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June 5, 2004 - June 12, 2004

Saturday, June 12, 2004

I'd Hit It!

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Asian Babe in Bondage
 

Here is a photo I took recently of a 20 year old Asian Babe named Jaye Vampira. In the photo she is wearing a soft leather blindfold and a metal posture bar with leather collar & leather wrist restraints. Both of these "Bondage Play" items were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique.
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Thursday, June 10, 2004

Japanese Shunga
 

UpDates & Reviews

"China Dolls" - Exotic Asian teen sluts, amateurs, lesbians & schoolgirls! Plus hidden cam, voyeur, upskirt & amateur galleries.

"China Dolls" is another of my favorite sites. Hello... it's all Asian!!! :o) The site is designed well and it's very easy to navigate. There are no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind. I hate those things so I don't incorporate them into my sites. "China Dolls" has over 300 photos of Asian Teens divided into 7 different galleries - which are updated monthly with fresh new pictures. "China Dolls" is a "CyberAge PLATINUM" site. And again, that means that when you become a "CyberAge" member you get FREE access to over 300,000 adult sites, XXX movies, live chat, live sex shows and much, much more. It really is a good deal... so take the FREE tour and check it out for yourself - "Click here to take the FREE CyberAge tour." Or just click on the link and go straight to the "China Dolls" site.

"Cuntoons" - Features X-rated adult cartoons, illustrated erotica, 3D animation, flash movies, anime, hentai and more.

New Look. New Design. New Content. I added a bunch of completely new galleries this month - some really kewl 3D Galleries, new illustrated erotica, BRAND NEW CARTOONS and a few really dark and very violent comic stories. Not for the faint of heart, but deffo worth a look :o)

"Cuntoons" is one of my favorite sites. It's a little different from my other sites - whereas there are no real models - it's all cartoons. I love the look of the site and (of course) it's surfer friendly and easy to navigate. The site has many galleries of 3D computer generated babes, illustrated erotica, galleries of cartoons and, last but not least, a flash movie. All of which is updated monthly. "Cuntoons" is also a "CyberAge Platinum" site. So if you're into 3D babes, cartoons, adult comix, etc., then this is a great site to check out.
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Wednesday, June 9, 2004

And So It Goes - The Fly

     I began to write a how-to piece on being ugly when a fly buzzed into my office. He circled overhead, landed on my arm, and otherwise made a pest of himself. I tried to concentrate. When the fly crawled into my armpit, it was all I could take. I stopped typing and faced him like a man. He sat on my shoulder rubbing his hands, fond of the attention.

     Instead of swatting him back to hell the way I should have, I decided to trap him for a better look. I poured out my glass of vod—water—and moved in for the capture. The fly pretended not to see me, but come on, he had 32 eyes. Just as I went to pounce, the sucker danced out of the way. He seemed annoyed now, performing his little fly-bys next to my ear.

     We played this game for a spell before I caught him off-guard by the window.

     Slam! He was in my glass.

     I covered the lid with a rejection letter and admired my prey. He bounced around like a madman bent on freedom. Ah, but I was in charge of his freedom now. I watched him bang his head on the walls of his new world, sorry to have ever met my armpit.

     Then a strange feeling came over me, something I hadn't felt, well, ever. It was a queasy feeling that clogged my throat: I was suffering from mercy. I was actually concerned for that filthy, annoying, buzzing little beast. I got to feeling that it wasn't my right to contain a fly, no matter how much he bugged. I reflected on all the flies I had squished in the past, how I had taken pleasure in cleaning their guts off the table. I remembered the journal in which I recorded the kills.

     Suddenly, it didn't feel good.

     I considered the Right Way as defined by the Buddha, then Thoreau's story about warring ants. I thought about Pamela Lee Anderson just because.

     Was I really going to let this fly fly? Who was I, and what had I done with the real Jason?

     I inspected the fly up close and waxed philosophical. How was this creature different from any person I know? He was born to live out his days the best he could. He buzzed around, landed on the occasional turd, and procreated. It wasn't much different than being a human. In fact, unlike myself, this fly had reason to be here because his mom got pregnant on purpose. The big difference, I guess, is that if I kept a human inside a glass wondering what to do with him, someone might take exception.

     It dawned on me that my fly guy might be suffocating. So I moved the paper back just a touch to let in some air and—BOOM, he was out of there so fast it wouldn't show up on film. He darted past my ear and out the door, never to return to that sadistic monster in the computer room. Even as we speak, he is hovering above some nearby garbage can, telling the story of his abduction.

     But I, sigh, I feel kind of empty. I wasn't done studying my new friend, who had so much to teach me. He is gone forever, and I'm left to my normal worries, starting with the cost of vodka.
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Cow Tools

Vagina Slang Synonyms

Cunt, snatch, twat, beaver, crack, woo-woo, hole, pit, smelly deli, cock-pit, quiff, quim, purse, snapper, red snapper, snapping pussy, trim, ginch, box, fur, furpie, furburger, furrow, crab cove, gash, slash, man bait, nookie, poon, poontang, poonani, rosebud, tail, clam, bearded clam, shaved clam, tuna, tuna taco, fuzzy taco, tuna melt, lap flounder, lips, lower lips, lotus, gravy maker, gully, cabbage, coochie, cooter, cookie, G-spot, hatchet wound, love muscle, love canal, love tunnel, chinchilla, kitty, monkey, monk, pink eye, slice, slick slit, slit, slot, oven, angel smile, sardine can, ace, ace of spades, mink, flap, flower, cuzzy, cooz, coozy, chacha, futz, geegee, patata, moist muffin, fish hole, jazz, jelly roll, jingjang, nautch, notch, carnal trap, penis trap, piece, cunny, honey pot, fruit cup, shaf, piss flaps, gap, grabber, muffin, muff, McMuff, yeast factory, stench trench, sugar shack, spittoon, Garden of Eden, mount, mound, gold mine, la chocha, panoche, money maker, altar of love, yoni, puka, hair pie, hairy oracle, goober, privates, rose, meat, dark meat, white meat, pink, the Y, crotch crater, middle eye, weeping eye, vent, itcher, itching Jenny, fish market, womanhood, Venus, Venus mound, Venus flytrap, Penis fly trap, front door, dungeon, triangle, Bermuda triangle, ya-ya, fuck hole, V, hidden treasure, joy maker, joy hole, beauty mark, beauty spot, half moon, crack of heaven, cake, carpet, dirty ditch, love bucket, cavern, canyon, vertical smile, little Mary, sugar bush, sugar walls, mustache ride, baby maker, baby factory, sperm catcher, possum, beef curtains, bank, sex, pee hole, pisser, wool, split tail, rug, bush, bazoo, pineapple, black Bess, black Betty, brown Miss, bull's eye, down south, butter boat, slush bucket, wazoo, cat meat, moist meat, wetlands, Devil's den, cave, cuda, genitalia, thing, thingamy, play pen, toy, toy box, whisker biscuit, chum, cleft of flesh, cock holder, cookie, cream pie, cream jug, scar, crotch, crumpet, diddle, open wound, roast beef smile, eel skinner, vulva, fish, fish pond, fish pot, secret door, pleasure garden, oozing whisker biscuit, goat milker, golden doughnut, fuzzy doughnut, quarter slot, little love box, black hole, pudding, socket, happy valley, pubis, thigh pie, joy hole, hey-nonny-nonny, cubby hole, hot box, it, jam, Jack nasty face, lock, keyhole, jewel, keester, dead fish, love chamber, nest, Pandora's box, pit, manhole, bald beaver, fur forest, mark of the beast, meat grinder, treasure trove, niche, oyster, omanko, haka, artichoke, cherry, pink beaver, plum pudding, yogurt factory, mud flaps, labia, tulips, cum catcher, cum dumpster, palace of pleasure, pancake, poke hole, jelly jar, warm spot, girl beard, prick pocket, dick muncher, she thing, slant eye, monster, camel toe, squeeze box, down there, hole of no return, and of course, my favorite - PUSSY!
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Tuesday, June 8, 2004

Check This - The Blog Review

Neo The Sadist

Sex Blogger is a blog by some pathetic photographer that has seen the Matrix one too many times and dubs himself Neo. Here are his clear thoughts while pleaing [sic] for some "girls" to shoot: "If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT." What faculties of discernment Neo must have with these ridiculous distinctions. If you are cute but not good looking or hot, Neo will take your picture. If you are good looking but neither cute nor hot, Neo will do the shoot. If you are hot but not good looking or cute, Neo will snap a few shots. On one post, he writes about a gruelling photo session for a woman named Lisa Marie. He is amazed at her resolve in putting up with a slimeball like him. Then he is suprised that when they meet accidentally sometime after the shoot, she is evasive. It's because you are a creep. Neo thinks these woman like their work. He thinks they might even like him. Isn't Neo a perfect example of a hack photographer? They take a picture of content they have nothing to do with and try to take all the credit. Oh, it's all about the artist's eye and the process of selection, they vacantly claim. If we lived in a just world, Neo would be someone's slave bitch, who [sic] people would boss around and demand that he like it. He'd learn the painfull [sic] reality of feeling forced into being a victim while the perpetrator's [sic] laugh about it and even delude themselves to think [sic] that the victim likes it and wants more. Way to go Neo, keep perpetuating misery because you get off on it. Maybe you should look into prison work, I hear they need a new photographer at Abu Graihb [sic].
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Poetry - I MELT INSIDE HER

I MELT INSIDE HER

JOINED TOGETHER IN A COAT OF FUR
LONG LEGS WRAP AROUND ME
SILENT AS SHADOWS
WITHOUT LIGHT
THE SANCTION OF LOVE
WETS WITH PLEASURE
BACKS CURVE
BODIES SHUDDER
CONCEALED IN THE WARMTH
OF DARKNESS
I MELT INSIDE HER
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Art by Akuma

Toon Tuesday

I thought I'd just do a whole Anime, Hentai, Manga & Toon theme... Enjoy!
 

	Cuntoons
Urabon Yuri	Triple X Toons	Tales of Death
Gothic Horror Tales	Kinky Komix	Trenchcoat Diaries

Monday, June 7, 2004

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor. The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them. "The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his crackers in your neck."

2. The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

3. A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure; she was shaking and foaming at the mouth.  Our uninformed male thought this was incredible - best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure.  He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room. A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think her orgasm's stuck!"
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Sunday, June 6, 2004

Blogger Babe - Lisa Marie

Lisa Marie is a sweet, 20 year old, 5’9, 115 lb, White Chick. She has straight, just past the shoulder, light brown / dirty-blonde hair, pretty hazel eyes, a nice smile, nicely shaped 34B boobs with tiny, pink, round nipples, a thin 34-24-34 shape, long legs, the typical tattoo on her lower back, and her pussy is pierced & shaved with just a little landing-strip of mousy-brown pubic hair leading down to her pink lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

I met Lisa Marie through my partner – Big Lou. He had booked her for his own photo shoot, but then had no place to shoot her. So he called me and asked if I wanted to split the shoot with him and more importantly, if he could shoot at my studio. Of course, after seeing Lisa's picture, I said yes.

Lisa Marie showed up for the shoot on time and was deffo a pleasure to work with. She was a trooper. I'd shoot her for an hour and then take a rest while Big Lou shot her for the next hour. Then we would switch again. Big Lou and I got to rest every other hour, but Lisa had to work the entire time. But as I said, she did great, had lots of energy, came up with some good ideas when I ran out and she was ready to shoot as long as we wanted to.

In the couple of hours that I had to work with her, we did five different setups including: schoolgirl with plaid mini-skirt, Goth babe dressed in black latex, innocent girl dressed in a pink nighty and masturbating, taking a hot & steamy shower with pink balloons and finally another scene where Lisa masturbates with a dildo and then licks it clean.

After the shoot, I ran into Lisa Marie at an Adult convention. She was working the floor and looking for work. We hugged, laughed and talked for a while saying that we were going to get together and shoot again sometime soon. But of course, we never have… Hmmm, maybe I'll give her a call.

If you want to see more of Lisa Marie, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put her up on their sites.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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