Archived
June 13, 2004 - June 19, 2004

Note: I am quite busy this week and don't have the time to update daily. I know you need your Sex Blog fix, so I uploaded a whole week's worth of Sex Blogger for you - Enjoy :o)
 

Saturday, June 19, 2004

I'd Hit It!

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Porn Jester
 

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Japanese Shunga
 

UpDates & Reviews

"Teen Twins"- Hardcore galleries of sexy lesbian twin sisters. Paternal, fraternal and some sexy girls that just look alike. Plus XXX movies, live chat and more.

"Teen Twins" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian twins (or some girls that just alike). I really like the site. Of course, I love the babes on the site; there're some really sexy ones. And to make it even better, they're twins. They're not just twins, they're lesbian twins. Well actually not all of them are twins. Some are just hot lesbians that look alike... So,  Shhhhh, don't tell anybody. Let's keep it our little secret - LOL. Anyway, I like the design of the site. Of course I do... I designed it - LOL. Aside from the aesthetics, it's easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and did I mention - tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot some of the pics, but the majority, I licensed from an image broker. And because "Teen Twins" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.

"Blonde-O-Rama" - Blondes, blondes and nothing but sexy, dumb, big breasted blondes that love to fuck. Well... maybe a few hot & horny brunettes with big tits.

"Blonde-O-Rama" is a CyberAge Platinum site. It's easy to navigate, has no pop-ups, no hidden links, no consoles and no surfer entrapment of any kind. Trust me, if you surf the web at all, you already know how annoying consoles and pop-ups are. "Blonde-O-Rama" has three galleries of big breasted Blonde bimbos, one gallery of big breasted Brunette bimbos and a Blonde Jokes Gallery. All galleries are updated monthly.

"Kissing Pussy" - Hardcore galleries of sexy lesbian babes licking, kissing and eating sweet pussy. Plus XXX movies, live chat and more.

"Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian babes. Yeah, I know, this site is a lot like my other lesbian site - "Teen Twins." The design is the same and I do use a lot of the same girls in the galleries, but, there are a lot of new and different lesbians in "Kissing Pussy" and they're not all twins. A few of the galleries are of really hot Asian schoolgirl lesbians - WOW! And just like "Teen Twins," I really like the site. Did I mention the Asian schoolgirls? :o) Anyway, the site is easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and there are tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing, licking and eating sweet pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot all the pics of the Asian Lesbians (hehehehe) and some of the pics in the other galleries, but the rest, I licensed from an image broker. And, because "Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site, if you become a member, you also get free access to over 300,000 other adult sites, free adult movies (over 50,000), live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. No shit! You really do get all of that! So check it out and let me know what you think.
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Wednesday, June 16, 2004

And So It Goes - Doing My Laundry in Public

     One of the features of my life as a monk is that I don't have washer and dryer hookups. So, for the first time ever, I had to visit the Laundromat. I had always passed by the Laundromat and glanced at all the pitiable souls who did their laundry there. It seemed so primitive, like people watching black-and-white TV. Now I was one of them. So it goes.

     Nervous, I dragged in my hamper and pulled up at a vacant washer. All eyes turned toward me and recognized me for the novice that I was. I smiled self-consciously. I felt so… white.

     Being unfamiliar with Laundromat customs, I looked to others for cues. Everyone seemed to have their own counter space, so I staked claim to a piece of counter. Evidently, when you filled a machine, you were supposed to place your basket on top to let others know that it's taken. Done and done. In the corner was a detergent machine should I run out. Okay. I seemed to have a lay of the land.

     I pulled my clothes from the hamper, careful not to expose any personal items. Like my clothes. I felt vulnerable like I were taking a dump outdoors or like that scene in Fame where Coco had to strip for the camera. Doing laundry had always been a private act concealed from prying eyes. If anyone has ever analyzed your groceries in the supermarket, it was something like that. Only worse—my underwear had stains.

     I peered over my shoulder, but no one was watching. They had all gone back to folding and chatting. There must have been an unspoken law against peeking at each other's stains.

     I emptied my hamper and had a seat. One thing about using the Laundromat is that when the machines are going, you have nothing to do but be. It's not like you can return to the computer or do the dishes. It forces you to sit still. And I hated it. Squirming in my seat, I recalled a Zen edict: Don't just do something; sit there. So I sat. And I watched.

     This is my new world. How could a guy reach my age and not have washer and dryer hookups? What happened in his youth to retard his growth in such a way? It was like an adult working at McDonalds.

     Before spinning into one of John Bradhshaw's “shame spirals,” I reminded myself that I had chosen this existence. I'm the one who decided to have less needs instead of more money. Being a monk doesn't pay much, but there is a lot of “upward mobility.”

     To my left, an Hispanic couple folded laundry while their little girl ran around holding a sucker. She was having a grand time checking the dryers. She treated them like little caves filled with mystery and treasure (loose change). Sometimes she'd shout to hear her echo, which pleased her to no end. Then she'd dash back to her dad and hug his leg for protection from the dryer dragons.

     To my right, a woman talked to herself in animated tones. She seemed to enjoy her own company. One thing about talking to yourself is that you always get the right answers.

     Across the way, two women were laughing as if over cocktails. They were regulars. They looked forward to laundry night to catch up on each other's lives. They spoke too quickly for my beginner Spanish, and all the while their fingers folded laundry without direction from the brain.

     Beside them a guy was doing an impression of Rain Man, only it wasn't an impression. He was just watching his clothes very, very closely.

     The red one always falls the same…

     It was a strange world indeed, bright and alive with productivity. People chatted, washers agitated, dryers tumbled, children fled from dragons. I absorbed the environment not as a series of noises but as one rumbling tumult, the way you might absorb a party. And right there, smack dab in the middle of the chaos, I found a certain peace. As strange as it was to enter this place, it felt like home. I had surrendered to my Laundromat self.

     A hunched woman approached to warn me about the dryers. She looked as if she had lived in a trailer since before her parents were born.

     “Someone's doing their cat pee laundry,” she said. “I'd check the dryers before you use 'em.”

     “Thank you,” I said, and she hurried away as quickly.

     I had learned about white loads and dark loads, but I didn't know about cat pee loads.

     The spin cycle finished, I selected a non-cat-pee dryer, tossed in my quarters, and sat down for part two of my meditation. I focused on my breathing and contemplated an issue that had been bothering me for months: What is Carl's Junior advertising objective? I don’t know about you, but it repulses me to watch a person eat from two inches away. I don’t want to hear the juices squish around in their mouth or see the partially digested food slide down their throat. How long before they introduce the ToiletCam…

     During my reverie, I had been staring at the outside world, where people have washer and dryer hookups. A young man passed by and glanced in at me. I knew what he was thinking, the bastard. What he didn't know is that these people—me—didn’t need his pity. The Laundromat was a vacation from the drudgery of workaday life. It was an opportunity to not waste time being busy. And if he really wanted to do us a favor, he could throw us a quarter.
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Cow Tools

Sexual Intercourse (Fucking) Slang Synonyms

FUCK - Acronym. F.U.C.K - "for unlawful carnal knowledge," or "fornication under consent of the king."

A hormone fix, a little heavy breathing, accommodate, action, Adam and Eve it, Adamize, ball, ballock, bang, bareback ride, beat someone with an ugly stick, beef, be familiar with, be in a woman's beef, beef injection, belly ride, belly to belly, blow off, Bob, boff, boink, bone, bonk, bop, bore, bouncy-bouncy, break a lance, break a leg, bufu, bugger, bumbaste, bumble, bunny-fuck, bury one's wick, bury the hatchet, bury the meat-muffin, bury the weenie, business, buzz the brillo, cane, caress, carnalize, caulk, chafer, change one's luck, chingar, chingada, chuck a tread, churn her butter, clean her clock, cock up, cohabit, coit, coition, come about, come across, come aloft, conjugate, consummate, cool out, corn hole, copulation, correspond, couple, couple with, crack it, cram it, cream, cuddle, cuddle dance, dance the buttock jig, dance the married man's cotillion, dance the matrimonial polka, dance the mattress jig, dating, dehorn, devirginize, dibble, dick, diddle, dig her chili, dip one's wick, dip the stick, do, do a bit, do a bottom-wetter, do a dive in the dark, do a flop, do a grind, do an inside worry, do a push, do a put, do a rudeness, do a shoot up the straight, do a slide up the board, do a spread, do the hokey-pokey, dock, dog, do ill, do it, dork, do the chores, do the deed, do the dirty deed, do the do, do the dog, do the duty, do the monkey, do the naughty, do the story with, do the trick, doggy style, drive a rod, drive home, drive into, dry fuck, dry humping, dry run, ease nature, easy make, ecchi, embrace, enjoy, enjoy a woman, exchange spits, favors, feed the dumb-glutton, feed the dummy, ferret, fettle, fiddle, firk, fit ends, fit end to end, fix her plumbing, fix someone up, flap, flesh, flesh it, flesh session, flop in the hay, fondle, fooling around, fornicate, frail job, freak-off, freaking, frig, fuck, fucking, fuckle, fuck someones brains out, fugle, fumble, fun & games, futz, get a belly full of marrow pudding, get a home run, get a shove in one's blind eye, get busy, get down to it, get fixed-up, get hilt and hair, get home, get in, get into, get into her, get into her pants, get it on, get Jack in the orchard, get laid, get off, get one's chimney swept out, get one's end in, get one's end wet, get one's groove on, get one's leather stretched, get ones leg over, get one's nut cracked, get one's oil changed, get on top of, get some, get some action, get some ass, get some cunt, get there, get to work, get up the pole, getting your plumbing snaked, getting your rock's off, ginicomtwig, give a hole to hide in, give a woman a shot, give hard for soft, give her a frigging, give her a hosing, give her a screwing, give her a meat injection, give her the business, give it to someone, give juice for jelly, give mutton for beef, give one a stab, give one the works, give the dog a bone, give way, go ballocking, go bed-pressing, go bum-fucking, go bum-tickling, go bum-working, go bush-ranging, go cock-fighting, go cunny-catching, go doodling, go down, go fishing, go like a belt-fed motor, go like a rat up a drain-pipe, go rumpling, go rump-splitting, go on one's back, go the limit, go through a woman, go to bed with, go to it, go to town, go to work, go twat-fucking, go vaulting, go wenching, go with, going at it, grant the favor, grease, grease the monkey, grease the wheel, Greek, grind, grind one's tool, hammer, hanky panky, have a bit, have a bit of bum, have a bit of cock, have a bit of cunt, have a bit of curly greens, have a bit of fish, have a bit of giblet pie, have a bit of gutstick, have a bit of meat, have a bit of mutton, have a bit of pork, have a bit of skirt, have a bit of sugar-stick, have a bit of summer-cabbage, have a bit of the creamstick, have a flutter, have a fuck, have a game in the cock loft, have a leap up the ladder, have a poke, have a ride, have a turn on one's back, have a wipe at the wet-place, have connection, have given pussy a taste of cream, have hot pudding for supper, have it off, have it up, have live sausage for supper, have one's cut, have one's oats, he'n & she'n, hide the ferret, hide the salami, hide the sausage, hide the weasel, hit a home run, hit it, hit it off, hit in the tail, homerun, homework, honey fuck, hop on, horizontal be-bop, horizontal hulu, horizontal mambo, horizontalize, hound, huddle, hump, I & I, impale, in the box, in the saddle, intercourse, introduce Charley, invade, jab, jack, jazz, jazz it, jerk, jiggle, jig-jig, jink, job, joder, join giblets, join paunches, jolt, jottle, jounce, jump, jump on someone's bones, keep company, kiss, knock, knock it off, knocking boots, kuso, lally-gag, laps around the track, lay, lay off with, lay out, lay some pipe, lay your cane in a dusty corner, liberate, lie feet up, lie legs spread, lie under, lie with, like the birds and the bees, lift one's leg, light the lamp, lob in, look at the ceiling, lose the match and pocket the steak, love, lubricate, make, make butter, make ends meet, make her grunt, make it, make love, make one's love come down, make the chimney smoke, make the scene, make whoopie, makin' bacon, mate, McQ, meddle, mess around, mingle bloods, mingle limbs, missionary position, mix's one's peanut-butter, mount, muck around, muddle, nail, nail two bellies together, naughty, nibble, nick, nidge, niggle, night baseball, nookie, noonie, nut, oblige, one night stand, open up to, parallel park, park the car in the love garage, parallel parking, party, pash on, peel one's best end, peg, perform, pile, pin, plank, plant, plant a man, plant the oats, play, play on all fours, play at cock in the cover, play at couple your navels, play at in and out, play at pickle me tickle me, play at the first game ever played, play at tops and bottoms, play doctor, play hide the salami, play the organ, play tiddlywinks, please, pleasure, plough, plow, pluck, plug, pocket the red, poke, pole, pom-pom, pop, pop it in, pork, possess carnally, post a letter, pound, pray with the knees upward, pump, push on, pussywhippin', put four quarters on the spit, put it in, put it to her, put the blocks to, put the boots to, put the Devil into hell, qualify, quickie, quiff, quim, rabbit, rake, rake the coals, ram, rasp away, ride, ride the hobby horse, rifle, rock, rock and roll, rock the cazba, rocking chair, romp, root, rootle, roll in the hay, roust, rout, rub bacons, rub up, rudder, rumbusticate, rummage, rump, sacrifice to Venus, salt, saw off a chunk, scale, score, screw, scrog, scuttle, scutz around, see a man, serve, service, sew up, sex, sex job, sex-up, shack up, shag, shake, shake a skin-coat, shake a tart, share the sexual embrace, shoot between wind and water, shoot in the tail, shoot one's wad, shot at the back door, shot at the front door, shot of crack, shove, sin, sink in, sink the soldier, sklook, slam, slam-bam, sleep with, sleeping together, slip her a length, slip into, slip it about, slip someone the hot beef, smock, smoke, snag, snib, snug, spear the bearded clam, sow your oats, spoon, square someone's circle, stab, stab a woman in the thigh, staple my naggle, stain, stand the push, stand up, stick, stretch leather, strike, stroke, strop one's beak, strum, stuffin', subjugate, suck the sugar-stick, supple both ends of it, swing, tail, take a turn, take a turn in the stubble, take a turn on shooter's hill, take in beef, take in cream, take Nebuchadnezzar out, take the starch out, taste, tear off a piece, tether one's nag, thread, thread the needle, throw a hump, thrum, thump, tickle, tie the true lover's knot, tip the long one, to be intimate, touch, trim, trim the buff, trim the pussy, trounce, tumble, turn on, turn up, twiddle, twigle, twist, varnish one's cane, wag one's bum, visit the red light district, wall job, wank, wet a bottom, wet one's wick, whack it up, wham-bam, wham-bam thank you ma'am, what mother did before me, whitewash, wildthing, wind up the clock, womanize, womp on someone, work, work out, work the dumb oracle, work the hairy oracle, wriggle navels, yield one's favors, yum-yum, zig-zag.
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Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Poetry - WARM VANILLA WATER

WARM VANILLA WATER

WARM VANILLA WATER COVERS OUR BODIES
YOUR LONG BLACK EBBS ACROSS MY CHEST

GENTLE CONVERSATION IS ABSORBED BY QUIET THOUGHT
EROTIC MUSIC DRIFTS ON THE EDGE OF SILENCE

THE CANDLE FLICKERS AND OUR MINDS CONNECT
SHADOWS DANCE ACROSS US AS OUR BODIES MELT INTO ONE

WHISPERS OF BREATH TENDERLY KISS ACROSS YOUR CHEEK
I LOOK INTO YOUR DARK EYES AND AM CAPTURED BY THE 
DEPTHS OF YOUR SOUL

DELICATELY OUR LIPS MEET SOOTHING THE WORLD AWAY
CLOSE YOUR EYES CLOSE YOUR EYES AND RELAX
THINK OF ONLY TONIGHT
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Art by Akuma

Voyeur Tuesday

We all like to watch, so here's something for that "Pervert" in all of us... Enjoy! 
 

Monday, June 14, 2004

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.  Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!"  Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!"  Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

2. One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. "What's the matter?" the bartender asks.  "My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."  The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.  "Yeah, except today is the last night.

3. A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."  "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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Sunday, June 13, 2004

Blogger Babe - Mini Pipes

Mini Pipes is tiny, 19 year old, 5’0, 100 lb, Black Spinner. She has short, black hair, nice brown eyes, full and nicely shaped “blow-job” lips, a big white smile, full 32B boobs with round, chocolate-drop nipples, a petite figure, flat stomach, a tiny, round butt, a great “face down, ass up, is how we like to fuck” arch, and a completely shaved pussy with dark brown lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

I saw Mini Pipe's photo in an Agent's book and immediately knew that I wanted to shoot her. I am such a sucker for a petite girl. I asked the agent to have her call me. She never did. Over the course of the next few months I kept asking the agent about her, but still she never called. The one day the phone rang and it was her. We talked for a while and set up a shoot for the following week…

Rule of Thumb: When you set up a shoot with a model always set it as soon as possible. Preferably the same day you talk with and/or meet with the model. Remember, most models are flakes and if you set a shoot up further than 48 hours in the future, chances are they will forget or something will come up or they will be out of the business by then.

Anyway, the day before the shoot, Mini called and canceled. Actually I will give her credit for at least calling. Most models will not even call. How can they when they don't even remember? Rhetorical question! But since she did call, I figured that she was responsible and I went ahead and set up another shoot. And again, the day before this second shoot, Mini called and canceled.

Now, I usually don't give models more than one chance, much less two chances, but Mini did call and she did have a good excuse and as I said, I have a thing for petite girls, so of course I tried to set up another shoot. But Mini said that she did not know her schedule and that she would have to call me back when she knew it.

Well, a few months went by and I had all but forgotten about Mini when the phone rang and it was her saying that she would like to set up a shoot. Of course I thought about my “Rule of Thumb” and booked her for that day. She agreed and with in an hour or two she was nude in my studio.

Before we actually got to work, and while we filled out all the required paper work, we talked for quite a while. Turns out she is best friends with another petite model that I knew and wanted to shoot a couple years ago. Actually, I really liked the other model, had met with her, gone to the movies with her and had her naked in my bed within a few hours of our first meeting. We made out, exchanged massages, but didn't have sex! Damn! Damn! Damn! Thinking back on it, I should of Hit It! But at the time, after having a long heart to heart with this girl, I knew it was not the right thing to do. Damn my morals! Anyway, this other model and I hung out for a short while, had a few dates and started becoming friends. I booked her for a shoot and because she needed some quick money, I paid her half in advance. Ha ha ha. Silly me. I never heard from her again. Dang, the things we guys do when we like a babe. Sometimes we are soooo stupid. I called her a few times and… Gee, for some reason she was never home and she never returned my calls. After about a month, I finally got in touch with her and she said that she was sorry and that she would send me the money (in the mail) as soon as she got her next paycheck. Riiight! And I held my breath while I waited too. Anyway, I never heard from her again. So, it was quite interesting that Mini was best friends with this girl. Mini called her and put her on the phone with me and we talked for a very short while. Of course, she again apologized and again said that she would pay me back as soon as possible. “It's been two years Bitch!” Oops, did I type that out-loud? Anyway, being the nice guy that I am , I suggested that she pay me back by just going ahead and fulfilling her obligation with me and doing a photo shoot. She agreed and said that she'd be in touch as soon as she knew her schedule. Riiight! Anyway, I handed the phone back to Mini, they talked for a few minutes and then we got to work.

Mini was an absolute Gem to work with. She was so fast, so quick, she hit her poses and moved into new ones almost before the shutter finished clicking. She was very professional and very good at coming up with new poses and different ideas. In a little over two hours we did nine setups including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, Goth, voyeur, shower, a leopard print outfit, and a few masturbation scenes with a dildo. I got everything I needed in such a short time, I had nothing left to shoot and we were done. I was actually only obligated to pay her for the two hours, but since what we shot would have normally taken at least four hours and, of course, since I am a nice guy, I paid her for a full four hour shoot. Dang, I hate being so nice sometimes.

We sat around and talked for the next hour or so and I found out that she also knew quite a few other models that she could refer to me for photo shoots. One was a very petite Asian Girl and from Mini's description of her, I wanted to meet (and meat) her as soon as possible. Oh my, she sounded perfect. Oh right, I'm a professional… I just wanted to meet with this hot little Asian Babe just so we could do a shoot together. Riiight!

Mini Pipes left, saying that she would be in touch soon. But that was a while ago… Since our shoot together, I've called her a few times trying to set up shoots with some of her friends…  And of course, you know the rest of the story... She's a model... So here, take your pick…She either never gets back to me OR she can't get a hold of her friends OR her friends are out of the business OR… (insert your own good but over-used excuse here)!

If you want to see more of Mini Pipes, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put her up on their sites.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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