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Saturday, May 22, 2004

I'd Hit It!

Mmmm...

Yummy!

posted by: Neo ©

Friday, May 21, 2004

Friday Fiction - A Single Spark

A Single Spark

I'd been with Engine 12 for about five years, in and out of all kinds of hairy situations, but this was the first time I'd ever been laid up for any length of time. We were working an abandoned warehouse fire, probably accidentally set by some wino trying to keep warm. Damn cross beam fell and knocked me flat. If it wasn't for my suit, it probably woulda crisped me pretty good. Bad enough that it ripped up my back and shoulder muscles, making me hobble around like some crip. Docs said if I stuck to my rehab, I'd back to my beefy, bouncy self in a few months. Months! Hell, it'd only been three weeks and I was going bonkers from boredom. My body screamed at me every time I tried to move. Got so bad I finally took to sleeping on the pullout with some plywood under the mattress. The wife offered me the bedroom but what type of guy would I be if I made a lady sleep on the couch? Besides, it was easier to fix up the pullout. With a cranky body I was really into easy.
With my muscles all ripped and twisted, sex wasn't so easy. It was freaking impossible. We gave it a try. The damn pain just kept getting in the way. Nothing like a good sharp blast of pain to chase a hard-on away. Frustrating as hell, for both of us. I mean, my wife is a babe, guys get hard just watching her walk down the street and here I am, with all that beautiful blonde nakedness in front of me, and my dick keeps going limp. Unfair, that's what it was, real unfair. The sadass wino that burnt down that freaking building was probably getting more pussy than me!

So, anyway, I was sleeping on the pullout, at least I was trying to sleep on the pullout. Some nights the pain meds would just knock my ass right out but, then I'd roll over or something and the pain would come knocking. I didn't have to answer the door. It'd just bust the damn thing down. I was sitting on the edge of the bed, feeling a bit sorry for myself when I heard a moan coming from our bedroom.

At first I figured the wife must have been having a nightmare. Since my accident, she said she'd been having some bad ones. I hobbled down the hallway, figuring I might comfort her some and then stopped dead in my tracks. I'd heard her moan and breath heavy like that before, usually when I was breathing heavy right along with her. I slowly approached the doorway and peeked in.

The room was dark but there was enough light coming through the window to make out her sexy body sprawled on the bed. One hand was between her legs; the other was cupping a milky white breast. Her eyes were closed. She was so wrapped up in what she was doing; she probably didn't even hear me coming down the hall. Just looking at her gorgeous naked body stretched out on the bed was enough to make my briefs a lot tighter. Seeing her rubbing that beautiful, gold fringed pussy and hearing her soft moans of pleasure was getting my dick so hard I was expecting the things to rip right off my body. I could feel enough twinges of pain to know that I couldn't join her on the bed. Besides, I'd never watched her masturbate before; I never knew what a turn on it was. She was sliding her fingers along her slit. She must have been really wet, there were little slurping sounds coming from her pussy. I slid my briefs down a bit and grabbed my cock.

Maybe it was instinct; maybe I made a noise pulling down the briefs. She opened her eyes to see me standing there in a tee shirt, big erection in hand. She stopped playing with her pussy but kept her hand between her legs. She stared over at my hard cock and grinned.

“How long have you been standing there?” she asked

I grinned back, “Just a few minutes.”

“Like what you see, big boy?”

“Love it.”

“Want some?”

“Can't. Not yet”

Her face scrunched up in a cute way. She then smiled over at me in the doorway. She swung around on the bed so that her legs and pussy were facing me. She raised her knees and spread her legs. Her blonde pussy hairs were damp, her cunt lips were puffy. She began running her hand along her slit again as she watched me. My hard-on hadn't lost any off its stiffness, if anything; it probably gained some from this new view. I began stroking along with her, my body trembling with excitement.

She resumed her titty rub, her fingers slowly slid up and down her pink slit, gently flicking near her clit then moving down toward her cute butt. I heard the pace of breathing get deeper and watched the pace of her fingers increase. I began jerking my cock a bit faster. Her hips were slowly writhing. Lust was in her eyes. She moaned with pleasure as she slipped two slim fingers into her wet, warm pussy. I gripped my cock tighter imagining her delicious warmth. Her palm was up against her clit as she started fucking her fingers, all the while watching me jerk off to the rhythm of her plunging fingers, a rhythm that was becoming faster with every labored breath. Her ass was bouncing off the bed as she thrust her pussy toward me, her fingers becoming a blur, her breathing harsher, and her cries of pleasure louder. I braced myself against the doorframe as my strokes lengthened and quickened. My hips wanted to thrust toward her but I knew I couldn't risk the pain. Cum was building in my balls; my pumping hand and the sound of our shared gasps and groans was pushing me over the edge. My wife's sweet, sweaty pussy grasped her fingers as her creamy blonde body began to quiver and spasm in orgasm. I grabbed the elastic of my briefs and held the cotton out in front of my cock, the fabric rubbing my balls. Orgasmic thunder rumbled through my body as I shot wad upon wad into the briefs. Fire erupted in my back and shoulders but I didn't give a damn about the pain. The pleasure was still washing over me as I stumbled forward on to the bed, gasping for air, groaning in ecstasy and hurt.

Though she was still breathing heavy, the wife came to my side. Her eyes now filled with concern.

“Frank, you OK?”

Blinking back tears as the pain slowed down to a dull roar, I tried to smile.

“Despite your attempt to kill me, I think I'll live.”

“Damn good thing!” she laughed, “I'd had having to explain your cummy underwear to the police. Thanks for trying to save the carpet. Maybe next time we'll try this lying down and with some tissues handy.”

I was grinning like the cat that caught the canary. The next few months might not be so boring after all. Amazing what a single spark can do.

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posted by: Neo

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Japanese Shunga

posted by: Neo

UpDates & Reviews

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posted by: Neo ©

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

And So It Goes - Noisy Neighbors

Noisy Neighbors - Jason Love
A group of kids moved in next door. It was actually a big party that got out of hand one night, and everyone just decided to live there afterward. Last week, I saw them unloading a sound studio from their truck. They've been testing it around the clock for five days. Gansta rap.

My homies and ME / come to par-TY…

The oldest of the newcomers is 20, the youngest, 16. None of them has graduated high school mentality. They're the kids who get in fights with their parents and decide to move away to Never-Never Land, the house next-door to mine.

These kids don't keep the hours of working people. They wake up around noon to a breakfast of black coffee and cigarettes and develop momentum as the day progresses. It begins at Party Defcon 5 around two in the afternoon, the “quiet” mode when it's mostly shouting back and forth. For the record, Sarah is having problems with Jack because he can't lay off the pipe, and Dave is going to kick Bill's butt for sleeping with his girlfriend.

And all the while, the rap rages on: It's time to get PAID / And smokes me a JAY…

At dusk they enter Party Defcon 2, and by midnight they are dancing on the tables again. Around three in the morning, the stoned laughter begins to fade and the party dies of exhaustion.

I'm writing because I don't know what else to do. I have to open my window at night because it's 150 degrees outside, and my window points right at Never-Never Land. I've tried the puffy ear plugs, but the beat is so loud that they just become mini-woofers inside my ear.

My wife forbids me to visit the house due to my poor record with diplomacy (I have a low threshold for morons). My life is a slalom course where it's all I can do to steer clear of idiocy. When we collide, it's ugly. If I were to invest logic in these kids and they were to say something like, “Chill, dude,” that would be a collision.

Most nights, I lay in bed forming strategies for killing the neighbors. It's like the “Glad Game” in reverse. It may sound like an unhealthy process, but it scratches an itch on my soul, and I'm allowed to think whatever I want. When I meet a prudish person, I picture them naked because there's nothing they can do about it.

Lying in bed with squishy woofers in my ears, I have hired a surgeon to sneak into the neighbors’ house and give them all frontal lobotomies; I have stuffed the neighbors with candy and served them as piñatas to unknowing children; and just recently, I tied them to a 300-foot speaker and played the music so loudly that they all went deaf and began to talk like that lady on public TV who was always trying to teach us sign language: “banana”... “banana”... bye for now.

The part that hurts most is that there is nothing I can do about their living here. They are squatters on the public peace. I called the homeowners association, and they told me to call the police. I called the police, and they asked if I had tried “shooshing” them. So it goes.

When the police do come out, it's a feather in the cap of today's teen. Dude, we had a double-kegger, and the police had to break it up…

The philosophical undertones are what really keep me awake—that these kids, who still haven't developed a sense of Other, are polluting my world. What right do they have to force their words into my mind? They might as well run into my living room and scream at the top of their lungs. I feel entitled to some justice, a law that allows me to pee on their doorstep every time they are noisy after midnight.

I remember what it's like to be 16 and believe that the universe revolves around me. The only difference is that I was holed up in a room inside my parents’ house, where I only drove my family nuts.

Just as there needs to be a parenting license, our zoning laws should address the edicts of common courtesy. If you move into a neighborhood, there's a pretty good chance you're going to have neighbors, so you should be screened accordingly. Are you fit to have neighbors, or would it be better for you to live on an island by yourselves? I'm not asking that these kids tip-toe around for fear of disturbing Jason Love; I'm just saying that the world might benefit from their deaths.

If you have a teenager of your own, please don't let 'em move out until they've learned the basics of sound travel and the effects of pot on one's laughter. Every time these kids “get their own pad,” there is some poor soul next door praying that they move the hell back home. And you never know what vengeful plots are hatching in his mind…
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posted by: Jason Love ©

Cow Tools

Cow Tools

posted by: Cow Tools ©

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Poetry - Aunt Maureen

aunt maureen

twenty five years ago
when i was a kid
you scared me to death
i thought you were a witch
dyed
jet black hair
pale white skin
and always
dressed in black from head to toe
today
you are the same
but
you are not a witch
my views have changed
matured
you are mysterious
appealing
sexy
what is behind your lifelong façade of black
black bra
black heels
spiked
i will never know you
too many years
and
a distraught family have kept us apart
in my mind
i can only imagine what you are like
behind your shroud of blackness

posted by: Elsie Bee ©

Pregnant Tuesday

Since this week's Blogger Babe is pregnant, I thought I'd just do a whole pregnant theme... Enjoy!

Pregnant Jade	Pregnant Blue	Pregnant Chantay
More Pregnant Comix	Nude Pregnant Women	Illustrated Preggo Stories

posted by: Neo ©

Monday, May 17, 2004

Monday Toons

Jerry King Cartoons

posted by: Neo

Three Jokes

1... For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $180,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night & heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $180,000 mortgage & no bike!"

2... A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish? " The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya? " The clerk says, "Well, no." With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and states, "Because this is Home Depot."

3... A suspect was arrested for beating a guy in a rice field with a small ceramic figurine. It's the first case on record of a knick-knack paddy whack.
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posted by: Neo

Sunday, May 16, 2004

Blogger Babe - Chantay (part 2)

This is part two of my story about Blogger Babe Chantay. If you want to catch up on the story then Click Here for Part 1.

Just a quick refresh... Chantay is a 19 year old, 5'1, 105 lb, sweet, but very naive, Latina Babe (with a capital "B"). She has small, but nice, firm tits, a great ass, beautiful, long brown hair, pretty eyes and a huge playful smile that can melt the heart of any man... Oops! She is still all of that, but at this point in the story she has a very hairy pussy, swollen tits and a huge belly; being that she is nine months pregnant and due any day (see this weeks Blogger Babe's Pic).

Okay, on with the story... Chantay called; saying, she dumped her boyfriend, stopped drinking (again), was nine months pregnant (due any day), needed money badly and wanted to know if I wanted to photograph her (again).

I called my partner, Big Lou, talked to him about it and the very next day we were shooting. The shoot went well, we had a good time, we laughed and we flirted. But the flirting did seem a little weird to me. You know... flirting with a girl who is about to give birth. I dunno... something just wasn't right about it... seemed strange. In just a couple hours, even though she was very pregnant, we did six setups including: lingerie, masturbation, voyeur, karate student & cheerleader. Putting her in the cheerleader and karate outfits was kinda fun. No, we did not make her do any cheers; deffo treated her with "kid gloves" (no pun intended). The masturbation scene was kinda weird to photograph as well. I mean... she literally was going to give birth any moment now and here she was masturbating for the camera. Every time she spread wide, I could have sworn I saw the baby's head poking through. Meanwhile I started to think... "Hmmmm... if she goes into labor, then at least I can photograph the whole thing. Dang! Wouldn't that make a kewl adult fetish site." But, no, she didn't go into labor. We finished the shoot and she left. Two days later she called me to let me know she gave birth to a healthy baby girl.

Over the course of the next few months, we were in and out of contact with each other. She had a boyfriend. Then she didn't have a boyfriend. She was drinking again. Then she wasn't. She got back with the baby's father. Then he dumped her again. She was doing porn again, Then she wasn't. We'd talk. Then we wouldn't. The cycle continued...

A few more months went by before I (again) heard from Chantay. She got back with the baby's father (again) and was pregnant (again) and wanted to know if I wanted to shoot her (again).

I (again) called Big Lou and we set up another shoot for the following day. Chantay didn't make the shoot; she went into labor that morning and gave birth to another healthy baby girl. The cycle continued...

Since then, Chantay has (again) dumped the babies' father, been in an out of relationships, stopped doing porn, stopped drinking and has been trying to get a job. Good for her on all accounts! We've talked on the phone a few times and keep meaning to get together for lunch or just an afternoon of talking like we used to... but with my schedule and her kids, we've found it nearly impossible.

Let's see... it's now been... hmmm... dang!...well over two years since I've talked with her...

Anyway, if you want to see more of Pregnant Chantay, check out "Nude Pregnant Women," "Pregnant Chantay's Amateur Home Page," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Pregnant Teens in Lingerie"and "Pregnant Voyeur."

Or, if you want to see more of Non-Pregnant Chantay, check out "Itty Bitty Tittys," "Mega-Voyeur," "Teen Shower Cam," "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform," "Nude Latina Teens," "Prep School Sluts," "Real Amateur Women & Teens," and "Victory Girls - Nude Women of the World!."
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posted by: Neo ©

Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©

Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©

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posted by: Neo ©

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