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June 20, 2004 - June 26, 2004

Saturday, June 26, 2004

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Thursday, June 24, 2004

Japanese Shunga
 

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UpDates & Reviews

"Triple X Toons" - Anime, manga and hentai galleries with hundreds of XXX adult cartoons, comix, hot 3D pictures, illustrated stories and more!

"Triple X Toons" is a sexy hardcore toon site. Not only does it feature anime & hentai from today's top artist, but it also has tons of adult cartoons, comix, 3D babes and illustrated stories. Plain and simple, this site is Hot. The outside splash pages are bright, colorful, fast loading and very enticing. In addition to the main splash page and sign-up page there is a four page tour to give you an idea of what  you'll find in the members area. But keep in mind, these tour pages are softcore - not like the type of hardcore toons that are on the inside. I'm deffo trying to give surfers a little more for their money with this site. Inside there are seven galleries (updated monthly) of rare anime & hentai pictures, 3D babes, triple X adult cartoons, comic strips, animated gif's and lots more. Dang, what more could you want? The design of the members area is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly, tons of bishoujo (beautiful girl), hentai, lesbians, bondage, stories, comics and other sexy toons. AND, to make it even better - "Triple X Toons" is a  "CyberSex Prestige Plus Site" site - which means it's a high quality site with tons of extras like free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a CyberSex newsletter and much, much more. Give it a click and let me know what you think.

"Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" - Cheerleader sluts, sexy Schoolgirls, naughty Nurses & other Barely Legal Teens in Uniform.

"Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" The site design is good and of course it's easy to navigate. The splash pages are fairly quick loading and have quite a few sample pictures to give you an idea what's inside. Inside there are 9 separate galleries with over 300 photos of teens in uniform: everything from cheerleaders & schoolgirls to flight attendants, doctors, nurses, bus drivers, marines, french maids and more. The galleries are updated on a regular basis (monthly) with fresh new pics. "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" is an Adult Check Gold site. And that means that it's high quality, gives you access to thousands of other sites and has very few banners and no entrapments or other annoying shit that pisses you off. Check it out!

"Anal-Rama - The Ultimate Anal Site!" - Hardcore galleries of butt fucking, rim jobs, fisting and much more. These hot babes just can't get enough Anal Action. It's Anal-licious!

"Anal Rama" is just what is says it is - Hardcore Anal Fucking!!! If you're into Anal Sex, then this is a great site for you. If you're not into Anal, don't go to this site!!! IT'S VERY HARDCORE!! "Anal-Rama" has 7 galleries with over 300 hardcore and close up pics of people (teens, preggos, grannies, trannies, etc.) having Anal Sex. The galleries are updated monthly. "Anal-Rama" is a "CyberAge PLATINUM" site.

"Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi, Goth & Horror Sex Stories" - Erotic science fiction, goth & horror illustrated sex stories. Featuring aliens, monsters, sexy babes and more. Plus 3D cartoon galleries, live chat and XXX movies.

"Sex-Fi" is a "CyberSex Prestige" site and is REALLY one of my favorite sites. I love the design of the splash pages. And yes, I designed them myself - "Thank you." The site had seven galleries of 3D animation, adult comix and illustrated erotica. Plus 20 different sci-fi & horror sex stories. I have also recently added 25 sexy and erotic Sex Tales from the Old West and a new "Dark" Sci-fi Serial Comic. Anyway, the site is easy to navigate and it's updated monthly. If you're into sex, sci-fi and dark horror & erotic goth stories then you really should give "Sex-Fi" a try. Really you should! Really! Really! Do it now! :o)
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Wednesday, June 23, 2004

And So It Goes - Merengue

     For our annual “Family Dinner,” I sat down with my kin and, same as always, wondered how much inbreeding it took to create such madness. We ate from grandma’s recipes—more turkey—to the sound of fans cheering wildly on the TV beyond. My drunken relatives voiced their opinions on life, the universe, and everything. I tried to rebut, but they had God on their side.

     This year I asked my wife Yahaira to tie a rope around me and not let me get sucked into the dinner debates. In exchange, I would visit her family afterward (they were having a fiesta). Yahaira sat still while my uncle grew louder and turned red and spit mashed potatoes in his effort to explain why Democrats should be executed. When he finished, we excused ourselves and bolted for the door.

     My wife’s name is Yahaira. She was born in the Dominican Republic and raised in California, which makes her Bla-spani-casian.

     Nearing the fiesta, I could hear music pulsing from within. It shook the windows and echoed in the clouds, a Latin thunder that made you move against your will. We opened the door, and everyone cheered. Yahaira’s aunt (“Tia”) danced over and, without losing the beat, took my coat and led me to the living room. I had never met the woman.

     Tia put her arm around my waist and forced my Caucasian bones to merengue. Merengue thrives on shouting and stomping and high-pitched cat calls. I fell in love with it instantly. I must have looked foolish to the natives, but in my mind I was living la vida loca. So it goes.

     Tia danced me into the backyard, where I met the rest of the family. There were enough Dominicans here to form two more major league teams. Everyone spoke Spanish, so I just nodded stupidly. Some took advantage of the opportunity to talk about me in front of my back. They were not judging me but reveling in the fact that a guy could be so white without disappearing.

     Tia introduced me to everyone—and I mean everyone—all the way down to the fetus in her sister’s belly. And everyone offered me food. Did I look gaunt? It turned out that they just enjoyed eating. There was food everywhere: rice, beans, tortillas, Coronas, even those green, banana-looking things you see in the store but don’t know where they go. Simmering on the grill were mounds of meat that smelled delicious for blocks. I asked the cook what type of meat it was.

     He laughed and said, “Es meat. You like it.”

     On the adjoining patio, the elders played dominoes. They studied their tiles like military strategists and slammed them on the table in turn. I’m not sure what the slamming was about. Every move was some kind of statement.

     Yahaira’s uncle asked me, “You play, Yayson?”

     “Not if you don’t plug it in somewhere.”

     The room was silent. Four Dominican elders stared at me vacuously. That joke killed at Hornblowers.

     Suddenly, Tia grabbed my waist and merengued me back to the living room. Before I could say “un momento,” I was stomping and sweating to the same, never-ending song.

     Yahaira’s grandma sat like an Indian elder by one of the speakers. She smiled at the novelty that was me. I couldn’t imagine the tantrum that my own grandmother would be throwing over this commotion.

     There was no kiddy table either. The children danced in and out of our legs, risking their lives to party with the grownups. And the room continued to rumble. The neighbors would have called the police had they not been dancing with us.

     A circle formed, and people were called into the center to do their thing. Yahaira was first out, so we raised our arms and chanted something in Spanish that I didn’t understand. One of the men called his mother out and spun her around till she couldn’t see straight. The beat was so fast, so feverish, it created a high that had nothing to do with the beer. It was like that scene in Titanic where the poor Irish folks were jigging in the galley, only everyone here was Black and there was no boat and it was actually nothing like that at all.

     I would be the last to leave that night. I was still taking merengue lessons as relatives fell asleep on the couch. Knowing that I’d have to return to my Top 40 world, I guess I was bingeing. I only hope they invite me back next year, because this beat the hell out of talking politics with a bunch of turkeys.
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Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Poetry - Depths of Our Souls
 

Art by Akuma

Black Tuesday

Since this week's Blogger Babe is a Beautiful Black Babe, I thought I'd just do a whole Black theme... Enjoy!
 

Monday, June 21, 2004

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down.  "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job." "Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"

2. Q. What's Irish and stays out all night?
A. Paddy 0'Furniture

3. A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"
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Sunday, June 20, 2004

Blogger Babe - Erika Kane

Erika Kane is a beautiful, 22 year old, 5’10, 125 lb, Black Babe. She has nice caramel skin, straight, shoulder-length, black hair, pretty brown eyes, nice full lips, a beautiful smile, a nice 34C-22-30 figure, and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful dark brown lipps. She is one tall glass of water and should deffo be doing mainstream modeling (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

My partner, Big Lou, and I were going to go to the Adult Webmaster’s Convention in Las Vegas and we since we are going to be there for a few days, we thought, why not contact some models and set up a few shoots. Well, easier said than done! What a pain in the ass this was to do. OMG! Models (most, not all) are such fucking flakes and just because it is in Vegas and during the Webmaster’s Convention, they want way more money for a standard shoot than they would usually ask for. 

We had contacted dozens of models. Most did not return the calls and the ones that did, as I said, wanted way too much money or they couldn’t set a date and time for a shoot or they were ugly or they were totally screwed up in the head. And I certainly didn’t want to haul all my equipment to Vegas, take the time set up and then have to deal with a these “so-called” models. Nope! Not me! I had all but given up on the idea, when Erika called. She was a breath of fresh air.

We talked on the phone (her dime – not mine) for well over an hour, maybe two. She was fun, she was flirty and she was just a nice human being. Just by her good attitude and her description of herself (and of course, the price we agreed to), I wanted to hire her. Then, to top it off, she sent me an email with a photo of herself. I was hooked and she was hired. We set up a date, a time and a place – my hotel room. Then just as we were about to end the call, I asked her if she had any friends that she could recommend and/or that she would like to do a girl/girl with. Of course, she said yes. Her best friend – Kandi Kane, would be interested. She described Kandi and without a second thought, I said she was hired as well. Bring her to the shoot. See you in Vegas.

Erika and Kandi showed up for the shoot on-time. Erika was everything I already knew she was and Kandi… Mmmm, beautiful firm tits and a hot, hot body. Yummy! I am not much of a candy eater, but I deffo wanted to be a Kandi eater. I know, I know that was bad, but I couldn’t resist.

I would like to say that we got right to work, but we didn’t. We sat around, talked, laughed and just got to know each other. No, not sexually, though I don’t think I would have minded that too much. Then after about an hour of this, we decided that we better get some work done. Big Lou and I split the girls up. He took Kandi up to his room to shoot and I started with Erika. In the hour that I had her, we did two masturbation scenes – one on the bed and another on a desk. 

After the hour, Big Lou and I switched girls. Kandi and I moved a little quicker and ended up shooting three scenes – two masturbation and one sleeping girl fantasy. Yup, I got to play the intruder and fondle her nice boobs… Yes, it was nice… but I had to keep remembering that I’m a professional and this was just a job. But it is a nice job. Hehehehe.

After another hour went by, I finally got both girls together. Woo-Hoo! They had never done a girl/girl scene together, but they were lovers in real life, so I suggested that they just really make love to each other and I will pretend to be invisible as I shoot the scene. It took them a few minutes to get into it, but once they did… OMG! It was very, very hot to watch. And it deffo turned me on watching these two Black Babes “actually” making love with each other. Both my assistant and I had wood. It was like a private show and I got so into watching them that I kept forgetting to snap photos. My assistant had to keep nudging me to work. So much for being professional – hahahah. Anyway, being as unobtrusive as I could be, I snapped away while the girls forgot about me and brought each other to climax. One this was accomplished, I then suggested that they relax in a nice hot bath together. Of course, they did and I took more pics. Well, needless to say, the shoot came to an end and the girls left.

It had been awhile since I talked with the girls, but a couple of weeks ago, Erika called and asked me if I would help her and Kandi out by doing a shoot for their new and upcoming website. Of course, I said yes. We haven’t set a date yet, but I am pretty sure we will actually get together and do the shoot. WooHoo!

Then this past week, I found myself spending some time in Vegas, so I gave Erika a call to see if she wanted to get together, but, as luck would have it, she was in LA. Dang! But all was not lost, she gave me Kandi's new number. I gave Kandi a call and we set a time to meet at my hotel. Woo-Hoo! Well... the time came and went. I was tired, had to get up early, Kandi didn't show, so I went to bed. But just as I was dreaming of what Kandi and I would have been doing, my cell rang - waking me from a deep sleep. It was Kandi and she was wanting to hook up. It was late,  I had to get up early and I hated doing it, but I had to turn her down. Dang! The good news is, she is going to be meeting Erika in LA this week and the three of us are supposed to get together - hehehe :o)

Anyway, if you want to see more of Erika Kane, Kandi Kane or Erika & Kandi together, you're just gonna have to wait until I put them on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put them up on their sites.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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