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Saturday, July 10, 2004

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Thursday, July 8, 2004

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Wednesday, July 7, 2004

And So It Goes - Feng Shui

     I have bad feng shui. I just found out yesterday, when a friend visited my home. He acted like he had never entered a house through the bathroom before.

     Over the course of the afternoon, I learned about the laws of feng shui, which regulate every aspect of existence. It was like having another, more neurotic God.

     For instance, your bedroom cannot be over the kitchen. If it is, then you know why your sex life is the way it is. Your bed should face the north and have copper under it.

     With me so far?

     The entrance of your home should not align with the stairway. If it does, refrain from going upstairs. Alternately, you can place a chime over the doorway. Make sure the chime does not hit the pitch of C.

     Ideally, you should live in a pyramid. The way the market is, you may have to settle for a tract pyramid. Don't live at the end of a cul-de-sac.

     In the study, place the lamp on the right side of your computer if you are left-handed, or on the right side if you are left-handed. Before turning on said lamp, blink three times and say “om mani padme hum.” Do not turn off your lamp on Mondays.

     Water your plants in the morning, not the night. Whatever you do, never let a plant die. If one does die, move.

     You'll need an aquarium, but it must contain the right breed of fish. The aquarium should stand within view of the kitchen but not beside the stairs, which you will recall are askew the south-facing front door. The fish must swim in the direction dictated by their horoscopes. You can purchase specially trained shuifish on the Internet.

     My friend, whom we'll call , could only shake his head as we toured my place. He treaded carefully as if he expected the ceiling to collapse, pointing out what everything meant. The pile of laundry in the hall meant that my mind was cluttered. The television in my bedroom meant that I would never get a good night's rest. The gnats hovering above my sink meant that it was time to do the dishes.

     Then we entered my living room, and I found out why I'm broke: I've got exposed beams! It wasn't me after all. It turns out that exposed beams are bad for your finances. How bad depends on the type of wood, the height of the ceiling, and the direction the beams are running. My beams run east-west, so it could have been worse. So it goes.

     I carry a compass now wherever I go. I don't want to face the wrong direction one day and lose my virility. No. Wait. You lose your virility if you stare at your shadow. It's okay to stare at the sun as far as I know.

     Fires are okay unless they catch the curtains.

     Colors should also be considered. Everything in my place is a tone of brown, which not only speaks to my crudeness but means that I'll discover a tumor on my body in the next 6 months.  named a few colors that are good feng shui, but I had never heard of them: bisque, chartreuse, indigo, sienna. They didn't sound like shades of brown.

     Feng shui goes on to reveal where to eat, how to dress, and when to procreate. The methods become more complex as you advance, but if you stick with it, you will find that your home evolves to accommodate the mystifying world of the chi. I understand that a room with perfect feng shui has four padded walls and a resident whose jacket ties in the back.
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 Tuesday, July 6, 2004

Poetry - As We Became Three…
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As We Became Three…

Covering us like an exotic blanket, the rain tantalized our skin as
we made love under a stormy canopy.
Drops pooled in the small of your back, then streamed onto me as
we became three...
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Art by Akuma

American Tuesday

Since we just celebrated America's Birthday, I thought I do a whole Red, White & Blue, God Bless America, 1st Amendment, Bill of Rights, Patriotic theme... Enjoy!
 

Monday, July 5, 2004

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, "Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples."  She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your ass." He laughs and says, "Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then."  She says, "Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you." "This is my final offer", he says, "I'll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your cunt."  She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits.  He yells, "I'll kill him!"  She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he's pissed and starts walking in his direction.  She says, "Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my twat, and drink from me!"  Her boy friend stops and say's "Sorry babe, I can't fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer."

2. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!

3. Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing!" The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady said, "Well when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra.  "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned  "Well when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first."  The third lady who was African, not wanting to be out done took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well they always search for the black box first?"
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Sunday, July 4, 2004

Happy Birthday America

THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

       When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one
        people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them
        with another, and to assume  among the Powers of the  earth, the
        separate and equal  station to which  the Laws of  Nature and of
        Nature's God entitle them, a  decent respect to the opinions  of
        mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel
        them to the separation.

        We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are creat-
        ed equal, that  they are endowed  by their Creator  with certain
        unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and  the
        pursuit of Happiness.

        That to  secure these  rights, Governments  are instituted among
        Men, deriving  their just  powers from  the consent  of the gov-
        erned.

        That  whenever  any  Form  of  Government becomes destructive of
        these ends, it is the Right  of the People to alter or  to abol-
        ish it, and to  institute new Government, laying  its foundation
        on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to
        them shall seem  most likely to  effect their Safety  and Happi-
        ness. Prudence, indeed, will  dictate that Governments long  es-
        tablished should not be changed for light and transient  causes;
        and accordingly all experience hath shown, that mankind are more
        disposed to suffer,  while evils are  sufferable, than to  right
        themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.
        But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invar-
        iably the  same Object,  evinces a  design to  reduce them under
        absolute Despotism,  it is  their right,  it is  their duty,  to
        throw off such Government, and  to provide new Guards for  their
        future security.

        Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such
        is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former
        Systems of Government. The history of the present King of  Great
        Britain is a history  of repeated injuries and  usurpations, all
        having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny
        over these States. To prove this,  let Facts be  submitted to a
        candid world.

        He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and neces-
        sary for the public good.

        He has  forbidden his  Governors to  pass Laws  of immediate and
        pressing importance,  unless suspended  in their  operation till
        his Assent  should be  obtained; and  when so  suspended, he has
        utterly neglected to attend to them.

        He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large
        districts of  people, unless  those people  would relinquish the
        right of Representation in the Legislature, a right  inestimable
        to them and formidable to tyrants only.

        He has  called together  legislative bodies  at places  unusual,
        uncomfortable, and distant from  the depository of their  public
        Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into  compliance
        with his measures.

        He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for  opposing
        with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

        He has  refused for  a long  time, after  such dissolutions,  to
        cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers,  in-
        capable of Annihilation,  have returned to  the People at  large
        for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed
        to all  the dangers  of invasion  from without,  and convulsions
        within.

        He has endeavoured  to prevent the  population of these  States;
        for that purpose obstructing the Laws of Naturalization of  For-
        eigners; refusing to pass  others to encourage their  migrations
        hither,  and  raising  the  conditions  of new Appropriations of
        Lands.

        He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his
        Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

        He has made Judges dependent  on his Will alone, for  the tenure
        of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

        He  has  erected  a  multitude  of  New Offices, and sent hither
        swarms  of  Officers  to  harass  our  People, and eat out their
        substance.

        He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without
        the Consent of our legislatures.

        He has affected to render the Military independent of and super-
        ior to the Civil power.

        He has  combined with  others to  subject us  to a  jurisdiction
        foreign to  our constitution,  and unacknowledged  by our  laws;
        giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

        For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

        For protecting them,  by a mock  Trial, from Punishment  for any
        Murders which  they should  commit on  the Inhabitants  of these
        States:

        For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

        For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

        For depriving  us in  many cases,  of the  benefits of  Trial by
        Jury:

        For  transporting  us  beyond  Seas  to  be  tried for pretended
        offences:

        For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring
        Province,  establishing  therein  an  Arbitrary  government, and
        enlarging its Boundaries so as  to render it at once  an example
        and fit instrument for  introducing the same absolute  rule into
        these Colonies:

        For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws,
        and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

        For suspending  our own  Legislatures, and  declaring themselves
        invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

        He has  abdicated Government  here, by  declaring us  out of his
        Protection and waging War against us.

        He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our  towns,
        and destroyed the Lives of our people.

        He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign  mercen-
        aries to compleat  the works of  death, desolation and  tyranny,
        already begun with circumstances  of Cruelty & perfidy  scarcely
        paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy  the
        Head of a civilized nation.

        He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high
        Seas to bear  Arms against their  Country, to become  the execu-
        tioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves  by
        their Hands.

        He has excited  domestic insurrections amongst  us, and has  en-
        deavoured  to  bring  on  the  inhabitants of our frontiers, the
        merciless Indian  Savages, whose  known rule  of warfare,  is an
        undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

        In every stage of these  Oppressions We have Petitioned for  Re-
        dress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been
        answered only by repeated  injury. A Prince, whose  character is
        thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit  to
        be the ruler of a free people.

        Nor have We been wanting  in attention to our British  brethren.
        We  have  warned  them  from  time  to time of attempts by their
        legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us.  We
        have reminded them  of the circumstances  of our emigration  and
        settlement here. We  have appealed to  their native justice  and
        magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common
        kindred  to  disavow  these  usurpations, which would inevitably
        interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been
        deaf to  the voice  of justice  and of  consanguinity. We  must,
        therefore,  acquiesce  in  the  necessity,  which  denounces our
        Separation,  and  hold  them,  as  we  hold the rest of mankind,
        Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

        We,  therefore,  the  Representatives  of  the  united States of
        America,  in  General  Congress,  Assembled,  appealing  to  the
        Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our  intentions,
        do, in the Name,  and by Authority of  the good People of  these
        Colonies,  solemnly  publish  and  declare,  That  these  United
        Colonies are,  and of  Right ought  to be  Free and  Independent
        States;  that  they  are  Absolved  from  all  Allegiance to the
        British Crown,  and that  all political  connection between them
        and  the  State  of  Great  Britain,  is and ought to be totally
        dissolved; and that  as Free and  Independent States, they  have
        full  Power  to  levy  War,  conclude Peace, contract Alliances,
        establish Commerce, and  to do all  other Acts and  Things which
        Independent States may of right do. And for the support of  this
        Declaration, with a  firm reliance on  the Protection of  Divine
        Providence,  we  mutually  pledge  to  each other our Lives, our
        Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

        July 4, 1776

THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION

June 21, 1788 (ratified)

The Bill of Rights

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Amendment II

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Amendment III

No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Amendment V

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Amendment VI

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.

Amendment VII

In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

Amendment VIII

Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Amendment IX

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

Amendment X

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

December 15, 1791 (ratified)

Amendments to the Constitution

Amendments to the Constitution

The Gettysburg Address

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. 

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. 

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Abraham Lincoln
Gettysburg, Pennsylvania
November 19, 1863

The Pledge of Allegiance

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

June 14, 1954 (today's version)
September 8, 1892 (original version)
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Blogger Babes - Erika Kane & Kandi Kane

Erika Kane & Kandi Kane are this week's Blogger Babes.

Erika Kane is a beautiful, 22 year old, 5’10, 125 lb, Black Babe. She has nice caramel skin, straight, shoulder-length, black hair, pretty brown eyes, nice full lips, a beautiful smile, a nice 34C-22-30 figure, and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful dark brown lipps. She is one tall glass of water and should deffo be doing mainstream modeling.

Kandi Kane is a sexy, 21 year old, 5’6, 115 lb, Black Girl. She has wavy, just past the shoulder, black hair, pretty brown eyes, a sweet smile, really, really, really nice & round 34C tits with nice chocolate drop nipples, a shapely 34-22-36 figure, a great “cum-fuck-me-doggy-style” arch, a great ass, and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful black lipps.

See this week's Blogger Babes Pic!

I met Erika and Kandi, when I was in Las Vegas for the Adult Webmaster's Convention. Click here to read the entire story.

And, if you want to see more of Erika Kane, Kandi Kane or Erika & Kandi together, you're just gonna have to wait until I put them on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put them up on their sites.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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