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Saturday, May 1, 2004

I'd Hit It!

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Thursday, April 29, 2004

Japanese Shunga
 

UpDates & Reviews

"Cuntoons" - Features X-rated adult cartoons, illustrated erotica, 3D animation, flash movies, anime, hentai and more.

I added a bunch of completely new galleries this month - some really kewl 3D Galleries, new illustrated erotica, BRAND NEW CARTOONS and a few really dark and violent comic stories. Not for the faint of heart, but deffo worth a look :o)

"Cuntoons" is one of my favorite sites. It's a little different from my other sites - whereas there are no real models - it's all cartoons. I love the look of the site and (of course) it's surfer friendly and easy to navigate. The site has many galleries of 3D computer generated babes, illustrated erotica, galleries of cartoons and, last but not least, a flash movie. All of which is updated monthly. "Cuntoons" is also a "CyberAge Platinum" site. So if you're into 3D babes, cartoons, adult comix, etc., then this is a great site to check out.

"Blonde-O-Rama" - Blondes, blondes and nothing but sexy, dumb, big breasted blondes that love to fuck. Well... maybe a few hot & horny brunettes with big tits.

"Blonde-O-Rama" is a CyberAge Platinum site. It's easy to navigate, has no pop-ups, no hidden links, no consoles and no surfer entrapment of any kind. Trust me, if you surf the web at all, you already know how annoying consoles and pop-ups are. "Blonde-O-Rama" has three galleries of big breasted Blonde bimbos, one gallery of big breasted Brunette bimbos and a Blonde Jokes Gallery. All galleries are updated monthly.

"Gay Bear" - Hard & Softcore galleries of furry bears, big hairy men, cubs, chubs, muscle dudes and amateur studs posing and having hot & sweaty sex.

"Gay Bear" is a CyberAge Platinum site with eight hardcore galleries dedicated to big & hairy Gay men. The site has a wide selection for all discriminating tastes; Oral, Anal and Solo. Some months "Gay Bear" also features Twinks, Studs, Cubs, Chubs, Leathermen and others. Site navigation is surfer friendly - which means... no annoying crap to deal with. Banner advertising is minimal and galleries are updated on a regular basis. Plus, I just completely revamped the site with an all new look and some all new galleries. Whether you're Gay, Bi-sexual or just curious about men, "Gay Bear" is a good site to check out.

"Vittoria's Lingerie" - Galleries of sexy Women and Teens in lingerie, pajamas and pantyhose. Plus XXX movies, live chat with Asians, Blacks, Latinas and more.

"Vittoria's Lingerie" is a great site. I like everything about it. It has a great look, it's quick loading, very easy to navigate and there're no annoying pop-ups, consoles or other crap to piss you off. And since there's none of that stuff to annoy you, you can spend your time looking at the hot babes, which is actually why you want to go to an adult site in the first place. Right? Right! "Vittoria's Lingerie" has seven galleries with over 300 photos of sexy women and hot teens in (and out of) lingerie, nylons stockings, pantyhose and of course pajamas. If you want it, this adult site pretty much has it. There're Asian, Black, European and Latina Babes. Plus sexy lesbians, pregnant girls and even a computer generated gallery of 3D babes in lingerie & cum-fuck-me pumps. Of course each and every one of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content for you to dream (or cream) over.. And because "Vittoria's Lingerie" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a cybersex newsletter and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.
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Wednesday, April 28, 2004

And So It Goes - My Backpack

     I carry a backpack wherever I go. Always have. My backpack has been to the nicest restaurants in town and the dirtiest digs of México. It has appeared in countless pictures and home movies. It is my friend.

     Some time ago, a friend asked me to be the best man at his wedding. When the big day arrived, I stood there beside him proudly bearing my backpack, which, I reasoned, matched the tuxedo. The bride’s mother tried to pierce holes in me with her vision.

     Because so many people have asked me what I have in there that’s so damn important, I will spill the contents of my backpack now. If it doesn’t interest you, bug off.

     First, there is my notepad, the most important item in my bag of tricks. This is where I jot down the ideas that thrash about in my head and demand observation. My pad is full right now, so I’ll flip to a page at random and read: A lot of good-looking faces are wasted on ugly people. This is a saying that will go into a coffee can labeled “Stuff I Learned While I Was Alive.” Eventually, I’ll send it out with my cartoon on the Internet. The three people who subscribe to the service are really going to like it.

     Because I harbor an irrational fear of running out of ink, I carry… 14 pens, 3 pencils, and a stick of mascara just in case. There have been days when I was forced to scratch words into my forearm for lack of options. So it goes.

     The heaviest item in my backpack is my book. Heeding the advice of my kindergarten teacher, I try to use my time constructively. When Ralph’s only has one register open for its 200 customers, I read. It saves me from pondering the absurdity of the situation.

     I am presently reading two books. The first is The Energy of Money, which has taught me that I’m not really poor, I just think I am. The other is The Psychological Dimensions of the Self, which I am reading to figure out what went wrong with me.

     There are my sunglasses (man, I miss the ozone layer). Inside my sunglasses case, there are two puffy ear plugs for muffling reality.

     There’s my wallet, which I purchased for 25 cents at a Grateful Dead show a hundred years ago. It is filled with credit cards that collectively would not fill my gas tank. There’s my Blockbuster card. Damn, I’ve had The Godfather  for 16 nights. Note to self: buy stock in Blockbuster.

     I’ve got one, two, three, four, five different sources of lip ointment: Vaseline Lip Therapy, Chapstick, Beeswax lip balm, Carmex, and Herpecin. Do I have problems with my lips? No. I have OCD.

     There’s a small green bottle where I keep lotion. The guys will probably kick me out of the Man Club for it, but you know where they’ll turn when they’ve got dry skin. Just this morning, I provided a Wetnap for a boy whose fingers were stuck together with rocky road ice cream. Sure, everyone made fun of me when I dumped those Wetnaps into my backpack, but now look…

     Then we come to my Ziplock bag of orthodontic goodies. Those of you who have worn braces can appreciate this; the rest of you will wonder why I’m free to walk the streets.

     First, you need wax for when the braces cut your cheeks and make the whole world taste like blood. A little ball of wax can save you hours of ache. Then you’ve got your toothpick, a dire necessity. You’ve got your dental floss with special fishing-line-loop-deals to get under the bars of your braces.

     I personally have to carry those tiny rubber bands to correct my cross bite because my mom mated with a Boston Terrier. The only problem is that I can’t keep those suckers in the bag. There are several hundred floating around in my backpack in addition to those I find in my hair, in my spaghetti, in my glove compartment, in my underwear, and in my cats’ litter box. My wife has nightmares in which she tries to vacuum over a rubber band only to see it multiply by two with every pass.

     What else? Reading glasses. Coins. Visine. Checkbook that doesn’t work. Keys. Ginkoba Biloba pills (I forgot about those). Watch. More coins. And finally, a secret compartment where I’ve stored an extra car key since that day I got locked out of my car with the motor running.

     And that about does it. Mystery settled. My male purse has been turned inside-out.

     Now imagine if I had to store all of these necessities in my pockets every time I left the house. I’d be a hamster whose cheeks are too full to turn his plastic ball. Frankly, I wonder how anyone could go out without a backpack.

     And for those of you who sided with the mother of the bride-to-be, I’ll have you know that my friend is no longer married, but I’m still carrying the same backpack.
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Tuesday, April 27, 2004

The Wedding Test

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight Miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" 

The moral of this story: Always keep your condoms in your car. 
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Poetry - Serenade Dreams

Serenade Dreams

The tap of a stone at my window
Wakes me from dreams of you
Crawling out of bed
Eyes Red
Open the shades
Evening dark fades
To morning blue
And visions of you
Guitar in hand
Singing to me
Love
Fate
The early sun touches the sky
It’s getting late
You finish your song
Wave goodbye
Our eyes lock in an embrace
A sad smile crosses your face
You vanish
Leaving serenade dreams
And echoes of you
Singing in my head
Waking in bed
I reach to my right
It was just a dream
You’re gone
It’s dark
Still night
Sleep escapes
I lie alone
And listen for the tap of a stone
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Monday, April 26, 2004

Monday Toons

Sunday, April 25, 2004

Blogger Babe - Adrianna Lima

Adrianna Lima is an abso-fucking-lutely hot and gorgeous Babe (with a capital "B"). She's a 19 year old, 5'7, 105 lb Mexican Beauty with long black hair, a completely shaved pussy, a great cum-fuck-me-doggy-style arch, a nice ass, small, but very nice 32A breasts with nice brown nipples and deep, dark eyes that you could just lose yourself in. I know I did. OMG! I so totally fell in love with her. But, the bad part... Come on, you know what it is. She has a boyfriend! Of course she does! A girl like Adrianna is very seldom single and if she is single, she's not that way for long. Aww, too bad for me, but she's very happy in her relationship and even though I wanted to fuck her like there was no tomorrow, I was very respectful of her relationship. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

I saw Adrianna's picture on an agency's website and knew immediately that I wanted to work with her. Not to mention, fall in love with and marry, but as I already mentioned - SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND! Sorry, I just have to keep reminding myself of that. Anyway, I called the agent, and told then that I wanted to set up an interview with Adrianna. A few days later she called - keep in mind at this point I did not know she was happily taken. Anyway, between all the flirting (mostly from me), we set up an interview.

The next day she showed up at my office with an older guy following close on her heels. Needless to say, I was a little disappointed, being that I deffo had the fantasy that she was gonna show up, fall in love with me and we were gonna run off together and live happily ever after... Oh well, back to reality. As she walked into my office, I put my hand out to introduce myself, but fueling my lust even more, Adrianna bypassed my hand gave me a big hug and a passionate kiss on the cheek. Now you might say to yourself, how can a kiss on the cheek be passionate? Trust me... Maybe not in reality, but in my mind in was deffo very passionate. And I will say that blood quickly rushed to my nether-regions. I wanted to pull her into the office, slam the door (locking her companion out) and have my way with her. But, being the professional that I am, I invited her friend in. Come to find out, he was her "Uncle Bodyguard." Smart girl! Yes, she was smart. That kiss already sealed the deal that I would hire her. And I did! Almost before the interview began I told her she had the job. The rest of the interview was just talking with her, finding out all that I can and it was at this time that I found out she was taken. As my heart sank, I put my tongue back in my mouth and wiped the drool out of my pants. Dang, another dream girl taken from me before I got a chance to sweep her off her feet. Oh well, at least I'm gonna see her naked.

Adrianna showed up on time with her Bodyguard Uncle (who spent the entire shoot in my office on the computer surfing the web). Him being on the puter was kewl, it kept him out of the way and the shoot went great. Adrianna was a dream to work with. In less than four hours we shot six complete set-ups including: three different scenes with pink balloons - one with a black latex bikini, whip and black thigh-high boots, one with pink booty shorts and pink ballet slippers and one taking a shower with the balloons. We then shot a schoolgirl scene, a hot masturbation scene on my bed (Mmmmm, I still have not washed my sheets), and finally, we shot a sleeping girl scene - also very hot. I never realized how sexy a hot sleeping babe could be. Yummy!

Anyway, after the shoot, I talked with Adrianna a few times over the phone and also on the computer. I mentioned to her that she really should consider "Mainstream" modeling. And that I'd even help her get into it by shooting pics for her portfolio and hooking her up with some modeling agencies. She said that was what she really wanted to do and that she'd love to work on getting some "real" modeling pics and putting a book together... We said that we were gonna get together soon and do some more shooting, but, as my luck would have it, we never did and she moved out of state to go live with her boyfriend. Lucky Dude! Oh woe is me. But hey, at least I got a got to see her naked AND I got a nice kiss on the cheek.

If you want to see more of Adrianna, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put them up on their sites.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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