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Saturday, March 13, 2004

I'd Hit It!

Mmmm... Yummy!

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Thursday, March 11, 2004

UpDates & Reviews

"Nude Amateur Women" - Real Amateur Women and Barely Legal Teen Girls getting Nude for the Camera.

"Nude Amateur Women" is a CyberAge Platinum site. This site is a simple, no frills but fairly fast loading Amateur site. Again (like all my sites) it's easy to navigate. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind to piss you off. All the pics were taken with a Polaroid camera. So if you like Amateurs and Amateur photography, check this site out. You won't be disappointed. Also, there's a huge RETRO RAUNCH gallery. And this gallery is pretty kewl. It has tons of antique porn pics - everything from the 1880's up to the 1960's. So if you wanna see what your parents, grandparents and even great grandparents did way back when - give it a click.

"Victory Girls - Nude Women of the World!" - Nudes of beautiful blondes, brunettes and redheads from around the world. Teen, Amateur, Hardcore, Lesbian and Big Titty Galleries just added!

"Victory Girls" is a "CyberAge Platinum" site; it's surfer friendly, updated on a regular basis, has a ton of pics and is completely redesigned to give you (the surfer) a whole new, nice and pleasant experience. There are 10 galleries (with over 500 photos) of sexy & sweet babes for you to drool over. Most of the babes are ones I photographed and quite a few of them are also featured as "Blogger Babes." So if you like the babes here on "Sex Blogger," then deffo check out "Victory Girls."

"Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" - Cheerleader sluts, sexy Schoolgirls, naughty Nurses & other Barely Legal Teens in Uniform.

"Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" The site design is good and of course it's easy to navigate. The splash pages are fairly quick loading and have quite a few sample pictures to give you an idea what's inside. Inside there are 9 separate galleries with over 300 photos of teens in uniform: everything from cheerleaders & schoolgirls to flight attendants, doctors, nurses, bus drivers, marines, french maids and more. The galleries are updated on a regular basis (monthly) with fresh new pics. "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" is an AdultCheck Gold site. And that means that it's high quality, gives you access to thousands of other sites and has very few banners and no entrapments or other annoying shit that pisses you off. Check it out!
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Erotic Tease

I sigh and move back into you, and suddenly realize that romance is not in your plans as your hardness presses against my spine, I feel your hands move me forward as you begin massaging between my thighs, moving them slowly apart, work me opening me.  You press me down against the cabinet it's coolness bringing my nipples to attention, one hand reaches around and begin to massage my breast as the other grabs my hips and you thrust into me, you begin moving slowly, pulling back nearly out of me, massaging my every inner part.  I begin to move in rhythm with you your hands both now at my hips holding me to you, manipulating me as you wish.  Your pace quickens, as you reach up and grab my shoulders, forcefully now pulling your full self into me, I gasp with each thrust the pleasure now becoming immense, I can feel you are close to coming and I loose myself in the pleasure of you, mounting rising to full simultaneous climax a scream of triumph is torn from my lips as I collapse again against the counter top, and you rest leaning upon me, still in me till time stands still and all the world is a blur.
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Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Stupid People are Still Breeding

     I get so frustrated at the stupidity of people. Let me set the record straight, not all people are stupid, but the majority of them are either stupid or borderline stupid.

     Case in point: I rented a PO Box. I haven't had the Box very long, as a matter of fact I've never even received any mail there - until recently. And that "recent" mail that I was supposed to receive is what I am writing about.

     As many of you know, I'm a photographer and I do a lot of shopping on the net; photo equipment, fetish clothes, sex toys (no, not for me... but for my models to use during photo shoots. Most of the models that I shoot don't want to use the dildo that the previous model stuck up inside of her. I mean... would you? Uh, never mind, don't answer that).

     Anyway, needless to say, I have to keep a good supply of these kinds of things around. A week ago Friday, I ordered quite a few items from Eros Boutique. And since I had never used my PO Box, I thought... "I'm paying for it, why not get some use out of it. And besides, I'm not sure if I'm going to be around to sign for the package"... So, I had the items shipped straight to my PO address.

     I had a shoot scheduled for Wednesday, so my plan was to pick up the package sometime late Tuesday afternoon. Well, Eros shipped the package out sooner than I thought and it arrived at my Box Saturday (the day after I ordered it). Monday (the day before I assumed the package would arrive) I was driving past the PO Box place and, just on a whim, I thought that I'd stop in and see if my package arrived. I opened my Box and laying there, all by itself, was a little claim note - just waiting for me. It felt like Christmas. My first mail and it was a big box full of toys. I anxiously took the claim note to the counter, said "Hello" with a smile, and handed the tiny piece of paper to the owner. A funny look (not funny HA HA, but funny strange) went across his face as he read the note.

     Then, without making eye contact he said "Oh... uh... I... I need to, uh... get that." Without another word, he disappeared through a door. I heard him rummaging around and after about five minutes he reappeared, walked past me, like I was not there, and then made a show of going through a pile of packages he had stacked in front of the counter.

     Another few minutes went by before he finally went back behind the counter, handed me the slip and said that he didn't have the package.

     "Uh... excuse me?" I said.

     He still would not make eye contact with me, but he made it very clear that he didn't have my package and then he turned to help another customer.

     "Whoa, hold on a second! Where is my package and why don't you have it?"

     He looked at me like I was the idiot, then reached down below the counter, pulled out a dusty ledger and opened it. Not actually reading anything, he skimmed over a page, closed the book and told me that he'd sent my package back earlier today.

     "What? Why would you do that?"

     Again, he looked at me like I was the idiot and then told me that it was unclaimed so he sent it back.

     I usually don't get mad, but I was certainly starting too. I needed this package for a scheduled photo shoot and here this guy was telling me that he sent it back because it was "unclaimed." I took a deep breath, said a quick chant, centered myself and held up the claim slip; wiggling it back and forth.

     "How can it be unclaimed? I have the claim slip right here." 

     He briefly made eye contact with me and told me that he sent it back because I wasn't here to pick it up when it arrived. I told him that I don't need to be here when it arrives. That is why I rented a Box, so I wouldn't have to be here when it arrives!

     With no acknowledgment of my statement, he then changed his statement to make it look like my fault because - I did not arrive "in time" to pick it up.

     I was now working up a good head of steam and the words were flying out of my mouth - "It's Monday, my package arrived Saturday, you were closed Sunday. When was I supposed to pick it up?"

     And, before he could again not give me a straight answer I continued - "You had my package, you accepted my package. I didn't have to be here when it arrived. So, if I had to be here when it arrived, why did you accept the delivery and why did you put the slip in my Box telling me that I had a package?"

     I paused and I could see his little brain trying to work. And what it spewed forth was again trying to place the blame on me by now saying that -  I needed to "sign" for the package.

     I again reminded him that that was one of the reasons I got a PO Box in the first place, because I wasn't always around to sign for packages and now it was his job to sign for them and that is why I'm paying to have a Box, SO I WOULD NOT MISS ANY DELIVERIES!!!

     Oh, I so needed to take a breath... I did and then continued. Telling him again - "If I needed to sign for it, why did you accept it, put a note in my Box and then pretend to search for it when I gave you the claim slip? Hmmm? Answer that, will ya? Huh?"

     And he did... he proceeded to tell me that now the package had the "wrong" name on it and that is why he sent it back.

     I didn't know what to say. I was at a complete loss for words. If I wasn't so pissed off, it would've been funny. Then I thought "This can't be happening. It has to be a joke." I actually turned around looking for a hidden camera and waited for a crew to jump out and say "Surprise!" But nobody did. Nobody was even there. Not even the other customer. Damn! This was real and it was really happening. Damn again!

     I looked at him at said - "If my package had the "wrong" name on it, then why did you put a slip in my Box telling me that I had a package?"

     He didn't even answer, he just stared blankly at my left ear.

     Ok, take another breath... it's obvious that he's going through rehearsed answers. My package isn't here and I am getting nowhere talking to him! So what now? What do I do? I don't know. So I just stared at his right ear.

     After about 19 seconds (19 long ear-starring seconds), he says that he might be able to get it back. I still didn't say a word. I just switched my look to his left ear, noticing that he had much more hair growing out of it than he did his right. He then said something about asking tomorrow's delivery guy if he still has it or if he can get it back or... or whatever. I was beyond listening, I was now staring at his nose. The dude has a serious hair growth problem.

     Without saying another word, I turned to leave and I heard the hairy man saying something to the effect of "Check back tomorrow."

     Well, it's been a over a week. I still haven't received my package. The photo shoot was rescheduled. I called Eros, explained the problem to them and they said that they did receive the package back - marked "unclaimed" and that they were sending it out to me again - this time to my business address.

     And the hairy guy? His last words to me were "Check back tomorrow." Well every single day since he told me to, I do just that. I call and ask if my if my package has arrived yet. I don't know... Maybe I'll call for the next month or two... or three. Four, five... I don't know... But I'm going to drive him nuts.
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And So It Goes - The Merge Concept

     According to the odometer in my car, I have driven to the moon and back. In my travels, I've seen a few freeways. Some would even say I'm a pro. But no matter how many times I join the flow on the freeway, I never feel quite safe. Too many people fail to grasp The Merge Concept.

     One moment we have a lane all to ourselves, enjoying the “free” in freeway, and the next moment someone wants a piece of the action. Our action. We are forced to accede our freedom and, worst-case scenario, decelerate to accommodate them. We have to share!

     Perhaps it is time for us to establish some simple parameters for both the merger and the mergee to come to terms with this predicament.

     Scenario One: We are on the freeway, and someone wants in.

     Like any wedding, planning is everything. Many of us fail to realize that a merging moment is about to occur. We don't see the car on our right or anticipate their ambition to get over. If someone has made it through the freeway onramp and is now driving alongside us in the slow lane, chances are that they are not going to change their mind and turn back. They will need to merge. If we don't recognize the fact, both cars continue to travel at similar speeds until the merger gets so frustrated that he or she just goes for it, at which point we get upset for being cut off, guns are drawn, Wyatt Earp is nowhere to be found… so it goes.

     When someone gets on the freeway beside us, we have a decision to make: We either speed up and let him slither in behind us, or we slow down and allow him to merge in front of us. The latter method may be difficult for those who carry a fragile ego, but we can consider it training for the afterlife—Zen and the Art of Merging.

     If the merger uses his blinker, or “indicator” as they say in Britain, he should receive Brownie points for so doing. If we have a choice between speeding up and slowing down, we should slow down. If nothing else, it will give them a Pavlovian pat on the back. If they do not use their blinker, we should assume that they will merge whenever, in which case it is best to abandon the lane altogether and let them find their accident elsewhere.

     Scenario two: We have just entered the freeway and need to “blend.”

     The first thing we must do is GAIN SPEED. It is folly to attempt a merge at 50 miles an hour. Being over-conservative is the most reckless kind of driving. We must develop a respectable velocity, “indicate,” and then find our niche in traffic. We shouldn't get angry if others don't make way for us. We are, for this time, merely guests.

     Once we have found our niche, it is in our best interest to go with the flow. The speed limit must take a back seat — get it, back seat — to the flow of traffic. American freeways haven't turned into the autobahn quite yet, but it's safe to say that if we are doing the speed limit, we're pretty much in the way. Also, if our merging has caused anyone to slow down or otherwise modify their behavior in any way, it is a good idea to move over to the third lane. For further reference, see the 12,000 cases of road rage on Unsolved Mysteries.

     The Merge Concept is an underrated phenomenon on the highway today. Mastering the theory can prevent untold accidents, bafflements, and four-letter oaths. With 5 billion people in the world (picture a million people and then think, Okay, I'm not even remotely close yet), there is a lot of merging going on every day. A friend of mine has the philosophy that if he just gets over slowly, others will notice him and get out of the way. Which is great up to the point when he merges with someone who has the same philosophy.

     Finally, and most important, remember that the vast majority of all automobile accidents happen while you're in your car.
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Tuesday, March 9, 2004

Music to Fuck By

Now that I have your attention, I'd like to change the title to "Music to Take a Nice Hot Bath, Relax, Give a Massage and then Make Romantic & Passionate Love By." Yeah I know it's a long title, but it sums up the type of music I'm talking about. And no, I'm not talking about "Wham-bam let's get it on and fuck" music. That type of music is for another post. These mixes are just a few suggestions for relaxing and being romantic.

Mix 1 - Exotica - World Music Divas, Ali Farka Toure with Ry Cooder - Talking Timbuktu, Ali Farka Toure - The Source, Ravi Shankar - Chants of India, African Voices - Songs of Life. 

Mix 2 - Moby - 18, Dirty Vegas, Love And Rockets, Lo Fidelity Allstars - Don't Be Afraid Of Love, Lo Fidelity Allstars - How to Operate With A Blown Mind.

Mix 3 - Red, Hot & Blue, Dead Man Walking - Soundtrack, The Big Lebowski - Soundtrack, O Brother, Where Art Thou? - Soundtrack, Carly Simon - Film Noir.

Mix 4 - Robbie Robertson - Music for The Native Americans, Robbie Robertson - Contact From The Underworld Of Redboy , Jack Johnson - Brushfire Fairytales, Northern Exposure - Soundtrack, Kirstin Candy - Glimpse.

This music may not be your type, but if you want to do any or all of the things in the "Revised" title, then just give it a try. Run a hot bath (with bubbles), light scented candles (vanilla is good), take all the disks from one of the mixes (or mix and match them), put them in the CD player and hit shuffle. Then get in the bath with your partner and just relax and caress each other. Don't be in a hurry. Let the day's stress and tension fade away. Spend at least a half hour to an hour or more in the tub. After you get out, dry each other off, go to bed (or where ever) and give each other a full body massage. Again, take your time, make it last and just enjoy touching each other. Let this touching lead into making passionate love.

So just try it out and enjoy... And guys, if you're romantic with her, she'll appreciate it and the sex will be so much better! And, "HELLO!"... Make sure you please her before you even think of cumming!!!
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Latina Tuesday

This week's Blogger Babe is not a Spicy Latina Hottie, but I thought I'd just do a whole Latina theme anyway... Enjoy!
 

Monday, March 8, 2004

Monday Toons

Sunday, March 7, 2004

Blogger Babe - Dana Vespoli

Dana Vespoli is deffo a hot and exotic dark-haired beauty. She's a 26 year old, 5'7, 120 lb very sexy, half Thai, half Irish Hottie with beautiful, shoulder length, dark brown hair. She has very pretty brown eyes, absolutely gorgeous, full and pouty bedroom lips (Mmmm, yummy). She has a nice figure (34-24-35), small boobs with nice brown nipples, flat stomach, long legs, a nice round butt and a pierced pussy with a nicely trimmed landing strip of dark brown pubic hair (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

An agent sent Dana's pic to me and as soon as I saw it I deffo thought that she was a babe and that I wanted to meet and photograph her - especially since I'm really into dark-haired exotic girls. So I got her number, gave her a call and within an hour she was sitting in my office.

Right from the start, we hit it off. Talk, talk, talk. We talked about all kinds of things. Her career, my career, photography, modeling (both adult and non-adult), movies, music, art, relationships (both hers and mine) and yes, we finally got around to talking about doing some work together. I wanted to hire her on the spot, but I had to call my partner, Big Lou, and run it by him. He liked what I told him so we set up a shoot for the next day.

Dana showed up for the shoot on time and it went quite well. She was deffo a pro when it came to modeling and getting the shots we needed. Of course, we had a good time - we flirted, we connected and we got the job done. In a little under five hours we shot seven different set-ups including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, hospital scrubs (masturbating with a blood pressure cuff), a red vinyl Goth outfit with Black, 8 inch, thigh-high boots & handcuffs, a mexican outfit (think Frida), a shaving scene and last but not least - a voyeur scene.

After the shoot Dana and I had talked a few times about doing some more work together - both adult and non-adult. But of course, nothing has ever cum of it.

If you want to see more of Dana, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put her up on their sites.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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