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Saturday, March 20, 2004

I'd Hit It!

Mmmm...

Yummy!

posted by: Neo ©

Friday, March 19, 2004

Friday Frights - The Mistress in Red

Mwahahahahahahah The Mistress in Red

---One---

The bachelor party that my friends gave me earlier this month was wild. They had rented the back room of the Twisted Tao nightclub that had to cost plenty. We drank anything that had alcohol in it from beer to whiskey.

The entertainment early in the evening contained drinking games and porn movies. After a few hours, my best friend and best man told the rowdy crowd to settle down.

"I just want to say," Carl started. "That this will be the last time Johnny will be able to come here to the Twisted Tao and stuff all those one-dollar bills down the stripper's G-string. So tonight, we are lucky to introduce a dancer to the club who wanted to give Johnny a special treat. Without further ado, please give it up for the Mistress in Red."

The crowd went wild with whistles, catcalls and clapping.

The door opened and a very feminine figure walked into the room. She was dressed in black hi-heel shoes, red fishnet stockings, red G-string and a red bra. Her hair was short and sandy brown with blonde highlights. On her face was a red mask and she carried a wicked looking whip.

The mistress snapped the whip and told everybody to clean off the table. Even though the whole room was plastered, they did as she commanded.

Music began blasting and she started to move her hips in time with the beat. The mistress in red worked her way up onto the table and worked her way down to where I was sitting.

--- Two ---

The Mistress kneeled on the table in front of me and wrapped the whip around my neck. She tugged it slowly and I found myself inches away from her face. She kissed me long and deep. My future wife had never kissed me with her tongue and it felt great. My manhood was growing despite my efforts to keep it under control.

She let go of the whip after our lips parted. She slowly unhooked her bra and peeled it off. The mistress threw it at me and it landed on my head. The crowd went wild when they saw her small perfect breasts.

The mistress played with her nipples until they were hard and erect. She moved her breasts around in circles in front of me. Many of the guys were trying to get closer to my seat so they could better see the mistress.

She did the splits next and slowly pulled off her G-string. Her pubic mound was trimmed with a patch at the top. She began fingering her wet snatch and I noticed a few of the guys pulling out their cocks. The mistress smiled at them and began finger fucking herself. I just sat there wishing that she were my future bride, Rebecca.

--- Three ---

Many of the guys blew their load while others kept jacking off until the mistress in red exploded. Her honeydew dripped out of her pussy and onto the table in front of me. She then gathered herself up and looked at my hard dick still in my pants. She smiled and then left the room. I was surprised that she didn't take off the red mask.

We wrapped up the party pretty quickly then because a lot of the guys wanted to go home and get laid. I told them all thanks and found myself going to my car in the parking lot.

I was about to open the door when it opened.

"You're not driving in your condition, are you?" asked a familiar voice from within my car.

I looked and saw the mistress in red still in her red mask but now wearing a long overcoat.

"I'm not that far gone," I replied.

"I was replying to that," she said while pointing to my still hard cock.

I smiled and knew that this was a set up by Carl.

"It will wait until tomorrow night on my honeymoon," I said.

The mistress got out of my car and took off her mask and wig. She shook out her back-length raven-hair. It was my future bride before me and I nearly fainted.

"Now you know what's in store for you on our honeymoon," she laughed.

"I just hope that you leave the wig at home," I replied as I got into the car on the passenger side. "And I hope that whip won't sting much."

Rebecca got behind the wheel and started the car.

"You'll just have to wait and see," she said as we pulled away.

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posted by: Neo

Thursday, March 18, 2004

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posted by: Neo ©

Erotic Tease

It's been a long day for the both of us, I have a blistering sunburn from sitting out on the beach watching the waves roll in, waiting for you, and you have been off satisfying the demands of the world. Unfair as that is... We meet in a spacious dimly lit room shortly after sunset, I am sore from the sun, but am no longer feeling it. Naked as I am facing you I begin to speak as you close the door behind you, taking one step to me and covering my mouth. You force me down on my knees, I unbutton your pants and pull them down and begin teasing you, but you want none of it. You take the back of my head in one hand and with the other force my mouth open, I need little encouragement. I take you full into my mouth, you pressing me ever harder onto you, as you thrust and buck, riding me hard, fast, feeling my mouth working you as if you were a treat, sucking and pulling, licking and caressing. I feel myself grow wet as you come closer and closer to your climax. Finally you can hold off no longer as my encouragement only grows, groping your ass, running my fingers in and out of your asshole, tripping little spots, making it hard for you to breath. You gush rivers into my mouth, more than I could ever hope to consume, my chin and neck become wet with you as your jism flows from you and you practically scream in relief. But that is not all. You take me roughly, and throw me on my stomach and without much prompting I make myself ready for you, though I have not much time for that either. You grab my hips, thighs and pull yourself into me, with no regard for me, just needing. I grin as you thrust hard and full into me, taking no mercy, and giving none, I groan and catch my breath with each new movement of you, my skin in agony, not wanting to be stretched and manipulated, but being so any way. My groans turn to short screams as pain and pleasure rip through me simultaneously as you build to your peak, your jism present and ready. I find myself nearly on my face, my arms have collapsed with the force of your blows, I am wet and dripping, my body fully accepting, clenching around you only intensifying your lust. Blood mixes with our liquids as you come in full force deep within me, and I collapse no longer able to even crawl since your hands left my hips. Yet you need more. You take my chin in your hand and look me square in the face, "you will." I nod, for that is all I can do, You help me up and guide me over to the table, propping me up on it, you slide a pillow under my head, not entirely insensitive, and take me again, violently, my body jerking and pulsing in time with yours, though where the strength is coming from nobody could tell. You are taking me, feeding from me, sating yourself with me, as I go numb, no longer thinking about anything but responding to my lover in his need. I give of myself till he requires no more. Your hands are upon my ass, pulling me onto you, my hands are on the edge of the table holding me, so that I cannot be forced back as you thrust into me and withdraw with stallion like vitality. Your climax is great this time as well. You withdraw from me, and take my hand, lifting me from the table, as my feet reach the ground I feel they cannot support me, and you help me to the bed, to rest. You lie beside me, curl up behind me as I lay on my side and warm my body with yours.
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posted by: Jade Green ©

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Q. What's Irish and stays out all night?
A. Paddy 0'Furniture

There were three Irish prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job." "Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"

Q. How do you recognize a Irishman on an oil rig?
A. He's the one throwing crusts of bread to the helicopters.

Two leprechauns have a bet. To settle their bet, they take it to a convent. Mother Superior answers the door, and says "Oh my goodness! Its a leprechaun!" The first Leprechaun replies, "Take it easy sister, I only wanna ask you a question. Are there any nuns in your convent that are my size?" "No, little man, there are no nuns in my convent that are your size." "Alright then. Are there any nuns in all of Ireland, that are my size?" "No, little man, there are no nuns in all of Ireland that are your size." "Alright then. One more question: Are there any nuns in all of the world, that are my size?" "No, little man, I am quite sure there are no nuns in all of the word that are your size!" "Okay then." The second leprechaun starts laughing his ass off. But through the laughter, he manages to say "You see, I told you... you fucked a penguin!"

Q. What's the difference between Irish women and washing machines?
A. You don't have to hug washing machines after you put your load in them.

One day a little Cork boy walked in on his mother in the shower. The boy pointed to his mother's pussy and said "What's that mommy?". The mother not wanting to explain the facts of life to the boy said "that's my sponge" the boy satisfied with the answer went out. A few days later the boy again walked in on his mother in the shower. The night before the mother had shaved completely. The boy noticing the difference asked the mother "where is your sponge?". The mother said she lost it and the boy satisfied went outside again. All of a sudden the boy ran back in. "Mommy, mommy I found your sponge! I was looking in Mrs. Murphy's back window and I saw Mrs. Murphy washing daddy's face with it!"

Q. Did you hear about the Irish mathematician who was constipated?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman. The Texan says "Yup" and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?". The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".

Q. Did you hear about the Irish accountant who was constipated?
A. He couldn't budget.

An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have you been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course" slurs the man. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Q. Did you hear about the Irish composer who was constipated?
A. He couldn't finish his last movement.

Three Irish guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting; "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says; "I just did your mom, and it was sweeeet!" Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces; "Your mom liked it!" Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, you're drunk!"

Q. What is black and blue and found floating upside-down in the Irish sea?
A. Someone who's tells a stupid Irish joke.

posted by: Neo

And So It Goes - All for My Bed

All for My Bed - Jason Love It is 7 o'clock in the morning. The temperature outside has plummeted to an ungodly 50 degrees. All the happy people are still asleep. And I lay in bed listening to my alarm clock beep and beep and BEEP...

Every morning this happens. I sit in bed trying to come to terms with the fact that I am me and this is my life and I have to wake up again. Sometimes it takes 30 minutes for me to reach the foot of my bed, such is my reluctance to enter the waking world.

I have been struggling with this “sleep issue” my whole life. It all started when I decided to work instead of going with my first instinct—to wander the streets reciting poems for spare change. Ever since then, my alarm clock has been beeping and beeping and beeping. Did I mention that the alarm clock has been beeping?

A neighbor of mine drives an enormous truck, one that relocates streets or something, and he wakes up every morning at 5 a.m. Imagine waking up before the sun and getting into a big truck to move streets all day. Every day. Forever. If you ask me, that's a half-step down from being dead. I wonder if this guy's life depresses him half as much as it does me.

Having accepted that I can't set the alarm clock for “whenever,” I have settled for daydreaming. And during the course of my daydreams, I have developed some opinions about the consummate night of rest. Let's take a look at them, shall we.

Ergonomics. Our bed is a lot like the workplace, only more important. It all starts with the mattress. If you're going to invest money anywhere in bedding, make it the mattress. Ride a moped to work if you must, but buy yourself the most comfortable cloud you can sleep on. Then cover said mattress with a down comforter. Some people think it's foolish to spend that much money on a blanket, but they are not connoisseurs. Trust me: once you go down, you'll never come back.

Air Holes. I recommend an airtight sleeping environment. The trick is to tuck the comforter under both of your flanks, then under your feet, and finally under your chin. It's kind of like wrapping a burrito. If you tuck yourself in properly, you can avoid chill pockets throughout the night. Of course, you'll have to rewrap your burrito self any time nature calls in the middle of the night. Avoid large glasses of anything before bedtime.

Darkness. I need it to be pitch black when I sleep. Not just dark as in the door is closed and the shades are drawn, but dark like a black hole. Or a hotel room in Vegas. I want to see the sun blotted out from the sky. When my perfect darkness is disturbed by a ray of light or a street lamp, I get grumpy and curse Thomas Edison. At least Edison didn't invent the alarm clock; that was definitely the work of Satan.

Silence. Just as Oreos need milk, so does darkness need silence. I prefer the deafening brand of silence that you find sitting at the bottom of a pool or in a board meeting right after someone belches the words “excuse me.” I keep earplugs on my nightstand in case the neighbor's poodle begins to fight with its shadow. So it goes.

Rotation. I'm not a sleepwalker, but I am a rotisserie sleeper. I fall asleep on my back, sure enough, but throughout the night I perpetually rotate positions. I spend a couple of hours on my back, a couple on my side, a few on my stomach… I believe that I am pushing my wife's Neurosis Threshold. By the end of the night, she is ready to shove an apple in my mouth and roast me over an open flame. I also laugh aloud in my sleep and occasionally perform standup comedy, which further disrupts my better half. Speaking from experience, keep still if you want to preserve your relationship.

Conclusions. I understand that it is the first sign of depression to prefer the sleeping state to the waking state, but still I wonder why we don't schedule more slumber into our lives. There is so much to life that you just can't see with your eyes open. During sleep, you visit distant countries, tell your boss to get a life, go back to kindergarten, and reason with your neighbor's dog—all in a single night. Indeed, only sleep is perfect.

If we are deprived of sleep long enough, we begin to display the symptoms of schizophrenia. Telling argument, isn't it? I propose that on a lesser scale, everyone is a little “mad” right now because they didn't get enough to dream last night. It could be that we are only hostile toward one another because we fail to embrace the simple truth that there is very little in life that cannot be resolved by 10 hours of sleep and a bowel movement.
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posted by: Jason Love ©

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

The Homosexual Agenda

Many of you have heard Dr. Laura, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. Since they are all so concerned about the "Homosexual Agenda", I thought it might be helpful to have a copy, so I asked a friend of mine, who recently obtained a copy of the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA directly from the Head Homosexual if he would send me a copy.

He did and now I am sharing it with all of you. I certainly hope it will assist you so that you will be prepared...

6:00am - Gym.

8:00am - Breakfast: oatmeal, egg whites, and mimosas.

9:00am - Hair appointment.

10:00am - Shopping, preferably at Barney's or Prada.

12:00pm - Brunch.

2:00pm - (1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, state, and local governments as well as all other forms of world government. (2) Destroy all healthy marriages. (3) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels. (4) Bulldoze all houses of worship. (5) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media. (6) Be Fabulous.

2:30pm - Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest.

4:00pm - Cocktails.

6:00pm - Light Dinner: soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing; Apple Martini.

8:00pm - Theatre.

10:30pm - "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!"
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posted by: Neo

In the News - Lesbians Against Bush

In the News...

posted by: Neo

Monday, March 15, 2004

Monday Toons

Jerry King Cartoons

posted by: Neo

Sunday, March 14, 2004

Blogger Babe - Anika

Anika's a 19 year old, 5'8, 120 lb very sexy, strawberry blonde cutie with very pretty greenish-grey eyes, nice lips and a smooth complexion. She has a nice figure (34A-24-34), tiny, tiny boobs with nicely shaped pink little nipples, a flat stomach, long, long legs, a nice round butt, a great cum-fuck-me doggy-style arch and a completely shaved, pink little pussy (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

An agent sent Anika's pic to me and as soon as I saw it I deffo knew that she would be great for a shoot. I got her number, gave her a call, talked with her on the phone for about an hour (laughing, flirting, etc.) and finally got around to setting up an interview for the following day.

She showed up late for the interview. Got lost. After all she is a blonde - well, strawberry blonde, so I guess maybe that doesn't count. Anyway... right from the start we got along. We talked a lot, laughed a lot, flirted a lot and yes, not only did I want to hire her, but I also liked her. Yes, she was young, sexy and sweet (with a deffo sultry side), but that is not why I liked her. Well, yeah, those are deffo reasons why I liked her, but I really liked her because she was goofy and she made me laugh. I'm deffo a sucker for a girl with a good sense of humor. Anyway, after she left, I called my partner, Big Lou, and told him about her. We decided to hire her for our next shoot.

Anika showed up for the shoot. Late, (blonde) but at least she showed up. The shoot went ok... She had only a few hours to work with us before she had to leave, so between the flirting and joking around we were actually rushing to get the work done. And of course, when you rush and you're limited on time you don't get as much done as you would like. But we still shot quite a bit and did get some good stuff. In a little under four hours we shot six set-ups including; cheerleader (with combat boots), schoolgirl (with high heels), 50's type bathing suit (with high heels), a Goth outfit (with Black, 6 inch, thigh-high boots and a whip), a stewardess outfit, and last but not least, we shot a voyeur scene.

While shooting the stewardess scene Anika actually fell asleep. In the middle of the scene I started talking to her - asking her to change her pose and she didn't respond. After a moment, I realized that she was sound asleep. LOL. Turns out she worked the night before and was quite tired. Well I woke her up, we took a break for lunch, got some food into her and then she was fine. Dang, she was so fine. The next scene we did was the schoolgirl scene. WOW! She has very long legs, was wearing very tall heels and a very short schoolgirl skirt and as I mentioned before, she has a great cum-fuck-me doggy-style arch. So needless to say... and this rarely happens (because I'm a professional), but I started to feel a little twinge of excitement from between my legs. Now, can you just imagine how hot a girl has to look to make a professional photographer (like me) lose his... uh... concentration? Rhetorical question. Anyway, just take my word for it... when she got on her hands and knees, arched her back and gave me that sultry, cum-fuck-me, innocent, but very slutty, schoolgirl look, I... well, let's just say that I almost had to go change my pants. LOL.

The day after the shoot Anika called and wanted to come over and look at her pics, but I was in the middle of another shoot and did not have the time to meet with her, so we talked about getting together at a later date to look at the pics and also to do some more work together - both adult and non-adult. So, hopefully we will stay in touch... I'll let you know.

If you want to see more of Anika, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put her up on their sites.
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posted by: Neo ©

Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©

Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©

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I would love to hear from you. Please e-mail me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding Sex Blogger.
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posted by: Neo ©

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