You want spectacle? They've got drill teams and fighter planes and banners and explosions and Brittany Spears and that deaf woman trying to sign everything through the smoke. Spare no expense.

     Finally, after the ambassador of Zimbabwe tosses the commemorative Super Bowl coin, the game begins and we remember that it's just football—a dull, mostly predictable game that will never be hockey. During the 60 minutes of game time, the ball is in play an average of 16. The rest of the time, it's a pile of fat guys untangling from two-yard runs. Before you know it, the game winds down to one quarterback squatting on the ball, at which point the cold, hard reality hits:

     The Super Bowl will never fill our void.

     It is a parade for which we cheer madly, waving our flags and yelling at the top of our lungs. Confetti falls from the sky, music plays in our ears, and it is exciting to be excited. Once the parade passes, however, we are left with so many beer cans smudged in veggie dip to realize that it was just a bunch of people waving at us.

     Nothing is settled. No change takes place. Our lives carry on as they had before. The losing team walks off the field as wealthy and arrogant as the winning team.

     It reminds me of the climax of Tom Robbins's Skinny Legs and All, in which an exotic dancer from the Middle East was to reveal the meaning of life through her “dance of the seven veils”... ON SUPER BOWL SUNDAY. Some men tried to run back and forth between the game and the dance; others watched the dance with white knuckles as best they could. And somewhere in the midst of that tension is the point I set out to make, falling short again.
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Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Poetry - ESSENCE OF SATURNALIA
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ESSENCE OF SATURNALIA

WITH EVERY TOUCH OF MY HAND
KISS OF MY LIPS
YOUR BREATH CAUGHT
PULSE QUICKENED

I RAN MY TONGUE DOWN YOUR STOMACH
ASKED IF YOU WANTED ME TO CONTINUE
WHISPERING YES YOUR HIPS ROSE TO MEET ME
I ENTERED YOU BODY AND SOUL
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Art by Akuma

Asian Tuesday

I thought I'd just do a whole Asian theme... Enjoy!
 

Monday, July 12, 2004

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals.  The Chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, then we'll eat you, and then we'll use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."  The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman cries "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.  The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief hands him a gun, the Englishman points it at his head saying "God save the Queen!", and blows his brains out.  The New Yorker says "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over; the stomach, sides, chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing all over the place, it's horrible.  The chief is appalled and asks, "God almighty, what are you doing?" The New Yorker sneers and says, "So much for your canoe, you stupid fuck!"

2. Q.What's the difference between a penis and a prick?
A. A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying. A prick is the guy who owns it.

3. A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal 
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?" The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?" The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."
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Sunday, July 11, 2004

Blogger Babe - Prilla

Prilla is a hot, 20 year old, 5’1, 100 lb, sexy Latina Babe. She has wavy, reddish-brown, just past the shoulder hair, pretty eyes, cute 32B titties with nice pink nipples, a great “cum-fuck-me-doggy-style” arch, a nice butt, a pierced tongue, pierced belly button, the typical tattoo on her lower back, a little landing-strip of pubic hair, and a great, big, friendly smile (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

For a couple of months I had been seeing Prilla's picture in an agent's book and I kept asking the agent to have her call me, but she never did. I finally gave up asking and moved onto other models. Then one day I ran across her pic again and again I called the agent and Lo & Behold, within an hour Prilla called and set up an interview with me.

When she showed up for the interview, she was so not the girl in the picture I had seen. She was better. Mmmmm. Now you all know that I am a total sucker for petite, little Asian models with straight black hair, not to mention that I am also a sucker for Latina Babes with long dark hair as well. Well, now that I am thinking about it… I am just a sucker for ALL girls. But I digress… Anyway, in the pic of Prilla that I had seen, she had long, straight and dark hair, which was one of the reasons I wanted to photograph her. But, when she showed up, her hair was reddish-brown (more red than brown) and very wavy. Wow, she looked great! More than that… she looked hot!

We talked for a while and I hired her for a shoot the following day. But during the course of the interview I asked her if she had any friends that she could recommend to me or that she would be interested in doing a girl/girl shoot with. She said that she had a friend named Brooke Milano and... I stopped her right then and there... I had seen Brook's picture in an agency book or two and had been trying to get a hold of her for a few months, but for some reason she never got the messages or was too busy to call me or whatever... Anyway, I hired Prilla and then had her call Brooke to see if she would be interested in shooting. She called, Brooke said yes and we set up a shoot for the next day.

Brooke and Prilla showed up for the shoot about an hour late. They got lost... Hmmpf... Models. Anyway, the shoot went good. In just a couple of hours we shot five different setups including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, a black latex outfit with thigh-high boots, and of course we shot a girl/girl cheerleader scene. Mmmm, yummy! We really had a lot of fun and we were going to shoot a few more scenes, but, ran out of time. We scheduled the remainder of the shoot for the following day, but neither model showed up... Hmmpf... Models. Go figure…

I talked with Prilla a few weeks later and asked her if she would be interested in setting up another shoot, but she declined, stating that she was now pregnant and that she was getting out of the business. Good for her!

Anyway, if you want to see more of Prilla, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put her up on their sites.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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