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Saturday, July 3, 2004

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Thursday, July 1, 2004

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UpDates & Reviews

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Wednesday, June 30, 2004

And So It Goes - Cigarette Butthead

     It was windy that day like the gods were mad. The winds were blowin' angry-like, dust devils everywhere. Maybe it was nature's way of picking up our trash and saying, “Would you look at this?” At any rate, my nose was raw and runny.

     So instead of jogging the hills, I decided to call on La Branca Canyon to get out of the wind. La Branca is a striking tract of paradise. The cliffs on either side rise 300 feet in places, and the creek burrows through rocks when it has to. It is breath-taking (which rather poses a problem when you're jogging).

     Into La Branca and out of the wind, I jogged along the waterside. It was dusk on the streets above and already night in the canyon. There was a certain mystique in being unable to see. It was a poem that complimented the Doors in my headphones: This is the strangest life I've ever known...

     Visibility dropped to five feet, and I had to find a way out before I broke my face on something. I found a trail climbing the south side of the gorge and stuck to it as best I could. My jog turned into a hike, such was the incline. I pulled on twigs, slid in horse duker, and at long last surfaced in a community called Lynn Ranch.

     I love Lynn Ranch. It's the only place where you can tell the houses apart anymore. People have horses, the horses have trails, and life is, if only for a few blocks, as it should be. I picked up my feet when I hit the pavement, jogging double-time to the beat. Try to run, try to hide, break on through to the other side...

     The wind had gained momentum while I was away. It could blow over a street sign if the sign didn't see it coming. Nighttime had fallen.

     Jogging along Camino Something or Other, I smelled lighter fluid. Curious thing, lighter fluid on a night like this. Not only was it cold and dark, but we were having a windstorm. I looked around to spot the source, fearing the sight of fire. It was a ghostly fear like one might have of ... ghosts. Maybe it was the drugs I did in college.

     There are no street lights in Lynn Ranch because cowboys don't need no stinkin’ street lights. Vehicle headlights came at me extra bright as people arrived home from work. I wasn't scared, though. I was in the zone, baby, high on adrenaline and guided by Reverend Jim: This is the end, my only friend, the end...

     Then a truck almost hit me, and I said to hell with that. Either the wind blew him across the lane or he was trying to teach me a lesson for wearing black at night.

     As the truck passed by, I turned around to give him ... a thumb's up ... when I noticed a little spark in his wake. I jogged backward trying to figure it out. It looked like a lightning bug swirling around on the road. As nice as Lynn Ranch is, it ain't Louisiana, and there are no lightning bugs.

     I saw the light jump into a dust devil and spiral five feet into the air. I had to circle back to see what it was.

     As I got near, the whirlwind tuckered out and dropped the light at my feet. It wasn't Tinkerbell. It was a cigarette butt! Can you believe that? It doesn't matter if you can't. That's what it was.

     I stood over the butt shaking my head. It rolled back and forth looking for something, anything, to ignite. I stood back because I was already fuming.

     How could he do that? Jogging in black at nighttime is dumb, but tossing a cigarette into a 40-mile-an-hour wind in dry brush takes a level of awareness bordering on coma. There's Wipe yourself when you're done in the bathroom, get dressed before leaving the house, and DON'T TORCH THE BLOODY NEIGHBORHOOD.

     As I stomped out the fire with my tennies, a familiar song came over my headphones: I kid you not, Light My Fire. I knew you wouldn't believe me even as it happened. Between this and the lighter fluid omen, I concluded that I was possessed with special firefighting powers. I wear a cape now with a large “F” on the back. Most people think it stands for Freak. So it goes.

     As a newly ordained superhero, I need to address the aforementioned butthead on behalf of society at large.

     Every morning when you wake up, you have the golden opportunity to open your eyes. We'll forgive your driving habits, but please ... think before you flick. That little butt is capable of torching everything in sight, including your own home and all of La Branca Canyon. Consider it a cute little Molotov cocktail.

     Oh. I also have a phone number that might help. It belongs to a gentleman who works at a very fair price. He doesn't know much about arson, but he gives a mean vasectomy.
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Penis Slang Synonyms

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rector of the females, redcap, red-hot poker, rock, rod, rod of love, Roger, rolling pin, rooster, root, roto-rooter, rudder, ruffian, Rumbleforeskin, rump splitter, Saint Peter, salami, scepter, schlong, schmock, schwantz, screwdriver, seed spreader, sensitive plant, serpent, shaft of Cupid, shaker, shaft, she, sheath, short arm, shove devil, silent flute, skin flute, skipper, skyscraper, slug, small arm, snake, snake in the grass, snapper, spear, sperm squirter, sperm straw, spigot, spindle, spit, spitting cobra, spunk shooter, squirt gun, squirter, staff, stallion, star gazer, stern post, stiffy, stinger, stick, stogie, stormy dick, stub, stuff, stump, sucker, sugar stick, sweet meat, swizzle stick, sword, tail pike, tail pipe, tally whacker, teapot, tent pole, the boy, the old Adam, the old root, thing, thingambob, thingamy, third leg, thistle, thorn in the flesh, thumb of love, tickle gizzard, tickler, tickle tail, tip, Tommy, tongue, tool, tootsie roll, torch of Cupid, torpedo, tosselberry, touch trap, tower of power, toy, trap stick, trifle, trigger, trouble, trouser snake, trouser tongue, trouser trout, tube, tube-steak, tug mutton, tummy banana, uncle Dick, unit, unruly member, wag, wand, wang, water sprout, wazoo, weasel, wee-wee, weapon, wedge, weenie, whacker, whammer, what whip, whisky Dick, whistle, whore pipe, wick, wigga-wagga, wiggle stick, wiggle worm, Willie, winkie, winkle, wire, wong, worm, wriggling pole, wurst, yang, yard measure, yard stick, ying-yang, yum-yum, zipper snake.
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Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Poetry - Gentle Kiss of Silken Hair
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GENTLE KISS OF SILKEN HAIR

TWO WOMEN LOCKED IN AN EMBRACE
MAKING LOVE
LONG LEGS LOCKED AROUND EACH OTHER
ARMS ENTWINED
CARESSING
BREAST TO BREAST
GENTLE KISS OF SILKEN HAIR
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Art by Akuma

Latina Tuesday

It's been awhile since I've done a Latina Tuesday, so... Enjoy!
 

Monday, June 28, 2004

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. Q: Why do women have vaginas?
A: So men will talk to them.

2. Five Kinds of Sex:

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"

5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom!

3. Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?" His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"
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Sunday, June 27, 2004

Blogger Babe - Kandi Kane

Kandi Kane is a sexy, 21 year old, 5’6, 115 lb, Black Girl. She has wavy, just past the shoulder, black hair, pretty brown eyes, a sweet smile, really, really, really nice & round 34C tits with nice chocolate drop nipples, a shapely 34-22-36 figure, a great “cum-fuck-me-doggy-style” arch, a great ass, and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful black lipps (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

I met Kandi through another model – Erika Kane, when I was in Las Vegas for the Adult Webmaster’s Convention. Click here to read all about it.

If you want to see more of Erika Kane, Kandi Kane or Erika & Kandi together, you're just gonna have to wait until I put them on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put them up on their sites.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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