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Saturday, June 5, 2004

I'd Hit It!

Mmmm...

Yummy!

posted by: Neo ©

Friday, June 4, 2004

Friday Fiction - Babysitter Rock

Babysitter Rock

My wife is a wonderful woman. She has a Masters Degree in Child Psychology, an excellent job, does volunteer counseling and is flat out gorgeous to boot. If all of that's not enough, she's also an excellent mother to our two children. Oh, I'm sure Jane and Bob sometimes thinks she's a bit strict about certain things. But she really has their best interest in mind.
Take their television viewing, for instance. She doesn't want them spending too much time in front of tube and she generally monitors what they're watching. She even had me insert a spy cam in the TV room so that we can make sure the babysitters aren't just plunking the kids in front of the set when they're supposed to be doing other things. I'm in charge of checking the disks. My wife doesn't get along with computers. Usually I check the disk the day after the babysitting session. This last disk, though, sat a bit longer. I was up against a few deadlines and let it slip. Little did I know what I was missing, but I know now.

Carol had been babysitting for us, off and on, since she was in high school. It was hard to believe she was now going to the local community college. We'd watch her grow up and, believe me; she was growing up just fine. When she was younger, her strawberry blonde hair and freckles gave her a tomboy look. She was now developing into quite a seductive young woman. Her lemon-sized tits had a lovely uplift, her cute little-boy butt had a tantalizing roundness that highlighted her tight, flat belly. I'm sure she was driving the college boys crazy. Heck, when she showed up in the pink tee shirt and tight white shorts to baby-sit, my groin was certainly impressed.

I'd been up late working on a presentation when I remembered that I hadn't reviewed the disk. After I finished my work, I slipped the disk into my laptop and fired up the player. Carol had let the kids watch the Discovery Channel for an hour. The kids were on the couch, actually behaving themselves. Carol was sitting in my leather rocker-recliner. At the end of the hour she shut off the set and walked out of the room with the kids. All seemed well with the world. Since the camera was motion activated, I was then entertained with a few flashes of Carol's fabulous bare legs as she went in and out of the room. The timer showed 22:30, the kids were asleep. I was just about to stop the viewer when I saw Carol return to the room. She had videotape in her hand. I watched her lovely tits bob as she put the tape in the VCR. I seemed to remember that she was wearing a bra when she showed up to baby-sit. It didn't look like she was wearing one now.

She sat down on my recliner. I'd purchased that chair shortly after my back started giving me trouble. It had a built-in vibration mode and obviously Carol had discovered it because I saw her hand slide down to the switch. She sat back deep in the chair but didn't recline. I remembered that the vibrations were much stronger on your butt and crotch if were sitting. It looked like she was unbuttoning her shorts. I selected the view of her in the chair and magnified it. Sure enough, she'd unbuttoned and unzipped her tight white shorts. My eyes widened when she slid her right hand into her panties.

She sat watching the tube and almost idly playing with her pussy. Her fingers were slowly sliding up and down inside her shorts. I tried selecting just her shorts and magnifying the view of her crotch but it was the resolution wasn't good enough; I could see motion but not detail. I went back to the full body view and was glad I had. She'd moved her left hand under her tee shirt and was clutching her firm right boob. The fingers of her right hand were still working between her legs and, I don't know whether from the tape she was watching or the sensations building inside her, but they seemed to be going about their job a bit more enthusiastically. Then she started rocking.

I'd bought the rocker recliner because my doctor told me that it might help my back. He didn't say anything about it making my prick hard but watching Carol rocking in the chair while she rubbed her pussy and tit was certainly doing the job. I pulled my dick free as I saw her mouth open. I risked a little volume and heard her moaning to the type of bad jazz they have in porno movies. I turned the volume down a few notches. I didn't want to wake my wife. I didn't want to miss this show. It was getting good. Carol's shapely legs were stretched straight out. Her rocking had intensified; she was pressing her hand against her pussy and rocking against it. I couldn't tell whether she had any fingers inside her but from the way her face was contorted in sexual passion, I imagined that she did. Her mouth was slack and she was moaning louder, rocking harder, and tweaking a nipple underneath her pink shirt.

She was pumping her pussy pretty good, her sleek body writhing as she rocked. Her hips were jerking, the chair was rocking even faster, she brought her left hand down between her legs and rubbed them on the outside of her shorts as the right continued to plunge deeper and faster within her panties. She just about pushed her shorts into the crack of her ass when she arched off the chair, legs straight out, groaning with ecstasy, spasming again and again against her hands until she finally sprawled on the chair in erotic exhaustion. I came into a wad of Kleenex watching her beautiful body spread in a post orgasmic glow.

After a few minutes she adjusted her panties, zipped up her shorts and stood up. Oh, my goodness, that girl had a fine ass! When she bent over to retrieve her videotape I was also reminded that she had incredible tits. Her nipples were still hard against the pink fabric of her shirt. A few minutes after she left the room, I sat in front of the monitor hoping she was going to come back. Sad to say, that was the last scene on the disk. It had been plenty. I slipped the disk into an inner pocket of my laptop case. I knew I was going to want to dance to the babysitter rock again.

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posted by: Neo

Asian Babe in Bondage

Here is a photo I took recently of a 21 year old Asian Babe named Jade Moore. In the photo she is bound by a "7 Piece Fantasy Restraint Kit" - which includes a soft leather blindfold, wrist & ankle cuffs, tethers and metal quick snaps. This "Bondage Play" restraint kit was supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique.
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posted by: Neo ©

Thursday, June 3, 2004

Japanese Shunga

posted by: Neo

UpDates & Reviews

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"Gay Bear" is a CyberAge Platinum site with eight hardcore galleries dedicated to big & hairy Gay men. The site has a wide selection for all discriminating tastes; Oral, Anal and Solo. Some months "Gay Bear" also features Twinks, Studs, Cubs, Chubs, Leathermen and others. Site navigation is surfer friendly - which means... no annoying crap to deal with. Banner advertising is minimal and galleries are updated on a regular basis. Plus, I just completely revamped the site with an all new look and some all new galleries. Whether you're Gay, Bi-sexual or just curious about men, "Gay Bear" is a good site to check out.

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"Vittoria's Lingerie" is a great site. I like everything about it. It has a great look, it's quick loading, very easy to navigate and there're no annoying pop-ups, consoles or other crap to piss you off. And since there's none of that stuff to annoy you, you can spend your time looking at the hot babes, which is actually why you want to go to an adult site in the first place. Right? Right! "Vittoria's Lingerie" has seven galleries with over 300 photos of sexy women and hot teens in (and out of) lingerie, nylons stockings, pantyhose and of course pajamas. If you want it, this adult site pretty much has it. There're Asian, Black, European and Latina Babes. Plus sexy lesbians, pregnant girls and even a computer generated gallery of 3D babes in lingerie & cum-fuck-me pumps. Of course each and every one of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content for you to dream (or cream) over.. And because "Vittoria's Lingerie" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a cybersex newsletter and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.
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posted by: Neo ©

Wednesday, June 2, 2004

And So It Goes - Land of the Jogger

Land of the Jogger - Jason Love
You can’t get to know a place simply by driving by in your car. You have to smell the gutters and hear the kids yelling at each other in their backyards. Joggers know the cracks in the ground and what kind of bugs dwell there. They say hi to people who would normally be a blur outside our window.

The path I jog is dictated strictly by curiosity. Where does that street go anyway? Let’s find out, shall we…

I live in the “Land of the Jogger.” The place is like a giant track meet. Once in a while, you’ll see someone pole-vaulting into their yard instead of using the gate.

When I look into a jogger’s face, I can tell what kind of jog they are having. I can see when their legs haven’t caught up to their heart or when they are belching up linguini they had for lunch.

I can also determine what type of jogger they are. In fact, I’ve begun to develop classifications like in high school biology: phylum, order, class, hypotenuse squared…

The first class of jogger is the Disciplined Jogger (DJ). The DJ gallops at a fitful pace, faster than he wants but not fast enough to satisfy the militant within. The DJ runs the same route at the same time no matter what. If need be, he will jog with crutches while a nuclear mushroom cloud billows on the horizon.

The DJ wears the expression of someone reading War and Peace on the toilet. I can think of one DJ in particular who must jog my block six times a day. He strikes me as an ex-Marine who, because of his slight build, only made the grade because he was willing to eat the enemy.

Then there is the Self-Pitying Jogger (SPJ). The SPJ is particularly entertaining because he plods along against his own will, dragged by some force demanding retribution against past sins. The SPJ looks like he could cry at any moment and only continues running because it is ordained by the gods.

The SPJ reminds me of a pudgy kid I knew in junior high school. This kid used to run his laps 50 yards behind everyone else, sweating profusely from the brow and plotting a lawsuit should he have a stroke. Incidentally, the SPJ welcomes a stroke if it means he can finally lie down.

Next is the Gabby Jogger (GJ). The GJ is usually female, but not always. We’ll call her “him” just to be consistent. The GJ is a social animal who needs company to jog or doesn’t go at all. The GJ jogs at half the speed of the Disciplined Jogger and must talk to keep moving. If talking stops, legs stop.

My grandpa used to say, “If you can gossip while you do it, it ain’t exercise.” He spoke from the comfort of his Lazy Boy recliner over a Pall Mall cigarette, but that was for ironic flair. So it goes.

The GJ is the least consistent of the classes and most likely to cancel a run in favor of a latte with extra whipped cream.

What kind of jogger am I?

I am your classic Nosy Jogger (NJ), who watches everyone else whether or not they know it. The NJ may detect only snippets of conversation as he passes but will spend the next several miles fitting the story together. If he catches you talking about a dermatologist appointment, he may assume that you have a tattoo of Janis Joplin on your rear end and are only planning to have it removed because you’re getting divorced and realize that someone may actually see it.

The NJ peeks into your window as he jogs by because he needs to know what you’re watching on TV. If you’re naked, he will take a mental snapshot but feel bad about it afterward. The NJ may not be a jogger at all but simply a voyeur going to extremes to rationalize his actions.

Next time you’re out, see if you can classify the joggers on your street. If you find one looking back with an equally intent gaze, it could be me.
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posted by: Jason Love ©

Cow Tools

Cow Tools

posted by: Cow Tools ©

Tuesday, June 1, 2004

Poetry - Threesome (The Holy Trinty)

THREESOME
(THE HOLY TRINITY)

LIKE VULTURES,
WE RAVAGED HER BODY, PULLED HER APART,
TORE INTO HER FLESH, DEVOURED HER SOUL.
WE LICKED, BIT AND KISSED EVERY CURVE,
EVERY LINE, EVERY THING.
WITH PLEASURE AND LUST SO ALL CONSUMING,
WE THREE CAME AS ONE.

posted by: Elsie Bee ©

Art by Akuma

Forced Entry - Art by Akuma

posted by: Akuma ©

Black Tuesday

Since this week's Blogger Babe is a Beautiful Black Babe, I thought I'd just do a whole Black theme... Enjoy!

Black Cheerleaders	Sweet Black Teens	Black Schoolgirls
Black Teen Voyeur	Mixed Chicks	Candid Black Teens
Black Teens in Lingerie	Island Girls of Jamaica	100% American Black Girls

posted by: Neo ©

Monday, May 31, 2004

Monday Toons

Jerry King Cartoons

posted by: Neo

Three Jokes

1. It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out. The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass" The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass." Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."

2. Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!" And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

3. There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
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posted by: Neo

Sunday, May 30, 2004

Blogger Babe - Sydnee Capri

Sydnee Capri is 18 year old, 5’9, 135 lb, Black Babe. She has pecan-brown skin, long, straight, black hair, bright grey eyes, really sexy and full “blow-job” lips, an innocent smile, very tiny 34B banana boobs with big brown nipples, a 34-30-36 figure, a pierced belly-button, a nicely shaped, but big, booty and thighs (Mmmm, yummy), a nice “face down, ass up, is how we like to fuck” doggy-style arch, and a completely shaved pussy. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

Sydnee is another one of those models that I saw on an on-line modeling agency’s website and was just immediately attracted to the thought of working with. I wrote her and a few days later, she had emailed back with her contact info. I called her, we talked and I booked her for a job. Very simple. Right? Wrong! Sydnee is also another one of those models that does not live nearby, does not have transportation and she does not have a schedule as to when she will be available. Maybe in a few weeks or so, she needed to ask a friend for a ride. Oh did I mention that she lived a few hours away? Dang I hope it’s a good friend.

Over the course of the next month or two or three, we talked a few times, but never set a firm date to shoot. It was always tentative. But I have to be fair and honest. It was tentative, not just on her part, but on mine as well. Sometimes my schedule is up in the air and I can’t set a firm date. Anyway, to make this short – we finally set a date and the day before the date came, Sydnee called and cancelled. Her ride flaked. Ok, we set another date. This time, I had to cancel. I don’t remember why. Ok, we set another date. We both cancelled. Ok, one last try. We set a date and Sydnee showed up.

When Sydnee showed up, she was not what I was expecting. She was better. The pics that I’d seen of her were with short hair. She showed up with long hair, down the middle of her back – Yum! More the better. We talked, filled out paper-work. Blah, blah, blah. I liked her. Not to mention the fact that she has great lips. Mmmm, the thought of those lips on my… Uh, anyway, we got to work. The shoot was ok. I don’t think that she has a lot of experience and I do think that she was a little nervous and not quite sure what to do. But she was deffo willing to work and she was deffo willing to do what ever I needed her to do. Yeah, Yeah, I know what your mind is thinking… Mine is always thinking that too, especially with a model that is willing to do anything I need. And yes, we all know what I need. LOL. But no, I kept it strictly professional (as always). In about four hours we shot eight different scenes. We shot her posing in a bikini and then stripping. We shot eight, 40 second QuickTime movies. And then we did a bondage scene with her blindfolded and bound with a posture bar and ankle restraints - all supplied by Eros Boutique. Yes, this is a plug for Eros Boutique - a great place for all your sexual pleasures. Check it out - Eros Boutique. Anyway, the bondage scene was very simple, but also very hot. Mmmm, we got some very nice photos. We then shot a scene with her in a sexy corset (with a bright purple background – again, very hot) We also did a voyeur scene, a webcam scene, and two sleeping girl scenes. I love doing these sleeping girl scenes. I dunno, maybe this is an unknown fetish that I am just now discovering in myself, but something about sneaking in, watching and fondling an “innocent” girl that is (pretending) to be asleep is a very exciting fantasy... Mmmm…

After the shoot, Sydnee and I have actually talked on the phone a few times and we have discussed shooting again. But, she does live a few hours away, so of we ever do shoot again, I will be quite surprised.

Anyway, if you want to see more of Sydnee Capri, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put her up on their sites.
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posted by: Neo ©

Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©

Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©

Comments & Opinions

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posted by: Neo ©

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